About the roommate and I being double-standard dogs

"The protagonist of our story, let's call him the hero for short." Gougou began to tell the story, "There is a grassland between the hero and the neighbor's house. One night, the hero heard a very violent incident in the neighbor's house. The quarrel, and the sound of metal friction and collision, and then the neighbor’s house was quiet, and the hero went to sleep. In his sleep, he seemed to hear the sound of cows grazing and knocking on the door, but he fell asleep because he was too sleepy. , When he got up the next day, the male lead found the neighbor's mistress dead."

Quangou glanced at us who hadn't reacted at all, and raised his eyebrows, "Come on, complete the story."

"Wait," said the class representative, "isn't this a complete story? Is there anything else we need to add?"

"..." Quangou looked at the class representative, as if thinking about how to answer his question that didn't seem like a question.

"It means that the chronological sequence of this story is already like this," Chao Jinze said, "We should explain the plot of the story in detail and restore the scene at that time."

"Yes, that's right." Quangou smiled and nodded.

"Then I want to ask, did the male lead find the hostess' body at the door the next day?" I raised my hand and asked.

Gougou sat far away directly opposite me, she looked at me with a smile, "No."

"Then how did the hero judge that the mistress is dead?" the class representative asked suspiciously.

"It's not important, you have to allow loopholes in the story." Gougou tilted his head and blinked, and smiled at the class representative, "You just need to explain clearly what I mentioned."

"Sister, is it the mistress who knocked on the door?" the younger brother Xiyu asked.

"Yes." Dog Dog nodded.

"She was asking for help?" I asked.

"Yes." Quangou nodded again, with a playful smile in his eyes.

"Did her husband kill her?" asked the class representative.

"Yes." Dog replied.

"Is the reason for their quarrel related to the male protagonist?" The class representative continued to ask.

"No," Quangou said, "You can treat the hero as a bystander. The hero just describes the development of the matter and does not participate in it."

"Oh, I understand." The class representative nodded to show that he understood.

Everyone fell into thinking.

"Let me first restore what happened based on the clues you have already guessed." Gougou couldn't stand it anymore, so he helped us organize our thoughts, "First, the neighbor couple quarrels, and the husband wants to kill his wife, no matter what the purpose is. It doesn't matter, and then the wife went to the neighbor, the man, for help, but the man didn't open the door, so the neighbor woman died."

Gougou looked up at us, "Then there are still two details that have not been restored. One is the sound of metal friction and collision, and the other is the sound of cattle grazing."

"Metal should be the weapon used by the husband to kill his wife." I said.

"Mmm~" Quangou nodded in satisfaction, with a slightly exaggerated tone drawn out and turned.

"The sound of the cow grazing should be the sound made by his wife walking across the grass." Chen Lu said.

"Yes." Quangou nodded, she smiled and glanced at Chen Lu, and Chen Lu smiled after meeting her eyes.

"Have you already guessed it!?" I asked while grabbing Chen Lu's arm.

"No." Chen Lu replied with a smile.

"Really..." I looked at Chen Lu suspiciously, the expression he and Quangou looked at each other clearly seemed like they both knew something.

"This story seems a bit bloody." Chao Jinze said, taking a sip of beer.

"It's a little bit." Quangou looked at Chao Jinze with a smile, raised his eyebrows, and it seemed that Chao Jinze had guessed pretty well.

"Bloody..." Brother Xiyu muttered thoughtfully, then he suddenly raised his head, "Ah! Yes!"

"Huh?" Gougou looked at Xiyu's younger brother, looking forward and looking forward to a good show.

"The neighbor's family raised a cow, and the cow was hungry and wanted to eat grass. The husband argued with his wife that there was not enough forage to eat. The wife said that she had no money to buy it. The husband was going to cut the grass with a sickle, but accidentally injured his wife. The wife I ran to the neighbor's house to ask for help, but the male protagonist didn't open the door, so the husband dragged his wife back and killed her." The younger brother Xiyu said nonsense solemnly.

"What's the sound of the metal colliding?" Gougou looked at the Spanish brother and asked.

"The sound a husband makes when he kills his wife with a sickle," said the Spanish brother.

"What is the sound of the cow grazing?" Gougou continued to ask.

"It's the sound of a cow grazing grass." The Spanish brother replied.

"Well, yes, it's pretty good," Gougou nodded, and then said, "But the neighbor's family doesn't raise cattle."

"?" Xiyu's younger brother obviously didn't expect it.

"Don't add something I haven't mentioned," Gougou smiled and stroked Xiyu's brother's hair, "For example, the cow."

"Hahahahahahaha..." We all laughed.

"Chen Lu actually gave a reminder just now," Quangou said, "Think about it, how did the hostess ask the host for help?"

"Knock?" said the class representative.

"Yes," said the dog, "before knocking on the door?"

"Over the grass," I said.

"Yes, how did you live?" Gougou looked at me expectantly, "In what way?"

"...Climbed over?" I asked tentatively.

"Yes." Quangou showed a satisfied smile, "Recall, Chen Lu just explained the sound of cows grazing, what did he say? Did he use the term 'walking'?"

"...can't remember clearly." I said truthfully.

"Trash." Quangou gave me a disappointed look.

We were sitting at a table outside the barbecue restaurant. The winter night was a bit cold, and the hotness of eating barbecue just now had passed, so we couldn't help but feel that the surroundings were a bit chilly at the moment.

"I know!" The class representative yelled.

Everyone heard the words and turned their eyes to the class representative.

"The husband cut off his wife's leg with a metal tool, maybe an axe, so the wife could only crawl across the grass, and there was a lot of movement." The class representative said confidently.

"It's a part." Quangou commented.

"I think... since it's bloody, it crawled over," I frowned, and said while thinking, "Boldly guess that the wife was dismembered by the husband."

"It is." Quangou took a sip of beer, smacked his lips, and said.

"Dismembering... Metal friction and collision... You can't use a chainsaw, right?!" Xiyu's younger brother said in surprise.

"Yes." Quangou nodded in satisfaction, and patted Xiyu's brother on the head as a reward.

"Fuck?!" The class representative was stunned, "Isn't it too cruel?"

"That's why it's a bit bloody." Quangou smiled and glanced at Chao Jinze.

"That... the sound of a cow grazing..." the class representative said while hugging my arm.

The class representative made me a little scared, so I pushed the class representative away and hugged Chen Lu's arm.

The class representative had no choice but to hug Chao Jinze's arm. He hugged him tightly, and then said, "So the sound of the cow eating grass can't be that the mistress with no arms and legs crawled to the opposite side with her mouth on the grass. !!"

The class representative was so startled that I almost jumped up in fright.

Looking at the cowardice of the two of us, Quangou leisurely spit out a word, "Yes."

"Ahhhhhhhhh..." The class representative and I yelled at the same time.

"Don't be noisy," Gougou booed us, "Actually, the knock on the door was made by my wife's head."

“啊啊啊啊啊啊救命啊妈妈太吓人了太吓人了……”我和课代表抱着各自的男朋友哇哇乱叫。

"Hahahahahahahaha..." Quangou Chao Jinze Chen Lu and the three of them looked at us and laughed.

The Spanish brother was thinking thoughtfully about why his brain circuit was different from others.

"Don't think about brother, you have always been different from others. It has been like this since the first time I saw you, and I can't change it." I sighed earnestly.

"Unfortunately, your sister likes this." The class representative picked up the can and held it in front of me.

I clinked glasses with the class representative, and my Spanish brother also reached out to clink glasses.

The three of us raised our heads and took a big sip, then looked at each other and laughed.

"What are you smirking at?" Quangou smiled and gave us a blank look, and then raised the beer can.

Everyone raised their soda cans.

"Auld Lang Syne," said Dog Dog.

"Long live the Wang Wang team!" said the class representative.

"The future is promising." Chao Jinze said.

"For this moment." Said the Spanish brother.

"I hope the epidemic will pass soon," Chen Lu said.

"Realize communism as soon as possible," I said.

Six soda cans collided in mid-air above the table.

"Happy winter vacation!"

"Happy winter vacation!"

"Happy winter vacation!"

"Happy winter vacation!"

"Happy winter vacation!"

"Happy winter vacation!"

Everyone said this sentence in unison, drank the last sip of beer in the can, and then burst out laughing.

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I read this chapter late, I don’t know if you will not be able to sleep [grievance] so I sent it out earlier on purpose!The story is a very old Internet story, and the storyteller can't remember it!