Lu Tianqi didn't know how the last absurd game ended, because his whole mind was on Ji Ruchu. He felt that Ji Ruchu became a little strange at night, but after cleaning up the two men and women Changed back to the original, continue to bark fangs and claws to death Tsundere stupid stupid.

For example now:

Ji Ruchu saw that weird nephew who just molested him——Zhao Guyu, who was standing in a small boat at this moment, beaming with joy, not knowing what to say to the pretty girls on the other boat, who were caught by He covered his mouth and laughed, leaning forward and backward while laughing, and from time to time he lightly hammered the guy's chest with his small powder fist, rather than hitting him, it was more like flirting! ! !

That guy Zhao Guyu was like a playboy gently stroking the little hand of the beautiful woman, and the atmosphere of the crowd was ambiguous and happy, with pink bubbles floating.

This picture stimulates the single Wang Jiruchu who has been single for 20 years and has been rejected by countless girls and won the Lifetime Achievement Award of the No.That!No!flat!Heng!

this!Absolutely!wall!No!able!Tolerate!Ji Ruchu gritted his teeth word by word in his heart.

Ma Dan!Why can I be molested by your little uncle while I was sulking there, but you can moleste beautiful women here?

Zhao Guyu, just wait for me! !I am coming! ! !

Good and evil will be rewarded eventually, the way of heaven is good to reincarnate

If you don't believe me, look up, who will the heavens spare?

Hahaha, Zhao Guyu, your time of death has come, and I will destroy you on behalf of God Lu! !

"First mate, let's set sail, let's take a small boat with two oars and face the waves to kill the dragon, head towards the dark demon king Zhao Guyu, and rescue those beautiful princesses who were kidnapped by the dragon!" After finishing speaking, Ji Ruchuyi Stepping on the side of the ship, I fantasized that I was Jack Sparrow commanding the Black Pearl to ride the wind and waves on the sea...

Lu · chief mate · Tianqi "..."

"Mate Lu, take the anchor, take the helm, Yang Fan, head towards ten o'clock!!" Captain Ji Jack Sparrow Ruchu was full of pride.

Lu · chief mate · Tianqi "..."

Looking at the entire "Black Pearl" which was crude and only had sculls left, Mate Lu kindly did not interrupt Captain Ji's heroic mood. "Through the "strait" and "hidden reef", I arrived at the sea area where the evil dragon Zhao Guyu is located.

"Zhao Guyu, die!" Ji Ruchu jumped up from the boat and rushed towards Zhao Guyu who was on the boat next to him.

Zhao Guyu, who was chatting with a beautiful woman, heard someone calling him from behind, and looked back to the source of the sound, only to see Ji Ruchu rushing towards him like a small steel cannon being fired, and the Master Xueshen who was behind him was nervous. Shouting brokenly, "Zhao Guyu, catch my wife! Otherwise I'll beat you to death!!"

At the critical moment, Zhao Evil Dragon Guyu hugged Ji Xiaogangpao Ruchu by relying on the conditioned reflexes he had learned from playing baseball for many years, and after Ji Xiaogangpao Ruchu successfully launched himself onto the dragon, He launched a cruel and horrific retaliation against him:

Ji Ruchu rode his legs on Zhao Guyu's waist and leaned against Zhao Guyu with his upper body. While pinching Zhao Guyu's handsome face that has attracted the hearts of countless girls, he said angrily, "I let you entertain me, let you tease me, See if I don't kill you" Let you chat with beautiful women without calling me!This is the most important point! !

After finishing speaking, he pinched Zhao Guyu's cheeks vigorously, making you always pinch my face, I will let you pinch!Let you pinch! !Hmph, you are in my hands today, hmph, Ji Ruchu thought proudly.

"Are you afraid?" Ji Ruchu arrogantly looked at Zhao Guyu whose face was pinched red.

Zhao Guyu was a little funny in his heart, pinching his face hurts, but he still pretended to be scared, and said pitifully to Ji Ruchu who was riding on his waist, "I'm afraid, I'm so scared, officials, even if I'm here, I don't dare." Sir, please spare the slave family this time." After saying that, Zhao Guyu pretended to wipe away two handfuls of tears that didn't exist at all, and looked at Ji Ruchu pitifully.

Satisfied, Ji Ruchu jumped off Zhao Guyu's body, and Captain Ji, who had avenged Shu Shu's molestation, was about to perform another aerial trapeze, and continued rushing back to Xueshen's boat, when suddenly he inadvertently watched Taking a glance, he found that Zhao Guyu was continuing to chat and laugh with the beauty unrepentantly.

Ji Ruchu, who found out that he was deceived by Zhao Guyu's crocodile tears, was furious, and thought of what he thought was the most vicious method.

So Ji Ruchu quickly rushed to the stern of the boat, looked affectionately at Zhao Guyu who was standing at the bow for a second, and then smiled coolly, the smile was particularly permeating.

Then, the whole person jumped up gently, because the boat is on the water, so when one end is empty and the other end is heavy, the heavy end of the boat will sink into the water, so, in the end, avoid getting your shoes in the water Zhao Guyu quickly took off, while Ji Ruchu, who was already falling in the air, sank his face, and jumped again when he handed over the boat plank, and Zhao Guyu, who jumped up from the boat plank and fell in the air, was about to jump again. …

However, in the eyes of everyone, the situation of the two is like this;

Zhao Guyu jumped, and the boat sank toward Ji Ruchu like a seesaw, Ji Ruchu jumped, and the boat sank toward Zhao Guyu again, the two of them seemed to be playing a seesaw game where you finish dancing and I jump again. You played high one time, next time I played high, this time you played high again, next time I play high, one person once, it's fair.

The crowd watching the two play the seesaw on the water "...".

Seeing his future daughter-in-law revealing his IQ once again, the god of learning "..."

Ji Ruchu, who found himself the butt of everyone's joke, became even more irritable, jumping up and down like a small ball!bomb!bomb! ! !

Zhao Guyu was thrown pitifully like a sandbag!Get bombed!Get bombed! ! !

Ji Ruchu was extremely angry, that's what he thought, he must throw that bad silver bullet that framed him in dire straits many times into the water, so he jumped on the boat even harder, bouncing and bouncing, more like a cat Round and round, fat glutinous rice balls bouncing desperately on the water

Bouncing, bouncing away crow's feet! ! !

Bouncing, bouncing away Zhao Guyu! ! !

So after playing desperately for a while, Ji Tuan was tired of bullets, seeing that Zhao Tuan had not been shot into the water, and he had no strength to play again, so he was sad, thinking that he could no longer defeat that evil Zhao Tuanzi, It was sad, it shed tears, it exhausted its last strength, jumped into the arms of the handsome Tuanzi King Lu Tuanzi, begging for comfort and comfort.

The handsome Wangwanglu Tuanzi comforted him gently and hugged him.

Then when Ji Ruchu was begging for comfort in the arms of the God of Learning, because there was no one on the other side of the boat to balance the weight, the boat sank towards Zhao Guyu, Zhao Guyu with a dull face slowly sank into the water, The water covered Zhao Guyu's ankles, his legs, his waist, and his head. When he finally entered the water, his expression was dull.

Looking at this scene, Ji Ruchu buried his face in Xueshen's chest and laughed so hard that tears came out.

Lu Tianqi patted his wife's head, regardless of Zhao Guyu's life or death, and slowly leaned towards the shore, and then they walked hand in hand to the hotel where they slept at night.

While slowly sinking into the icy water, Zhao Guyu came to his senses after choking on a mouthful of water, and hurriedly swam to the shore, pawing his hands on the moss-covered smooth boulders on the shore, brushing his wet bangs with his hands, helplessly Smiled, it seems that the second child who has always been easy to bully can't be bullied recently.

In the end Zhao Guyu was completely laid out on the shore, and because there was no one around because it was late at night, he had no image at all.

Suddenly, a pair of white and slender hands appeared in front of him, Zhao Guyu followed the pair of beautiful hands and looked at the owner of the hands.

It was an exceptionally beautiful young man, with extremely delicate facial features, like the most perfect facial features carved out by an artist, his eyes were shining like glass, with all kinds of lights inside, extremely beautiful, but his expression was extremely cold, like hoarfrost in late autumn , cold and chill.

Zhao Guyu lived up to his kindness and let the pretty boy pull him up. The pretty boy glanced at his wet clothes and motioned Zhao Guyu to follow him.

Not guarded at all, Zhao Guyu followed him to a small yard and entered a room. Zhao Guyu looked around and saw that the surrounding decorations were extremely simple. There was only one table, one bed, and one chair in the whole room. , a teapot, and a teacup.

He looked at the handsome young man in front of him who didn't look like a real person. The beautiful boy was wearing washed white jeans and a blue and white plaid shirt, and the beautiful boy was looking at him for a moment.

Because the atmosphere was a bit awkward, Zhao Guyu cleared his throat and said, "What's your name, please?"

The boy did not speak,

"Are you speechless?" Zhao Guyu thought he was dumb and couldn't speak, so asked him cautiously.

After waiting for a long time, the pretty boy still didn't speak. Just when Zhao Guyu thought he couldn't get an answer

A pleasant sound like the collision of jade pendants is as clear and cool as "Bai Shuang Jiang"

"Your name is Bai Shuangjiang?" Zhao Guyu reacted

The boy didn't speak again, but just looked at him fixedly.

Eleven o'clock, in the hotel.

"You said Zhao Guyu didn't know how to stay in the hotel so late, maybe he was hooked by some goblin?" Fang Lin paced back and forth in the suite, and turned to ask the master of learning who was coaxing his wife to sleep. .

Lu Tianqi threw out three words "I don't know" without looking up

I said you can't look up at me, your daughter-in-law has been under your nose all day and can't escape, Fang Lin looked helpless.

After a while, Zhao Guyu came back from the outside with a full face, and saw two people sitting on the sofa.

Xueshen and Fang Linzheng looked at him full of curiosity, and especially wanted to know the activities of Zhao Guyu, who had left the group activities, from the time he left the team to when he came back

Zhao Guyu "..."

Then he reached out and drove the two of them to sleep like ducks.

The two "didn't hear the gossip, so happy!"

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