111 Dormitory Group Recruitment Plan

Because the video screen is too hot, people started to secretly rub the human flesh of that stupid, stupid, cute, beautiful boy......

Then in just 10 minutes, everyone's identities were revealed! ! !

Then the netizens were all shocked! ! !I hadn't noticed the three "backup dancers" just now! !What the hell, even the three backup dancers are so handsome! !This is unscientific. Four beauties in one dormitory! ! !

960 Second Floor: Damn!What a coincidence!In one dormitory, there are three school-level handsome guys and one school-flower-level handsome boy! ! !See how the school leaders divided the dormitories back then!Abandon!Don't you just look at your face?!! !

960 third floor: Yes!Upstairs is right!The four handsome guys are handsome, each with its own merits! !Chinese-Korean mixed-race Oppa + handsome and indifferent academic god + handsome guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes + stupid cute handsome boy = 111 dormitory

960 third floor: I want to apply for sex change! !No one should stop me!I want to move to dormitory 111!I want to see handsome guys every day! ! !

960 third floor: upstairs +1

960 fourth floor: +2

960 fifth floor: +3

960 sixth floor: +10086

960 seventh floor: + ID number

960 seventh floor: I am a college student of A! !I'm watching the four star dorm members every day! ! !close!According to!Come private if you want!letter!I! !

960 Eighth Floor: Destruction Formation Upstairs!Fork out and feed the birds! ! PS Seek recent photos, live broadcast, commentary! ! !

Then the comments below are all asking for a recent photo, and then that A college student...  

One thousand 720 floors: I am the seventh floor of 960!Don't come here again for private photos!letter!I!up!The phone is stuck! !I have!Crazy!Remember to burn it next year!Paper! !

However, these handsome guys in the 111 dormitory who have already slept do not know about these situations! !

The next morning, when the well-dressed handsome guys walked out of the dormitory, they found a bunch of men from other dormitories gathered at the door of their dormitory!

When all the handsome guys were wondering what happened, the "Cai Tou" in the dormitory next door said tearfully, "Pioneers, get out quickly, our entire No. At the door, everyone in our dormitory building can't get out at all!"

Seeing a group of handsome guys who were still in a daze, they didn't know what happened, so "Yacasu", the head of the dormitory next door, handed over his mobile phone with a look of despair.The handsome guys gathered their heads together and looked at the video screen. After they fully understood the situation———————

The members of the 111 dormitory are in despair!

Who the hell took this video! !

How could something so good be passed on!arrive!net!superior!go!

Brother's cool, handsome, domineering image is ruined! ! ! ! !

But the problem now is: class is about to start, how should we go to the teaching building in the dormitory building......

Then Fang Lin had a flash of inspiration, he slowly took out the black stockings that he didn't know where they came from... quickly put them on his head as if changing his face... and then took a photo with the front camera of the mobile phone .....Then.....

"Little ones, rush out of the dormitory building and go directly to the teaching building! Run away separately!!" Fang Lin, the boss, let out a horrified howl, and quickly pissed Bolt to death regardless of the life and death of his dormmates. Rush out of the dormitory building! !Shouting while running that I am not Fang Lin!I'm not Fang Lin!I am definitely not Fang Lin! ! !

........

In the end, Fang Lin, who put black stockings on his head in an attempt to cosplay the robber, who was actually like a black worm, threw himself into the "spider web" of the "Bone Demons"...and...was caught by countless "spider" "Surrounded by the bone spirits"..."ravaged*ravaged"....

At the beginning, the boss could still scream... Then...it didn't make any sound.....

The onlookers collectively swallowed their saliva, with fear on their faces!

If it weren't for the boys' dormitory, the girls would stop!Then we will be torn apart by the "Bone Demon" who rushed in! ! !

Ji Ruchu quickly patted his small chest, and looked at Xueshen together with Zhao Guyu. As a high-intelligence Xueshen whose IQ completely crushed everyone, Xueshen closed his eyes, and a three-dimensional map of the dormitory with simplified lines appeared on his screen. in mind:

The design image composed of countless flickering, false and real lines is full of vitality, and Xueshen's thinking is like a red flame burning on the road chosen by his thinking!

There is no way to go—it’s too risky to do so————The cost of going this way is too high——If you can’t go this way, you will be discovered——I thought of it!so!right!Just go!

Xueshen opened his eyes in an instant, his whole body leaking arrogance, regardless of Zhao Guyu's life and death, he picked up Ji Ruchu who was still in a daze and rushed to the second floor, jumping down——

......Then the two landed on the roof of the guard on the first floor smoothly!Lu Tianqi turned outwards along the wall of the small flower garden where Aunt Hou, the guard, planted vegetables, and landed handsomely!

Then, he hugged Ji Ruchu who jumped off the wall without letting go and rushed towards the teaching building like a bazooka! ! !

At this time, "Escape from the Horror Dormitory - PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds" is being staged in University A on March 21!The shock strikes!Stay tuned! ! ! !

Finally saved, in the less crowded teaching building, Lu Tianqi put Ji Ruchu down, and gently wiped the sweat from his forehead.

Holding his and Xueshen's schoolbags in his hands, Ji Ruchu also breathed a sigh of relief, and the two slowly walked into the lecture theater——

Shocking cheers erupted inside, and Ji Ruchu swears

"Fuck! When did we have so many students in this class! Most of them are girls!!!"

He is holding books, handouts and a laptop in the back. Wearing a suit, he is very trendy. He likes to watch videos online, and he also saw the old professor who saw the video last night and patted him on the head with a blank face, "They all came to see you and your roommates. Hurry up and go in, what are you doing in the way!"

So, when it was time to start the class, Zhao Guyu and Fang Lin walked into the classroom tremblingly, limply, and sat in the only two seats left in the classroom. , no more strength.

However, when they actually discovered the real situation in the lecture theater, the two poor little quails fainted! ! !

The class was like this:

As the professor's favorite student, Xueshen has answered the professor's questions beautifully and perfectly many times in class, and this class is no exception!

However, in this class, whenever Master Xueshen answered a question correctly, the classroom would erupt into appalling cheers after being affirmed by the professor!

In the end, countless "Bone Demons" with cute and sweet faces stared straight at the few people in the first row like a [-]-watt light bulb!

The four people in the first row "..." QAQ is so scary, mama, take me back to Mars! ! !

Because it was too noisy, the professor in the next classroom brought his teaching assistant to protest, but the moment he turned on the door, he found that the classroom was full of people...

The professor who came to protest thought to himself, when did Professor Zhu's class become so popular? Look at this scene, there are no seats left!Many students are standing and listening to the class!There isn't even a place to lay your feet in the classroom!Good guy, there are so many people that they are almost squeezed directly onto the podium!

However, what he didn't notice was that the four members of the A big star dormitory sitting in the first row hugged each other tightly in a group, with a look of horror on their faces, shrinking and trembling like four Huddled into a group of shivering little quails in the autumn wind! ! !

Ma Ma, it's terrible!We are going home!

This is the collective voice of the four shivering little quails! ! !

In the end, the professor couldn't see it anymore, and released the little quails with four limbs in class to let them escape the sea of ​​suffering.

The four little quails chirped in unison:

Thanks CCTV!

Thanks Tieling TV!

Thanks Dong An TV!

Thanks to the professor, his parents gave birth to him!

Thank you for letting us go in class and letting us return to the embrace of nature!

Such a great kindness, I will report again for the exam! ! !

Then the four little quails chirped and said a lot of thanks, and flew away without looking back...

There is only one professor left alone in the classroom to bear the cannibalistic sight......

Under the guidance of the gods of learning, the girls who avoided being pursued by handsome guys all the way escaped from University A, entered University C through the back door, and put on masks again before they felt relieved.

The four of them walked slowly on the campus of University C, sighing as they walked: Only now do I feel really alive again!

However, that video of them was finally posted on the Internet. The reason why those girls chased and intercepted them just now was just a little crazy, and they didn't have any malicious intentions towards them, and most of those girls were girls from other schools in the university town, so, for those cute girls Girls, they are really not very angry... After all, it is a good thing if someone likes it, but it is not so good if it disturbs others...

Thinking of this, Xueshen turned back to Fang Lin and said, "Go to the Internet cafe later, find a way to find out the publisher's IP, and then see if you can delete that video! And those posts on the Internet that cheated on us are also blocked."

Fang Lin nodded, ready to go to the Internet cafe.

Zhao Guyu said Xueshen and Ji Ruchu don't care about him, he needs to find a place where he can sleep and rest!Ma Dan, I haven't done strenuous exercise for many years!Challenge the physical limit directly today! ! !

I really can't see that Xueshen's physical strength and arm strength are pretty good, watching him carry Ji Ruchu all the way to the teaching building, he didn't pant too much, and then Zhao Guyu watched Xueshen and Zhumeng go away direction, showing a slightly wretched smile.

Second child, Xueshen's physical strength is so good!

You will definitely be very happy in the future! ! !

wipe!No, I have to exercise recently too!Even Xueshen, a weak-looking scholar, has six-pack abs!

How can a man as handsome and unrestrained as me, Yushu Linfeng, who can mount a horse with one hand, not have eight-pack abs!

My future wife will be as happy as the second child...

Strolling in the picturesque C University, the two felt very relaxed physically and mentally.

The painting style of major C is finished with that of major A!Complete!No!same! , because it has a round teaching building, a round Baili Lake, a round small garden, and a round dormitory building like a bird's nest......

The extremely dense dormitory building full of small black holes like a piece of briquette made Ji Ruchu, who has dense phobia, shiver, and quickly pulled the student god away from this magical building! ! !

As for University B, which is full of bloody love triangles everywhere, heh, who made its campus buildings all triangles!The three-shaped teaching building, the triangular dormitory building, the small triangular garden, and even the face of the professor who teaches there is like a triangular awl face!The pointed end of the key is still facing up......

The author has something to say: It’s been more um...I made a hole again...The name of that hole is Mr. Chairman, Salang Hey, um...for the finger...shou is a The president of the student council who looks almost exactly the same as Xueshen but has no blood relationship. He had a crush on Ji Ruchu, and then he has nothing to do with Xueshen's strength... His attack is a warm and handsome crooked foreign student! ! !Xinkeng Wenwen follows Wenwen style almost! ! !Well, it's purple...