111 Dormitory Group Recruitment Plan

As Ji Ruchu stuffed cranberries into his mouth, he was secretly surprised. This posture was very similar to how his ex-boyfriend behaved to his cheating ex-girlfriend!

Could this handsome waiter be Zhao Guyu's predecessor?

However, didn't Zhao Guyu always like girls?Could it be that he is actually an invisible gay?

Zhao Guyu looked impatient, "Is there something wrong?"

Yang Haochen, you were the one who left first, it was your mistake, you still have the face to come back to me?

The handsome waiter muttered, "No, nothing, I, I just wanted to see you"

Zhao Guyu seemed even more impatient, "Since you've read it, then hurry up and get out!"

Oh, so unfeeling!At least after he got to know Zhao Guyu, he has never seen him lose such a big temper!Ji Ruchu stared unblinkingly at the live version of the goofy danmeiwen in front of him.

Well, the next plot should be like this:

Shuai Gong said coldly, "We're done, it started when you betrayed me and climbed into the bed of that underworld boss."

Zha Shou: "No, give me another chance, I actually love you, but the underworld boss threatened me with your life, so I was forced to commit myself to him, although my body is no longer pure, but I have a heart I love you purely!"

Shuai Gong's expression changed from anger to disbelief and finally pity: "Really? Honey, I didn't even know you suffered so much for me. I blamed you. From now on, I will make money Come to you to weave, and I will raise a puppy to plant flowers for you, and we are a pair of gods!"

So Shuai Gong and Zha Shou reconciled, they faced the setting sun and faced the sea, they held hands, ran, jumped, and completed the great harmony of life...... HE.

Just when Ji Ruchu was dreaming, another person came.

"Hi, Ji Ruchu"

Ji Ruchu suddenly regained consciousness from the fantasies of the dog-blood novels, and to the people who came by, he was a...man with a delicate and beautiful appearance——Bai Shuangjiang.

Ji Ruchu took a deep breath, looked at Zhao Guyu and the handsome waiter again, and complained desperately in his heart!

Fuck, Zhao Guyu, Zha Shou, Bai Shuangjiang, this is simply a scene where the ex, Shuai Gong, and the crush are in the same room, how should the next plot be played out!

Wouldn't Bai Shuangjiang slap to death this handsome waiter who tried to get involved with Zhao Guyu again?

It turns out that reality is more bloody than fiction! ! ! !

I'm really a Tucson model! ! !

"Who is this?" Lu Tianqi looked at this person who seemed to be very familiar with his wife with a displeased face, hum~ When did my wife have a new friend, I didn't even know, no, I have to check him quickly What if this weak-looking guy wants to steal my wife from me!

Ever since there was a powerful "competitor" Lu Tianlin, the sense of crisis of Master Xueshen began to explode! ! !

Any flamboyant male is strictly forbidden to approach my wife!

Any flamboyant female is strictly forbidden to seduce my daughter-in-law!

It is strictly forbidden for any unidentified creatures to come close to my daughter-in-law! ! !

Lu Tianqi looked down at the beautiful boy Bai Shuangjiang, "Who are you?"

Bai Shuangjiang replied coldly, "Ji Ruchu's new friend, Bai Shuangjiang, a 2013 student majoring in broadcasting and hosting at C University, and I have no intention of pursuing Ji Ruchu, so I don't bother to check it out with the student student and urban flower's rumored boyfriend of A University." who am i now"

After being exposed, he really planned to check Ji Ruchu's recent relationship. Since this person took the initiative to reveal his identity and was not a rival in love, Lu Tianqi felt relieved, and he didn't even want to give him a hand. , directly took the wife to another area to pick desserts after dinner.

Seeing that the situation was getting more and more complicated, Ji Ruchu felt that he wanted to withdraw, and saw that the God of Learning wanted to take him away from the scene where the three of them would not see the gunpowder, so he was held by the God of Learning with an obedient and obedient face. Walking towards the dessert area, he gave the old ambassador a wink and motioned him to follow.

"What's the matter?" The boss who followed later asked Ji Ruchu, holding a crescent plate with banana boats in his hand.

Ji Ruchu told Fang Lin and the eavesdropping Xueshen exactly.

After listening to all the things, the boss sighed "A love triangle is so fucking complicated" and at the same time patted his chest and looked at Zhu Meng in approval. Fortunately, you asked me to follow, otherwise, I would have been cannon fodder!

Fang Lin took a look at their table, it was obvious that the fight had already started, that handsome boy looked like he was about to cry, Zhao Guyu looked impatient, Bai Shuangjiang looked a little uncomfortable, obviously there The atmosphere has dropped to zero.

"Let's go, let's go back first." Xue Shen frowned, he didn't want his wife to get involved too much in Zhao Guyu's affairs, and Bai Shuangjiang was not as innocent as he appeared on the surface. If Bai Shuangjiang wanted to chase Zhao Guyu, He will definitely inquire about Zhao Guyu's suitors first. Who in the entire university city doesn't know that I have been chasing Ji Ruchu all this time, brothers and wives are not allowed to play, so he should know that Ji Ruchu and Zhao Guyu will never have any relationship other than brothers, roommates and friends. It is worth thinking about why he would come to Ji Ruchu to discuss whether Zhao Guyu likes his wife.

But whether it's really just wanting to get the latest news about Zhao Guyu from my daughter-in-law or some other plot, I don't want this overly good-looking person to approach my daughter-in-law again! ! ! !Well, that's how determined it is! ! !

He took his daughter-in-law who was eating a banana boat decorated with bright red strawberries, purple grapes and coconut pulp with chocolate sauce and a layer of white ice cream on the bottom, and turned her head to signal Fang Lin to go back to the dormitory.

On the way back to school, Ji Ruchu ate a whole banana boat contentedly, looked up at the sky, it was sunny.

He stretched out his hand to poke Lu Tianqi, "Do you know what I thought of when I ate a banana boat and drank banana milk just now?"

Lu Tianqi smiled and shook his head, touching his wife's soft hair, only to see his daughter-in-law looked embarrassed, "When I drink banana milk, I think of the moon walking through the clouds like white lotuses."

Lu Tianqi "..." never knew where his daughter-in-law's rich imagination came from!

Fang Lin "..." Holy crap, although it's not funny, it seems like it's really interesting to say that, so he gave Ji Ruchu a thumbs up!

Ji Ruchu was stunned, pretending to be a poet, first glanced at the sun in the sky, then at the nearby grassland and the Chinese pastoral cats grazing on the grass... Then he opened his mouth solemnly :

If there is such a ranch

The sun belongs to grapefruit

The grass is matcha flavored,

Clouds are minty,

then i hope

cattle and sheep in the pasture

It's salt and pepper.

Xueshen "..." Today at noon my daughter-in-law only ate cumin mutton, and did not eat salt and pepper barbecue, so, is this a resentment....

Fang Lin "..." Xue Shen's daughter-in-law is really imaginative!

When Ji Ruchu saw the dead faces of the two roommates, it was obvious that neither of them praised his poems very much, so he continued to work hard.

Looking at the biscuits in his pocket, Ji Wangshu Ruchu recited:

this cookie is so cute

Could not bear

eat it up

最后

had to

very unbearable

ate it.

The god of learning "..." has no idea what to say

Fang Lin "..." didn't know what to say at all

Ji Ruchu played the role of a poet for a while, obviously he has brought himself into it, and continued to play the dress-up game to create "peerless poems"

I'm

Freedom in the sea of ​​Changyang

Sweet and Sour Fish

you are

soaring in the sky

Spicy Chicken Wings

that afternoon

you fly to the surface and ask me

"Between you and me, who is it?"

Compare dinner.

When Ji Wangshu Ruchu finished reciting the poem with the tone of "Rain Lane", he looked at Xueshen expectantly.

Learning god "..."

Fang Lin patted Xueshen on the shoulder, you have worked hard to have such a daughter-in-law.

In the end, Xueshen couldn't bear to hit his future daughter-in-law, and said against his will, "Very good, very good"

Ji Ruchu thought in embarrassment that memorizing poems for so many years still has some effect. The physical education teacher who taught Chinese used to say:

time flies

don't let it go in vain

must be from

catch some fish

Looks like I did it!Look, teacher, I caught carp, grass carp, and silver carp, and I ate them all for lunch today! ! !Braised crucian carp!Chopped Pepper Grass Carp! !Garlic carp! ! !

At ten o'clock in the evening, after being taken advantage of by the god of learning, Ji Ruchu put on a small lunch box and slipped into the small garden of Aunt Hou, the dormitory manager.

Because Zhao Guyu didn't go back to the dormitory at all in the afternoon, skipped a class, and didn't go back to the dormitory at night, so, after the boss's investigation and judgment, there was only one truth - Zhao Guyu was hiding in the small garden thinking about life!

Xueshen kindly provided a small lunch box, the boss ordered takeaway from the Maocai shop, and Ji Ruchu did the most "dangerous" task - bring a small lunch box and ask Zhao Guyu to go back to the dormitory!

By the way, my aunt arranged it really well. The slender and winding vines grow green grapes the size of rice grains in spring, covering the sky and the sun, making them comfortable and cool. Under the vines, there are some small shade-loving flowers, which have already bloomed. , pink powder in vain is very pleasant.

And the handsome Da Guyu Ouba was lying under the vines.

"Well, Zhao Guyu, it's time for dinner." Ji Ruchu reached out and poked the handsome face that drove countless girls crazy, and handed the steaming maocai to him.

Zhao Guyu opened his eyes, looked at Ji Ruchu and shook his head.

"Let's eat, let's eat. The maocai in this store is very expensive, and it's all priced by the gram. It's super delicious!" Ji Ruchu tried to sell it.

Zhao Guyu finally sat up and stared at the handsome boy in front of him.

Ji Ruchu discovered for the first time that Gu Yu Ouba, who was lamented by countless girls for not having double eyelids, actually had really good-looking eyes, with dark eyeballs and clear black and white, unlike his amber pupils.

Especially when he is staring at you earnestly, you will feel very happy, because in his eyes you are completely all of you!

"Shuangjiang confessed to me this afternoon, I feel very confused," Zhao Guyu said softly.

"Why?" Ji Ruchu looked confused.

"Because I always feel that we should be good brothers or friends, not lovers, but I don't know where my natural familiarity with him comes from."

"Isn't it familiar? Shuang Jiang looks very good-looking."

"He is very good-looking, even perfect, but he is not my type" and his perfect appearance is like a dummy, a sculpture or a wax figure in a wax museum, stiff and cold, The exterior is gorgeous, but the interior is just mud and stone.

"Then what do you like?"

Zhao Guyu brushed away the fine bangs on Ji Ruchu's forehead, and combed all the hair back with his fingers, revealing a smooth forehead and overly delicate eyebrows and eyes. Shi Dazed and Clumsy's expression was completely destructive!

"Well, it looks good, and it suits my heart."

"Tch, most men belong to the Appearance Association"

"Good personality, good temper, sometimes a little temper, caring about people, it doesn't matter if you are arrogant"

"Well, the requirements are really high"

"What about age?"

"Around 20 years old"

"What about family background?"

"Try to be as superior as possible, after all, different social classes are prone to disagreement on how to behave and behave in the world."

"Your requirements are too high, how can there be such a perfect person?"

“Always find it”

In the end, Ji Ruchu was forced to listen to Zhao Guyu's first and only love story, and took Zhao Guyu, who was still chattering, back to the dormitory.

But on the way back to the dormitory, Zhao Guyu handed over a large bag of clean cranberries to Ji Ruchu, and Ji Ruchu looked at him suspiciously.

Zhao Guyu explained, "The foreman slipped it to me before leaving"

When Ji Ruchu heard that the source was legitimate, he accepted it unceremoniously.

Facing the moonlight, the two held hands and jumped...running...back to the dormitory! ! !

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