[comprehensive] deep V gun brother

It’s another year’s Qixi Festival, and Jiansan’s Qixi Festival task has turned the originally bloody World Channel into a blind date and courtship meeting in an instant.

World Channel: [Tanabata missions ask for binding, love, come quickly, men and women are not limited. 】

World Channel: [Know how to warm the bed, how to be cute, how to have sex, Qixi Festival missions are missing one, heterosexuals get lost! 】

World Channel: [Seeking a bond with the second young master, three-year Tanabata mission! 】

Tang Wuye, who was conscientiously fighting monsters and brushing feathers to do the task of Qixi Festival, took time out of his busy schedule to watch the World Channel, and snorted disdainfully, "A bunch of dead gays!"

Tang Wuye is a Paoge, and a Sanyou Paoge with responsibilities, ideals, and three views. The Tang Sect in the middle of Sichuan has always been known for being cold and cold, and the Trump dialect that is suspected of being cute has swept the entire Jian Wang San, countless Jianghu young heroes and chivalrous women fall under the temptation of their deep V.As a three new era gun brother, Tang Wuye has the responsibility and obligation to maintain the high-cold temperament of my Datang Mengbao.So Tang Wuye has always been silent to the end, focusing on facial paralysis for 1 years without wavering.This doomed him to the tragic fate of being a bachelor for thousands of years. This is really a sad story.

Every year on the Qixi Festival mission, Tang Wuye calmly smiled and watched a group of dead gays in the world courting love and love, and I stood still.Tang Wuye, who had the foresight early on, bound a second young lady with a big ponytail, and she would never leave her every Qixi Festival, and promised three lives.

There is a special achievement in the Qixi Festival task of Jian Wang III. If you do the Qixi Festival mission with the same person for three years, you can get the props of eachother and fate.Generally speaking, the one who completes the three-year Tanabata mission is either gay or Lily.The reason is simple, swordsman, love, and three.Love is mortal, but friendship lasts forever.Jian San, young heroes and chivalrous women who are in love every year, hold hands and can circle the earth three times.These young heroes who died of love, learned from the painful experience, realized it, changed their minds, and started a new life. Since then, they have embarked on the road of no return.Holding the hand of Jiyou, promise three lives, never leave.

I said earlier that the person who can do the Qixi Festival task for three years is either gay or Lily. In short, it cannot be love. Tang Wuye and his second young lady are naturally not a love couple.They are neither gay nor lily, they are of a higher level and more exotic... Self-taught and self-sufficient, the scientific name is fine.

Tang Wuye saw through the world of mortals early on, and was well versed in the true meaning of life of swordsman love and then three, so when he first entered the rivers and lakes, he built himself a second young lady's trumpet, which was bound to the three-year Qixi Festival mission.As for why it was the Second Young Mistress, it was all Ye Fan's fault!An eye for an eye, revenge for revenge, Ye Fan abducted me, Miss Tang, and I snatched the second young mistress Tibetan Sword.It can be seen from this that the Tangmen in Central Shu and the West Lake Tibetan Sword Villa do not share the same hatred.

On this day, Tang Wuye double-opened and ran all over the map to find the mission NPC. This year happened to be the Qixi Festival mission that he and his trumpet had been doing for three years.In order to run faster and save time, Tang Wuye used lightness kung fu. The lightness kung fu of the Tang Sect is a miracle, it can be said to be insane, and it can fly high.Inadvertently, he slapped and fell badly.In my Datang Gate Fort, from the castle owner to the traffickers and pawns, no one has ever broken a leg. This is really an unbearable past.

Tang Wuye grew two wings from his back, which were Tangmen's unique hang gliding wings. With the help of Tangmen's light function, he could fly higher and farther than ordinary sects.Tang Wuye is a senior veteran, so naturally he would not make the low-level mistake of falling to his death with light work. Although he has fallen to his death countless times, that was once!He manipulated his tall, cool and flamboyant Pojun Pao, and flew steadily, and then suddenly the screen froze, and when he came back to his senses, his Pao Pao was lying on the ground and died of exhaustion.

Tang Wuye was silent. He moved the mouse to click on the spot to resurrect, but suddenly the screen went black, followed by a black before his eyes, and then he fell unconscious.

At this moment, the same sentence flooded the screen of the world channel, [I will give out a mysterious crystal, and curse those loves who have been doing Qixi missions for three years to die, die, die, die, die, die! 】

At the price of one mysterious crystal, Tang Wuye was cursed to death.This is really an expensive price, if you love him, black Xuanjing for him, if you hate him, curse him with Xuanjing.

When Tang Wuye opened his eyes again, he saw a tall, cool and flamboyant Paoge wearing a deep V military uniform sitting in front of his bed.

"You're awake." Brother Pao's voice was cold, as expected of my Tangmen Fort.

Tang Wuye was silent, the current situation only made him scream in his heart, it must be the wrong way for me to wake up!

Tang Wuwei looked at him with a tense face and remained silent, sighed inwardly, reached out and touched his head, and said, "I will take you to see the sect master in a while, Tangmen Fort will be your home from now on. "

Tang Wuye said that he didn't understand what he said at all, he couldn't understand the current situation at all, but this didn't prevent him from pretending to be deep and foolishly passing the test, he remained silent and didn't say a word.Brother Pao, who was sitting on the edge of his bed, seemed to be used to his silence, and his tone was rare, "Don't think about it, grow up well, and it won't waste your parents' hard work."

Tang Wuye just raised his head and glanced at him, his small face was tense in silence, and he nodded after a while, "Yes." My Datang Gate has always cherished words like gold, and was cold and ostentatious.

After Tang Wuwei went out, Tang Wuye sat on the bed with a small face in deep thought.He stretched out two white, tender and round arms like lotus root joints, pinched his face fiercely with his fat and short five fingers, it really hurt!The first reaction that flashed in his mind, when did Jiansan get out of Zhengtai's body shape?

The Pao Ge who used to be deep V, Po Jun, cold, and flamboyant, has now turned into a six-year-old boy. He is really... happy to hear and see, happy to see and run!

After a while, Tang Wuwei came in with some food. Tang Wuye glanced at the food plate, a bowl of porridge, and a dish of side dishes. He lost interest and looked forward to it for a moment.Tang Wuwei entered Ni Zhantang at the age of 15, and was a well-known assassin in Jianghu at a young age. How could Tang Wuye's reaction escape his gaze? He only felt it was funny when he saw this. Really naive and cute tight.

"You are just recovering from a serious illness, so you should not eat meat." Tang Wuwei explained patiently out loud, probably because the other party was a child, Tang Wuwei was extra patient and caring.

Tang Wuye glanced at him silently, picked up the chopsticks resignedly, ate the porridge and swallowed the vegetables.After he finished eating, Tang Wuwei packed up the utensils and went out.Only then did Tang Wuye have the energy to think, what the hell is going on! ?

As soon as I opened my eyes, Two-dimensional Pao Ge appeared in front of me alive. Are you scared to pee?Turned into a half-grown child for no reason, did I not wake up last night?The corner of Tang Wuye's mouth twitched, he, never, no, can, can, yes, wear, cross!

Facts have proved that he really crossed over.

It took Tang Wuye half a month to accept the fact that he had really time-traveled, and most of the time was spent thinking about "How did he time-travel?", "How did he time-travel?", "Is time-traveling the latest way to die in an accident in my Datang Gate Fortress?", for the remaining half of the time, he was thinking about whether he could go back?How to go back?

No matter what, Tang Wuye still misses the modern society he has lived in for more than 20 years, not the world of Tang Dynasty where he doesn't know the truth.

No matter how much he thinks, it will be futile. Tang Wuye came to this strange and familiar world of Tang Dynasty for more than half a month. He started to focus on the present.Try to accept living in this world as a child, gaining a foothold.

Tang Wuwei was the first and only person he knew in this world.These days, the scope of his activities is limited to this small courtyard. He has always acted cautiously. He can't figure out the current situation, so naturally he will not act without authorization and run around, so as not to cause trouble.

This made Tang Wuwei see in his eyes, and felt that he was a malleable talent, cautious, cautious, bold, and reticent. At a young age, he had the demeanor of an assassin and killer in my Datang Gate. My Tang Gate is exactly what I need. Such talent!Tang Wuwei became more and more determined to keep him in the Tang Sect.

Tang Wuye's most urgent task is to find out his identity and situation, and he can only obtain information from Tang Wuwei.And Tang Wuwei, as a young and promising killer, naturally had a firm mouth and a careful heart, so if he wanted to get words out of his mouth without being suspected, it would be as difficult as heaven.You know, the first element of a qualified killer is to be silent. Tang Wuwei can't say more than three sentences a day, "It's time to eat", "It's time to sleep", and "It's time to wake up".

However, who is Tang Wuye?Every face paralyzed Mensao has a nickname - Naobudi.Although Tang Wuwei didn't talk much, Tang Wuye deliberated through various clues and perfected it through brain supplementation, and finally came up with the life experience about his current body.

He is probably an orphan, whose parents died in an accident. He was rescued by Tang Wuwei and returned to Tangmen Castle. He has some kind of relationship with Tangmenbao. The point is that he is not familiar with Tang Wuwei, nor anyone in Tangmenbao!This can be seen from Tang Wuwei's attitude towards him.

This is really a pleasant recognition, so that he doesn't have to worry about wearing out, Tang Wuye's mood instantly improved by a few percentage points, and the curvature of the corners of his mouth also rose by one centimeter.

A month later, Tang Wuwei took Tang Wuye's hand and met with Mrs. Tang.The old lady Tang who once had a great reputation in Jianghu and was known as the Four Masters of the early Tang Dynasty looked at him wisely and aggressively, and asked him, "Would you like to stay in my Tang Sect?"

Tang Wuye looked directly into her eyes, neither dodging nor dodging, and said loudly: "Yes."

The old lady Tang smiled, looked at him lovingly and gently, and said, "He is a good seedling."

Tang Wuye finally worshiped under Tang Huaiyi, one of the four elders of the Tang Sect, and was named Tianjue.