Embrace the OOC fanfiction with the business target

The boy was so angry that his nostrils were enlarged, and he wanted to retract his fist:

"your mother--"

Duan Jinnian exerted his strength suddenly, and there was a crisp, resounding bone cracking sound, and the boy immediately yelled in pain:

"Ah, brother, brother! Brother Duan, you are my own brother, I was wrong, I was wrong, I was abrupt—"

Jiang Weihe couldn't bear it, so he also advised Duan Jinnian:

"Brother Duan, forget it, don't be as knowledgeable as a child."

Duan Jinnian immediately let go obediently, and obediently explained to Jiang Weihe:

"I just used a little force, but it didn't break."

"Hmm, thank you, brother, for not killing me! From now on, you will be my half-brother! You guys, after drinking my soy milk, Jade Qilin will be mine. Just look at one or two." Do you want me to be beaten?!"

"Eh? Are you going to fight now?"

"Slap a fart, can you beat me, you guys, hurry up and call Big Brother!"

So the boys who were watching the excitement all the time shouted at Duan Jinnian:

"Hello, big brother!"

This is to join if you can't beat it, Jiang Weihe is speechless and funny.Duan Jinnian had no objection, and pointed at Jiang Weihe:

"If I'm not around in the future and he has difficulties, you should help him as soon as possible."

"Hello, sister-in-law!"

The male duck voices of the boys resounded through the back door of the school, attracting all the teachers on duty:

"Over there! What are those boys doing?! Please help me?! Which class do you belong to? Who is the class teacher..."

"Crash and sell!"

The idiot yelled loudly, and everyone instantly DF flashed twice and sprinted faster, Jiang Weihe's DNA also moved. When he was a student, he was often chased by teachers all over the school:

"Otherwise shall we slip away?"

Without saying a word, Duan Jinnian grabbed Jiang Weihe's hand and ran away.

There was a lot of traffic, the crowd was crowded, and the dense crowd caused them to be scattered several times, but Duan Jinnian always reached out to hold Jiang Weihe and continued to run forward. The sultry air in early summer made Jiang Weihe sweat profusely, with his heart in his chest Jumping and jumping, they bumped into people, said sorry but were still scolded several times for being stupid and crazy.

But Jiang Weihe felt so happy. The more he ran, the lighter his body became. Sweat dripped from the tip of his nose. His heartbeat rumbled like a bomb about to detonate. Fly by in his world.

Jiang Weihe followed Duan Jinnian, not knowing where he was going, just holding Duan Jinnian's hand tightly, and ran aimlessly for a long time.

His physical strength gradually exhausted, Jiang Weihe began to slow down, and finally he couldn't run anymore, so he grabbed Duan Jinnian, Duan Jinnian stopped immediately, and looked back at Jiang Weihe.

Duan Jinnian was also sweating, his jet-black hair stuck to his forehead and cheeks, and his eyes were shining with excitement.Jiang Weihe felt exhausted and exhausted for a while, so he put his head on Duan Jinnian's chest and breathed heavily.

Duan Jinnian embraced the sweaty Jiang Weihe, stroking his back gently.

Jiang Weihe could clearly hear Duan Jinnian's heartbeat, it was chaotic and loud, not as calm as he seemed at all.

At this time, he was still pretending, and there were no outsiders, Jiang Weihe raised his head and realized that Duan Jinnian was still looking at him, so he couldn't help laughing:

"Your heart is beating so loudly."

"Yeah." Duan Jinnian's face turned even redder.

"Come on when you're tired, don't carry it, hahahahahaha..."

Jiang Weihe sticks out his tongue out of shape, panting like a dog, Duan Jinnian said in a muffled voice:

"Not tired."

"Is this not breathless? The guy has something."

Duan Jinnian's embrace was so hot that it almost melted Jiang Weihe, but he was still reluctant to let go.

This posture made Jiang Weihe nostalgic inappropriately, and reminded him of the time when he was on the crew of "A Thousand Cities". Because of the needs of the plot, most of them were shot on location. Although it was very tiring, it was also very happy. At that time, he and Duan Jinnian Very good, like brothers and sisters, the two of them were so tired that they slept on the same deck chair, and he fell asleep in Duan Jinnian's arms, drooling; when he was filming in the mountains, he even took Duan Jinnian to climb a tree to catch cicadas, but he was bared all over Urine; In the middle of the night, the two secretly climbed to the top of the mountain to watch the Milky Way. They were so cold that they caught a bad cold the next day and almost delayed the shooting...

If only Duan Jinnian could be as silly as before, it would be great. It is rare for a straight man like Jiang Weihe to be hypocritical. Seeing that Jiang Weihe was motionless, Duan Jinnian worriedly asked:

"Brother Weihe, are you feeling unwell?"

Jiang Weihe let go of Duan Jinnian, lifted up his school uniform and wiped the sweat off his face:

"It's too hot, half my life is going to run away!"

"Do you want ice cream?" Duan Jinnian asked.

"Eat!" Jiang Weihe raised his arms and cheered, "I want Haagen-Dazs!"

However, Jiang Weihe rummaged through the freezer in the small convenience store on the street, but couldn't find the ice cream he wanted to eat. In the end, he simply went back to the basics and bought a lychee-flavored crushed ice and broke half of it for Duan Jinnian to eat:

"You are half me and half you are my other half!"

Duan Jinnian looked at Jiang Weihe with puzzled eyes, and Jiang Weihe sighed sadly:

"Hey, the current post-00s must have never seen that advertisement. It is the tears of the times. I am already an old thing from the last century. Pack it up and carry it down and bury it."

"How do you eat this?" Duan Jinnian took half of the popsicle, unable to put his mouth down.

Jiang Weihe felt incredible:

"Haven't you eaten?!"

"Is it tasty?"

"Eat like this, suck and eat, eat and watch."

Jiang Weihe was an eye-opener: It's enough to teach Duan Jinnian to act, but he still has to teach Duan Jinnian to eat popsicles. How old is the young master who has never eaten this kind of common food?After watching Jiang Weihe's demonstration, Duan Jinnian took two mouthfuls in a decent way, like a kitten licking a cat strip, smashing his mouth:

"It tastes okay."

"You didn't eat fried beef before you came to this world, did you?"

"Have eaten."

"Have you ever eaten at the roadside stall?"

Jiang Weihe pointed to the food stalls on the street. At this point, the roadside stalls were bustling with students and off-duty community animals surrounded in front of each stall. The aroma of food and oil became more attractive at night.

Jiang Weihe has not eaten at a roadside stall for a long time. When he was not popular, he was photographed by paparazzi eating Malatang on the street. To gain attention and traffic, the paparazzi scribbled a few words: "Shocked! Once a glimpse turned all sentient beings upside down." A beautiful woman in ancient costume who went down to the street to eat Malatang." Forget it, is there still a shortage of him? Dade's close-up of the paper bowl in Jiang Weihe's hand, "The bowl full of vegetables didn't even put a mouthful of intestines, I saw it. I feel distressed, and I really want to treat my little brother to a meal of 30 yuan Malatang."

Jiang Weihe almost got so angry that he had a stroke, and he posted a Weibo angrily: @江奇河viver: Thank you for your concern, I eat Mala Tang because I like it, and I didn’t put a mouthful of intestines because I don’t like it , 30 yuan is free, and I can eat 20 yuan to be full.

Afterwards, netizens started a heated discussion on the topic of "whether a bowl of Malatang can be full for 20 yuan", and finally went online and scolded Jiang Weihe.Some people think that Jiang Weihe is out of yin and yang, and looks down on people who eat 30 yuan for a meal of Malatang.Some people even calculated the price of the bowl of Malatang in Jiang Weihe’s hands in the first-tier cities, and insisted that the bowl of vegetarian dishes would cost at least 15 yuan, and a random meat dish would definitely exceed 20 yuan. You also have to lie, pretend, hypocrisy, there is a reason for not being popular, and you deserve to be fooled for the rest of your life!

Jiang Weihe couldn't understand it, but he was so shocked that he had Malatang PTSD for a long time after that.

"I haven't eaten."

Duan Jinnian glanced at the bustling roadside stall, with a confused look on his face, Jiang Weihe quietly appeared in front of him:

"You must be thinking, will you eat dead people?"

"..."

Jiang Weihe patted Duan Jinnian on the back and said violently:

"Haven't you heard a sentence, if you don't do it clean, you won't get sick if you eat it, and life is incomplete if you don't eat roadside stalls!"

"..."

"Brother Zou Zou Zou buys you a 30 yuan Mala Tang!"

In fact, Jiang Weihe is greedy, and he can't walk when he smells the smell of Malatang. It's so delicious. Eat him for 30 yuan. Let's see who dares to point fingers, quack!

Jiang Weihe dragged Duan Jinnian to the front of the booth, walked around with a lot of money, asking for this, this, that, what would Xiao Duan want to eat?Duan Jinnian is very polite, I am not hungry, you can eat.Jiang Weihe thought to himself that the boy would just keep his mouth shut these two times, and after cooking it, the fragrance would not kill him!

Sure enough, a large bowl was cooked, and Jiang Weihe almost couldn't hold it with one hand, so Duan Jinnian had to help him hold the bowl.Because the amount of food is a bit exaggerated, it attracts the attention of other diners.Jiang Weihe took a piece of fish tofu, put it in his mouth to let it cool down, put it in Duan Jinnian's mouth, and "seduced" Duan Jinnian in the tone of a prostitute in a brothel:

"Come on, handsome boy, try it, I guarantee that after you taste it, you will never forget this wonderful taste, hehehe..."

Duan Jinnian held the bowl in both hands and had nowhere to hide, so he could only bite the bullet and eat. Jiang Weihe watched Duan Jinnian finish eating lovingly, and asked expectantly:

"Is it fragrant?"

"Fragrant." Duan Jinnian was really fragrant.

"Hee hee, I ordered 30 yuan of Malatang. If it's not enough, add more. Eat! Eat hard! Let go of your stomach and eat! If you want to eat, I'll pack the whole car and let you eat as much as you want!"

In short, Jiang Weihe not only achieved the feat of eating 30 yuan of Malatang in Tongrenwen, but also brought Duan Jinnian to sink together. Jiang Weihe can imagine how those marketing accounts would arrange Duan Jinnian, but Maybe after returning to the original world, Duan Jinnian won't eat Malatang again, and he is the only one who will forcefully invite Duan Jinnian to eat Malatang.

After eating Malatang, Jiang Weihe said he wants to drink milk tea, anyway, he is no longer a star in this world, so go to him for body management!Passing by Michelle Ice City, Jiang Weihe remembered their CP name in "A Thousand Cities", and immediately stopped Duan Jinnian:

"I want to drink this!"

"it is good."

Duan Jinnian listened to Jiang Weihe most of the time, but Jiang Weihe felt that his brother was not listening to his brother, but that Duan Jinnian was coaxing him according to his wishes.While waiting to pick up the food, an extremely magical theme song was played at the door of the store. Jiang Weihe was successfully brainwashed in less than three seconds, and hummed along:

"You love me, I love you, Michelle Ice City is sweet..."

They ordered two cups of lemon tea, Jiang Weihe ordered an extra cone, and handed over the ribbon-cutting ceremony of the cone to Duan Jinnian.Duan Jinnian was flattered:

"What do you do if I eat?"

"I eat too." The question was asked inexplicably.

So Duan Jinnian unceremoniously bit off the tip of the cone, Jiang Weihe licked the place where Duan Jinnian had bitten off, Duan Jinnian's eyes on Jiang Weihe suddenly became complicated, Jiang Weihe Thought he still wanted to eat:

"Another sip?"

"You don't think so—" Duan Jinnian hesitated to speak.

"Oh, do you care about this? I'm sorry, Lao Shen and I both eat like this, so we don't pay much attention to it, quack..."

"..." Duan Jinnian immediately put down his face.

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