Embrace the OOC fanfiction with the business target

I'm the second to you!Jiang Weihe was so frightened that he was about to utter a beautiful Chinese sentence on the spot, but he couldn't make a sound under extreme fear, and could only open his mouth like a dumb fish spitting bubbles.Duan Xinxian touched Jiang Weihe's face, his palm was cold, as if a snake had crawled across his cheek, Jiang Weihe's goosebumps were about to grow on his face, so he quickly grabbed Duan Xinxian's hand, Duan Xinxian's smile deepened, Come here to kiss Jiang Weihe:

"Little slut, do you want it?"

The London men's perfume on Duan Xinxian was so heavy that Jiang Weihe felt motion sickness that he hadn't seen for a long time. Jiang Weihe held Duan Xinxian's hand, showing distressed expression:

"Giegie, your hands are so cold, it's a sign of physical weakness, cold hands and feet, also known as 'yang deficiency', most likely due to a disorder in the cardiovascular system, blocked blood vessels, and insufficient yang energy, I understand, human nature is a last resort for middle-aged people Soak goji berries in a thermos cup, goji berries are irresistible to the reminder of the years, and you have to add angelica to it. It’s best to soak your feet before going to bed, and all your troubles will disappear without a trace... Ah yes, you must go to bed early. Look how old it is now. Is it ready? I'll drop the giegie, let's go to sleep together!"

"You're really weird today." Duan Xinxian stared at Jiang Weihe with a serious look in his eyes.

"I know I know, it's so cute." Don't you want to lie to me twice with greasy, earthy love words!

"Are you hiding something from me?"

"What's the matter, my husband," Jiang Wei's tender little mouth pouted, and he began to show the charm of a greasy giant baby boy, the essence of which is to speak tightly, "I, I love my husband the most! My husband, you I still doubt his love for you, he is really sad, it hurts so much—"

Jiang Weihe killed [-] enemies and lost [-], and was the first to lose. He lay on the bed and vomited, couldn't take it anymore, he suddenly admired Duan Xinxian, he didn't punch him into the wall I can't even pick it out, or Duan Xinxian likes this one?

"The baby is not feeling well?" Duan Xinxian asked thoughtfully.

"Uh, yes, it's uncomfortable, it's uncomfortable, let's go to bed first today, good night, I love you, Chumi."

"Good night baby," Duan Xinxian kissed Jiang Weihe's forehead, "As long as you obey, I will love you forever."

Now Jiang Weihe is facing an extremely ridiculous reality: I am OOC in my own OOC fandom.Presumably the little boy Jiang Weihe is definitely not a straight masculine personality like the star Jiang Weihe, and he always rejects Duan Xinxian, and he will definitely reveal his secrets after a long time.

Fortunately, due to the needs of the plot, Duan Xinxian is always not at home. Jiang Weihe and Duan Jinnian hang out together every day. He seriously suspects that Duan Xinxian is actually a tool person. The meaning of his existence in this fanfic is to make his little lover Take it home and give it to my son to improve the coverage of green vegetation in our country by myself.

Of course, Jiang Weihe and Duan Jinnian were not idle, and they didn't forget their business while messing around.

After an hour of anaerobic exercise between the two, Jiang Weihe, who was sweating profusely, lay in Duan Jinnian's warm arms and played with his mobile phone. He searched through Jiang Weihe's mobile phone, but he still couldn't find the clue of the password of the memo.

In desperation, I had no choice but to ask Duan Jinnian for help. Is it possible to unlock the password by connecting to a computer like in "Mission: Impossible"? Duan Jinnian thought for a while:

"You just click Forgot Password and try?"

"My God Xiao Duan, you are truly a genius from the sky, the stars of Wenqu descend to earth, and Zhuge is reborn..."

"..." Duan Jinnian was so flattered by Jiang Weihe's praise.

As a result, Jiang Weihe didn't fix it for a long time, and was so anxious that he was sweating profusely. Duan Jinnian couldn't stand it anymore, so he helped him find the password.

"Brother Duan, I really can't live without you, like a fish can't live without oxygen, I finally discovered my shortcoming today."

"what?"

"I'm missing you."

Jiang Weihe shyly rubbed against Duan Jinnian's arm, Duan Jinnian silently withdrew his hand, Jiang Weihe refused to let go:

"Xiao Duan, I don't think you are suitable for dating."

"Huh?" Duan Jinnian glanced at Jiang Weihe.

"Suitable for marriage."

"..."

"This is the back of my hand," Jiang Weihe stretched out his hand, "This is the back of my foot," Jiang Weihe raised his foot, and then hugged Duan Jinnian, "You are my baby."

"Brother Weihe," Duan Jinnian said blankly, "I suspect you are a book, the more I read it, the more I fall asleep."

"Okay, you're still ruthless."

Jiang Weihe bowed down, Duan Jinnian was not affected by Jiang Weihe's quarrel, he returned the phone to Jiang Weihe, questioning:

"Who is this woman?"

"What woman? How do I know who it is..."

There are a few photos in the memo, all of which are close photos of the little boy Jiang Weihe and a strange beauty. In the photos, Jiang Weihe looks pure and unaffected, and he is completely different from the current coquettish bitch, which shows the influence of temperament on a person How big is it.

This woman seems to have a good relationship with the little boy Jiang Weihe. When taking a photo with her, the little boy Jiang Weihe smiled cleanly and brightly. No wonder Duan Jinnian's tone of cheating made Jiang Weihe curious: This article is so stupid The taste is greasy, but there is a mystery hidden behind it—it's time to show your real skills, and it's up to you, Edogawa Yuhe, to bet on the last dignity of a straight man, and you must find out the truth.

When looking through the social platform software of the little boy Jiang Weihe, Jiang Weihe accidentally found a trumpet, which is very zombie account, has no followers or fans, and every content is only visible to him.

It can be seen from this trumpet that the little white-faced Jiang Weihe is fluent in writing, has a clear mind, and is good at expressing, and his short videos on Internet celebrities show that "he is not a little wolf dog or a little milk dog, but his sister's little licking dog". The mentally retarded who is decisive and decisive is like two different people.

Trumpet's latest update was two years ago, and there was only one sentence: He must have killed my sister.

Jiang Weihe felt a chill down his spine for no reason, and turned forward quickly.

It seems that the little boy Jiang Weihe really has an older sister. It seems that the little boy Jiang Weihe loves his sister very much. Eight of the ten records are related to his sister.Jiang Weihe carefully recorded what his sister gave him, where he took him to play, and what happy things he encountered.He also said that his sister has an excellent son, he is very envious, and he wants to repay his sister with someone who is as good as his sister's son.

Who is "sister"? "who is he?This number has only text and no pictures. Jiang Weihe looked through the contacts on his phone, but he didn't find anyone whose note was "sister".

Jiang Weihe's first reaction was the photos locked in the memo. That woman has a close relationship with the little boy Jiang Weihe. Could she be the older sister?

Duan Xinxian was having dinner at home today, as always pampering Jiang Weihe with food:

"Baby eat more, I also love to eat into a little chubby pig."

"I haven't seen you much recently, you've lost weight."

"Come on, eat a pig's trotter bun, you little pig's trotter."

Jiang Weihe lost his appetite in an instant, and almost vomited out the first mouthful of milk he drank when he was born. At this moment, Duan Jinnian put the bowl in his hand on the table heavily, his face was 82 years older than the date of production. Years of canned herring still stinks:

"I'm stuffed."

"Oh, are you full?"

Jiang Weihe touched Duan Jinnian's calf with his toe under the table, signaling him to stay. Duan Jinnian quietly stretched his hand under the table, grabbed Jiang Weihe's ankle and wanted to put it on his thigh, but the little boy Jiang Weihe's height was flawed, his legs were not long enough, so he almost slipped under the table and was sucked in by Duan Jinnian.

Duan Xinxian saw that Jiang Weihe suddenly became half shorter, he raised Jiang Weihe worriedly and asked:

"Baby what's wrong with you?"

"I..." Jiang Weihe couldn't explain clearly and changed the subject, "Husband, I want to see my mother tomorrow, so you can go with me!"

"Your mother?" Duan Xinxian narrowed his eyes, "Aren't you an orphan? Where did you get your mother from?"

...Fanjin girls, you can really do it.

"Then, I'll go see my sister."

"Where did you get a sister again?" Duan Xinxian touched Jiang Weihe's face, and asked worriedly, "Baby, why do I feel that you are acting weird recently, like a different person."

Hey, you really hit the spot!Can't think of it, old boy, you think you are on the fifth floor, but this wave of Lao Tzu is actually in the atmosphere.Jiang Weihe twitched his eyebrows, pouted his little mouth, and began to talk with his egg between his fingers again:

"Don't my husband like this? They just show their truest side to my husband. Do you know, my husband, there are 100 ways to be sweet, eating candy, cakes, and missing you 98 times a day."

Duan Xinxian stroked Jiang Weihe's cheek affectionately:

"Do you know what you look like?"

"who?"

"My woman."

Jiang Weihe was about to die in battle. He glanced at Duan Jinnian, who had died on the spot, and gritted his teeth: "I can't lose, he can't just fall down like this, he still shoulders Duan Jinnian's will, he is not alone fighting!Jiang Weihe endured the humiliation and smiled sweetly:

"Honey, guess what zodiac sign I am?"

"Bilingual seats."

"No, it's tailor-made for you."

"But you are really a Pisces."

Jiang Weihe's ass was pierced with a knife today, and his eyes were opened. The shocking impact caused by the earthy taste of a few greasy remix will take Jiang Weihe's life to heal. Fangirls, you all know how to harm a person for a lifetime.

Tonight is destined to be another sleepless night.

Hearing the sound of running water in the bathroom, Jiang Weihe looked like a dispirited husband sitting on the edge of the bed and hugging his head in pain in an andrology advertisement. The last time he racked his brains like this was in the first fanart, explaining the college entrance examination Math question.

Otherwise, just say that I ate hot pot two days ago, and turned into a jet fighter and sprayed out a pair of "Along the River During the Qingming Festival". If you don't believe me, he can perform for Duan Xinxian on the spot, but any carbon-based creature should not want to see this kind of person Talent show.

"What are you thinking, baby? If you are unhappy, I want to pick stars for you."

I thank you, Jiang Weihe beauty is speechless, my biggest unhappiness is to share with you this pussy.

"I want to sleep."

"Don't do it yet, stinky pig."

Did Duan Xinxian act coquettishly to him? Jiang Weihe hardened in an instant, his fist hardened. Except for Duan Jinnian, other men in this world acted coquettishly to him, he just wanted to box.

"Sexy, you hate it, don't touch her, it's itchy hahaha..."

Jiang Weihe seemed to be coquettish and flirting with Duan Xinxian, but in fact he tried his best to grab the hand that had been stuck into his clothes. It was disgusting and made him want to vomit, which reminded Jiang Weihe of what happened many years ago.

When he first debuted, Jiang Weihe was often called to accompany him for drinks, and he was always touched like this. Jiang Weihe hypnotized himself, he is a man, a straight man, if he is touched, he will be touched, and he will not lose a piece of meat. It's no big deal, I endured the humiliation for a long time.Until one day, a new actress who was traveling with her was directly pressed by the big boss on the sofa and tore her skirt. The girl struggled and cried, asking for help, but no one stepped forward to stop her, and even booed at the side saying that it was her blessing.

Because he has a younger sister, Jiang Weihe really couldn't bear to think about it, so he stepped forward to disrupt the situation, so he offended the management. Of course, he has done many things to offend the management. In this circle, the most worthless thing is justice and kindness.

If I knew it, I would have endured it... Tolerate breast hyperplasia for a while, take a step back for ovarian cysts, hold back liver qi stagnation for a day, and get angry for thyroid nodules, right?Jiang Weihe broke out not in silence, but in the noise, he pushed Duan Xinxian away with a yell:

"Don't mess with it, I feel sick to my stomach recently, what if I spray you all over, what should I do? I want to have a sweet love with my husband. I didn't want to say it, but now I say it. It's embarrassing. Oh, oh, oh, my husband is necrotic!"

Before Duan Xinxian was about to beat him up, Jiang Weihe threw himself into Duan Xinxian's arms weakly, and Duan Xinxian hugged him lovingly:

"Okay, okay, don't mess with it, don't mess with it, baby, don't be angry."

Duan Xinxian coaxed Jiang Weihe in a soft voice, and Jiang Weihe quit when he saw it was good. Duan Xinxian stroked Jiang Weihe's back with a dog-stroking technique. Every time Jiang Weihe was patted, goose bumps appeared on his body Once, Duan Xinxian suddenly grabbed the back of Jiang Weihe's neck and squeezed it gently:

"Then baby, why can you just play with Xiaonian?"

作者有话要说：为了写这篇OOC我去看了几个“忍住不尴尬”挑战，真的是当场感冒加重推入icu的程度……感谢在2021-09-0418:33:16~2021-09-0518:08:12期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: jina7 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!