I rely on Gou to prove the Dao [Honghuang]

When Hongjun returned, Shi Miao had just finished cooking a table full of seafood, steamed crabs, stir-fried squid, spicy lobster, garlic scallops, cold sea cucumber...

Hongjun became more and more resentful, the lady actually cooked for a strange monkey...

"Hey, the old Dragon King brought us seafood again?" Shi Miao looked at the sack of seafood on Hongjun's back, walked over to unload it, and she said, "Could it be that he ran away on purpose knowing that we have a visitor today?" Twice."

Hongjun was silent.

That resplendent and resplendent place just now was the Dragon Palace?Dizzy monkeys are slow-witted.

"Okay, you go wash your hands and eat."

The dinner table.

Shi Miao greeted warmly, "Monkey, you can eat whatever dish you fancy, you're welcome."

The monkey looked curiously at the two of them who still didn't move their chopsticks, and stayed where they were in embarrassment. What were the two small wooden sticks next to the bowl?When he was in Huaguo Mountain, none of the monkeys had ever used it.

He picked up the chopsticks in a matter of seconds, held them in the palm of his hand, and grabbed a crab vigorously, piercing through the hard shell, picked up the hairy crab, and swallowed it whole, including the shell and the meat.

The hardness of the crab shell pierced his gums and screamed, coughing rapidly from time to time, probably because he choked on the pepper.The monkey blushed, scratched its head, and jumped onto the chair.

"Haha!" Hongjun laughed, this stupid monkey can't even eat.

"Is it too spicy?" Shi Miao asked with concern, and put a glass of chilled plum juice on the ground to refresh the monkey.

"Jiujiu!" Maybe the acid in the sour plum knocked the monkey's teeth, and he jumped up and down again.

"Can't you eat sour?"

Shi Miao picked up a hairy crab and carefully removed the crab meat inside. He just wanted to pass Hongjun to the monkey, but seeing Hongjun's slightly gloomy expression, he paused in the air and handed it to him.

"Eat, Xianggong!" Shi Miao said sweetly, then turned to the monkey and said, "Crabs probably eat like this."

Hongjun took the crab meat in the bowl, pursed his lips as if showing off, and looked at the monkey arrogantly.As if silently swearing, the only person my wife values ​​most is me.There is no way for Xiao Mian to fight against me!

Fortunately, most of them are seafood, so there is not much need to use chopsticks, and the monkeys eat decently.

In the early morning of the next day, just as Hongjun was about to send the monkey off, he specially repaired and strengthened the small bamboo raft that the monkey had been on.

"Immortal, please accept me as an apprentice!" The monkey suddenly knelt down and kowtowed three times to Hongjun.

Apprentice?

Hongjun's smiling face remained on the spot.

What does this monkey mean? It wants to stay here in the name of accepting apprentices, and then attack the teacher's wife, and only dig the corner of the teacher.Hongjun remembered that his wife had a pet bead, so he liked to read this kind of cuckold literature.

Hongjun's heart was heavy, but it was difficult for him to have a fit when his wife was by his side.

You can't accept disciples!You can't take it even if you kill it!

Shi Miao also lamented the monkey's good eyesight. With a glance, he caught the best master in the prehistoric era. Although his soul is damaged now, it does not prevent the disciples from reporting for duty one after another.

"Monkey, I'm only a mortal, and I can't teach you anything. You should continue to go overseas for a few months, where there are stars and seas, and my spells are worthless there." Hongjun said, continuing to deceive the monkey " In life, if you want to learn, of course you must learn the highest way."

"Master, just accept your apprentice!" Hou Zi begged on his knees to follow Hong Jun, and there was a voice in his heart that kept cheering that he must worship this man as his teacher, otherwise he would regret it for the rest of his life.

"It's not that I don't want to accept you, but that your destined master is not me." Hong Jun said, he must fool the monkey away.

"I've calculated it. Your master is waiting for you overseas. I can't steal the relationship between master and apprentice. You and I were just an accident."

"Your master is the most talented person in the wild, the Jade Emperor, and the Tathagata must give him face. Take a boat, monkey." Hongjun pointed to the small bamboo raft and said, "Your stars and sea are calling you. Go !"

"Monkey, our fate hasn't come yet." Shi Miao looked at Monkey's hand holding Hongjun's thigh and said, and opened his fingers one by one.

"When you come back from school, you have learned supernatural powers. The two of us are celebrating for you." Shi Miao said. Unlike us, you need silver taels for everything you buy and sell. If you save some money, it should be able to support you as a teacher."

Hongjun hung a bunch of zongzi around the monkey's neck, "Eat one every day, you shouldn't starve to death."

Houzi knew that the couple had made up their minds for ten years, and he couldn't change it, so he could only be escorted onto a small bamboo raft and continue his wandering journey.

"Why don't you accept monkeys? He's very talented, and his limit shouldn't just be the Taiyi Golden Immortal."

Looking at the bamboo raft floating far away, Shi Miao turned to look at Hongjun.

"My lady, I can't understand what you are talking about."

"Praise you again, you are very accurate in throwing stones! How about throwing another one!" Shi Miao picked up a stone and handed it to Hongjun.

"I don't want to smash the monkey back and destroy our two-person world." Hongjun threw down the stone, but grabbed Shimiao's little hand and held it in his palm to play.

"Hehe, keep pretending." Shi Miao hummed in her heart, she didn't believe in using the golden pills and immortal plants she gave to feed Hongjun every day.

For three full years, nothing improved.

Hongjun hummed in his heart, he didn't want to fight against his eldest brother, his mother's character was too big to enter the door, and his uncle was extremely important.

The monkey is the protagonist of the catastrophe chosen by the uncle.He doesn't want to get involved.

The monkey followed the route given by Hongjun Shimiao, and went through a bumpy journey. Finally, he was defeated by the Bodhi ancestor, and learned the 72 changes of the tree and the ability to ride the clouds and fog.

After he finished his studies, he was kicked out of Bodhi's door, and his master didn't let him declare to the outside world who his master was?

A monkey rides the clouds and travels thousands of miles away. The monkey wants to find the husband and wife who took him in and led him to the threshold of cultivating immortals. Unfortunately, the islands in the East China Sea are empty.

He sneaked into the Dragon Palace, and the Dragon King under the sea didn't know the trace of the mysterious couple, only saying that they left last year.

The monkey started the journey of making heaven and earth, snatching the dragon king's Dinghai magic needle, changing the life and death book of Hades, and claiming to be the great sage equal to the sky.

Haotian called for safety, and then there was another quarrel at the Pantao meeting, and was finally sealed under the Five Elements Mountain by the Tathagata.

Shi Miao and Hongjun, who evaporated from the world, turned into a couple and opened an inn in the world.

Every hundred years, they re-open their shop in another place and live in a different identity.In a blink of an eye, it was the Tang Dynasty.

"Hongjun, are you really going to open a shop in Chang'an City?"

"Isn't that what you said? We want to be the front line of eating melons. The Fa conference is about to start, don't you want to see Cihang's appearance in women's clothing?" Hongjun said.

"Would it be interesting if you said I'd like to take part in it!" Hongjun said.