Embrace the OOC fanfiction with the business target
Chapter 5 A Campus Essay about You Going to Peking University and Me Going to Peking University Jade
Fortunately, Jiang Weihe vomited in time, so there was no food poisoning, but Jiang Weihe really didn't want to stay in this world full of malice towards him.
"Xiao Duan, let me discuss something with you."
Jiang Weihe looked at Duan Jinnian seriously, and Duan Jinnian sat down across from Jiang Weihe, thinking he was about to be scolded:
"I'm sorry Brother Weihe, I didn't know it was a rotten egg, I just wanted to give you nutrition..."
"I'm going to kill myself."
Jiang Weihe said the most terrifying words in the calmest tone, and Duan Jinnian turned pale instantly:
"Is it really so bad that you want to die? I don't believe you must be talking about it—"
"No, it has nothing to do with rotten eggs, can you stop talking about it?" Jiang Weihe interrupted Duan Jinnian impatiently, "I think we just traveled through souls, but we are still in the original world, you come to this world What were you doing before? Are you sleeping?"
Duan Jinnian folded his eyebrows:
"Looks like... I took a nap in the RV."
"I also slept in the hotel, and I crossed over as soon as I woke up, so although this body is 'me', it is not the body of my original world, so I have a bold idea," Jiang Weihe A little excited and a little nervous, "The human soul is unique, and the body is just a container for the soul. If I break the container for the soul in this world, then my soul should return to the original world."
"I disagree with your point of view," Duan Jinnian retorted seriously, "I think this is a parallel universe, and the 'Jiang Weihe' in this world also has an independent soul. If you destroy the 'Jiang Weihe' in this world Container', you went back, what about the other 'Jiang Weihe'? Where is he going?"
Jiang Weihe was incredible:
"But this, this is just fanfiction? Don't you also say that it's all fake?"
"I think—" Duan Jinnian changed the topic and said sincerely, "I don't want it, what if I really die? Then I can't go back and I can only die for you."
"...That's right."
"So, cherish life." Duan Jinnian nodded in relief.
"Stay away from gay women." Jiang Weihe no longer has worldly desires.
For the sake of life and health, the two decided to rely on takeaways to survive in the future.
After lunch, Jiang Weihe found a hair clipper to shave his head. Duan Jinnian leaned against the door and looked at it quite curiously:
"I don't think I've seen you cut your hair."
"Because it doesn't fit."
Jiang Weihe's facial features are relatively soft, commonly known as male and female appearance. A few years ago, he quickly appeared in the mixed portraits of various ancient costume beauties because of his glance back in a costume drama, and he became popular for a while, but It is also because of this indistinguishable appearance that Jiang Weihe's acting is greatly restricted.It’s outrageous that a male actor is prettier than an actress. The audience said that what we want to see is a handsome male lead and a cute female lead, not two girls having sex on the big screen!
"All right."
Jiang Weihe touched his head, he didn't shave it too short, otherwise he would look silly.
"No, it's pretty pretty." Duan Jinnian said.
"It doesn't matter, it's better than that dog eating bangs."
In fact, it is quite comfortable to shave in summer, and the wind blows through the scalp is quite cool. No wonder people who are lovelorn want to cut their hair. After cutting their hair, they will really feel better.
After finishing the hairstyle, Jiang Weihe and Duan Jinnian replayed the plot of this fan art from the beginning.Duan Jinnian confessed to Jiang Weihe that he saw this article on Weibo. The author posted many chapters in the form of pictures. He only clicked to read the first few chapters, and then skipped directly to the last chapter .
"What's the difference between eating fish and only eating fish heads and tails!"
"Because it doesn't look like you."
"Right! I think so too!" Jiang Weihe burst into tears and held Duan Jinnian's hand tightly. It turns out that there is a real empathy in the world. Who is it?"
"Well, this kind is called OOC."
"What is an OOC?"
Jiang Weihe knows that there are a lot of "black words" among fans: for example, TV dramas adapted from Tanmei novels are called "going to the sea"; Confused.Of course, this is just a superficial "black language" at the entry level. If you add "YYDS", "U1S1" and "KSWL" such mysterious letters from the East, the difficulty of reading and translating will double.
"OutOfCharacter is doing behavior that doesn't fit this character. Theoretically speaking, the 'Duan Jinnian' in this world is also OOC."
"why?"
Jiang Weihe thinks that the Duan Jinnian of this world is also quite good to him, but it is a bit OOC to say so. It turns out that the Duan Jinnian of the world would not treat him so well.
"Because it is impossible for me to be admitted to Peking University." Duan Jinnian has an extremely accurate self-awareness positioning.
"Professional," Jiang Weihe cupped his hands towards Duan Jinnian, "I still have a question."
"Ok?"
"Why do you read fanfiction?"
Most afraid of the sudden quietness of the air, the two looked at each other for a while, Duan Jinnian silently looked away, and Jiang Weihe wisely did not continue to ask.
Jiang Weihe reasonably suspects that Duan Jinnian himself is also taking CP.
At the beginning, the number of people who ate "Mixue Ice City" was extremely large, covering a wide range of social industries. Jiang Weihe's younger sister, assistant lady, and even the female stars Jiang Weihe had worked with all asked him for "Mixue Ice City". "Two-person group photo TO sign, the most frequent occurrences are "Michelle Ice City szd" and "Michelle Ice City students four".
Even Jiang Weihe thinks "Mixue Ice City" is very touching - this is the reason why he accepted the script, although he is talking about the pure, flawless and earth-shattering socialist brotherhood, but it does not prevent everyone from saying "Mixue" "Ice City" is love.
Some "Snow Kings" were licking and licking, and they licked the real CP as soon as they turned the steering wheel.In fact, the characters of "Mixue Bingcheng" and "Hundred Years of Good River" are completely opposite in character. In Jiang Weihe's view, these are two pairs of CPs, but they seem to be the same group of people, so he feels very unbelievable , and every "Master of Ceremonies" swears, more sure than Jiang Weihe that "Hundred Years Good River" must be true, they are definitely doi!I'm the cracked mattress I testify I'm the crumbling bed board I testify I'm under their bed I listened to the whole show I testify!
...Forget it, as long as everyone is happy.
Jiang Weihe raised his feet at Duan Jinnian's house for three days, during which time Shen Yu cared about him very much and kept saying that he would come to visit him and bring his homework to Jiang Weihe by the way.Because Shen Yu was so enthusiastic, Jiang Weihe couldn't bear to refuse, so after obtaining Duan Jinnian's consent, he sent the address to Shen Yu.
In order to avoid complications, Jiang Weihe hoped that Duan Jinnian would avoid him. Duan Jinnian agreed to such an unreasonable and harsh request, which moved Jiang Weihe a little.
In the original world, Shen Yu and Jiang Weihe were classmates in college, and their personality was that of the silly son of a landlord. He is a typical second-generation person who is stupid, rich and wealthy. Surprisingly, Jiang Weihe got along very well. When the two were at school Often go to auditions together.Shen Yu's appearance and temperament belong to the sunny and handsome type of the big brother next door, so it is easier to find a role. Shen Yu is currently a star hovering between the second and third tiers, and he is still a bit worse than the first tier.
"Wow! Old Jiangniu, you really hide it. No wonder you never ask me to pay back the money. So you are so rich! From now on, you will be my biological father who has no blood relationship!"
Shen Yu jumped up and down in Duan Jinnian's house, like a chicken just out of the cage, Jiang Weihe was praised a little guilty:
"Uh, this isn't my house, it's my friend's. I injured my foot and stayed at his house temporarily."
Jiang Weihe didn't dare to pretend to be so aggressive, Shen Yu rolled his eyes, leaned into Jiang Weihe's ear and whispered:
"Is this the rich wife's house you mentioned?"
"……what?!"
Jiang Weihe was at a loss: what rich woman?Wouldn't it be the 'Jiang Weihe' of this world who was taken care of by a rich woman?
"Oh yes, I forgot that you lost your memory," Shen Yu said seriously, "You told me before that there was a rich woman who took care of you, and she gave you all the money. Is this her home? "
"Uh, yes, yes."
Jiang Weihe was shocked, can this be said?This high school student Jiang Weihe is really good——wait a minute, something is wrong, with his current size, what kind of rich woman would fall in love with him? !Where is this a rich woman? This is a Bodhisattva, right? !This rich woman must hope that the project will send him to help the poor!
Either Jiang Weihe, a high school student, or Shen Yu, one of them must have lied, but Shen Yu's reaction didn't look like a fake, and he didn't need to lie to himself, so Jiang Weihe quickly changed the subject:
"What do you want to drink? I'll get it for you."
"Oh, why are you being polite with me? By the way, I brought you my homework. I'll put it in your room for you."
"Thank you, I'll just let it go."
"It's inconvenient for you to walk now. Let me help you. It's very heavy." Shen Yu shook his schoolbag. The schoolbag was almost motionless, and it became heavy when he looked at it. "This is all your homework."
Jiang Weihe couldn't hold back Shen Yu, so he could only lead Shen Yu upstairs step by step.
"Lao Jiang, this house is a bit strange. How can there be only one bedroom in such a big house?"
——Good question, I also want to know, please ask the author for me, Jiang Weihe made up a reason casually:
"Maybe rich people like to have one bedroom and one living room and enjoy luxury."
"Hmm, that makes sense."
Shen Yu opened his schoolbag, took out a pile of exercise books and test papers from it, and put them on the table. Jiang Weihe closed his eyes in pain and couldn't bear to read: Now let him write the papers, and I don't know if he can get a double-digit score. point.
After Shen Yu finished his homework, he even took out two apples from his schoolbag, counting them as fruit visits.Then Shen Yu looked around the bedroom, and when he saw the extra large double bed, he showed a cheap smile:
"With such a big bed, waking up from it every morning must be super cool?"
"good."
Jiang Weihe slept with Duan Jinnian every day. Fortunately, the bed was big enough for the two of them to sleep on each side, and it was not as embarrassing as imagined.
"Okay, okay, I'm relieved to see that you're fine, I'll borrow your bathroom to put some water and slip away."
"it is good."
Jiang Weihe subconsciously agreed, and the moment he blurted out, he realized something was wrong: Where did Duan Jinnian hide?Is he-
"and many more!"
When Jiang Weihe turned his head, it was already too late, Duan Jinnian stood in a daze in the open bathroom.
Shen Yu and Duan Jinnian looked at each other, then Shen Yu pointed at Duan Jinnian in disbelief, and Duan Jinnian also pointed at himself innocently.
"You you you..." Shen Yu was so shocked that he lost his language function.
"Me, me, me?" Duan Jinnian spoke in Shen Yu's tone.
Shen Yu said "you" for a long time, and "you" didn't come out, so he turned his finger at Jiang Weihe:
"you!"
Jiang Weihe was surprised when he was pointed at suddenly:
"I?!"
"You actually!"
"I actually..."
"You were actually taken care of by Duan Jinnian's mother!" Shen Yu's words trembled, and he was a little heartbroken, "Then you became Duan Jinnian's little dad?"
……What the hell?
The author has something to say: Duan Jinnian:?take advantage of me
"Xiao Duan, let me discuss something with you."
Jiang Weihe looked at Duan Jinnian seriously, and Duan Jinnian sat down across from Jiang Weihe, thinking he was about to be scolded:
"I'm sorry Brother Weihe, I didn't know it was a rotten egg, I just wanted to give you nutrition..."
"I'm going to kill myself."
Jiang Weihe said the most terrifying words in the calmest tone, and Duan Jinnian turned pale instantly:
"Is it really so bad that you want to die? I don't believe you must be talking about it—"
"No, it has nothing to do with rotten eggs, can you stop talking about it?" Jiang Weihe interrupted Duan Jinnian impatiently, "I think we just traveled through souls, but we are still in the original world, you come to this world What were you doing before? Are you sleeping?"
Duan Jinnian folded his eyebrows:
"Looks like... I took a nap in the RV."
"I also slept in the hotel, and I crossed over as soon as I woke up, so although this body is 'me', it is not the body of my original world, so I have a bold idea," Jiang Weihe A little excited and a little nervous, "The human soul is unique, and the body is just a container for the soul. If I break the container for the soul in this world, then my soul should return to the original world."
"I disagree with your point of view," Duan Jinnian retorted seriously, "I think this is a parallel universe, and the 'Jiang Weihe' in this world also has an independent soul. If you destroy the 'Jiang Weihe' in this world Container', you went back, what about the other 'Jiang Weihe'? Where is he going?"
Jiang Weihe was incredible:
"But this, this is just fanfiction? Don't you also say that it's all fake?"
"I think—" Duan Jinnian changed the topic and said sincerely, "I don't want it, what if I really die? Then I can't go back and I can only die for you."
"...That's right."
"So, cherish life." Duan Jinnian nodded in relief.
"Stay away from gay women." Jiang Weihe no longer has worldly desires.
For the sake of life and health, the two decided to rely on takeaways to survive in the future.
After lunch, Jiang Weihe found a hair clipper to shave his head. Duan Jinnian leaned against the door and looked at it quite curiously:
"I don't think I've seen you cut your hair."
"Because it doesn't fit."
Jiang Weihe's facial features are relatively soft, commonly known as male and female appearance. A few years ago, he quickly appeared in the mixed portraits of various ancient costume beauties because of his glance back in a costume drama, and he became popular for a while, but It is also because of this indistinguishable appearance that Jiang Weihe's acting is greatly restricted.It’s outrageous that a male actor is prettier than an actress. The audience said that what we want to see is a handsome male lead and a cute female lead, not two girls having sex on the big screen!
"All right."
Jiang Weihe touched his head, he didn't shave it too short, otherwise he would look silly.
"No, it's pretty pretty." Duan Jinnian said.
"It doesn't matter, it's better than that dog eating bangs."
In fact, it is quite comfortable to shave in summer, and the wind blows through the scalp is quite cool. No wonder people who are lovelorn want to cut their hair. After cutting their hair, they will really feel better.
After finishing the hairstyle, Jiang Weihe and Duan Jinnian replayed the plot of this fan art from the beginning.Duan Jinnian confessed to Jiang Weihe that he saw this article on Weibo. The author posted many chapters in the form of pictures. He only clicked to read the first few chapters, and then skipped directly to the last chapter .
"What's the difference between eating fish and only eating fish heads and tails!"
"Because it doesn't look like you."
"Right! I think so too!" Jiang Weihe burst into tears and held Duan Jinnian's hand tightly. It turns out that there is a real empathy in the world. Who is it?"
"Well, this kind is called OOC."
"What is an OOC?"
Jiang Weihe knows that there are a lot of "black words" among fans: for example, TV dramas adapted from Tanmei novels are called "going to the sea"; Confused.Of course, this is just a superficial "black language" at the entry level. If you add "YYDS", "U1S1" and "KSWL" such mysterious letters from the East, the difficulty of reading and translating will double.
"OutOfCharacter is doing behavior that doesn't fit this character. Theoretically speaking, the 'Duan Jinnian' in this world is also OOC."
"why?"
Jiang Weihe thinks that the Duan Jinnian of this world is also quite good to him, but it is a bit OOC to say so. It turns out that the Duan Jinnian of the world would not treat him so well.
"Because it is impossible for me to be admitted to Peking University." Duan Jinnian has an extremely accurate self-awareness positioning.
"Professional," Jiang Weihe cupped his hands towards Duan Jinnian, "I still have a question."
"Ok?"
"Why do you read fanfiction?"
Most afraid of the sudden quietness of the air, the two looked at each other for a while, Duan Jinnian silently looked away, and Jiang Weihe wisely did not continue to ask.
Jiang Weihe reasonably suspects that Duan Jinnian himself is also taking CP.
At the beginning, the number of people who ate "Mixue Ice City" was extremely large, covering a wide range of social industries. Jiang Weihe's younger sister, assistant lady, and even the female stars Jiang Weihe had worked with all asked him for "Mixue Ice City". "Two-person group photo TO sign, the most frequent occurrences are "Michelle Ice City szd" and "Michelle Ice City students four".
Even Jiang Weihe thinks "Mixue Ice City" is very touching - this is the reason why he accepted the script, although he is talking about the pure, flawless and earth-shattering socialist brotherhood, but it does not prevent everyone from saying "Mixue" "Ice City" is love.
Some "Snow Kings" were licking and licking, and they licked the real CP as soon as they turned the steering wheel.In fact, the characters of "Mixue Bingcheng" and "Hundred Years of Good River" are completely opposite in character. In Jiang Weihe's view, these are two pairs of CPs, but they seem to be the same group of people, so he feels very unbelievable , and every "Master of Ceremonies" swears, more sure than Jiang Weihe that "Hundred Years Good River" must be true, they are definitely doi!I'm the cracked mattress I testify I'm the crumbling bed board I testify I'm under their bed I listened to the whole show I testify!
...Forget it, as long as everyone is happy.
Jiang Weihe raised his feet at Duan Jinnian's house for three days, during which time Shen Yu cared about him very much and kept saying that he would come to visit him and bring his homework to Jiang Weihe by the way.Because Shen Yu was so enthusiastic, Jiang Weihe couldn't bear to refuse, so after obtaining Duan Jinnian's consent, he sent the address to Shen Yu.
In order to avoid complications, Jiang Weihe hoped that Duan Jinnian would avoid him. Duan Jinnian agreed to such an unreasonable and harsh request, which moved Jiang Weihe a little.
In the original world, Shen Yu and Jiang Weihe were classmates in college, and their personality was that of the silly son of a landlord. He is a typical second-generation person who is stupid, rich and wealthy. Surprisingly, Jiang Weihe got along very well. When the two were at school Often go to auditions together.Shen Yu's appearance and temperament belong to the sunny and handsome type of the big brother next door, so it is easier to find a role. Shen Yu is currently a star hovering between the second and third tiers, and he is still a bit worse than the first tier.
"Wow! Old Jiangniu, you really hide it. No wonder you never ask me to pay back the money. So you are so rich! From now on, you will be my biological father who has no blood relationship!"
Shen Yu jumped up and down in Duan Jinnian's house, like a chicken just out of the cage, Jiang Weihe was praised a little guilty:
"Uh, this isn't my house, it's my friend's. I injured my foot and stayed at his house temporarily."
Jiang Weihe didn't dare to pretend to be so aggressive, Shen Yu rolled his eyes, leaned into Jiang Weihe's ear and whispered:
"Is this the rich wife's house you mentioned?"
"……what?!"
Jiang Weihe was at a loss: what rich woman?Wouldn't it be the 'Jiang Weihe' of this world who was taken care of by a rich woman?
"Oh yes, I forgot that you lost your memory," Shen Yu said seriously, "You told me before that there was a rich woman who took care of you, and she gave you all the money. Is this her home? "
"Uh, yes, yes."
Jiang Weihe was shocked, can this be said?This high school student Jiang Weihe is really good——wait a minute, something is wrong, with his current size, what kind of rich woman would fall in love with him? !Where is this a rich woman? This is a Bodhisattva, right? !This rich woman must hope that the project will send him to help the poor!
Either Jiang Weihe, a high school student, or Shen Yu, one of them must have lied, but Shen Yu's reaction didn't look like a fake, and he didn't need to lie to himself, so Jiang Weihe quickly changed the subject:
"What do you want to drink? I'll get it for you."
"Oh, why are you being polite with me? By the way, I brought you my homework. I'll put it in your room for you."
"Thank you, I'll just let it go."
"It's inconvenient for you to walk now. Let me help you. It's very heavy." Shen Yu shook his schoolbag. The schoolbag was almost motionless, and it became heavy when he looked at it. "This is all your homework."
Jiang Weihe couldn't hold back Shen Yu, so he could only lead Shen Yu upstairs step by step.
"Lao Jiang, this house is a bit strange. How can there be only one bedroom in such a big house?"
——Good question, I also want to know, please ask the author for me, Jiang Weihe made up a reason casually:
"Maybe rich people like to have one bedroom and one living room and enjoy luxury."
"Hmm, that makes sense."
Shen Yu opened his schoolbag, took out a pile of exercise books and test papers from it, and put them on the table. Jiang Weihe closed his eyes in pain and couldn't bear to read: Now let him write the papers, and I don't know if he can get a double-digit score. point.
After Shen Yu finished his homework, he even took out two apples from his schoolbag, counting them as fruit visits.Then Shen Yu looked around the bedroom, and when he saw the extra large double bed, he showed a cheap smile:
"With such a big bed, waking up from it every morning must be super cool?"
"good."
Jiang Weihe slept with Duan Jinnian every day. Fortunately, the bed was big enough for the two of them to sleep on each side, and it was not as embarrassing as imagined.
"Okay, okay, I'm relieved to see that you're fine, I'll borrow your bathroom to put some water and slip away."
"it is good."
Jiang Weihe subconsciously agreed, and the moment he blurted out, he realized something was wrong: Where did Duan Jinnian hide?Is he-
"and many more!"
When Jiang Weihe turned his head, it was already too late, Duan Jinnian stood in a daze in the open bathroom.
Shen Yu and Duan Jinnian looked at each other, then Shen Yu pointed at Duan Jinnian in disbelief, and Duan Jinnian also pointed at himself innocently.
"You you you..." Shen Yu was so shocked that he lost his language function.
"Me, me, me?" Duan Jinnian spoke in Shen Yu's tone.
Shen Yu said "you" for a long time, and "you" didn't come out, so he turned his finger at Jiang Weihe:
"you!"
Jiang Weihe was surprised when he was pointed at suddenly:
"I?!"
"You actually!"
"I actually..."
"You were actually taken care of by Duan Jinnian's mother!" Shen Yu's words trembled, and he was a little heartbroken, "Then you became Duan Jinnian's little dad?"
……What the hell?
The author has something to say: Duan Jinnian:?take advantage of me
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