111 Dormitory Group Recruitment Plan

Hmph, anyone who disturbs other people's relationship should be burned to death! ! !Lord Xueshen glared at the two people who were curled up opposite, his eyes were full of warning.

The two people on the opposite side were already desperate for this scumbag who had forgotten his friends, so they quickly thought of a way, what if this sly-eyed man really wanted to kidnap and sell them?

Fang Lin glanced at Ji Ruchu, who was obediently staying in the arms of Xueshen licking the lollipop in the starry sky, and said helplessly, "Now we are in a confined space, and there are people outside who are trying to kidnap you, what should you do?" ?”

Ji Ruchu had a look on your face that you were really stupid, "Shout loudly, the god of learning is here, and he will naturally run away in fright"

Lu Tianqi "..." Daughter-in-law, dare I be more terrifying than a kidnapper in your heart?

Fang Lin "..." This is not a university town, not everyone knows a god of learning who is more terrifying than kidnappers...

Zhao Guyu looked at the group of people who were unreliable and still chatting, and hated iron and steel in a low voice, "Stop chatting! Hurry up! Call! Call! Report! Police! Report! Police! Report! Police! Police! Police! Police, police, police!!!”

After Zhao Guyu finished speaking, he found that everyone looked at him like an idiot.

Zhao Guyu "..." How could I say no!right!!You idiots who don't even care about being kidnapped when the sky is falling! ! !

Fang Lin glanced at him like an idiot, and called Li Zhao.

"Hey, brother Li Zhao, I'm here," the boss said calmly

"Where are you now?" Li Zhao asked

"A place I don't know, my roommates and I should have been kidnapped," Fang Lin said quickly in a low voice.Zhao Guyu next to him anxiously lip-synced to him and said the key points! ! !Then he glanced in the direction of the driver's seat with a vigilant face, well, he should not have been heard.

Li Zhao, who was drinking with his group of ex-special forces brothers with his mobile phone, suddenly changed his face, "Wait, I'll check the location for you right away, you should protect yourself!"

Li Zhao immediately called the military area and asked them to check the location of number 01145, because Fang Lin received a wristwatch on his birthday, which has a global positioning function, and the distance error does not exceed 1cm. The purpose is to protect him, but I didn't expect to use it today.

One minute later, Li Zhao received a reply from the technical soldier: 1 is at the junction of Rainbow Avenue and Shengan Avenue in the St. Ann area, and is moving forward at a wonderful speed of two meters, and the communication of 01145 is in a smooth state.

Hearing that Li Zhao, the former squadron leader of the Special Forces Brigade, who has rich experience in rescuing hostages, was silent. Are you really kidnapped?The kidnappers didn't even confiscate their mobile phones?Are you still on the phone so leisurely?The speed is still two meters per second!Which kidnapper is so stupid?Could this be an April Fool's Day joke?

Forget it, since Fang Lin has already spoken, I'd better bring a group of my brothers to meet you, in case I really meet an extremely stupid kidnapper.

So a group of brothers jumped up, and the former special forces brother said, "The boss is amazing, and he will be equipped with a global positioning watch, and he will not be afraid to lose it wherever he goes in the future!"

What brother, that is the person I have been secretly in love with for a long time!Li Zhao couldn't laugh or cry, but he couldn't explain it to others at this time, after all, he hadn't even been chased by anyone.

But Li Zhao said in his heart: It’s really hard work for soldiers like us. We stay in the army all year round and we can’t see our daughter-in-law. If my daughter-in-law runs away with someone one day, I don’t know. I installed this for him, and I can see it every day Where is the daughter-in-law, you can find him anytime, anywhere, don't worry at all!

Afterwards, Li Zhao called Fang Lin and told him not to worry, he would be there soon.

"Okay, let's wait for rescue," Fang Lin replied lazily with a sigh of relief.

"Is this the end?" Zhao Guyu looked in disbelief.

"That's why you are an idiot, why should you report to the police? It will be bad if you are photographed by reporters!"

A group of rich second-generation soldiers and third-generation soldiers came out of a police car and were photographed. According to the irresponsible media people's pissing out of nothing, the headline of tomorrow's newspaper will be "Shock!"Commander Fang's grandson's family to the heir to the heir to the jade giant, Qi Qi, the son of the prosperous boss, committed a crime and was arrested! "Okay! ! !

Does that precipitously tarnish the image of the company? !Now when everyone mentions the rich second generation and police cars, they think about taking drugs, nightclubs, drag racing, etc. Do you still think it's not big enough?

We are the life of a prince, but we definitely don't have the prince's disease like taking drugs and drag racing, and we will not give anyone the opportunity to poach our backers! !Because our relationship with the backers behind us is a prosperous one! ! !Lost in an instant! ! !

You can tell at a glance that you have never been kidnapped!Not even this experience!Several people with rich experience in being kidnapped still looked at Zhao Guyu with eyes like idiots.

Zhao Guyu, who has never been kidnapped because her parents are very low-key and grew up like an ordinary child abroad, "..."

Because of Li Zhao's guarantee, Lu Tianqi gave up the idea of ​​calling the director of the Municipal Public Security Bureau. Ji Ruchu lightly pressed a button on his watch when everyone was not paying attention, indicating that he had arrived at his present The plainclothes bodyguards at the location canceled the rescue and were on standby in concealment.

Twenty or ten minutes later, when Xiaosanlun, who was running slowly, was surrounded by a group of former special forces, the man with the eyebrows and mouse eyes was thrown on the ground by the strong former special forces.

"Tell me, why did you kidnap us!" Zhao Guyu looked down at the man with sly eyebrows and mouse eyes.

"I didn't, I just kindly sent you to your destination"

"Don't lie, you have locked us in an iron box"

"If you don't do this, you will all fall out of the car." The man with the eyebrows and mouse eyes pointed to the broken crossbeam at the back of the tricycle.

"Well, if you really want to take this broken car, you must lock your door, otherwise once you accelerate, the center of gravity will be backward, and according to the weight of the four of you, you will definitely fall down together."Li Zhao fully understands the behavior of the man with the wicked eyebrows and mouse-eyed eyes.

"Then why didn't you explain it to us and just lock it up?" Ji Ruchu asked indignantly.

"If I told you, you wouldn't take my car! These days, it's not easy for rural people to make money!! Especially with my appearance, people think I'm a bad person, so my mother gave birth to me I can't change this look!! You can figure it out! You are the rich second generation, I can't afford to offend you!" said the man with the brows and mouse eyes helplessly.

Uh, everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, not knowing what to do. In the end, everyone was helpless, paid some money to the sly-eyed boy, and successfully returned to school in Li Zhao's car.

"It still feels good to be back in the dormitory." Ji Ruchu sighed, and then lay on his apricot-colored bed happily rolling around, turning left, turning right, turning forward, turning back, like a restless Divide the round balls of yarn that are rolling around.

Seeing this, Xueshen gave him a doting smile, helped him tidy up the clothes closet, poured another glass of warm fruit juice and handed it to him, and changed the medicine on Ji Ruchu's forehead.

Ji Ruchu had a look on your face that you did a good job, what kind of consolation, please keep it up, and gave Xue Shen a kiss of good times.

Master Xueshen's heart fluttered, my daughter-in-law gave me a Hershey's kiss, does this mean that my daughter-in-law wants a kiss from me!Emma, ​​the daughter-in-law finally got the hang of it! ! !Daughter-in-law, you don't need to hint so vaguely, I understand! !I understand! ! !

Isn't it just a lover!my dear! ! !

So the handsome and indifferent Master Xue Shen was calm on the surface, and the small volcano of love in his heart had already erupted into lava that soared into the sky!Still gurgling with bubbles of love.

Lu Tianqi pursed his lips slightly, and slowly approached Ji Ruchu, the love in his eyes could be materialized into a huge net covering Ji Ruchu, he slowly approached Ji Ruchu's body... .....upper body...head....lips...

Coming soon!Soon you will be able to touch the lips of your daughter-in-law, which are like the first cherry blossom petals in early spring! !Lord Xueshen was insanely excited! ! !

At the same time, the two super-sized Philips light bulbs in the same dormitory stretched out their hands slowly at the same time, covering their eyes with their hands. Really, this pair of dogs who show affection anytime and anywhere should be burned to death! !Torches and petrol are ready! ! !

The two covered their eyes with their hands, and at the same time quietly left a small slit between their hands, preparing to take a peek at this flourishing event. Seeing that the god of learning was getting closer and closer to Ji Ruchu, the two were extremely excited. Next, Time to witness the miracle! ! !Xueshen, take down the most beautiful and arrogant city flower in the entire university town, and then you will be the pride of all A universities! !Tomorrow, the entire A University will be proud of you! ! !

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Seeing is about to kiss! ! 1

Ji Ruchu suddenly turned his head, looked at Xueshen who was so close to him and almost kissed him, and suddenly realized, Xueshen, you don't like Hershey's kisses, but want to eat the Ferrero I just ate, look at what you got So close to steal my chocolate!Let me tell you earlier, we are such a good couple!! !What a stingy!

Ji Ruchu put a piece of unwrapped Ferrero into the mouth of Xueshen who was about to kiss him, and then patted Xueshen happily. God's head, turn around and use your phone to scan Weibo...

Holding a ferrero's god of learning who is about to petrify, "..." The daughter-in-law is still not enlightened, and I have missed another chance to kiss my daughter-in-law in vain! ! !

Zhao Guyu, who was full of expectations but failed in the end, "..." I've already taken off my trousers, just let me watch this! ! !

Fang Lin, who was full of expectations but was a bit empty in the end, "..." made a bad review. What was originally a good ambiguous love action movie turned into a dormitory documentary about loving each other in a second! ! !The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny. I am talking about you buyers show and buyers show!Hmph, all bad reviews! ! !

So Fang Lin, who had marked Ji Ruchu with a big red cross in his heart, walked into the bathroom with a towel, ready to take a bath.

Zhao Guyu went out to prepare to calm down.

Ji Ruchu continued to check Weibo.

In the whole dormitory, only the god of learning who was there was petrified there with a chocolate that was about to melt...

Xue Shen, you are cowardly, if you want to kiss, go for it! !When will you finally have to grind, even I will worry for you after watching it! ! !After the upgrade, the 111 dormitory brain area network system, which obviously has chattering attributes, was there to chatter.

Blocked by the angry Master Xue Shen! ! !

It feels like I will never love again!Debt cheap!system!

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