Embrace the OOC fanfiction with the business target

"Dad, Mom, it's time to eat."

Duan Jinnian's voice sounded outside the door, Duan Xinxian snorted contemptuously, and pulled Jiang Weihe up like a dog. Fresh air poured into his lungs, causing a burning sensation, and the severe pain made Jiang Weihe cough Not only that, Duan Xinxian put on a doting and gentle smile again:

"Let's go baby, are you hungry? Go and eat."

Jiang Weihe didn't dare to make a sound, and followed Duan Xinxian out with his tail between his legs. Duan Jinnian's dark eyes passed Duan Xinxian's eyes and fell on Jiang Weihe's scarlet and clear left face with five fingerprints. He has a thick skin if he doesn't swell into a pig's head under his palm.Duan Jinnian deliberately slowed down, walked around behind Duan Xinxian, and asked Jiang Weihe with his mouth if he was in pain.Jiang Weihe nodded aggrievedly and frantically gestured international friendly gestures behind Duan Xinxian. Duan Jinnian nodded and raised the hand behind his back, which was a shining fruit knife. Nian's hands, mouth-synthesizing him so well that his facial features are almost flying: You calm down a million times!This is a society ruled by law!Duan Jinnian just gave up and hid the knife behind his back again. Jiang Weihe heaved a sigh of relief while still in shock. Duan Xinxian suddenly turned his head and smiled at him:

"Baby, you seem to like Xiaonian very much?"

"Uh, yes, because I like children very much!"

Jiang Weihe patted Duan Jinnian's head, Duan Jinnian looked deathly and didn't like to have a fit, he just bit his cheek, looking a little angry.

"That's really great, hehe, I was worried about whether there would be conflicts between you, but since you have such a good relationship, I'm relieved."

What a waste of posting, and I don’t even look at who and whose fanfiction it is. As long as it’s in the fanfiction of "Hundred Years of Good River", there is no one or anything that can separate him and Duan Jinnian. Speaking of which, The arrogance of cooking as a "hundred-year-old river" has been fully reflected.

For a large number of iron-blooded cleanliness CP fans, dismantling CP is a capital offense, and in ancient times, they would be paraded in the streets and soaked in pig cages.Even if some CP masters are not that familiar in private, CP Fanyi still insists that they lock the key, grind it into powder, soak it in water and swallow it: I know they are in business, it is my wishful thinking, and I want to crack candy!It's me who wants to force a good match!It's me who insists on eating CP!It is I who prefer them!It's me!It's me!If you want to talk, just talk to me!

Now Jiang Weihe has a lofty ideological consciousness: Marriage is the biggest thing arranged by female friends.Good morning and good night are the same, anyway, sooner or later he has to get along with Duan Jinnian, and the sooner they establish a good relationship, the sooner they return to the real world.

This meal made Jiang Weihe feel like he had suffered from hemorrhoids for 20 years. The chair burned his butt and he could hardly sit still.Duan Xinxian took care of Jiang Weihe in every possible way, including meat and vegetables, and praised Jiang Weihe's outstanding graduates of the New Oriental Cooking School, as if he was not the one who gave Jiang Weihe a big mouth 10 minutes ago.

If it was the star Jiang Weihe, he would have picked up his ass a long time ago under the boxwood chair and Duan Xinxian during the Jiaqing period. The domestic violence man biss is everyone's responsibility to resist domestic violence, but the little boy Jiang Weihe is both in appearance and personality. Very standard cannon fodder setting, the kind of flirtatious slut who drags his teammates back at a critical moment with a combat power of -3, may be pinched to death by Duan Xinxian if he is a little careless.

After the baptism of two fanfiction worlds, Jiang Weihe has roughly figured out the routine. Anyway, he is an iron trash in the fanfiction. Duan Jinnian is king with bronze, and carries all his colleagues.

This time it is obvious that he has to rely on Duan Jinnian, so Jiang Weihe is also very enthusiastic about Duan Jinnian, and "transports" the meat that Duan Xinxian gave him to Duan Jinnian's bowl:

"Come on, eat more, don't starve yourself."

Duan Jinnian looked at the mountains of vegetables in the bowl speechlessly, and struggled to squeeze out three words:

"Thank you mom."

After eating, Jiang Weihe was afraid that Duan Xinxian would drag him to "exercise after dinner", so he found an excuse to go out for a walk to digest food and quickly yo-yo.

Jiang Weihe walked out the door and found a random milk tea shop to sit in. He turned on his mobile phone and looked through Jiang Weihe's photo album. He lost his eyesight on the spot: his eyes are so hot!Mai Aisi!

The photo style of the little boy Jiang Weihe can be roughly divided into three categories: no clothes, clothes but no difference, and clothes. There are also Internet celebrity-style food scenery, bar dancing, and luxury sharing. .

Looking at the social platform of the little boy Jiang Weihe, he is actually a small internet celebrity with millions of fans, and the content he posts is not nutritious, just eating, drinking, playing around, and taking a few travel vlogs...Travel? !Jiang Weihe suddenly had an epiphany: Isn't that what it is? He quickly opened the booking software to check the itinerary to Africa.

Suddenly a message popped up at the top, Jiang Weihe clicked on it, and it was sent by the title "Kiss Diamond Big Shot, Hunk, Love Love Husband". This comment name is really exaggerated, Jiang Weihe first Knowing that WeChat notes can be so long, useless knowledge has increased.

- I found that the relationship between Jiang Weihe and Duan Jinnian in this world seems not pure

-? ? ? ? ? ? ?

What? !The opposite is not Duan Xinxian but Duan Jinnian? !As soon as Jiang Weihe sent out the question mark, Duan Jinnian sent several pictures bang bang bang bang, and the question mark was wiped out.When Jiang Weihe saw it, he thought that those photos of the little boy Jiang Weihe without clothes were specially for Duan Xinxian, but he didn't expect that they were sent to his filial son Duan Jinnian!

What a drama about father's kindness and son's filial piety? It's on fire!

- this is what i found in the photo album on my phone

- can you scroll up to see the chat history

Jiang Weihe frantically dialed up to check the chat records of the little boy Jiang Weihe and his filial son Duan Jinnian. How to describe these unsightly words and pictures? Cerebral thrombosis and myocardial infarction died on the spot.

-I noticed that too! !I'll show you your note name

Jiang Weihe sent a screenshot of the chat box to Duan Jinnian, and Duan Jinnian also sent the same screenshot of the chat box three seconds later, with the note on it saying "The little burnt embryo juicer is stupid and greedy for some bitch wives"... What? Also couple names.

Since it is Duan Jinnian who "kisses diamonds and loves his husband", what about Duan Xinxian's remarks?Jiang Weihe's lack of virtue came, and he quit the chat interface with Duan Jinnian, and there was a pinned chat with Duan Xinxian.

... There is something strange that cannot be explained. Jiang Weihe carefully recalled the conversation with Duan Xinxian. Obviously, Duan Xinxian did not know that the little boy Jiang Weihe had an affair with his dutiful son Duan Jinnian. Up?If he got involved with Duan Jinnian, his filial son first, why would he want to be Duan Xinxian's lover?Can't the little boy Jiang Weihe get double salary for serving the whole family, right? Even the boy's business has been so introverted these days?What's more, the benefactor is still a domestic violence man...

Domestic violence!Thinking of this, Jiang Weihe still has lingering fears. This man Duan Xinxian is absolutely mentally abnormal, maybe his original partner was beaten away by him.

Hehe, good men in the world are all alike, dog men each have their own scum, and it must be Duan Xinxian who beat his wife away, and then took care of his little lover and continued to abuse him. Go to the court of men and virtues for trial, and be sentenced to lifelong loneliness by love!

There is another Jiang Weihe that is incredible. There are a few hidden memos, and a password is required to open them. The little boy Jiang Weihe even throws photos of him without clothes in the photo album that can be viewed. Is there any surprise? I don't know?

Jiang Weihe played until his phone ran out of battery, and then reluctantly went home.Duan Xinxian didn't seem to be there, so he asked the servant, and the servant said that the master was out on business, Jiang Weihe was relieved, and asked where Duan Jinnian was, the servant said that the young master was resting in the upstairs room.

Great!Jiang Weihe ran upstairs to find Duan Jinnian. Duan Jinnian's room was next to Duan Xinxian's bedroom.

Jiang Weihe talked about the conflict he had with Duan Xinxian just now, and asked Duan Jinnian to stay in the room to listen, how loud he had to shout in Duan Xinxian's bedroom to be heard.

As a result, the diaphragm response effect of this wall was so good that Jiang Weihe's hair stood on end. Jiang Weihe's throat became hoarse when he yelled, and Duan Jinnian still said he couldn't hear him. No screams could be heard outside.

"Xiao Duan, you must cover me, you are my kiss, diamond, and good husband."

Jiang Weihe hugged Duan Jinnian and refused to let go, Duan Jinnian patted Jiang Weihe's back to comfort him:

"I protect you."

"Have you read this article?"

Jiang Weihe raised his head and asked Duan Jinnian, and found that the height difference was a bit too much, he could only see Duan Jinnian's superior jawline.

"..." Duan Jinnian remained silent.

"Kiss, diamond big, slutty hunk, loves my husband, hurry up and tell the little burnt embryo juicer to be stupid and greedy for a bitch wife! Mmmmmmm..."

Jiang Weihe rubbed against Duan Jinnian's arm with a whining sound, like a clingy puppy acting like a baby to Duan Jinnian.

Duan Jinnian's muscles tensed instantly, and his body was as hard as a rock:

"……Um."

"Am I the only one who knows that you have a problem!" Jiang Weihe revealed his true colors in the next second, pulling Duan Jinnian by the collar and yelling, "I suspected it a long time ago, Duan Jinnian, Duan Jinnian, I didn't expect You thick eyebrows and big eyes, you don't do anything human! It must be because you have seen it, we passed it in, can you stay away from the life of fangirls? Are those fangirls prettier than me? I will let you see Isn't it enough?"

This was the first time that Jiang Weihe got so angry at Duan Jinnian, he scolded Duan Jinnian so much that he dared not make a sound, like a wronged cat drooping its head and humming softly.

Jiang Weihe was still angry, and said in a vicious voice:

"Speak louder so you can't hear it!"

"I can't see enough." Duan Jinnian said sullenly.

Jiang Weihe was shocked, and suddenly realized that Duan Jinnian had said that he liked him... Jiang Weihe was silent, he was afraid that he would hurt Duan Jinnian's innocent crystal boy heart, so he immediately softened his tone, just like coaxing a child Duan Jinnian's coaxing:

"I'm sorry Xiao Duan, it's my brother who lost his temper. I'm sorry. You see that fanfic is your freedom. I shouldn't interfere. I'm sorry. Otherwise, you can spray it back. I will never fight back."

Duan Jinnian dragged Jiang Weihe out of the door, Jiang Weihe was shocked: Duan Jinnian won't be angry, but he should be kicked out of the house, right? !As a result, Duan Jinnian dragged Jiang Weihe straight to Duan Xinxian's room, and gently pushed Jiang Weihe into the bed.

The bed was very soft, and Jiang Weihe sank into it like falling into a cloud.

"Brother Weihe, do you believe me?"

Then Duan Jinnian bullied himself onto Jiang Weihe, and the tip of their noses touched, Jiang Weihe was so nervous that he almost bit his tongue:

"Of, of course, who else can I trust here except you?"

"Cooperate with me." Duan Jinnian whispered in Jiang Weihe's ear.

Jiang Weihe was bombarded by Duan Jinnian's 3D stereo subwoofer until his whole body went limp, and his mind was not clear:

"How to cooperate?"

"Scream hard," Duan Jinnian bit Jiang Weihe's red and hot earlobe, "The more coquettish the better."

The author has something to say: I have a cold 55…………………………