Prince of the Red Chamber wins rebirth

The painful recruit career began. I thought it would be a matter of a few days. When the person on the stage opened his mouth, Wang Zisheng's eyelids twitched. It was really not good, and he felt enough hostility. I like the children of the family like myself.

"I'm surnamed Zuo, Zuo Xiang, surname Zhenggang, native of Shandong, and a servant of the sage, who is not afraid of heaven and earth, and I tell you guys clearly, I hope you all get out together, and the province will affect the team in the future and lose the battle. "

Standing in the crowd, Wang Zisheng heard people talking about it. This is too disrespectful to others. If it sounds so ugly, it seems that he is here to make trouble. Of course, most of them come here with a gilded mentality. Yes, go to the battlefield and get a vote, which is enough to last half of your life, and you can sell it, and you will have the capital to brag to others in the future. It is estimated that no one will think so, here are just slogans, and they will be heard by the emperor when they go to the Golden Luan Hall.But it was a bit of a slap in the face to lift the fig leaf so nakedly and say it openly.

There are people who can't see the situation clearly and are so crazy that they have no boundaries.For example, this greasy-haired and pink-faced son, who didn't even put on his clothes, didn't forget to take out a fan, and fanned, "Don't be so crazy, I'm not your big soldier, I'm here to work for my life." Yes." Pointing to himself, "Look clearly, I am from the Shoushanbo family, and my ancestors are heroes who have fought the world with Taizu Taizong." Then pointing to Zuo Xiang, "You are just a mud leg, or Be honest, and save yourself from kneeling down and admitting your mistakes to the uncle in the future, and you won't be able to enter the gate."

A group of friends and friends who were walking close together booed together, and some said: "If Dai Neixiang, who went out together with the Holy Majesty, hadn't rewarded a steamed bun, he would have starved to death a long time ago, and he dared to come here to play wild."

The smart people distanced themselves from these reckless guys, and moved quietly. When Wang Zisheng moved back, he accidentally rubbed against the person next to him. He saw that the other party was also aiming at the prince. Sheng Wei smiled, this is not the guy who slept with him, but he is cute.When I met yesterday, it was Xu Guangren, who seemed to be a clerk, but I didn't know who it was.

Obviously these dandies didn't do their homework well, this Zuo Xiang is not so easy to get along with.Seeing that the people on the stage didn't talk nonsense, they chopped off the troublemakers directly, and the blood gushed out from the neck, like a goddess scattering flowers, splashing the blood of the people in front, there was that timid person who couldn't bear it at that time. I fainted, and the one who trembled and peed his pants was at least quiet, and no one commented on this matter.

Obviously, his own life is more important.

Zuo Xiang looked at the people in the school grounds, and he was satisfied, and said loudly: "From today on, I will be your coach, which means that you are all under my control. If you are not convinced, you can, and it will save trouble. Just leave, I will take care of you." This side directly replaces people to fill your vacancies; if you are too tired to dislike it, that's okay, just send the young masters back home, and I will definitely not embarrass you. "

For a while, everyone began to think about it, and a few people who couldn't bear it stood up and were politely sent away.There are also some who were not firm and vacillating. Seeing that they have role models, they also stood up and left.All of a sudden, one-third of the people left the school grounds, which seemed much more empty.

Zuo Xiang looked at it, and said with satisfaction: "I'm a rough person, I like straightforward people, not like everyone who is crooked, and those who don't know think it's a girl." Pulling his neck, he shouted: "Is there anyone left yet? Hurry up and get reprimanded." As he spoke, he waved the whip in his hand, and it slapped.

By noon, half of the people had left. Wang Zisheng looked at the backs of those who left with envy. It would be great if he could avoid this lunatic left.

Fortunately, the lunatic on the left was finally tired of tossing around. With a wave of his hand, he re-divided everyone into tents, and then said to the adjutant beside him, "Give them two meat dishes at noon, which is considered a welcome." The facial expression made everyone's teeth itch with hatred, this is to send off beggars.

But when the lunch was served, Wang Zisheng was a little speechless. Is this for human food?There are ten people at a table, and the dishes are served in thick porcelain bowls. Inside the bowl is a large piece of fat meat and a pile of unknown things. It's a black mass, and I can't tell what it is, especially it can smell a sour smell, which is disgusting. It's something that people eat, and people may not even feed it to dogs.

Fortunately, there is no requirement to finish eating. Wang Zisheng just made a point and touched the rice with chopsticks. Almost everyone is like this. No one will really eat, but they leave in no hurry. They are all people who have experienced in the officialdom. It is completely possible to laugh and talk about the rumors, and there is no meal at all, but it is still extremely lively.

But Wang Zisheng soon regretted it, because he spent the whole afternoon standing up, with full armor, and then took the spear. The spear was required to be one foot off the ground. Appreciating the cane is simply miserable.In less than half an hour, Wang Zisheng felt that his arms were getting heavier and heavier, and he was sore and sleepy. After that, he felt uncomfortable all over his body, especially the helmet, which was so heavy that his head could not straighten up, and his neck was sore. There is a feeling of shrinking back.The armor of the whole body probably weighs more than 30 catties, which is still light. I heard that the armor of the general is a full 45 catties.Wang Zisheng complained in his heart that the Qinglong Yanyue knife of the second master Guan was said to weigh 82 catties, which was definitely exaggerated by later generations.

Wang Zisheng tried his best to divert his attention, trying to numb himself and make himself forget how tired he was. His arms were already shaking and he couldn't hold them anymore.Some people in the team couldn't hold it anymore and passed out straight up. The sound was absolutely earth-shattering, but few dared to look around at will. After all, rattan is as unreasonable as its owner.

At the end of the day, Wang Zisheng only felt that this body was no longer his own. When he smelled the food, he was so happy. Whoever made the right arm can't do it anymore, and the left hand uses the chopsticks clumsily, and it's not bad if it gets caught in the bowl three times out of ten.

After the meal, I didn’t care about it anymore, and went straight back to the tent and fell asleep. As for whether it was ten old men crowded together, there was a strong manly smell in the air all the time, and the hard bed boards did not take off. Under the clothes, this is not a problem.

On the second day, it was repeated mechanically again, and the vines were repeated again and again, in exchange for the deep memory of the soul.Wang Zisheng felt that if he forgot his surname in the future, he would never forget the taste of rattan.

After half a month of tempering, Wang Zisheng has darkened a lot and lost a lot of weight, but his whole body has become leaner, standing there is more imposing, with a faint murderous look, it seems that he has been completely reborn.

Wang Zisheng, who thought this was the end, found one thing, that is, the left lunatic didn't seem to want to end like this. A group of people started the life of sleeping in the horse pen. , you try to live in a stable with air leakage on all sides for a month, the taste and feeling are simply indescribable, and it is said that Tatars grew up on horseback, and they can walk and ride horses, When a horse flicks its tail, it knows what the horse thinks. The most important way and the only way to understand the horse's thinking better than the horse is to get along day and night and make love with each other for a long time.

During the day, I have to deal with all kinds of troubles from the left lunatic, and at night, I have to cuddle with the horse, clean the stables, feed the horse, and bathe the horse. Not so good, unfortunately, you have to start all over again.Two months passed, only one out of ten people remained, and the entire school grounds seemed extremely empty, in stark contrast to the bustling scene at the beginning.

When Wang Zisheng saw Crazy Zuo again, he felt as if he had survived, and then he could stand upright here, with his head held high and his chest held high, arrogance to everything.

Crazy Zuo looked at the people below, and said, "When we met for the first time, someone from Zuo already said that people who want to eat and wait to die should not be in front of Mr. Zuo; He is a truly ruthless person, and only those who are ruthless to themselves can be ruthless to Tatars." Patting his chest, "Since you have passed the first level, then you will be the soldiers of Zuo in the future, and stay together for a long time , I know, I am not that kind of hypocritical person, as long as you put your heart into it, you will definitely be promoted to honor and honor your ancestors."

Tears welled up in the eyes of everyone who spoke in one sentence, and they finally got through it, so they don't have to worry about packing up and leaving. In an instant, a group of people hugged the person standing next to them and celebrated each other.The whole school grounds were boiling, this time Crazy Zuo finally did not spoil the scenery, but said aloud about the food and wine, a group of people drank in large bowls, ate meat in large pieces, each of them was bold and unrestrained. Headache, unable to walk in a straight line.

In the afternoon, Zuo Crazy called the remaining 34 people together and said: "Actually, in people's eyes, the army has already reached the foot of Yinshan Mountain, and now they are confronting each other. They are not still in the capital." He said, where did those eliminated people go, and when he thought about the usual style of Zuo Madman, his face turned pale, could it be... .As soon as he raised his head, he met the half-smile expression of Zuo Madman.

The author has something to say: Everyone come!On the bloody battlefield, our desert dungeon has officially started, everyone is eager to sign up to participate!Provide a name or something, there are decent ones, there are villains.There was the khan of the Tatars, the general.There are also generals from Wang Zisheng's children's shoes, as well as comrades-in-arms, military advisers, pig teammates, tricks, soy sauce... .

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