Embrace the OOC fanfiction with the business target

"Is it going a little too fast and we should start with holding hands—"

Then Jiang Weihe's eyes were covered by Duan Jinnian, and the bedside lamp suddenly went dark. Duan Jinnian stopped and lay back down again, asking suspiciously:

"What holding hands? I didn't hear you speaking too fast."

"...No, why are you covering my eyes?"

Jiang Weihe raised his volume unconsciously, trying to hide his overly loud heartbeat with a guilty conscience.

"Sudden darkness and sudden light can both cause damage to the retina, so it's best to close your eyes first."

"Why didn't you say that before that?"

"You were already asleep at this time before, go to sleep, it's late."

It seems that Duan Jinnian fell asleep, but Jiang Weihe was embarrassed to supervise Jiejie, losing precious sleep this night.

It's ridiculous to say that the moment Duan Jinnian covered his palm, Jiang Weihe's first reaction was to close his eyes when kissing.Isn't it just to turn off the bedside lamp? It's not like Duan Jinnian has no mouth, so he just asks himself to help him turn it off. The more Jiang Weihe thinks about it, the more aggrieved he becomes. Call Duan Jinnian:

"Xiao Duan, Xiao Duan, are you asleep?"

It was Duan Jinnian's even shallow breathing that answered Jiang Weihe. Jiang Weihe was worried and called out twice:

"Xiao Duan? Xiao-Duan--"

"ZZZZ..."

Really fell asleep, pig head one.Jiang Weihe stared at Duan Jinnian for a while in the dark, and the more he looked at it, the more ridiculous he felt: How could this person——be so good-looking? !It made him lose his temper. Duan Jinnian is so handsome that he is too blind. It is easy for people to follow his five senses. People can have trouble with a handsome guy or a handsome guy, but it is really difficult to get along with a peerless handsome guy. make life difficult for.

Jiang Weihe judged the sleeping Duan Jinnian word by word:

"You deliberately."

After speaking, Jiang Weihe angrily yanked the quilt towards him, and fell asleep with his back to Duan Jinnian.

At the same time, Duan Jinnian silently opened his eyes in the dark, staring at the back of Jiang Weihe's head in a daze.

After a week of hard training, Jiang Weihe was finally able to complete a set of inter-class exercises.

As we all know, inter-class exercises are a group of demons dancing wildly. The more boys in the back row, the harder it is to do it well. It is easy to turn into a fight while doing it, and it is easy to lose control of the scene for a while.

Shen Yu is taller than Jiang Weihe, and he stands behind Jiang Weihe in the class exercise queue, and always kicks Jiang Weihe's ass when doing kicking exercises, which makes Jiang Weihe stick his ass up every time, making Shen Yu He couldn't kick it, so Jiang Weihe was charged several times by the supervisor for "pretending to be a butt and tender boy", and he died unjustly.

In order to avenge the shame, Jiang Weihe took the preemptive action today and arrived at the practice point faster than Shen Yu, taking Shen Yu's place.Shen Yu came and had a "fierce fight" with him, but in the end he was defeated and lost the right to kick ass.

"Old Jiang, we have been sitting at the same table for three years. God said, we will be husband and wife in the next life. Don't murder your husband."

"Tui! If I marry a woman like you in my next life, I might as well be gay."

"Fuck, it's too hurtful, retract, I give you 2 minutes to retract what you said!"

The radio exercise music sounded, and everyone stood up quickly.

Shen Yu has always been wary that Jiang Weihe would plot against him during the kicking exercise, who knows that Jiang Weihe caught him by surprise and let Shen Yu go through the kicking exercise in fear, and when Shen Yu was doing abdominal and back exercises, he bent over He raised his hand and slapped Shen Yu's butt with a "slap".

Shen Yu immediately turned his head and glared at Jiang Weihe, with the words "I'll kill you when I finish the exercises between classes" clearly written on his face.

Jiang Weihe smacked Shen Yu's butt again with a "slap", and the voice, tsk tsk, was clear and loud, and he still asked without swishing:

"Boss, how do you sell this melon?"

Shen Yu smiled angrily and said:

"Silly boy, of course I bought your dog's life."

As soon as the radio exercise music ended, Jiang Weihe immediately ran wildly, with Shen Yu relentlessly chasing after him.

He fled, he chased, he couldn't fly.

The high school student Jiang Weihe has poor physical strength and short legs. He was caught by Shen Yu within a few steps. The high school student Shen Yu is also about 1.8 meters tall. He grabbed Jiang Weihe's back like an eagle catching a chick. neck, pressed him against a tree, and slapped Jiang Weihe's buttocks violently, making Jiang Weihe scream again and again:

"The world is getting worse and people's hearts are not the same! Ouch! My son beat me! Oh, it hurts, is there any law for me! Oh, it hurts, hurts, don't beat me..."

The girls who passed by were covering their mouths and giggling, and the boys also watched the fun and didn't think it was a big deal. They liked to hear and see the child beating session. The men were still teenagers until they died, but they were good fathers.

Suddenly, there was a small commotion among the crowd, and then Jiang Weihe heard a familiar voice from behind:

"What are you doing?"

Shen Yu also turned his head when he heard the sound, saw that it was Duan Jinnian, and said with a smile:

"We're playing, Lao Jiang's ass, tsk tsk, there's something, why don't you slap it too?"

Jiang Weihe was furious:

"You think I'm a taiko drum, and everyone will come and beat it twice!"

"No," Duan Jinnian refused indifferently, "Have fun."

After finishing speaking, Duan Jinnian left, leaving Jiang Weihe and Shen Yu stunned: Why is Duan Jinnian so weird?It's not about spanking his ass, and showing someone a bad face.

"Wow Lao Jiang, you can actually write mathematics?!" When writing the mathematics practice paper, Shen Yu inadvertently poked his head over to look at Jiang Weihe's paper, and his jaw almost flew out of shock, "Since you can write mathematics, Why don't you go to Peking University?"

"Could it be that I didn't go to Peking University because I didn't like it?" Jiang Weihe sought truth from facts, "I can't write mathematics either, Duan Jinnian taught me."

"Duan Jinnian? Why is it Duan Jinnian again? Why is he so nice to you?" Shen Yu smiled meanly, "Why, are you really his little dad?"

"I've already said it's over," Jiang Weihe caressed Shen Yu's dog's head, "Don't worry, from the past to the future, Dad only has you as his son."

"No, no, no, I'm your good father." Shen Yu took off Jiang Weihe's hand on his head, touched Jiang Weihe's buttocks with his backhand, and rubbed it skillfully, "Let Dad love you love you."

"Screw you!"

"Jiang Weihe! Shen Yu! What are you two doing? If you don't write the paper well, write it over there, over there, over there, unclear, flirting, do you want to both go to the factory to make screws in the future? "

The math teacher was a thin, middle-aged woman, she was full of firepower when she scolded people, causing the whole class to burst into laughter, Shen Yu and Jiang Weihe didn't dare to say anything at all, and let the math teacher help them plan their life and career.

However, Shen Yu's question made Jiang Weihe fall into deep thought: Why is Duan Jinnian so kind to him?

In fact, in the original world, regardless of personal prejudice, Duan Jinnian was not bad to Jiang Weihe, he was a bit indifferent, but every time he gave a gift, he was very careful.

On Jiang Weihe’s birthday last year, Duan Jinnian gave him a pair of diamond goldfish, because Duan Jinnian is a Pisces; Jiang Weihe posted a message in the circle of friends about the release of basketball shoes with a global limit of 200 pairs, with the text: I don’t deserve [ Crying][crying], Jiang Weihe received an anonymous package a week later, and when he opened it, it turned out to be a pair of global limited edition basketball shoes that fit his shoe size. After many inquiries, Jiang Weihe finally found out that it was Duan It was given by Jinnian's studio; for Jiang Weihe's birthday this year, Duan Jinnian gave him a set of professional fishing tackle, because Jiang Weihe said that his hobby is fishing.

Jiang Weihe is a man of temperament, and it doesn't matter to him whether the gift is valuable or not. Jiang Weihe can feel the "intent" of the gift, so he once thought that Duan Jinnian was "careful" for him, so Jiang Weihe Very enthusiastic and unreservedly made friends with Duan Jinnian.

Jiang Weihe has seen too many dark sides in the entertainment industry, and everyone said that there is no true friendship in the entertainment industry, but Jiang Weihe still firmly believes that he and Duan Jinnian can become good friends.

Facts have proved that everything is just Jiang Weihe’s wishful thinking: Duan Jinnian was the one who gave him the diamond goldfish, and Duan Jinnian was the one who treated him lukewarm; Duan Jinnian was the one who gave him professional fishing tackle, and it was Duan Jinnian who let people speak ill of him behind his back.

Alas, human nature is too complicated. In the next life, I should be reborn as a rich woman's cat.

After school, Jiang Weihe was waiting for Duan Jinnian at the school gate. He stood there for a while, and found a girl who had been circling around him since just now, sneaking peeks at him from time to time. If Jiang Weihe looked at her, she would He deliberately looked away, pretending that nothing happened.

Is there another plot to be triggered?Jiang Weihe immediately entered the first-level alert state. The girl was sneaky, her eyes were flickering, and it was obvious that she was going to make trouble.After thinking about it for a while, Jiang Weihe walked to the sidewalk and waited for the bus. The sidewalk is relatively spacious, and the escape route can be more flexible in case of any accident.

The girl also quickly followed, Jiang Weihe took the opportunity to look around, but the flow of people and cars during school hours is really too big, there are people moving all the time, he can't tell who is the girl at all accomplice.

For the umpteenth time, Jiang Weihe asked the author of the same article silently: Obviously this is a campus article, why is his life in dire straits every day?

Finally, the familiar Sao Baohong came into Jiang Weihe's field of vision, giving Jiang Weihe a full sense of security: this dead ghost is here!So Jiang Weihe was about to rush towards Duan Jinnian's car, but was stopped by a girl:

"Jiang Weihe, I have something to tell you, just a few minutes...one minute, just one minute?"

Jiang Weihe stopped, and looked at the girl from head to toe again. She was just an ordinary girl, not too tall, and she didn't look aggressive.

"What's matter?"

"I like you, I have liked you for a long time!" The girl's voice suddenly rose, her face was as red as a steamed crab, "I wanted to tell you only after graduating from the college entrance examination, but I was afraid that I would never find you after the exam ..."

Oh, it turned out to be a confession, Jiang Weihe secretly breathed a sigh of relief, he is used to this kind of situation, don't love me, it doesn't work, there are so many men in the world, all kinds of clouds pass by, sister, you deserve a better man, That man must keep his masculinity.

"Thank you for your liking, but I'm sorry that I can't agree to you, because I only have one thing in my heart now, and that is - learn! Learn!"

Jiang Weihe spoke eloquently and convincingly, with a desire for knowledge written all over his face.The girl was taken aback, and suddenly covered her face and wailed loudly. Jiang Weihe was frightened, and hurriedly took out a tissue from his schoolbag to wipe the girl's tears. It's been a year now, and he looked at this scene with a dazed expression:

"what happened?"

"It's okay, it's okay, don't cry, don't cry, what a big deal, there's nothing worth crying for a stinky man."

Jiang Weihe tried his best to comfort the girl, but the girl kept crying, Jiang Weihe was desperate, and cast an earnest look at Duan Jinnian for help, Duan Jinnian returned Jiang Weihe's "OJBK" look, and said:

"It's useless for you to cry, because Jiang Weihe likes men."

Jiang Weihe was confused on the spot: I asked you to come out for me, didn't I ask you to come out for me? !

The author has something to say: Old Shen, I drop pistachios