[comprehensive] deep V gun brother

Tang Wuye felt that if he could turn back time and kill him, he wouldn't wear women's clothes in Yiying Tower! !

It's more than tears!

Why am I, a man of seven feet tall, reduced to wearing women's clothes and pretending to be a dancer?

A few days later, Tang Wuye, dressed in a dress, followed a singing and dancing troupe into the mansion of a Shence general in Chang'an.

Tang Wuye sneaked into the Shence Army's mansion, and his mission was not to assassinate the general.If it was just an assassination, he wouldn't need to be so troublesome and make such a big sacrifice.Assassins in Tangjiabao have always had outstanding professional abilities, and killing is professional.It's just a matter of minutes to kill a general who is a magic trick.The purpose of Tang Wuye's trip was to steal something, a list book.

Tangjiabao has always been feared by the rivers and lakes and the court. As early as Tang Zhongzong's period, when Empress Wei was in power, she sent a magic strategy army to attack Tangjiabao.My Datangjiabao has always been cool and domineering, and the Shence Army comes to kill one, and one pair kills the other.Unknowingly, he took the head of the general of the enemy camp, and scared the shit out of the group of Shence troops.In the end, the Shence Army attacked Tangjiabao without success.

Of course, the Shence Army's attack on Tangjiabao could not win in the end, and the reasons are very complicated.One is related to Tangjiabao's location in Bashu, which is far away from Chang'an. The location is far from the center of imperial power, and the terrain is dangerous, easy to defend and difficult to attack.Li Bai once said in a poem that the road to Shu is as difficult as going to the blue sky.Second, Tangjiabao has been operating in the land of Bashu for many years. It is a century-old assassin's house with a profound foundation and excellent hidden weapon mechanism skills. The mechanism city on Shenji Mountain is an insurmountable barrier for Tangjiabao.Third, it is inseparable from the turmoil in the imperial power of the Li Dynasty at that time.Since Empress Wu came to power, the entire royal family, the princes and grandsons surnamed Li, lived under the high-pressure coercive rule of Empress Wu.In the later years of Empress Wu, the royal power was in turmoil. After Tang Zhongzong was restored, he encountered the chaos of Empress Wei.The turbulence of the imperial power made the court unable to manage the affairs of the Tangmen in Bashu.

Now it is the prosperous age of Kaiyuan, the country is rich and the people are strong, and the court soldiers are strong and horses are strong.There are two armies in the court, Shence and Tiance. The Tiance Army was built by Tang Taizong Li Shimin. It is not only an army of the court, but also knows everything about the rivers and lakes.The Shence Army is an army that Empress Wu vigorously supported and cultivated in order to deal with the Tiance Army.Empress Wu placed a large number of cronies in the Shence Army, and vigorously supported the Shence Army to fight against the Tiance Mansion.The power of the Shence Army is growing stronger day by day, and has gradually become a powerful army that can rival the Tiance Mansion.

It can be seen from this that the Shence Army and the Tiance Mansion are deadly rivals and old enemies, destined to fall in love and kill each other!

However, in the arena, the strength of the Shence Army is far inferior to the Tiance Mansion.The leader of the Shence Army is dissatisfied with the status quo, he wants to gain a foothold in the arena and establish prestige.Therefore, the Shence Army started to act deadly again, and he secretly united with some sects in the Jianghu to prepare to jointly deal with Tangjiabao.As for why it was Tangjiabao, Tang Wuye pondered for a long time, and came to the conclusion that it was probably because Tangjiabao had a bad reputation in the Central Plains martial arts.So there is no pressure from public opinion when the Shence Army beats you, and if you are killed, you are not afraid of being drowned by the spittle of the Central Plains martial arts.

Let's look at other sects, Shaolin, the most ancient temple in the world, how dare you mess with it?Chunyang, with the support of the royal family, the stories that must be told by Lu Dongbin, the founder of Chunyang, and Tang Xuanzong, how dare you mess with it?Hidden sword, don't make trouble, Shence Army still counts on Hidden Sword Villa to supply weapons every year!As for the Mingjiao, the Shence Army said forget it, this is the ruthless character who destroyed Xuegu, the number one sect of the martial arts underworld in the past, so it's better not to mess with it!Wanhua Valley, Dongfang Yuxuan and the royal family have a good relationship, and this is a relationship that cannot be messed with.Qixiu, that's a group of women, it's too ugly to fight.Five poisons, just kidding, those snakes and scorpions who are poisoned by five poisons, I'm afraid they will go and never come back!Besides, that remote place in Miaojiang, is it interesting to fight?It seems that the old enemy Tangmen is easier to bully.

You said one is missing, Tiance?If the Shence Army can destroy Tiance, why wait until now?Empress Wu wanted to kill Tiance Mansion so much, but she couldn't kill him, let alone their mere Shence Army?Don't forget, the current emperor is no longer the Empress Wu who is afraid of Tiance and wants to disband Tiance directly!The emperor has been replaced long ago!

But, is Tangmen really so easy to bully?

It seems that the Shence Army is really healed and the scars are forgotten. Do you still remember who beat you back to your hometown?

Tang Wuye finally understood why Tang Jian and Tang Aotian were so committed to whitewashing the Tang Sect.You see, it is because Tang Sect has a bad reputation in the Jianghu that people will attack you without worrying about the pressure of public opinion in the Jianghu.The Shence Army just pulls a banner of justice to destroy the dark forces of martial arts for the righteousness of the world, and goes to Tangjiabao, which is as cheating as Qing Jun's side.

Tang Wuye sneaked into the General's Mansion in order to steal the roster of the Shence Army and Jianghu faction to jointly deal with Tangjiabao.

It seems that Tangjiabao is preparing to cleanse the hostile forces in the rivers and lakes.

It has been three days since Tang Wuye sneaked into the General's Mansion. In these three days, he stepped on the map in the General's Mansion.

If you ask him how he feels, he just wants to say one thing, it's nice to be a woman!

Yes, you heard that right.

Tang Wuye was dressed in women's clothes and put on makeup, so she looked like a woman in appearance.He walked around in the general's mansion with the appearance of this woman, stepping on the map.Because of his female status, or because of his pretty face after putting on make-up, he was treated with hospitality and preferential treatment from the general's son to the servant in the general's mansion, and he almost traveled all the way. Unimpeded, the news is everywhere.

However, what is more painful is that he has obtained the achievement of the prestige and hatred of all the women in the general's mansion.

This morning, Tang Wuye passed by the courtyard outside the main hall, and heard a miserable dog barking.

He stopped in the corridor and looked out, only to see several children beating a dog.It was a husky that looked about seven or eight months old, with white fur, and was chased all over the yard by a few children with canes, making pitiful and pitiful cries, "Wow, ow! , Aww!"

Tang Wuye stood in the corridor, watching this scene, frowning.Although he has always been cold and hard-hearted towards people, he is unexpectedly soft-hearted towards this little cat and puppy, probably because kittens and puppies are not as sinister as people!Or maybe it's because things that are too weak can always arouse people's sympathy.What Tang Wuye hated the most was this kind of abuse of cats and dogs. He turned around and walked out, shouting, "Wangcai, Wangcai, you are here!"

Tang Wuye ran over, hugged the husky, and shouted, "Wangcai, I found you!"

The husky that Tang Wuye forcibly held in his arms was struggling desperately. Tang Wuye strangled its neck with one hand, and pressed its head with the other hand, suppressing its struggle simply and roughly. The expression on his face was extremely weak, and he said: "Wangcai, you have to be obedient! Look at the rhubarb in the next door, who was disobedient, was beaten to death with a stick, and stewed into dog meat!"

"..." I deeply felt the evil prosperity of the world.

"You raised this dog?" the brat who abused the dog asked arrogantly.

"Well, Wangcai and I depend on each other for life!" Tang Wuye said, looking up at him.

"Cut! Boring!" The bear cursed, turned and left, and the followers behind him followed suit.

When the bear child walked away, Tang Wuye immediately changed his face, his face was cold and heartless, there was no trace of weakness just now, and his voice was cold, "Wangcai, if you are disobedient, eat dog meat at night!"

The struggling little thing in his arms immediately stopped moving, it felt the killing intent from a professional killer!

How scary!

"Heh..." Suddenly a deep laughter came.

Tang Wuye heard the sound and looked up.

I saw military master Tiance standing not far away, wearing a Southern Emperor set and two beards on his head, looking at him and smiling.

Laugh at your sister!Tang Wuye suddenly became upset.

That military master Tiance walked in, stood in front of Tang Wuye, and looked down at him.

Tang Wuye raised his head and looked at him, he stared at Tiance's military master's face, making that Tiance blush.

"Master, do I look good?" That Tiance looked at him with a smile, and asked shamelessly.

"Hehe...not as good as me...my brother is good-looking." Tang Wuye said coldly.

But that Tiance acted as if he didn't hear what he said, and said to himself: "I also think I'm pretty."

Tiance is so shameless! !day!Tang Wuye was speechless.

"You're delusional!" Tang Wuye said.

"Hey! Little girl, it's because you don't know how to appreciate it! Men just want to be as masculine as I am, military lord, real man, handsome!" That Tiance looked at him and said, "Your senior brother, what's wrong with that little boy?" Beautiful! Girls!"

"..." Tang Wuye, who is a fake woman and a real man, said that she really wanted to hack him to death!I really want to hack him to death! !

Tiance looked at him with a look on his face that you were still young and ignorant, and said in a melancholy tone: "Forget it, let me tell you now, you don't understand either. When you grow up, you will know how to be a man!"

"..." My day!How shameless!

It is said that hooligans have appeared in the military camp since ancient times. He didn't believe it before, but now he believes it!Paralyzed, the Tiance in front of him looks like a hooligan!Jun Ye, you bear!See you in the wild! !

"Hey! I said little girl..." said Tiance.

Tang Wuye looked up at him.

That Tiance had a lazy face, and said in a raspy voice, "Can you let go of my dog, it's about to be strangled by you!"

Doggy?Tang Wuye looked puzzled.

"It's the dog in your arms who doesn't smoke." That Tiance explained.

"Haha, haha!" The husky, who was forced into his arms by Tang Wuye, saw his master and panted excitedly. Seeing his master coming, someone backed him up, and he became more courageous. He did it Something it has wanted to do for a long time.

Li Goudan, a seven-month-old husky, did a major event on this day that would affect its future life.

It opens its mouth and bites down!

"Fuck! Paralysis, you dead dog! Let go!!" Tang Wuye, who was accidentally bitten by a dog, was shocked and angry.

"Stop! Believe it or not, I will eat dog meat tonight!" Tang Wuye said angrily.

"Ahh!" Li Goudan bit harder.

"Grass! Dead dog!"

The military master Tiance on the side was also obviously shocked by this astonishing scene. He looked at the man and the dog who were choking each other in shock, and then... Shouted loudly, "Li Goudan, let go, let go! That one can't eat!"

Tang Wuye was angry and furious, one hand tightly tightened the husky's neck, "Damn dog!! Shut up for me!!"

"Girl, let go! Goofy, it can't breathe anymore, ah, it rolled its eyes!!" said the strategist Tiance loudly.

"Shut up! It's so noisy! If you keep making noise, I'll stew you together! Dead dog!" Tang Wuye turned his head and cursed coldly.

"..." Tiance.

"That, girl." Tiance yelled, and then... "Stop it! Girl, keep the dog!"