Tsundere baby

Some people say that the lack of a head is because they were bitten by a dog when they were still in the mother's womb, and they were not vaccinated against rabies.When he was born, he was missing a piece of his brain, and according to Ye Shiwen, Leng Minglang hadn't been vaccinated against rabies and was trapped by a door when he was born.

When Leng Minglang returned to the store, Han Ya was sitting on the sofa resting, seeing Leng Minglang and Ye Shiwen coming back, she stood up quickly.

"Are you finished talking?"

"Ye Shiwen is a horse. What do you like about him? Qian is still in love with his penis."

"Ding Ding?" Han Ya looked at Leng Minglang suspiciously. What kind of thing is this? She hasn't even seen it before. How can she love it?

"Well, forget it if you don't know, these clothes are very expensive, don't you know that this guy is a student? He came to such an expensive place."

"If he doesn't have the capital, then what can he use to catch me?" Han Ya was very casual, and casually glanced at Ye Shiwen who was standing beside her. Still not ripe oranges.

"Hey, you're blatantly stealing money." How can someone say it so openly, and directly say that he is doing it for money, which is too straightforward.

"Isn't that the answer you want? If I didn't say that, you'd be talking a lot. In fact, the poisonous tongue is just to cover up some of your shortcomings,"

"..."

What's this?Leng Minglang turned suspiciously to look at Ye Shiwen who was holding back his laughter.

"Haha, never underestimate women, sometimes they are much more powerful." Ye Shiwen moved to Leng Minglang's side and whispered.It was the first time he saw Leng Minglang's deflated expression.Although this woman knew she wasn't the Jiao Didi kind, she didn't expect to be like this.

"Yeah, it's amazing, you're still very happy, aren't you?"

Leng Minglameihua rolled his eyes, "Auntie's house is an immature fruit, but you are already ripe, so you can't stay on the tree."

"It's okay, what he likes now is sibling love, and what he wants is to be loved by his sister." Han Ya smiled very calmly, and said that she always didn't care about Leng Minglang's changing ways. It's still the same if you don't get angry.

"Even so, Auntie, you should take care of it. Look at the wrinkles."

"That's why I caught up with your friend, otherwise how would I take care of it?"

"..." Well, he has nothing to say. Trees need shame and people need skin. This person has a thicker and vicious skin than anyone else. Even if he said something, he would probably be refuted by the other party without blushing. .

"A popular saying on the Internet is that if you walk too coquettishly, you will fall, and if you are too strenuous, you will lose your waist. Look at your waist."

"Well, it's here."

Leng Minglang looked at Ye Shiwen full of disappointment, feeling for whom is he doing this for? This guy is still gloating here.

This friend is really a waste of time, a waste of affection.

"Okay, Han Ya, don't fight with him anymore. Leng Minglang, your poisonous snake kung fu has long been famous all over the world. Han Ya knows that you are my friend, so she is prepared in advance."

"Hello, I didn't expect you to really get excited when you see a woman. There are countless women in the world. Do you want to talk about every one of them?"

"Cooperating with you to play me, tell you that only people who I don't like will say a few words, and I won't say a few words if I like it."

Leng Minglang was a little unhappy, feeling cheated, completely forgetting that he was the one who ran over.He pursed his lips and was about to leave, but was stopped by Ye Shiwen.

"Okay, can I be wrong? What do you want to eat? I'll treat you to apologize."

"Is one meal enough? I have lost a lot of brain cells." I looked up at the sky.

"Five meals."

"make a deal."

Leng Minglang quickly lay on Ye Shiwen's body, even making faces at Hanya.

"The relationship between the two of you is really good. If I didn't know it, I would have thought you were in that kind of relationship." Han Ya smiled and looked at the two of them. She had never seen them before at this age.

"Don't worry, he's not my cup of tea. I'll always love that one, right?" Leng Minglang winked at Ye Shiwen beside him, which was called charming.

"Yes, you have been adopted."

"I'm sorry for those guys, do you need to buy anything?"

……

The eyes of the three turned to the clerk next to them at the same time. After a long silence, Leng Minglang coughed and walked to the door to look at the trash can in the corridor.

"That wrapped this glove." Han Ya casually pointed to a pair of gloves next to her.

"Swipe your card."

Ye Shiwen directly took out the card to the clerk, then walked to Leng Minglang and looked at the trash can.

"Your card, I was going to buy clothes, but how do I remember that this store didn't release gloves? Could it be the latest model?"

"The clerk brought it himself, so put it there."

Walking leisurely, Leng Minglang spoke absent-mindedly.

…… Han Ya stopped in her tracks, "Then should I take it back and exchange it? I spent so much money."

"That person just now said that once sold, there will be no return." Ye Shiwen asked the sky speechlessly, looking at the bag in Han Ya's hand, she felt a sudden pain in her flesh.