Master respects him by serving the devil

"A branch of red apricot leaned out of the deep wall around the waist, and saw the thousand-layer brocade quilt that could not be untied or shaken off. I visited the fireworks field, drank the dew wine, enjoyed the willows like smoke, and climbed the quilt. The flowers are like brocades. Going to Zhangtai, Pingkang, and Beiliguo is not as good as the South Courtyard to capture my soul..."

Da Ma Lu passed the Changjie Restaurant and Zhangtai Lane, and the lady upstairs babbled and sang sticky and melodious lyrics. Su Ye rejoiced in the excitement, raised her hand and waved her sleeves, raised her eyes and smiled generously at the upstairs, There are two smiling dimples bursting out.

The girl upstairs gave a coquettish cry, and shyly covered her face with a fan, her beautiful eyes rolled, and the catkin waved lightly to throw down a flying gauze brocade handkerchief, which covered Su Ye's face, the original owner exclaimed and smiled shyly.

Su Ye took off the veil, sniffed it, winked at the girl ambiguously, and put his hand into the skirt.

The girl upstairs took a long breath, but before she recovered, she became stiff and fainted.

Everyone exclaimed again.

Su Ye was born very handsome, but at the age of fifteen or sixteen, with clear and handsome eyebrows, a straight nose like a peak, thin lips with sharp edges and corners, the dimpled face with shallow dimples, and the slightly curved lips when smiling are really beautiful.There was a hint of domineering and sassy look on the slightly juvenile and childish face.

The gentleman Zhong Xu squinted at him, rolled his eyes and said, "You rascal, you're causing trouble!"

Su Ye ignored him, and sang a ditty following the girl's words.

"Even if you peeled off my skin, cramped my tendons, broke my bones, and broke my hands, you still won't be able to kill me, the romantic girl bestowed by heaven. Even those three souls returned to the underworld, seven souls mourned, On the Naihe Bridge, Sanshengshi complained: A hundred years of separation is just a moment away..."

Zhong Xu gritted his teeth and said ruthlessly: "Really... Really, you are a rascal!"

This handsome face is paired with the obscene words and songs in the young man's mouth, which feels a bit inconsistent.

The young lady and the girls upstairs pretended to be angry, laughed and scolded Su Ye for being shameless, then blushed secretly, and watched Su Ye go away regretfully. The waiter and the lady were still red-eyed, and they were crying with pear blossoms and rain.

Called far away: "Master, remember to come back, the slave family is waiting here."

"My lord, don't be seduced by those foxes outside, remember to go home."

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

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Those eyes and words were as desolate as those husbands who stopped by the river and reluctantly bid farewell to Beijing for the exam, until Su Ye's horse gradually drifted away, and he couldn't even see a shadow. Standing like a watchman's stone when her husband returns home, he has been reluctant to leave for a long time.

Hua Kui Liu Niang murmured with tears in her eyes, "That person may come back tomorrow, or he may never come back."

"..."

"........."

The originally gloomy atmosphere suddenly became more depressed, the girl hugged the girl, and the young man hugged the young man, they all cried into tears.

Such a sweet-hearted, generous actor, who only comes to give money and never stays overnight, where can they find a second friend?

Zhong Xu's complexion was pale, and he gritted his teeth and said ruthlessly: "You linger in the fireworks alley, and go to Zhangtai and Beili often." Thinking of the charming young man with a face full of makeup, he got goosebumps all over his body, "You didn't even let go of the young lady in the south courtyard, that's a man!"

Zhangtai, Pingkang, and Beili are all brothels, some of which are engaged in the upside-down skin and meat business, and some are pure men who accompany wine but not sleep, while the South Courtyard is an alternative feature where male prostitutes gather. Escort business.

Although masculinity is prevalent in this world, the general self-confident cultivators would not touch that male prostitute, at least on the surface, only this little Mr. Su who disregarded the worldly vision often swaggered in and out of the South Courtyard.

"If the South Court takes my soul..."

Su Ye slumped on the saddle in a daze, swaying from side to side, holding a piece of dog's tail grass in his mouth, and said vaguely: "My son has always had pity for beauties, and he treats men and women equally."

"Disgusting!" Zhong Xu gritted his teeth and glared at him, then threw him off and galloped on his horse, galloping away.

Su Ye chuckled, in terms of disgusting people, he is the second in Jiangnan, and no one dares to be the first.

Jiangnan people are very elegant and self-confident, no matter what they think in their hearts, they will not show it directly because of their faces.But he, Su Ye, was different, he was a real rascal.According to Zhong Xu's words, he was born in a dirty place in the city, and came out with a fishy and salty smell all over his body, which was incomparable to the fragrance and elegance of cherry blossoms in the south of the Yangtze River and the bookish atmosphere of a scholar.

Zhong Xu rode his horse and galloped. He didn't know how far he had gone, but he still didn't see Su Ye coming, so he stopped the horse with a rein, dismounted and waited.

Get angry, still have to wait...

He tied the rein to the not-so-thick tree trunk, and silently kicked the pebbles by his feet.

"If it wasn't for fear of your death, I'm sorry, auntie, who would accompany you all the way to Mount Zhuoguang to drive away the evil spirits! It's really troublesome!"

He said so on the lips, but he knew very well in his heart that the restrictions on the Jiangnan border to prevent the invasion of monsters were weak, and some monsters squeezed out of the cracks and entered the human world.

The Zhong family, stationed at the edge of the Jiangnan Demon Restriction, was accidentally attacked by a demon tribe. They were just some little demons, so there was nothing to be afraid of, but it was too sudden, which made the Zhong family unable to defend themselves.

Su Ye blocked the monster's blow for Zhong Xu in such a daze, causing the monster's aura to infect his lungs, and he had to go to Zhuoguang Mountain to get rid of the monster's aura.

Zhong Xu thought to himself: Who asked you to block it for me?Young master, I have a deep cultivation base, so what can mere evil spirit do to me?

He owed Su Ye for no reason, and felt angry and ashamed in his heart.

The borders of the restriction are all little demons with low cultivation bases, they are not a problem, and there is really no one who can't cultivate immortals, even if Su Ye didn't block that blow, Zhong Xu would be fine.But Su Ye was different, he was an ignorant dude with no roots, so his mortal body couldn't bear the attack of evil spirit.

The evil spirit continued to intrude slowly, and there was nothing unusual at first, and then gradually became depressed and thinner, until he suddenly vomited a few mouthfuls of blood without warning, and the Zhong family didn't pay attention to it.

"Hey! Big cousin!"

After waiting for an unknown amount of time, Su Ye leisurely led the steed and came late.At this moment, twilight was approaching in the sky, and the silhouette of Su Ye was reflected against the sunset glow, making it difficult to see his face clearly.

but!What does it mean that he holds a bunch of candied haws in his hand?

Seeing him leisurely licking the bright red candied haws, Zhong Xu was disgusted and speechless.

Anxiously said: "I'll wait for you here, so you went to buy a candied haws?"

Su Ye sipped the candied haws with a smile and handed it out: "Big cousin, take a bite? It's so sweet!"

The sugar juice on the candied haws was almost dripping with saliva, Zhong Xu's face froze, and he hid his body back, lest it be the sugar juice or the saliva sticking to his body.

nausea!

Really disgusting!

With a cold snort, he got on the saddle and rode the horse with the whip without even looking at him.

"It's fine if you don't eat it, it's so sweet, I'm still not willing to score." Su Ye muttered, and quickly chewed the remaining hawthorns that had lost their honey, stuffed them in his mouth, and climbed up the horse with difficulty. .

He was not in a hurry to go on the road. Being ridden by him was no different from driving a donkey. The dignity of the horse was completely lost... Su Ye took out a script book from the bag hanging on the saddle, and sat on the horse's back. Flipping through the pages.

On the cover of this story book, there are a few large characters "Those Years of the Immortal in the Kunlun Temple".

It is about the love and killing between the righteous and the evil after being imprisoned by the demon king in the years when the immortal Chensi disappeared in the fairy gate. The story is lingering and forbidden...

The ending of the story is naturally that the celestial venerable held high the divine sword and pierced the heart of the demon king.

That's it? ? ?

It is not as exciting as the story of "Gods and Immortals Town Demons", and it is not as ambiguous as the story of "The Devil's Palm Pet", which makes people think about it.

Hey, who the hell is this Tatsumi Immortal Venerable?

He wasn't curious about how prestige this Immortal Venerable had in the Immortal Gate and how powerful his cultivation base was.Rather, he is not angry when he is arranged by mortals like this?

Look at the description in this storybook, 200 years ago!Maybe it's long gone?

Su Ye has read a lot of books. Most of the popular ones in recent years are related to Tatsumi Immortal. He has bought several different editions. The content is different, and the starting point is different, but the ending is immortal. Respect and kill demons, the world is peaceful.

When I turned to the last page, there was not even the author's signature.

what?If you dare to write this kind of story, you are afraid that the immortal will come to the door to ask the master one day?

A few small words were left in the unremarkable corner of the last page: The content is purely fictitious, any similarity is purely coincidental, the script was written by the author's cat, please do not attack the author personally...

Su Ye: "..."

Yes, the desire to survive is very strong!

After he finished reading the storybook, it was already dark, so he had no choice but to stuff the storybook into the bag without interest, and drive forward with his horse and whip, maybe he could catch up with his big cousin, although The big cousin will definitely be waiting for him not far ahead with a dark face.

Zhong Xu, who had waited until Su Ye, naturally had the usual ugly expression and cursed a few times.

The two rushed one after the other for several days, and finally arrived at Qilin Town, not far from Zhuoguang Fairy Mountain.This place is located in the east, which is different from the gentleness and elegance in the south of the Yangtze River. The residents' personalities are also relatively bold and straightforward, and the yelling and selling are louder than the other, and it is very lively.

The storyteller in the tea shop woke up and recounted that period of the past tirelessly.

"... So far, the Immortal Master Chensi has been silent for nearly 200 years, and then he woke up and lived in seclusion in Zhuoguang Xianshan, ignoring world affairs." After the storyteller finished the last sentence, he closed his fan and took a sip of tea.

Everyone in the teahouse listened with gusto. Nearly 200 years have passed since the Great War between Immortals and Demons, and people in the peaceful era only regarded it as an anecdote after dinner.All the elders of the Xianmen who experienced this past passed away, and not many people would care whether the story told by this storyteller is true or false.

Zhong Xu noticed that a young man was seated by the window of the tea shop, and ordered a pound of sliced ​​beef with a jug of iced peach blossom wine.The young man was dressed in green clothes, his right shoulder extended to his waist, and a pattern was drawn with silver thread. The pattern was like a fish, but it had ten wings.The young man has long hair tied on the top, a ponytail under the silver crown, and clear eyes.On his right hand lay a sword with a white scabbard.

This tea shop is full of ordinary people, but this young man is very conspicuous in his attire as a cultivator.

Zhong continued: "Ten-winged flying fish, this pattern looks familiar."

Su Ye ignored him and buried himself in eating melon seeds. Different from the bland melon seeds in the south of the Yangtze River, the melon seeds from Qilin Town unexpectedly tasted salty and sweet, and the tea-flavored melon seeds also had a hint of green tea fragrance.

He couldn't stop once he ate it. I heard that people in Qilin Town call this melon seeds "ghost holding hands", which means that even if you are full and your mouth is broken, you will still stretch out your hands involuntarily as if being held by a ghost. Xiang Guazi continued to chat mechanically.

Su Ye drank tea crazily, dumbfounding, sticking out her tongue and said, "Ah Brother Bao, yo Ougui, I can't eat enough to mess with you."

Zhong continued: "..."

Neuropathy!

Zhong Xu rolled his eyes, and continued to look at the boy by the window. He had already argued with the storyteller.

"You're talking nonsense, the Immortal Venerable Chensi has a high level of cultivation, he is elegant and upright, how could he be imprisoned by the Demon Monarch! You also made up such...that dirty and dirty things, you...you are humiliating the innocence of the Immortal Venerable!" The boy asked angrily.

"This..." The storyteller was stunned.

He has told this story hundreds of times, if not a thousand times. The story was pieced together from hearsay, and it was sorted and modified according to the tastes of the audience, and it became this book.

Most people are not only interested in how the people of the Xianmen are united, how the devil is cruel and ruthless, and how the Xianmen kills the devil.There is also the love and killing between good and evil, the lingering, forbidden and unspeakable scandal...

Once the Demon Lord dies, this excerpt is considered to be over.

The storyteller pretended to be calm, opened the folding fan with a clatter and fanned it leisurely, stroked his beard, and said with a smile: "This is the story of the storybook, take it seriously, take it seriously."

"Jokes are not nonsense, adaptations are not random fabrications! Sir, what he said is wrong, if everyone believes it, it will cause a lot of misunderstandings!"

"........."

Su Ye couldn't help but find it funny. This little fairy is really serious. I'm afraid it's not the first time he's set foot in the world. He lacks social education. It's not a day or two for ordinary people to tease immortals. In troubled times, their lives are not at risk, and they will not shut up their chattering mouths. Ordinary people are just looking for fun when they have food and clothing.

It's ridiculous, even if a person cultivating immortals is programmed as the protagonist of the story, even if he is frustrated in his heart, he will only talk and laugh to express that he doesn't care. It seems that the seven emotions and six desires will bring you closer to the immortal journey.

Seeing the storyteller wrestling with each other, he kept pinching his sleeves to wipe the sweat from his forehead, Su Ye thought to himself, the author of the storybook can arrange whatever he wants behind the scenes, but this storyteller is really a high-risk occupation on the front line. .

Su Ye pursed her lips and smiled, and said slowly through the bamboo screen: "Are you afraid of misunderstanding? If you are really afraid, let the protagonist of the story to question this gentleman by himself."

Zhong Xu patted the melon seeds in Su Ye's hand, and in a rage, he lowered his voice and said sharply, "Don't talk nonsense!"

"You...you you you..." The little fairy was also very angry, and you didn't know how to refute after a long time.

Suddenly, a porcelain teacup hit the little fairy on the head, and he covered his head with an "oops" and hissed in pain, "Who hit me? Who hit me?"

"You sneak out as soon as I don't pay attention, and you don't know that you almost violated the precept of anger."

A young man walked by the door, dressed like a teenager, with ten-winged flying fish painted on his chest to his waist.The young man's dark hair was meticulously combed and tied on the top of his head, his temples were magnificent, and he looked handsome and upright.

"Senior Brother Du... Du Heng." Xiao Xianjun shrugged and shrank his head, conscious that he had made a mistake, and dared not speak.

Yo?Helper?

Su Yefu grabbed another handful of melon seeds and continued to nibble.The fairy named Du Heng just looked in the direction of the two of them upright and didn't say anything.

"If you don't go back to the mountain with me, you will cause trouble again." Du Heng sighed lightly.

Xiao Xianjun covered his head and didn't dare to say a word, just followed behind his senior brother, and the two left the teahouse.

The storyteller couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief seeing the little fairy being taken away.

He Xingmu patted, attracting everyone's attention back just now.

"After the battle between immortals and demons, all the immortal sects suffered heavy casualties. Blood flowed and corpses were scattered all over the field. But after the death of the demon king, the demons have disappeared from the world, and there has been no demons in the world for a hundred years. , but there are still monsters running rampant in the world, which is also a danger to the common people. In order to protect the people, the immortals of the Xianshan sect set up heavy restrictions on the border to prevent the invasion of monsters. Beasts take advantage of the weak restrictions and sneak into the human world through the cracks in the restrictions. What if a mortal is accidentally injured by a monster? Now, a hundred miles north of here, there is a fairy mountain of Zhuoguang. There are many medicinal herbs in the fairy mountain. Monster energy burns..."

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Appeared in turn:

Su Ye: Age 16, height 172

Big Cousin Zhong Xu: One year older than Su Ye, 1cm taller than him hehe

Shi Yunie: What? ?What's wrong with me?I'm just taking a bubble

Du Heng: Cough, just call me Big Brother