111 Dormitory Group Recruitment Plan

Every summer, countless wonderful students from famous schools will come up with countless tricks to escape the heat. Of course, these tricks will generally become one of the jokes of a humorous video program on Jiangsu Satellite TV... For example: To escape the heat , many men put on small sheets and sleep naked on the roof. Of course, this is very dangerous, because among a large number of men, you are likely to lose your chrysanthemum... Another example is that many people will directly sleep in the dormitory. The inflatable female ticket bought from the Taonimei website is filled with cold water and sleeps with your arms around every night. Who will be there at night will become a debatable question....

Just when the students of famous schools were afraid of the summer heat, the students of University A pushed their hatred to the extreme! ! !

Because the student dormitory of University A is newly built, the circuit system has been redesigned to accommodate super-powerful electrical appliances, such as central air-conditioning! ! !

Adjust the temperature to 25 degrees Celsius, eat watermelon on the table in the dormitory, play DOTA, drink cold drinks, and blow on the air conditioner! ! !

This makes the students who only have old-fashioned electric fans in the dormitories of other prestigious schools envious and jealous! ! !

Inside the 111 dormitory.

Because the weather was getting hot, everyone wiped the central air conditioner, turned on the air conditioner and adjusted the temperature to [-] degrees.

Because the temperature of the air conditioner in the dormitory was a bit low, Ji Ruchu rummaged through the box and pulled out the very thin and rough black sweater he bought last year. This temperature is just right for the dormitory!

Gu Yu, who was attending another big god's birthday party and hadn't waited for him to send his blessing, was idling and casually glanced at Ji Ruchu in the dormitory, and was stunned: the handsome and delicate boy lowered his head and played with his mobile phone. He was wearing a thin black sweater with rough fabric and a smooth chest. The white skin formed a strong contrast, and because the sweater had a hip-hop style, the neckline was wide, and Ji Ruchu, who bent over and leaned over, had a clear view of the scenery inside, and the two pink and tender spots on his chest were trembling due to the stimulation of the low temperature. Standing tall, and the color is a bit reddish...

But Ji Ruchu, who was serious about reading stallion novels on his mobile phone and making obscene laughs from time to time, didn't realize that he had missed the point, let alone that he had been seen by others......

Really... Really, Zhao Guyu blushed a little, and quickly reminded Ji Ruchu to change into clothes that could cover his body tightly!

Just when he was about to speak, he inadvertently saw the Master Xue Shen standing at the door of the bathroom at some point, his hands were like small charging motors, turning the two underwear as fast as the flower handkerchiefs of the Northeast couple. At the same time, The god of learning stared at the missing daughter-in-law with an excited face, his eyes were shining brightly, and his nose was bleeding like two small waterfalls looking at Lushan Mountain......

Zhao Guyu "..."

Then, when Master Xueshen was too excited, a tragedy happened, and Master Xueshen, who was overwhelmed with beauty, turned away the little niece in his hand, and then the little niece who yearned for freedom appeared in the hearts of everyone. Flying freely......Wandering freely in the sky...Finally landed on...his master's face...

Ji Ruchu, who was reading a novel, suddenly felt that the world in front of him was darkened, and then he couldn't see anything. He scratched his head and caught a familiar little Nei Nei, huh?Isn't this the fat man who has been missing since I masturbated last time?However, why does Fatci feel sticky to the touch... Ji Ruchu glanced at the white liquid standing on his hand, rubbed it with his fingers a few times, sniffed it, and his complexion suddenly turned tomato-colored! ! !

Ji Ruchu, who figured it out, was furious, he already knew what it was! What!! !And this! is! who!'s! ! !

Then Ji Ruchu belatedly remembered that his panties had touched his face again just now...so his face is stained with something!indivual!people!of!back!generation! ! !

Angry Ji Ruchu looked at Xueshen who still had a moron face and nosebleeds at Lushan Waterfall, jumped off the bed like lightning, picked up the dripping mop behind the door, and rushed towards Xueshen for a critical strike! ! !

You numb me and let you steal my panties!

You numb me and let you secretly masturbate with my panties! !

You paralyzed me and made you dare to smear your offspring on my face! ! !

Lu Tianqi!You are doing well! !See if I don't kill you! ! !

Then there was the long-lost voice of howling ghosts and howling wolves in the 111 dormitory, and it is said that the voice is still a god of learning. …

Aggrieved by his daughter-in-law, the god of learning stood with his pillow in his arms and patted them loudly with his hands, "Daughter-in-law! Let me in! Let me in!! Open the door! Open the door! !! I know you are inside!!!"

Ji Ruchu gritted her teeth angrily, "Who the hell is your daughter-in-law! You're going to sleep outside for me tonight and repent! Save! Repent! Save!"

Seeing that this is the rhythm of domestic violence, and that it has nothing to do with himself, Zhao Guyu, who was hanging high, immediately jumped out of the window, followed by the boss who was playing a game, Fang Lin quickly threw the notebook out, and used the scientific super-electromagnetic Cannon launched itself out of the window, and then accurately caught the notebook that was thrown in a parabola from the air but had already become a free fall and was close to the ground by a centimeter. Then the two brothers sat back to back on the grass next to the demon flower and started playing games to send blessings Regardless of the life and death of Master Xueshen......

Just when the two of them sat until dark and the mosquitoes lined up to look for food, they finally couldn't bear to go back to the dormitory. They thought that the best situation to meet them would be a cold war, but they didn't expect that when they opened the door This is what they see:

Ji Ruchu sat obediently, softly, and weakly in the arms of the God of Learning, and the two watched the video seriously together. Among them, Ji Ruchu had a shy and arrogant face towards the salty pig hands of the God of Learning, eating tofu. The meaning you want to use is in it...

Two people "!!!"

what happened?Did aliens attack Earth while we were away?Or Obama and Grandpa Mao dancing waltz while eating Malatang on the top of the Himalayas?Or will Russia and the United States join hands to make televised declarations that the two countries will be the closest allies in the world?

How come when we come back, this world becomes all of us!No!recognize!knowledge!up! ! !

Or is that window actually a portal through parallel time and space, we are now in a different world!hour!null!

What happened next further verified their conjecture, because Xueshen gently kissed his wife, and his wife shyly hugged Xueshen, and the two exchanged a deep kiss as if no one else was there... ....

Two people "!!!"

After the deep kiss, Ji Ruchu's face was flushed and she acted coquettishly in a low voice, "Take me back to meet my parents~ I want to see them too~ I want to be your daughter-in-law soon and give birth to a monkey in Huaguo Mountain~"

Master Xueshen looked surprised, "Really, daughter-in-law, I love you the most?"

The two people standing at the door were trembling and their teeth were chattering, shit!Even Ji Ruchu agreed to Xueshen's dark, possessive pig with an idiot face... We really wear it!cross!up! ! !

This is a parallel world!

This is no longer our original world! !

We no longer have to be oppressed by the god of learning! ! !

No longer need to live under the halo of the god of learning every day! ! !

Domineering all the way, upgrade, kill monsters, fight bosses, reach the pinnacle of life, and marry rich and handsome!

I am the main character! !

I have the protagonist halo! ! !

The two of them clapped each other's hands excitedly, twisted their buttocks, twisted their waists, and looked proud...

Then--

Upstairs, a basin of footwashing water poured down on the two people who were sleepy and dizzy. The two woke up from their dreams and wiped their faces with their hands. Pfft~ That stinky boy has been sleeping for a week. Didn't wash your feet!This smell... vomit...

wipe!What about another world?The promised domineering side leaked! It turned out to be just a dream! ! !

Hey, hey... two people are crying silently in their hearts

The two put their heads into the window, looked at Xue Shen who was like a pug in the window to please his wife, then at Ji Ruchu who was sitting on the bed like a queen with a noble, cold, glamorous and arrogant face, and finally at himself covered by mosquitoes "Dear" came out one after another red itchy "love me" and wet clothes......

The two looked at each other, and quickly jumped from the window back to the dormitory to take a shower and change clothes.

Going to the pinnacle of life really only happens in a dream! ! !

The reality is always cruel...

Even the winners in life are wagging their tails to curry favor with their wives, let's wash up and sleep, maybe in our dreams we will be a bit more domineering...

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