[comprehensive] deep V gun brother

Lu Li stopped laughing, took a sip of tea from his teacup to moisten his throat, and said, "I don't believe a single word you just said."

"Tch! I knew I couldn't fool you." Tang Wuye said.

"Chang'an City is not peaceful tonight, the Shence Army is all over the street arresting criminals." Lu Li looked up at him and said.

Tang Wuye drank his tea calmly, as if he had nothing to do with me, "Oh? Really?"

Seeing this, Lu Li smiled and said, "Shouldn't you take care of your injuries first, the pungent smell of blood is really unpleasant."

"Hey! Is this what a doctor should say? Is there such a doctor who dislikes the wounded? Have you swallowed all the oaths you made to the medicine king Sun Simiao when you entered the valley?"

"Shut up!" Lu Li looked at him with a smile, and said softly, "If you say one more word, I'll throw you out and reward the group of Divine Strategy troops who worked hard all night."

"..." Tang Wuye.

Is it really okay for a merciful doctor who saves the world to talk like this?

Lu Li took out the medicine box, squatted down, rolled up Tang Wuye's trousers, took a look at the injury on his calf, clicked his tongue, and said, "As expected of the Tang Sect, you have suffered such a serious leg injury, and you still have such a serious leg injury. can run."

Tang Wuye heard the words, carefully pondered the meaning of his words, and felt that his words had a lot of meaning. Isn't this really satirizing Tangmen?Broken Leg Fort or something, is it possible that the reputation has spread far and wide to every corner of the martial arts in the Central Plains, even Wanhua Valley who lives in seclusion in the deep mountains and old forests?

No, don't scare yourself, it's impossible!My Datang Family Fort has always had a reputation for being vicious, committing all kinds of crimes, destroying people all over the house, dozens of people, young and old, and no one survived, not even letting the guard dogs go, it is simply insane, people and gods are all angry, everyone in the martial arts world is punished Of. ——The above is from Datang Mibao, a Datang gossip tabloid that has focused on hacking various sects for 30 years.

Therefore, no one would believe the news that everyone broke their legs in the Broken Leg Fort, the Tang Family Fort.Would they just say that this is a new way to cleanse the Tang Sect?

day!

So these days, it is the most difficult thing to tell the truth, and no one will believe it!

What about the Broken Leg Fort of the Tang Family Fort, the owner of the sect broke his leg, it is not as good as the story that Qixiu sister has to tell so and so.

The headlines of Datang Mi Bao will always be [-] to [-], and the number sects will always be so bloody.Assassin is a shady profession, let us Datangjiabao hide in the darkness silently!silently... silently...

"Ah!" A scream.

"What are you doing?" Tang Wuye looked at Lu Li angrily, and gritted his teeth.

Lu Li calmly withdrew his hand from Tang Wuye's wound, and said, "I always felt that you were thinking about something bad, but I couldn't hold it back for a while, and the action was a bit heavy, please bear with me, young hero."

"……Ha ha"

You are paralyzed!

Lu Li bandaged Tang Wuye's wound, picked up the blood-stained basin, and turned to leave.

"I wanted to ask a long time ago." Tang Wuye said aloud.

Lu Li stopped in his tracks.

"Is your Wanhua's lightness skill really a big bird?" Tang Wuye asked.

And the next second...

"Ah! Damn, what are you doing! Do you want to die? You're going to be killed!" Tang Wuye's aunt who was splashed all over her body jumped up violently.

"Sorry, I accidentally slipped my hand." Lu Li said in a tone of insincerity, holding the water basin in his hand, "But this is good, it saves me the trouble of pouring water."

"..." Tang Wuye's mouth twitched when he heard this, you are paralyzed!

"Tell me! Brother Lu, what are you going to do." Tang Wuye said.

"Huh?" Lu Li looked at him and said.

"What? Want to evade responsibility? I'm all wet! Thanks to you, it's wet and still dripping. You have to take responsibility! You're a man, you have to be brave!" Tang Wuye said .

"I'm in charge." Lu Li said very simply.

Tang Wuye looked up at him when he heard the words, and praised him in a tone of praise: "A real man!"

Lu Li turned around and left, saying, "I saw that your clothes were not pleasing to the eye."

"..." Tang Wuye.

Could this be the ultimate goal of you pouring water all over me?This is... what a... what a snake-sickness!

Sick, get cured!

"By the way, someone left that little Taoist leader here just now. Don't bully him so hard. If he gets bullied and runs away, I won't be able to explain why his senior brother will come to your door." Lu Li said.

To this, Tang Wuye just wanted to say, "What does this have to do with me?"

Lu Li stopped in his tracks, turned around and smiled at him, saying, "At that time, I will be in a bad mood, and when I'm in a bad mood, I won't be able to control myself, maybe I will do something bad, such as causing this Someone who is in trouble will inject poison or something, I also have a lot of research on poison!"

"..." Tang Wuye.

How could I forget that the flowers in Qingyan are all cannibals!This is simply black from the outside to the inside!

Lu Li found a black gown and threw it to Tang Wuye. Tang Wuye replaced the blood-stained pure Yang Nanhuang suit and put on this black gown.Lu Li arranged a room for him, he thanked him, and went into the room to rest.

The next day, early in the morning, there was a knock on Tongtong's door.

"Here we come, here we come! Don't knock." Tang Wuye opened the door and said, "Sorry, the clinic is not open yet, please see a doctor..." His words got stuck because he could clearly see the person who came. Face.

"Sorry, we haven't opened the door yet." After finishing speaking, he immediately shook his hand and was about to close the door.

However, a person was faster than him, holding the door with one hand, preventing his movement.

Standing outside the door was a Tiance in military uniform. This Tiance looked a little familiar. Wasn't it Li Tielao who was deceived by Tang Wuye?

Li Tielong looked at Tang Wuye in a trance, and kept saying, "Man, man, man... it's really a man... it turned out to be a man... a man!"

Things rewind half an hour ago to the brothel.

Li Tielao looked at the elegant and noble man in front of him who was naked and only wearing a pair of big underpants, trying to keep his thoughts pure and not to think in a wrong way, he asked: "I don't know the young man from the Tang sect that Mr. Xue is talking about?" Who are you referring to?"

"It's just a beautiful, loving, and audacious Tang Sect boy who makes people want to kill him." At the end, the Taoist priest gritted his teeth, and the expression on his face was distorted.

"..." Li Tielao.

What kind of broken explanation is this!So, who is that little brother from the Tang Sect?

"Oh, that's the person who lived in this room last night." Dao Chang said.

etc! !The person who lives in this room...could be...

"By the way, that little brother from the Tang Sect is wearing women's clothes this time. He really has no flaws in his body. He is worthy of being a disciple of the Tang Sect in the middle of Sichuan!" the Taoist priest said in a very appreciative tone.

"Young Master Xue, what do you mean... the woman who lived in this room last night was actually a man?" Li Tie Lao said with a difficult tone.

"Why? Don't you know?" The Taoist priest looked at him and said with a smile: "It's no wonder that that disciple of the Tang Sect, wearing women's clothing, really looks like a woman, no...it's a woman at all, without a trace flaw."

"..." Li Tielao.

"Will Mr. Xue admit his mistake? Maybe it's really a woman." Li Tielong struggled to death.

"No!" Dao Chang said firmly, "There is no woman who will strip a man's clothes without changing her face, leaving only a pair of obscene trousers."

"..." Li Tielao.

Li Tielao suddenly understood why the man in front of him ran naked, but he didn't sympathize with him at all. Compared with the poor man in front of him who was stripped naked and only had a pair of big underpants left, it was obvious that he was deceived and pure. A man with less (virgin) male affection is even more pathetic!

"A man, really a man... a man." Li Tie Lao kept muttering to himself.

The corners of Tang Wuye's mouth twitched when he heard this, "Man, man, is that the only thing you can say! Speak well to me!"

Hearing this, Li Tie Lao raised his head and glanced at him, then continued, "What should I do? What should I do? It's a man, what should I do..."

"..." Tang Wuye.

My day!Don't give me a miserable expression of being deceived by a shemale and losing money miserably!I didn't do anything!

"Why are you a man! How can you be a man!" Li Tielao suddenly looked at him and shouted.

Tang Wuye twitched, and said, "I'm sorry, it's my parents' decision, forgive me for being powerless."

"This useless trash! Get out of my way, don't get in the way!" Suddenly a figure sprang out and kicked Li Tielao flying.

"Cut! A stunned young man who can't even distinguish between a woman and a man. Learn more in the future." A handsome and noble man in a white mink coat suddenly appeared and said, "Next time I go to Jinniang and let her Teach you about men and women, the money is mine! If you go to the Jinyu Tower in the future, the Lord will spare your money!"

Fuck!Local tycoon!Tyrants, let's be friends!Tang Wuye looked at the elegant and extravagant man in front of him, with the four big characters written all over the place, and felt a rush of blood, how stupid and fast this is!

The local tyrant turned his head and looked at Tang Wuye.

"Local tyrant, ahhh! Young master, are you here to see a doctor?" Tang Wuye said.

"Do I look sick?" The local tyrant asked impatiently.

"..." Tang Wuye didn't look like it just now, but it looked like it when he opened his mouth.

"This is the medical clinic." Tang Wuye said in a tactful tone, the implication is that you are not sick, what are you doing here?Something is wrong!

The young master looked him up and down, raised the corners of his lips, and said, "What? It's only been a night, don't you remember me?"

Huh?do we know each other?

Hearing this, Tang Wuye looked at him carefully up and down, as if he looked familiar, where did he see him?

"Don't remember? Then let me help you recall, last night, Jinyulou." Your son said.

"Jin Yu Lou?" Tang Wuye said, "Where is this?"

Veins popped out on your young master's forehead, "You boy, do you want to renege on what you did last night? Return my clothes and sword!"! ! ! !

Fuck!It turned out to be the little fat sheep!

"Sorry, you admitted the wrong person!" Tang Wuye slammed the door shut.