About the roommate and I being double-standard dogs

This Saturday, at [-]:[-] p.m., our teacher will hold a recent study exchange meeting. It is said to be a study exchange, but in fact it is to report the progress of the work to the boss, and then we will have dinner directly after it is over.

At 02:30, I was about to go out. My brother said that there was a power outage in the courtyard, and there was no place to sit when I came. Let us wait first.

After four o'clock, I haven't waited for the notification, so I asked in the teacher's group.

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Me: Brother and sister, is there a call from the courtyard?

Me: If you don’t call again, do you want to eat directly?

Sister: No, let’s get ready to eat [呲牙]

Second Senior Brother: Huh?You haven't started yet?

Senior Sister: Oh, you can't escape.

Second senior brother: I told the teacher to come back at night [eat melon]

Sister: After 5 o’clock, it’s evening [hehe]

Eldest Brother: Dinner is late tonight, and the chicken is cooked fresh.

Second Senior Brother: Where is the firewood chicken not freshly made [laughing]

Big Brother: Let’s make a little bit now, basically

Big Brother: Dinner at 7 o'clock in the evening hahaha

Second Senior Brother: It seems that you can’t communicate today

Little Brother: Because you didn’t come back

Senior Brother: It seems that you still have to come

Sister: Waiting for you to support the stage [呲牙]

Big brother: Remember to do ppt at night when you come back.

Second senior brother: [pick nose] Mine is at the junior brother's place, and I changed it to play automatically last night.

Eldest brother: Change it back overnight today.

Me: Hahahahahahahahaha

Sister: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Second Senior Brother: [Laughing] It's not a big problem, just cancel the timer.

Big brother: go back

Big Brother: [Image: Mineral Water]

Big Brother: Believe in the hour at night.

Sister: shivering.jpg

Second Senior Brother: Trembling.jpg

Little brother: shivering.jpg

Little brother: the water of life.

Second senior brother: I want the water of life.

Big brother: call

Big Brother: Haha

Big Brother: Whole

Senior Brother: Come on, the teacher is back.

My classmate: ah... I'm going to pick up the courier.

Eldest Brother: Teacher let me open the door.

I have the same door: I have the key with me [cover my face]

Senior Brother: It’s okay, I’ll drive to the east to pick you up.

Me: Then I set off, and I rode my bike over there.

Eldest brother: You two meet up.

Me: that's fine too.

Eldest Brother: Just wait for me at the entrance of your cafeteria, and then we will go to the east gate to pull him in.

Me: Okay.

I was waiting for the big brother at the entrance of the cafeteria, and within 2 minutes of standing there, a black SUV drove up to me.

When I was wondering if this was the senior brother's car, the front window was rolled down, and the senior senior brother showed half of his handsome side face, which really looked like the hero of an idol drama.

I walked over, hesitated for a moment or opened the back seat door.

"Brother, is that call yours just now?" There was a missed call on my mobile phone, and I didn't see it until I sat down.

"Well, it's me." The elder brother replied.

"Okay, I'll save it then." I said.

We then connected me to the same door, and then went to the courtyard building to open the door of the meeting room.

It was almost seven o'clock after the ppt was finished. During the process, the teacher lost his temper a lot, criticizing our poor ppt and the lack of substantive progress in our study work.

Then we went to eat in the teacher's car with a heavy heart, and the heavy heart was gradually blown away by the wind on the way.

"Are you eating?" my roommate texted me.

"On the way, almost there." I replied.

"Are you going to drink today?" the roommate asked.

"Don't drink! Never drink!" I vowed.

When the meal was almost finished, the elder brother took out a bottle of mineral water, which was the photo he posted in the group just now.

"Fuck." The senior sister said in a low voice.

"Senior sister, what's wrong?" I quietly asked my senior sister.

"Water of life." Senior sister said to me earnestly.

"Huh?" I still don't understand.

The senior sister saw my confusion, so she explained again: "Baijiu."

"Huh?" I was even more dizzy, "So it's white wine?"

"Hahahaha yes," the senior sister laughed, "You don't think it's really mineral water, do you?"

"I really thought it was mineral water!" It turned out that I was really naive.

Then I don't know what happened, I poured some white wine into my glass.

Then I don't know when, the wine entered my stomach.

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Big Brother: Do you want to sing? [吃瓜]

Sister: What should I do, teacher?

Sister: If you go to sing.

Senior Brother: Don't tell the teacher, you go first.

Big Brother: We will send it.

After knowing that I was going to KTV, I reported it to my roommate in advance, but I didn't dare to say that I had been drinking.

Later, the teacher didn't let us take it off, so my wife came and drove the car away.

So a group of us went to the KTV not too far from the school, and we didn't come out until two o'clock in the morning.

During the period, my roommate sent me a message, which was sent at [-]:[-] in the morning, and he asked me: "Haven't you guys come back yet?"

I replied to him: "Still."

Later, my roommate ignored me. I think he might have fallen asleep. After all, his schedule is really regular, and it can even be said to be too regular, unless there are special circumstances, such as when I stayed up late to change the ppt with me.

At [-]:[-], I came back from my class, the junior brother and the second brother. The senior brother lives in the dormitory for doctoral students and is not with us.

A few of us swiped our cards and entered the door of the dormitory. After saying goodbye to each other at the stairs, we went back to our dorms.

I walked to the door of our dormitory, took out the key and carefully opened the door, I tiptoed into the dormitory, closed the door and turned around.

"Fuck!" I was almost scared to death.

This is very similar to the situation where I was caught by my parents on the spot when I came home early the next morning after staying overnight in an Internet cafe. Although I would never stay that late in an Internet cafe, I just use my current mood as an example.

"Back?" Chen Lu looked at me and asked.

I don't know if I drank too much or I was too sleepy, but I always felt that the expression on Chen Lu's face didn't look like he was flirting with me at all, he looked very sad.

I was so sad that I suddenly felt very distressed.