Little Monster Manor

"Children and pets can only choose one or the other?" The director asked in surprise, "Why?"

Of course because children are pets and pets are children.

Lu Xingmang tried his best to find an excuse: "Isn't it too much for children and pets to be on the show together? There are eight children in our family..."

The director was taken aback and raised his voice: "How many? Eight?"

The director knew that Lu Xingmang and Jiang Yao adopted more than one child, but he really didn't know there were eight of them!

"How old are the eight children?"

Lu Xingmang counted on his fingers: "One is four years old, the other is six years old... 14 years old, 16 years old..."

The director frowned even deeper. Unexpectedly, Lu Xingmang and Jiang Yao's family not only had adopted children, but also several older children who were about to grow up.

Counting his age, he is not a few years younger than Lu Xingmang and Jiang Yao. Rather than adopting, it is more appropriate to call it sponsorship?

The two bosses of Seven Valleys are really kind...

"Our program doesn't want teenage children,? The age can be relaxed a bit,? It also needs to be under ten years old..."

The director hopes that Lu Xingmang and Jiang Yao will bring their children to participate in the show, but the older children are fine.

Lu Xingmang quickly explained: "Although the children in our family look old, their minds are still children."

Director: "......retarded?"

Lu Xingmang: "No!"

"Just a little naive, a little younger in mental age."

The director understands, isn't this still mentally handicapped?

He was surprised and careless just now,? Lu Xingmang and Jiang Yao definitely don't like to hear such words, and he will be careful not to say them again in the future.

The director said to Lu Xingmang: "I want to meet the children in your family first."

After hearing such new news from Lu Xingmang, a new idea came to the director's mind.

Still have to see the kids before making a decision.

Lu Xingmang told the cubs at home,? The news that the director is coming to Seven Rivers Valley as a guest,? He didn't tell the cubs that he planned to invite the family to film a new program. He planned to discuss with the cubs after the matter was confirmed.

But Lu Xingmang didn't say anything, but Xiaotuanzi guessed something.

When the director came to the house as a guest, Xiaotuanzi dressed up extra carefully, and even used a little bit of talent to make her hairstyle more beautiful.

When the family stood at the gate of Qixi Valley to meet the director, there was a gust of wind, and the hair of the others was flying in the wind, only Xiaotuanzi's iron bangs remained motionless.

The director's gaze stayed on Xiaotuanzi's hairstyle, once, and then again.

Xiaotuanzi was very happy to find that the director was paying attention to him.

After the director entered the Qingwafang, Xiaotuanzi was even more attentive, serving drinks and snacks for the director non-stop.

"Director, this is Jumping Bean, this is Piggy Leaf, and it's got ass flower nectar."

The director took the things in Xiaotuanzi's hands with a smile, and praised Xiaotuanzi for being sensible and polite.

After Xiaotuanzi left contentedly, the director whispered to Lu Xingmang, "Is this the child you're talking about with a young mind?"

Lu Xingmang: …… He was talking about the stone who was young in actual age but tall after being transformed.

But now there is no way to explain it.

The director made a decision the first time he saw the eight children in the Seven Rivers Valley!

The appearance of the eight children is too high!

Even the children of big stars are not all so good-looking.

And the appearance has its own characteristics, especially recognizable.

If it wasn't for the director's familiarity with the personalities of Lu Xingmang and Jiang Yao, he would have suspected them of stealing beautiful children everywhere!

Such eight children were on the show together, and the director felt that he had already won more than half of the show before he started filming.

However, other celebrity families only have one or two children, and the Seven Valley House has a full eight children. How to balance in variety shows is a problem...

When recording, you need to divide into groups again!

After the director made a decision, he threw the specific problem to the team to solve, and then called Lu Xingmang and Jiang Yao: "Get ready, and bring the eight children in the family to record the show together!"

"I'm going abroad to record the program this time. Do all the children in the family have passports? If not, I feel like doing it."

On the other side of the phone, Lu Xingmang's tone was a bit awkward: "Well... Director, there is something I want to tell you..."

Director: "Just tell me if you have anything to say!"

Lu Xingmang plucked up the courage to speak out in one breath: "The number of children in the family has changed from eight to nine, can you bring Lao Jiu with you?"

Director: "...The population growth rate at home is really fast."

Lu Xingmang didn't expect that the porpoise would transform so quickly.

It is clear that Tu Tu can't even speak well, but occasionally a word can pop out from the hum - "Dad!" "Eat!" "No!"

Among all the characters that Dolphin has mastered, the most frequently used word is "不".

Faced with various requests from his father, Dolphin always says "no" without thinking!

"Puppy, dad will brush your teeth for you."

"No!"

"Tupi, the clothes on your body are worn upside down. Dad will put them on for you."

"No!"

"Pipu, do you want to eat something delicious tonight?"

"No... yes! Yes, yes!"

Dolphin did not stop shaking his head for a moment, while shaking his head, he said yes.

It made the whole family laugh.

A few days ago, Lu Xingmang announced that the whole family, except for Tutu, would be going to record a show.

"Tupi, Dad and brothers and sisters are going to go out for a few days. Teacher Niuniu, Teacher Frog, Aunt Octopus...everyone in the Seven Rivers Valley will take good care of you."

When Dolphin heard about it, he was impatient.

The whole family is going to record the show, leaving him alone!

The dolphin swished twice and jumped onto Jiang Yao's head, and stomped on Jiang Yao's hair with four small hooves.

Jiang Yao yelled, "Dad's hair is going to be bald by you!"

Lu Xingmang quickly hugged Dolphin down, and his father, brother and sister took turns coaxing him.

In the middle of the night, Lu Xingmang heard the sound of sobbing and sobbing from Dolphin's small bed.Lu Xingmang walked over tiptoely, lifted a corner of the quilt of Tutu, and found that Tutu was crying secretly.

Lu Xingmang and Jiang Yao suddenly felt distressed, and hugged Tutu between them, and Tutu slept in the arms of the two fathers.

After sleeping until midnight, when Lu Xingmang turned over, he felt a small arm. The skin was smooth and smooth, smoother than the tenderest tofu.

In a daze, Lu Xingmang asked: "Jiang Yao... what skin care products do you use, how did your skin become so good..."

Jiang Yao was woken up by Lu Xingmang's voice, and even touched "Lu Xingmang's face" with his eyes closed.

"Xiaomang, your skin has also improved? Baby-like skin..."

Lu Xingmang and Jiang Yao touched and touched, and suddenly found something was wrong.

"Why are your arms so thin?"

"Why are your hands so small?"

With a click, Dad turned on the bedside lamp, and was shocked when he saw the little baby lying between the two of them!

"Whose child is this?"

"...I remember that Dolphin slept between the two of us?"

The two fathers finally thought of Dolphin.

Dolphin was still asleep, but his sleep was not peaceful at all, his little brows were tightly frowned, and he didn't know what to say in his mouth.

Jiang Yao put his ear close to him and heard Dolphin say, "I'll go...I'll go...I'll go!"

Jiang Yao: "I'll go! Why do porcupines scold people at such a young age?"

Lu Xingmang: "...Porpoise is literally saying that it wants to go to variety shows with us."

With such an obsession, Dolphin took shape in his sleep.

Became the earliest transformation in the family, the little cub who transformed into a shape even if he couldn't speak easily.

Because the dolphin transformed too early, its human form is also very small, a little Douding less than two years old.

He staggers when he walks, and his articulation is still a little unclear when he speaks.

However, after Mr. Frog checked it again, he said that there was nothing wrong with it, and the human form would grow up year by year along with the growth of Dolphin.

It's just that the dolphin who dominates the Seven Rivers Valley, a dolphin who can outrun tens of thousands of tourists in the Seven Rivers Valley with a pig, has suddenly turned into a wobbly baby, and there is naturally a big gap in his heart.

The two-year-old dolphin in human form has small arms and legs like white and tender lotus root joints, not only soft to the touch, but also limp when walking.

Dolphins want to run when they are in a hurry, and they fall when they run.

His left foot tripped over his right foot, and he fell down in front of his elder brother and sister with a slap, his hands propped up on the ground, his little head fell down out of inertia, and his forehead almost hit the ground.

The sudden kowtow stunned the brothers and sisters.

Xiaotuanzi: "My brother is dead!"

After the dolphin transformed into a human form, its lethality immediately decreased from 10000 to 0, and Lu Xingmang and Jiang Yao's love for the dolphin soared from 100 to 10000!

"The dolphins are so cute."

Both Lu Xingmang and Jiang Yao saw such a small baby after transformation for the first time. They were soft, tender and waxy. The teeth in their mouths were not yet full, and their small faces were extremely soft.

The skin color of the dolphin transformed into its original color is close to its original color, not only white, but also pink!

Every inch of skin on my body is pink!

Most of the fair-skinned children are white and pink, but there are still a few of them who are as extreme as Tutu. When the director asked Lu Xingmang and Jiang Yao to start the video to watch Tutu, the first sentence was: "This skin color is a mixed-race baby. ?”

Jiang Yao blurted out: "Everyone in the family is a mixed-race baby!"

director:…………?

Lu Xingmang quickly said, "He was joking."

After the director saw Tutun, he immediately stopped hesitating and welcomed Tutun to record the program together.

It was only then that Lu Xingmang and Jiang Yao got the complete list of guests. When they opened it, they were all acquaintances.

Actress Qiu Yan and her daughter.

Best actor Yun Shen, and his daughter.

Liu Qiqi, and his twin sons Liu Yiyi and Liu Erer.

Lu Xingmang and Jiang Yao looked at each other, both a little surprised, Liu Qiqi is going to make his two "sons" public so early?

"This show definitely has no shortage of topics."

"When it was broadcast, I didn't know what kind of bloody storm would be set off..."

Worried about Liu Qiqi, Qixigu's family got on the plane, and they were about to fly to a beautiful foreign town.

The parents and children among the guests were randomly divided into several teams to meet the challenges of making money and living in foreign towns.