Embrace the OOC fanfiction with the business target

Jiang Weihe shouted until his throat broke, and no one came to rescue him, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and discuss with the strong man:

"Brothers, you can do whatever you want, ahem...but can you get off of me first?"

The young master Jiang Weihe was delicate and frail, with icy muscles and bones, and when he was crushed by a strong man, he almost vomited out the stir-fried beef overnight.It's useless, just screw his dick off and turn him into a woman completely!Jiang Weihe suffers from deformation: The star Jiang Weihe also has a pure man with a height of 1.8 meters rounded off. Why is it that he is either a weak chick or a white and skinny when he enters the fanfiction?

Although doujin itself is a creation that is divorced from reality, please, please, doujin girls, can you pay attention to the basics of creation?Jiang Weihe is glad that he got the lead script, otherwise, with his personality, he might not survive three episodes in the TV series.

"Scream! Tremble! I will pick and taste your fear and tears. Before the dawn, you will be immersed in the boundless darkness. I want you, the little rose waiting to bloom, to bloom under me... ..."

"If you have the time to talk nonsense, you can do two rounds quickly!"

Jiang Weihe was so annoyed, he bought a stapler later, and he would staple the mouth of anyone who doesn't speak human words.

The strong man was going to pick off Jiang Weihe's pants again. Jiang Weihe couldn't bear it anymore, and started a protracted crotch defense battle with the strong man:

"I warn you not to mess around, the following plots will not pass the trial in the radio and television!"

Seeing that Jiang Weihe dared to resist, the strong man raised his hand and slapped Jiang Weihe mercilessly. Jiang Weihe's left ear buzzed, like a bee flying around in his mind.Jiang Weihe could see that the strong man's mouth was still opening and closing, but he could only hear rumbling noises in his ears.

Jiang Weihe was furious, wishing to fight a strong man for [-] rounds to crush him, but the young master Jiang Weihe's body is really...too weak, his legs don't look as thick as his arms, let alone his arms can't twist his thighs , his legs can't twist other people's arms!

Jiang Weihe took a deep breath and screamed for help:

"Help! Help! たすけて! Someone is forcing a big girl with a yellow flower! Is there any kind-hearted 20cm diamond chicken who is passing by, handsome, kiss, good husband, help me?! It’s okay if you’re not 20 or 18, anyway. Save me, ah ah—”

As soon as the words fell, the door was kicked open with a bang, the strong man and Jiang Weihe followed the prestige, Duan Jinnian rushed to the bedside in the blink of an eye, and threw the strong man to the ground, Duan Jinnian held it in his hands. He threw the medicine to Jiang Weihe, the strong man was about to get up, but was kicked to the ground by Duan Jinnian, kneeling hard and locked the strong man's throat, followed by a heavy beating.

There was a creepy muffled sound from the heavy blow to the body, accompanied by the strong man's mournful wail, and from time to time there were two loud slaps on the face, hey, the beating had a sense of rhythm.Seeing that someone was about to die, Jiang Weihe hurriedly grabbed Duan Jinnian:

"Brother Duan, forget it, forget it, if you continue to fight, you will probably be paraplegic."

Duan Jinnian glanced at Jiang Weihe:

"He hit it?"

Jiang Weihe touched his cheek, the pain was so painful that he could swallow the whole universe with one mouth, but he pretended nothing happened:

"Harm, it's just a small injury, it doesn't hurt."

Duan Jinnian drew his gun silently, Jiang Weihe was so frightened that he pressed Duan Jinnian's hand firmly:

"It's not impossible, Brother Duan, it's over..."

"If you don't kill him, you will get revenge."

Duan Jinnian said it lightly, Jiang Weihe was speechless, he knew this was a fictional world, everything was fake, but it was too realistic, every passerby had an independent individual with self-awareness, Jiang Weihe I really can't get over that hurdle in my heart.

"If you can't bear it, then don't kill him." Duan Jinnian said.

"Is it possible?" Jiang Weihe asked pleasantly, "Can we beat him into a high paraplegic? Then he won't be able to retaliate against us!"

"Hmph! I don't want to be sympathized by the hypocrisy of you dirty bastard! My soul has already dried up and shriveled up, and the things that support this ugly body are made of hatred, anger, and despair. I am already Satan Servant of me, dancing with the devil day and night, I—”

"Kill him." Jiang Weihe ordered.

"Hey, I haven't finished—"

"boom--"

After Duan Jinnian finished dealing with the strong man, he raised his gun and turned to Jiang Weihe to settle the score:

"What happened?"

Jiang Weihe didn't want to admit that he did this because he wanted to find Duan Jinnian. It seemed that he was more like a teammate, so he made up a random reason:

"Isn't it a physical discomfort? Come out and take a walk to get some fresh air."

"You want to find me."

Oh, why is Duan Jinnian so annoying, talking nonsense, really annoying!Jiang Weihe is still dead after being exposed, the duck-mouthed appearance is really embarrassing:

"No! I didn't!"

"Okay, you haven't." Duan Jinnian nodded obediently.

"Oh, that's right... I accidentally lost my gun..."

Duan Jinnian gave Jiang Weihe a look of "I really have you", and Jiang Weihe described the ins and outs, and at the end he stomped his feet angrily:

"It's best not to let me see that little bastard again, or I'll take his skin off!"

"You are too kind." Jiang Weihe commented after listening.

"Why are you condescending to others? It's too much! Besides, you saw a little boy being pressed and rubbed on the ground. If it were you, would you save him?"

"save."

"That's it, it's human nature!"

"Because I have the ability to save, so I will save," Duan Jinnian said flatly, "If it is beyond my ability, I will not take action."

"That's not why I'm in this ghostly state now. If it was me in the original world, I would definitely kick his head into the M78 nebula!"

"Don't you have any sense of danger?"

Jiang Weihe questioned Duan Jinnian's tone, and felt very upset: Duan Jinnian, what's wrong with this brat? The one who told him what to do, didn't he rely on his own setting to be a spy sent by love? Right, a killer without emotion, if he had Duan Jinnian's figure and skill, where would he not go sideways?

"Yes, that's right, it's really embarrassing to ask you to save me every time!" Jiang Weihe said eccentrically.

"..."

Duan Jinnian immediately realized that he was unhappy with Jiang Weihe, so he poured water on Jiang Weihe and asked him to take medicine:

"Take the medicine first."

Okay, you help me buy medicine, you are my father, Jiang Weihe lost his temper in an instant, think of Duan Jinnian dragging his injured leg, risking being hunted down by his enemies, sacrificing his sleep time in the middle of the night to buy medicine for himself, Even Jiang Weihe's father couldn't do this.

"have eaten."

Having said that, this broken hotel is a bit too evil. There was such a big commotion, and no one came to watch after it was fired. Is it also necessary for the plot?

"Pack up and go."

Jiang Weihe obeyed obediently.

They drove away overnight, before dawn, the doors of the shops on the street were locked, and the wide road was empty. Jiang Weihe didn't know how long he had been driving, but he drove aimlessly like this, like people all over the world. They were all extinct, leaving only him and Duan Jinnian fleeing to an unknown, good or bad future.

It's quite romantic to think about it this way... Jiang Weihe secretly glanced at Duan Jinnian. Duan Jinnian was sitting in the passenger seat and fell asleep, wearing a jacket. Duan Jinnian was sleeping so soundly that even his eyelashes He didn't move, his breathing was heavy, and Jiang Weihe was also very sleepy, but he still had to cheer up and drive for an unknown amount of time. Jiang Weihe was really sleepy.

As a good citizen who abides by the road traffic law, Jiang Weihe is well aware of the dangers of a fatigued posture, so he simply drives the car to an open space on the side of the road, turns off the engine, and lays down on the steering wheel to fall asleep for a second.

After Jiang Weihe woke up, his whole body was sore. He straightened up, and the joints all over his body crackled like five hundred big firecrackers were set off.The baggy jacket fell from his shoulders, and when Jiang Weihe turned his head, Duan Jinnian disappeared!Jiang Weihe's first reaction was to find Duan Jinnian. He just opened the car door and stepped out with his left leg, but considering what kind of underworld plot would be triggered if he ran around, and Duan Jinnian was rescued in the end, he took the place of Duan Jinnian. tired.

As a result, when I probed, I found that Duan Jinnian was digging through the trunk, taking out the crumpled wedding dress and flattening it out. Jiang Weihe asked curiously:

"How did you turn it out?"

"No money."

"How come? Don't we have a backpack full of money?" Jiang Weihe's reflection arc that circled the earth three times finally made him reflect, "Hey, right, where did the backpack go? How big is our backpack?!"

"In that hotel room from the day before yesterday."

The past few days have been full of wars and chaos. Jiang Weihe rewinds his memory for five seconds before remembering what happened the day before yesterday. This backpack will definitely not be found. Duan Jinnian’s remaining balance on booking a room is spent on buying medicine for Jiang Weihe And Aunt Baoshang, if they don't make money quickly, they won't even be able to live in an illegal hotel in two days.

Ants passing by will feel distressed when they hear it. In the real world, the two of them are top stars with infinite glory, but they have traveled to the fanfiction and fell to sleeping on the street...

Fangirls, you guys are so talented, you guys are so good at writing hahaha...

The two worked together to search the car carefully again, and finally found 370 two three yuan, tattered banknotes and dusty coins, revealing a sense of rustic bitterness.

However, now we are faced with a very serious problem, this wedding dress is too expensive, ordinary wedding dress shops may not accept it, but it is easy to arouse suspicion when going to a large wedding dress shop, after thinking about it, Jiang Weihe came up with a bit of a smelly idea, the two of them Disguised as a couple to sell wedding dresses, the credibility should be higher.

So Jiang Weihe spent a huge sum of one hundred yuan to buy two wigs on the side of the road, one for himself and one for Duan Jinnian. After wearing them, he went to the free trial area of ​​the cosmetics store and painted a flame red Lips, after Duan Jinnian's affirmation, Jiang Weihe walked into the high-end bridal shop with a wedding dress and Duan Jinnian on his arm.

"Hi, is there anyone? I want to sell wedding dresses!" Jiang Weihe choked and shouted.

"Hello, do you have your wedding dress?"

The receptionist smiled warmly, which warmed Jiang Weihe's heart: I finally met a normal person in this world!Jiang Weihe put the dirty wedding dress on the counter, and the receptionist's smile froze suddenly. Seeing this, Jiang Weihe quickly lifted up his sleeves and wiped the stains on it, and said with an apologetic smile:

"Oh, neglect of maintenance and neglect of maintenance hahaha..."

The clerk unfolded the wedding dress with professionalism, and asked while checking:

"This is a very expensive wedding dress. May I ask why you want to sell it?"

Jiang Weihe's eyes turned red instantly, and he winked at Duan Jinnian who looked out of sorts:

"Not long after my husband and I got married, my husband got seriously ill. To cure him, we went bankrupt. Now he is cured, but he has become a mute. I love him, and I don't want him to suffer like this! After taking out our wedding dress, I also want to cure my husband..."

Jiang Weihe's eyeballs were about to fall out of their sockets, Duan Jinnian bit the bullet and cooperated with him:

"Aba Aba."

"Woooooooooo my miserable husband!"

Jiang Weihe threw himself into Duan Jinnian's arms and wept bitterly.

"Madam, we also sympathize with what happened to you, but," the clerk's voice turned cold, he drew a gun from under the counter and pointed at Duan Jinnian, "Master Shen ordered that if anyone comes to sell this wedding dress, kill him." The man on the side."

Jiang Weihe quickly tore off their wigs, and scribbled his own black long straight wig onto Duan Jinnian's cropped hair:

"Actually, he is my wife, isn't he my wife? Woohoo my poor dumb wife..."

Duan Jinnian: "...Abaaaba."

Shop clerk: "..."

Duan Jinnian silently tore off the long straight black wig that Jiang Weihe wore crookedly, Jiang Weihe hurriedly blocked the bullet hole and stood in front of Duan Jinnian:

"Beauty, it's all a misunderstanding, it's none of his business!"

In the next second, Jiang Weihe was pressed down on the head by Duan Jinnian, and gunshots rang out above their heads. Duan Jinnian pulled Jiang Weihe into a roll to avoid him, and threw him away with his backhand. Jiang Weihe jumped into the wedding dress display unexpectedly She swiped at the fluffy skirt and was about to get up, but was kicked back by Duan Jinnian:

"Don't come out yet!"

This kick almost sent Jiang Weihe away on the spot. Duan Jinnian used the plastic wedding dress mannequin as a cover, drew his gun and fired back. A salted fish that can only paddle, but unfortunately he has no gun or equipment, and the kind that no one picks up in boxes.

"boom--"

The stray bullet flew through the fluffy wedding dress, rubbing against Jiang Weihe's head and nailing it into the wooden display cabinet behind. Jiang Weihe was so frightened that he retched. He seriously suspected that this was the punishment from the god of e-sports for his teammates for playing chicken and eating chicken. , Jiang Weihe swore that if he hadn't been beaten to death in this world, he would uninstall the game after returning and reflect deeply and start a new life!

However, Jiang Weihe is more worried about Duan Jinnian. He is really afraid that Duan Jinnian will die. They have never tried to die in fanfiction. Although both of them are the protagonists in the novel, what if? , bullets have no eyes, if Duan Jinnian really dies in fanfiction, can he go back?I beg you, fan girl, you don’t have to love, please don’t hurt, don’t kill your brother!

Due to the extreme tension and fear, Jiang Weihe even ignored the passage of time. He buried himself in his wedding dress and prayed frantically for Duan Jinnian, hoping that he would be fine.

It wasn't until Duan Jinnian pushed aside the hem of the wedding dress and pulled Jiang Weihe up that he realized that Jiang Weihe's hands were extremely cold. Jiang Weihe stared blankly at Duan Jinnian, jumped up and gave Duan Jinnian a bear hug , he beat Duan Jinnian's back hard, so excited that he burst into tears:

"I'm scared to death! If you die, it will be a huge loss of property for all human beings, no, the entire universe!"

"You're quite big." Duan Jinnian was still in the mood to smile, "Will Brother Wei He be sad?"

"Nonsense, my heart is also made of meat."

Duan Jinnian has no grievances or enmities with him, no, even if there are grievances and enmities, it will not be to the extent that Duan Jinnian will die.

"It's all fake, don't be afraid."

Like a puppy, Duan Jinnian gently stroked Jiang Weihe's back. Jiang Weihe was tickled, and felt a little strange and uncomfortable. That is, Jiang Weihe couldn't tell, so he jumped back quickly. Scanning around the scene of the shootout, it was... Sure enough, the impact of watching on the screen and witnessing it with his own eyes is not the same dimension, Jiang Weihe shivered.

Duan Jinnian quickly picked up all the guns to check, and gave Jiang Weihe the one with the most bullets. Jiang Weihe has adapted to the rules of this world. If you don't shoot to kill, the other party will shoot to kill you.

Jiang Weihe put the gun away, then rummaged through the box with Duan Jinnian, and finally found a pile of cash.

Before leaving, Jiang Weihe passed by the counter. The gorgeous wedding dress was still spread out on the counter, but it was covered with shocking bloodstains and bullet marks. Jiang Weihe was really in pain:

"I think it can be salvaged again... The wedding dress is dirty, but can you sell it for money if you scrape off 99999 rhinestones? Even one piece can be sold for tens of thousands, right? Xiao Duan?"

Duan Jinnian gave Jiang Weihe a sideways glance, and Jiang Weihe shut up immediately.

The two went back on the road, Jiang Weihe drove, always felt something strange:

"Xiao Duan, have you noticed that there are no police uncles in this world?"

"Seems to be."

"Hey, I'm still thinking that it's better for us to surrender and go to jail. The most dangerous place is the safest place."

Jiang Weihe sighed.

"You go to jail, I shoot targets."

Duan Jinnian was very sober in the world, Jiang Weihe stopped talking, he didn't want Duan Jinnian to die.

Although the two of them are extrajudicial lunatics who have taken several lives, their daily behaviors are still good citizens who abide by the law. They will pay for meals, say sorry when they bump into people, and give change when they see beggars, but life is still the same. It was very frightening, and I was very afraid that I would be killed by biu suddenly one day.

The background of this fanart is fabricated by the author himself, and it is not an objective and real fictional world. It is understandable that there will be some unreasonable situations.

Because Jiang Weihe has always believed that the most bizarre thing is about his physiological structure, Jiang Weihe would like to randomly select a lucky passerby to explain the meaning of opening a hole under a big man, it cannot be purely Serving the shocking plot of "Duan Jinnian delivered Jiang Weihe's child in the public toilet", right?

But Duan Jinnian was not much better, he was hunted down at the beginning, either on the way or on the way to be hunted down.Jiang Weihe is a little relieved about this: Such a "hundred-year-old river" is worthy, if you want to be miserable together, if you are unlucky, you will be unlucky together. The knowledge of poverty and humbleness should never be forgotten, and the wife of the poor will not go to court. This is the most beautiful appearance of love. My brother is cute, I will eat it first as a respect.

Jiang Weihe's aunt has not stopped, but Duan Jinnian's injury has healed first.Hehe, the author of this fanfic is really a crooked ass, he prefers Duan Jinnian, and he doesn't want him to be injured for too long.

Crooked butt is also the CP fan "slang" that Jiang Weihe learned, which means that when a CP fan knocks CP, he has a preference for one of them, and the preference is obvious.

However, Duan Jinnian took good care of Jiang Weihe. After his leg healed, he would do all the work. Jiang Weihe only needed to be a good-for-nothing.Sometimes Jiang Weihe also admires Duan Jinnian's psychological quality, and it may be that Duan Jinnian has read this fanart, but based on Jiang Weihe's understanding of Duan Jinnian, this is indeed Duan Jinnian's true character, calm Calm and decisive.

"So in the end it's just me OOC?!" Jiang Weihe exploded, "Oh yes, there is also Lao Shen, why do these fan-humanities have to involve people who have nothing to do with it? Lao Shen and I are really just a pure father-son relationship... If I Sister, I would rather marry you than Old Shen!"

"What is rather?" Duan Jinnian was a little unhappy.

"Uh, that's right, oops, I just said it casually, just kidding!"

Once Jiang Weihe gets close to people, he tends to lose his mind when talking, but Duan Jinnian is different. This kid has facial paralysis and few words. When he is silent, no one knows what he is thinking secretly.

"But Lao Shen seems to have lost his memory in the fanfiction after traveling back, but I still remember, do you remember? Let's transmigrating into the last fanfiction."

"remember."

"Oh, but it's fine if you don't remember, I don't know that so many bad things happened, but that idiot, Old Shen, definitely doesn't think there is anything, just treat it as a dream, and I still feel very touched after waking up for a long time... "

"You have a good relationship with Shen Yu?"

"Yes what's the matter?"

Jiang Weihe remembered that Duan Jinnian had asked him this question before, Jiang Weihe reasonably suspected that Duan Jinnian had doubts about his relationship with Shen Yu, so he brought it up again and again.

"I just can't understand this kind of intimate relationship that is not a partner." Duan Jinnian said lightly.

"What's incomprehensible about this, it's good brothers and good friends." Jiang Weihe really couldn't understand, "Don't you have a very good friend? The kind that sleeps on the same bed and wears the same pair of pants?"

"No," Duan Jinnian replied decisively, "I have no friends."

"...uh, sorry."

However, Jiang Weihe has never heard Duan Jinnian mention his friends. Every time Duan Jinnian is photographed by the paparazzi going in and out with others, it is actually just an ordinary classmate or colleague relationship.Duan Jinnian is the same person on the outside, cold on the outside and cold on the inside, and he has never been intimate with anyone.

Jiang Weihe once also tried to get close to Duan Jinnian, but Duan Jinnian was like a sea of ​​silence, throwing everything into it, enthusiasm, sincerity, and getting no response.

"I know it's my problem."

Duan Jinnian looked at the road ahead, turned the steering wheel, and said calmly:

"I was sick when I was a child, and I was very resistant to contact with people. I couldn't perceive people's emotions, whether it was others or me. Everyone said that my family loved me very much, but I couldn't feel it, whether it was positive or negative emotions. Later, I went abroad for treatment, and my illness was cured, but it seemed that I was not completely cured."

"...is it good or not?"

What kind of Schrödinger's "already, but not completely good" is this, but this is beyond Jiang Weihe's expectation. Does Duan Jinnian open his heart to himself?Jiang Weihe was quite flattered, but unfortunately he is not the kind of eloquent and slick to comfort people, so he can only pat Duan Jinnian on the shoulder.

"Probably? I don't know. I read the comments and private messages sent by people on the Internet. Some people say they love me, and some people tell me to die. I can't understand why people have such great love for a stranger. They don’t understand the real me at all, just watching my acting, or a few words I say, saying they love me or let me die, they can’t understand at all.”

"No shit, just curious, then why do you still want to enter the entertainment industry?"

Jiang Weihe asked cautiously.There is no sincerity in the entertainment industry, only interests—this is Jiang Weihe’s greatest feeling in the six years since he entered this industry. It made Jiang Weihe gradually feel numb and bored, and Duan Jinnian, a resource guy with a background, actually found it difficult to fully and truly understand these malice.

"For you," Duan Jinnian suddenly turned his head and glanced at Jiang Weihe, "I want to get to know brother Weihe."

"Me?!" Jiang Weihe turned pale with shock, and blurted out the truth, "Didn't I come to carry the sedan chair for you?!"

"..."

"Uh, no, I mean, I didn't know you before, did I?"

"Well, I know you unilaterally."

"when--"

Before Jiang Weihe finished speaking, a jeep ahead galloped towards him, and Jiang Weihe was so frightened that he cursed:

"My grass!"

Duan Jinnian directly beat the steering wheel to death, but he still couldn't dodge it. There was a loud bang, and a huge impact force pushed Jiang Weihe from the front. He was hit hard and fell unconscious on the spot.

Jiang Weihe woke up suddenly, the first thing he saw was the clean and white ceiling, he slightly turned his sore and painful eyeballs, and on his left was an IV rack full of infusion bottles.

The memory before he lost consciousness still stays at the moment when he collided head-on with the black wrangler. Could it be that he was rescued?

"Wake up, wake up! The young master is awake!"

"That's great, master, you're finally awake!"

"Go and inform sir and madam! Hurry up!"

Wait a minute, why is this line so familiar?Jiang Weihe stretched out like a carp—oh, my back hurts, forget about pretending, Jiang Weihe fell back into the bed in despair, at the same time the door of the hospital bed was pushed open, and a middle-aged man and woman came in. The woman came up and hugged Jiang Weihe Weihe, crying bitterly:

"My poor child, woo woo woo... It's my parents who are sorry for you, you have always been our favorite baby, how can we live if you die, woo woo woo——If you die, from now on, everyone in the world A rain is the tears of the Creator for the loss of the most perfect handicraft created by himself. Your grave will be walked by every man who has loved you or still loves you. You will take away their true passion heartbeat, from now on they are just walking corpses."

Scored twice!Jiang Weihe was so frightened that his hair stood on end: This fanfiction has started again!Jiang Weihe's heart is broken. This feeling is like when you write a Chinese test paper for the college entrance examination. I gave you a blank volume for you to rewrite.

Without any precautions or worries, Jiang Weihe was already stupid.

The last world did not encounter such a situation of resetting and restarting. After Jiang Weihe thought carefully, he preliminarily speculated that he was killed in a car accident and caused the world to restart. Another weak chicken with two tails, belching is normal.

What about Duan Jinnian, did Duan Jinnian also die?Mr. Duan Jinnian, who is so strong and strong, can also burp?Jiang Weihe is not quite sure. To be honest, he hopes that Duan Jinnian will also die. He wishes to be a lovebird in the sky and Lian Lizhi in the earth.

Jiang Weihe decided to verify his guess first, before the plot went too far.

"What floor is this?"

Jiang Weihe ignored the woman who was still chattering like she was riding a bicycle, and asked the caregiver beside her.

"24."

"Why tell him?!" The middle-aged man suddenly stepped forward to hold Jiang Weihe down, "Don't you know that he was hospitalized because of suicide?!"

Jiang Weihe recklessly pulled out the infusion needle on the back of his hand, swung the starting drip stand, and said, "No one sees the dancer's joy and sorrow". Everyone dared not approach Jiang Weihe rashly because of Jiang Weihe's madness. Jiang Weihe sternly scolded them:

"Don't come here! Who dares to stop me from jumping off the building, I will beat your head to the side!"

"Okay, okay, calm down, I won't stop you," the nurse said tremblingly, "But sir, there is no window in this ward..."

Jiang Weihe was wearing a straitjacket and tied up on the hospital bed. Perhaps there will be no more joys and sorrows in this life.

Because of Jiang Weihe's insane operation of flying a crow and destroying the parking lot in a tornado, the doctor judged that his behavior was excessive and he might have a mental illness and needed to be hospitalized for observation.

The woman sat on the edge of the bed and kept wiping her tears:

"Xiaohe, why did you become a crazy beauty? You are a glamorous and enchanting snake in the dark night, entwined on thorny roses and playing with the world wantonly and cruelly. You break away from the boring rules of mediocrity and become a free and unrestrained butterfly. , every time you flap your wings, you are inciting men to fall in love with you..."

"Sister, don't read it, please, I kowtow to you, it's not enough bang bang bang—"

Against his will, Jiang Weihe handed in the certificate of approval while committing a crime in his heart:

"You want me to marry Shen Yu, right? Marry, I'll marry right away, I won't marry unless Shen Yu! I want to wear a dress designed by the world's top wedding dress designer and handmade in Italy. The test was finally shipped back to China, and Shen Yu was married to a dreamy and gorgeous princess wedding dress inlaid with 49 Swarovski rhinestones! What is my life? Pass on to their old Shen family! Cough cough cough..."

Jiang Weihe was so excited that he choked on his own saliva, the woman was very moved when she heard this, hugged Jiang Weihe and kissed him until his face was covered with lipstick:

"That's great, Xiaohe, you have such awareness, mom is so touched..."

"Then take me to find Shen Yu quickly, I can't wait to start a football team for him." Jiang Weihe said with a half smile.

Jiang Weihe did not dare to speak back to Shen Yu from the Underworld rashly this time because he had experienced severe beatings from Shen Yu from the Underworld.

From a distance, I saw Shen Yu standing at the door in a suit and leather shoes, Jiang Weihe silently said in his heart, "Don't be angry, life is like a drama, we get together because of fate", took a few deep breaths, got out of the car, with a business-like smirk on his face , and sweetly said to Shen Yu who was standing at the door of the house to welcome him:

"Honey, I miss you so much!"

Infernal Shen Yu shuddered like an electric shock, and perfunctory Jiang Weihe with a shit-eating expression on his face:

"I... miss you a lot too."

This dying tone, this mentally retarded eyes, this playful demeanor—check your eyes, you will meet the right person!Jiang Weihe held Shen Yu's hands excitedly:

"Old Shen! It's me, I'm your dearest father!"

"Old Jiang! My good son, I haven't seen you for a few hours, like three autumns, am I having a nightmare? How did you become my wife?"

Shen Yu and Jiang Weihe's father and son recognized each other. The scene was extremely touching. The two hugged each other so closely that even the wild parents wept with joy:

"Xiaohe must have lost his mind when he jumped into the sea and fell in love with Shen Yu. Finally, we don't have to worry about their relationship anymore!"

"Nightmare?" Jiang Weihe was taken aback, "Are you sleeping in the real world?"

"That's right, why don't you go to bed at two o'clock in the morning, dancing?" Shen Yu waved gracefully, and Jiang Weihe's eyes instantly felt a little hot.

"Old Shen, you really don't remember the last time you traveled with me?"

"Ah? What last time?" Shen Yu was very surprised, "Could it be that I was your wife in the previous life? My God, I'm dirty, I'm dirty, who will save me!"

Shen Yu performed Ke Yun's madness on the spot, and Jiang Weihe sneered ruthlessly:

"You want to eat farts. If we were husband and wife in the previous life, if I become gay in this life, I must have been poisoned by you in the previous life."

"Hey, don't call the police, okay? You are gay, that's your own business, don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity."

"Squeeze the horse! You're the one who is called Brother Dong, right?" Jiang Weihe kicked Shen Yu's ass, "Hurry up and make two plates of Australian lobster."

"What plot? What time travel? What are these things? Am I in my dream?"

Shen Yu was like a student who reviewed high mathematics all night and told him to take the international situation the next day. He looked like a stupid dog who was not smart.

"You bring the food first, I'll have the strength to tell you the story when I'm full."

So Shen Yu asked the chef to fry two plates of Niu He and brought them up, Jiang Weihe was about to burst into tears:

"Old Shen, old Shen, I am the one who loves you the most. Why do you want to let me feel sad? You have become a young master and you still treat me to fried beef. I can't beat you to death."

"It's because I love you that I gave you your favorite fried beef." Shen Yu handed the chopsticks to Jiang Weihe, "There is no Australian big lobster, only fried beef. If you like it, you can eat it or not. "

"Eat, eat, eat."

Jiang Weihe explained to Shen Yu while eating: This is a "Hundred Years Good River" fanfic, Shen Yu is a big fool, Shen Yu is furious, who are you scolding, Jiang Weihe calmed him down, the following characters They are all OOC character designs in the same humanities, continue, then Jiang Weihe's family went bankrupt and wanted to marry Shen Yu, Shen Yu is a big idiot, Shen Yu squeezed Jiang Weihe's face into a chicken mouth:

"There's no need to repeat it twice."

"Puff puff..." Jiang Weihe blew on the rice noodles in his mouth, "Jiang Weihe couldn't stand Shen Yu's stupidity, so on the day of his wedding with Shen Yu, he ran away with Duan Jinnian who suddenly broke into the wedding scene , Duan Jinnian is an emotionless killer, he didn’t know what he did and was hunted down by the organization, so Jiang Weihe fled with Duan Jinnian. Situation, you just stay here and be your young master!"

Anyway, the following plot has nothing to do with Shen Yu, Jiang Weihe couldn't bear to let Shen Yu's three views also suffer a devastating shock and impact, the little clever Shen Yu immediately found the blind spot, and let out a dissolute and rude smirk:

"What is this and that?"

"You're still young," Jiang Weihe stretched out his hand to caress Shen Yu's dog's head full of paternal love, "You'll understand when you grow up."

"Stay away from death."

The next day the wedding was held as scheduled. Shen Yu joked that he wanted Jiang Weihe to wear a wedding dress, but he was brutally beaten for no reason. Waiting for Duan Jinnian's arrival.

A good brother is "Although the idiot criticizes you for what you are, I still support you unconditionally." Shen Yu obviously couldn't understand what Jiang Weihe was doing, but he still followed Jiang Weihe's request.

"Why do I feel like I've become a clown."

Shen Yu and Jiang Weihe sat side by side on the steps, looking at the guests who were whispering to each other with strange eyes, sighing again and again, Jiang Weihe comforted him:

"How could it be, silly boy, you have always been a clown."

"No, think about it, pack and pack your wife with your own hands, then wait for a wild man to appear at the wedding scene, and then watch your wife run away with other men, if it were you, would you bear it?"

"One thing to say, one thing to be sure," Jiang Weihe frowned, and patted Shen Yu's shoulder, "I've wronged you, love is a ray of light, green enough to make you panic."

"It's a small matter, fortunately you are my wife," Shen Yu chuckled, and glanced at his watch, "Go away, hurry up, why hasn't Duan Jinnian come to pick you up?"

As soon as the words fell, the familiar black Mustang crashed into the wedding scene. Jiang Weihe happily carried the big bags and blew a kiss to Shen Yu:

"Let's go darling, waiting for Dad to return in triumph!"

"Go baby, don't die at the door of my house if you want to die."

Shen Yu offers sincerity