About the roommate and I being double-standard dogs

Wang Wang Squad (3)

Dog Dog: Hello everyone! ! !

Dog Dog: It will be Christmas in five and a half hours!

Class Representative: Oh Hoo

Gougou: Have you decided what gift you want? ! !

Class Representative: Wow

Gougou: Hurry up! ! ! !

Class representative: that one

Class representative: I think about it, I think about it

Dog Dog: Half an hour has passed?

Gougou: Hello? ?

class representative: that

Class Representative: I have been thinking about it for a long time

Class representative: I don't seem to want anything

Class representative: [grievance] [grievance] [grievance]

Dog: it's ok

Dog: that's great

Quangou: Anyway, I didn’t intend to buy it for you

class president:? ? ?

Class representative: Then you say hammer [angry][angry][angry]

Dog: whining

Dog dog: I just want to mobilize the enthusiasm of the group to speak

Dog Dog: Create a festive atmosphere

Dog Dog: Let everyone be happy [crying] [crying] [crying]

Class representative: Then I want Chao Jinze to peel the apples for me

dog dog: oh

Gougou: I am more courageous [surprised][surprised][surprised]

Class representative: Create a festive atmosphere [poor] [poor]

Class representative: No one helped me achieve it anyway [big cry][big cry][big cry]

Dog Dog: Poor little [crying] [crying]

Dog Dog: When I eat apples, I will remember to take pictures of you [poor] [poor]

me: family

Me: I just came out of the library

Me: Can I make a wish for tomorrow's Christmas present [almost crying]

Dog Dog: Baby loves learning so much [poor] [poor]

Dog dog: tell mom what you want, and mom will buy it for you [poor] [poor]

Class representative: Different treatment has appeared again [crying] [crying]

Gougou: I'm talking to your brother, just stay away [silent] [silent]

Me: Well, mom [crying] [crying]

Me: Can you make the library close for a day tomorrow [poor] [poor]

Dogs: Yes

class president:? ?

Class representative: Areyouserious?

Me: Really!Mother! !

Dog Dog: Tomorrow the library will be closed for one day due to circuit maintenance, the official account just issued a notice

Me: Great! ! ! ! !

Me: woo woo woo woo

Me: long live mom

Class representative: It is obviously a group chat of three people

Class representative: I can't be my mother's pride [crying] [crying]

Gougou:?

Dog dog: It kind of rhymes [laughing] [laughing] [laughing]

Class representative: woo woo

Class representative: Mom finally saw me [crying] [crying]

Class representative: Mom loves me again [poor] [crying] [crying]

Dog dog: [laughing] [laughing] [laughing]

Quangou: Brother Chao will love you for me [shy][shy]

Me: ah ah ah ah

Me: woo woo woo

Dog dog: what's the matter baby [poor] [poor]

Class representative: what happened to hxd

Class Representative: Oh, I see

Class representative: It must be because of today's Christmas Eve that someone confessed to you, right? !

Gougou:?

Dog Dog: I don’t know if someone confessed to Qin Yiwen

Dog Dog: But I know some people must be planning to confess tonight

Dog dog: [laughing] [laughing] [laughing]

Class representative: [embarrassed][embarrassed][embarrassed]

Dog dog: [laughing] [laughing] [laughing] [laughing]

Class representative: [embarrassed][embarrassed][embarrassed][embarrassed]

Dog dog: [laughing] [laughing] [laughing] [laughing] [laughing] [laughing] [laughing] [laughing] [laughing] [laughing] [laughing]

Class representative: [embarrassed][embarrassed][embarrassed][embarrassed][embarrassed][embarrassed][embarrassed][embarrassed][embarrassed][embarrassed][embarrassed]

me: no

Me: The teacher in the library called me and asked me to do voluntary labor tomorrow.

Gougou:?

class president:?

Me: Last time I went to the library to borrow a book, I sat there and read it for a while

Me: I am fascinated by the results

Class representative: Forgot to take the borrowed books with you when you left?

Me: No [almost crying]

Me: I forgot to take my schoolbag with me when I left [grievance][grievance]

Me: I went to the lost and found office to claim my schoolbag today

Me: The teacher asked me to register my name, student number and phone number

Me: It is said that only after four hours of voluntary labor can I be released

Me: I’ve been doing it for two hours this afternoon plus dinner

Me: I really don’t want to go again tomorrow [crying] [crying]

Class representative: But, isn’t the library closed tomorrow? [Doubtful]

Me: The teacher called me and told me that the closing of the museum tomorrow will not affect the voluntary labor [流泪][流泪][流泪]

Gougou:?

Dog: Hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahaha and Gao Gaogu and Gaogangha and Gao Gaogu and Gao Gang Haru and Gao Gangha Dog and Gao Gangha Haruka high for pugs and high

Dog: What time is it?

Me: [-]:[-] p.m. to [-]:[-] p.m.

Dog: That's okay

Quangou: You can still hang out with Chen Lu at night

Dog dog: [laughing] [laughing] [laughing]

I don't

Me: I'm not going to hang out with him

Dog Dog: Really [Surprised][Surprised][Surprised]

Me: It's getting dark too early

Dog Dog: What are you afraid of, man [question][question][question]

Me: My mother told me not to go out of school at night

Dog Dog: Why don’t I remember that I said [question]

Me: Because you are not my real mother [crying] [crying]

Gougou:?

Dog Dog: This is where the love between you and my mother and child comes to an end

Gougou: Withdrawn from the group 88

Class representative: Mom, don’t go, you still have me [crying] [crying]

Gougou: Something that two tears can't squeeze out [question][question]

Class representative: [crying] [crying] [crying] [crying]

There was no movement in the group for a long time. At this time, I had already returned to the door of the dormitory, because my body was warm after walking for more than ten minutes.

The dormitory is not lit, Chen Lu may not have come back yet.I took out the key and opened the door and went in.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” I yelled.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa then!"

I immediately slapped the light on the wall with a backhand, and the face of the class representative appeared in front of me.

A false alarm.

"How did you get in?" I was surprised and delighted.

"Of course your roommate let me in." The class representative turned his head and pouted.

Chen Lu, who was sitting in front of the computer, turned his head and looked at me with a half-smile.

"So you're in the dormitory!" I was overjoyed, and ran over to babble a bunch of what I had, and told the ins and outs of my voluntary labor in the library, as well as the interesting and annoying things that happened during the labor process.

"So you are so busy that you don't even have time to look at your phone?" Chen Lu is definitely yin and yang to me.

"Huh? I saw it, but you didn't send me a message." I was very innocent and very inexplicable.

"If I don't send it to you, won't you send it to me?" Chen Lu pinched my face.

"Ah..." I was thinking whether to let him let go or refute his words first?

"That's right, that's right," I pulled Chen Lu's hand and turned to look at the class representative with difficulty, "What do you want from me?"

"I'll bring you oranges to eat." The class representative said.

"Huh?" I was stunned for a moment, and someone came to my door and wanted to be my father, it's abominable.

"Don't get me wrong! I don't mean anything else!" Perhaps sensing that my gaze was too hot, the class representative hurriedly waved his hands, "I sent a box from my home, and I'll share it with everyone. Try it and see how it goes." So!" After the class representative finished speaking, he looked at Chen Lu and me expectantly.

So I picked up one, "This head is quite big, shall we eat one?" I weighed it and said to Chen Lu.

Chen Lu smiled and said yes, then watched me peel.

As soon as the orange peel is peeled, the fragrance of citrus fruits bursts out, and the air in a small area is filled with a fresh sour and sweet feeling.

I broke it into two halves, handed one half to Chen Lu, and broke the other half into two halves for the class representative and myself.

"Wow, it's delicious!" I was overjoyed. This orange is very full of sweetness, but also has a lot of citrus sourness. It can be said that it is the most delicious orange I have ever tasted.

Chen Lu also nodded.

"Hey, that's good!" The class representative said happily to us again and went back to his own dormitory.

As soon as the class representative closed the door on the front foot, I saw Chen Lu take out a knife from the drawer on the back foot.

"What are you doing!" I stayed motionless in my seat.

"Dancing?" Chen Lu looked at me suspiciously, and stood up holding a knife.

"Speak up if you have something to say! Put down the knife!" I curled up into a ball.

So Chen Lu turned and walked towards the sink on the balcony, I heard the sound of him washing the knife.

"Then tell me, what should we talk about?" Chen Lu came back after washing the knife, and sat in front of me, the knife was still in his hand and did not put it down.

"What do you want to talk about! You can do it! You can do whatever you want!" I crossed my hands and raised my arms to cover my face, looking at Chen Lu through the gap.

"Wait a minute, I'll turn on the recording." Chen Lu opened the voice memo with one hand, "Alright, can I repeat what you just said?"

"I said." I said.

"Introduce yourself first," Chen Lu reminded.

"I, Qin Yiwen," I gritted my teeth, "I was born on January 1999, 2020, and I am a [-] master of xx college. Is that all right?"

"Okay, continue." Chen Lu said with a smile.

"What Chen Lu says is what he says." I said.

"Not this sentence." Chen Lu said.

You lailai!However, I am dumb and eat coptis, so I dare not speak out.

"I said, my roommate, classmate Chen Lu, and I can talk about anything we want, and we can do whatever he says, and we can listen to him." I repeated.

"Did I force you?" Chen Lu asked.

I silently glanced at the knife in his hand, "Qin Yiwen personally declares that my roommate Chen Lu never threatened or lured me, and all the above words are voluntary."

Volunteer a hammer!I am dumb to eat coptis!I dare not speak out!

"Very good," Chen Lu showed a satisfied smile, "Then we can start talking."

"Talk, talk!" What did I do wrong to torture me so much?

"Then let's talk about why you lost in the Genting game yesterday?" Chen Lu asked.

Normally, other people would not treat me like this at all, and he didn't say anything when he lost in the black. The good guy turned out to be a joke after the autumn to settle accounts with me!To be reasonable, I don't want to talk about 1 people, who would like to talk about normal people!But I had no choice: "Okay, let's talk!"

"It seems that you don't want to talk about it?" Chen Lu raised his eyebrows and asked.

"No, no, I want to talk about it." I almost changed my words with a sincere face.

"Okay, since you can talk about this," Chen Lu laughed, and he looked at me, "Can you also talk about love?"

"Huh?" I didn't understand what he was talking about, the topic changed so quickly?What are we talking about?

"Who is with whom?" I was like a dementia.

"You and me." Chen Lu said.

"Huh?" I opened my mouth wide and looked at him dully.

"It seems that you don't want to talk about it?" Chen Lu mentioned this sentence again.

"..." No, brother, I am stupid if my mind is empty.

"Forget it if you don't want to, just pretend I didn't say it." Chen Lu got up again and walked towards the balcony.

"Ah, no, brother, brother," I chased after him and stood behind his buttocks, the water in the sink was rushing, and I listened by the door frame, "That..."

The water continued to rush, but Chen Lu didn't speak.

I looked at his back for less than five seconds, then I took a step forward, reached out from behind him, and turned off the faucet.

"That..." I scratched my head.

Chen Lu straightened up, he was really tall.

"That, what I want to talk about." I mustered up a lot of courage, and then said.

"En." Chen Lu heard my answer, and then continued to turn on the faucet.

"I said I want to fall in love with you!" I yelled.

"I heard it." Chen Lu said.

"Then why are you still like this!" I felt very humiliated.

So Chen Lu turned off the tap, turned to me, face to face, he raised his left hand, "I'm washing apples."

"..." I was speechless from head to toe, wait a minute, "Why are you washing apples?"

Chen Lu seemed to think that I asked the most stupid question in the world, looked at the apple, looked at me, and said, "Eat."

"Then why do you wash it now?" Why did you get stuck at this critical point when you didn't wash it before? It's easy to be misunderstood.

"I planned to wash it before," Chen Lu smiled, "but you seem to have misunderstood it, so I took advantage of the opportunity to tease you and delayed it."

"Huh? Then you took the knife to peel apples?" I asked.

"Yeah, let's go." Chen Lu signaled me to go back to the dormitory with him, the balcony was really cold.

So you didn't force me to fall in love with you with the knife?The more I thought about it, the more ashamed I became, and the more I thought about it, the more annoyed I became. I sat on the stool without saying a word.

Chen Lu peeled the apple, cut off a piece and handed it to me.

"Don't eat!!!" I was furious.

Chen Lu burst out laughing, "Why are you angry?"

"I'm not angry, what right do I have to be angry?" I became angry from embarrassment, "They didn't force me to fall in love with me with a knife, they just teased me, I misunderstood myself and chased after me to coax me too much It's my fault, what's wrong with me."

Chen Lu was silent for a while, and I didn't speak.

"You just said, you chased me to coax me?" Chen Lu put down the apple and the fruit knife, and looked at me.

I turned my head away and said nothing.

The atmosphere was getting more and more embarrassing, and most of my anger had already dissipated, leaving only regret and embarrassment, so I got up suddenly, ready to go back to bed and lie down for a while.

Chen Lu also stood up from his seat and pulled me into his arms.

Fuck you, it hurts my temple.

He patted my back lightly, hugged my arms tightly, and then relaxed, "Understood, this is called coaxing." His voice sounded above my ears, like the day when I played badminton, together with me heartbeat together.

I suddenly felt so wronged, although I didn't suffer any wronged.

"It was true to tease you just now, but it is also true to talk about falling in love with you." Chen Lu pressed his chin against my hair.

"It's just following you and telling my truth." Chen Lu breathed a sigh of relief and patted my head.

"It doesn't count! I take back what I just said!" I got cheap and acted like a good boy, and said stubbornly, "I don't want to fall in love with you! I will fall in love with you only when I'm crazy!"

"If there is a recording, you can't deny it." Chen Lu pressed my restless head, "If you don't admit it, I will send the recording to the class for everyone to comment on."

"You bastard!!!" I hugged Chen Lu's waist tightly and punched him hard.

"I have to eat apples on Christmas Eve." Chen Lu rubbed my hair.

"Let go of me first!" I struggled in his arms.

"Don't let it go." Chen Lu acted foolishly.

"You let go!"

"Don't let it go."

"open!"

"Don't let it go."

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The past few days came back from the field and came back from gastritis. It hurts so much. It hurts to sleep and turn over, eat and walk. I'm really sorry everyone! !