living in the pocket of a nemesis

During the period when Fu Linfeng was not home, Ye Tang was not idle either.

He took a full tour of the room first, and lamented that it was so boring.

Fu Linfeng's house occupies a large area, but the decoration is no different from that of the bedroom, especially Ye Tang is now smaller, and at a glance, it feels too empty and simple.

But now it's not simple anymore--

Ye Tang looked back with a guilty conscience.

A single bed in a mess, with obvious scuff marks on the pillowcase, a bunch of cat hair and footprints left behind, it is easy to see who won the game; Small potted plants, a kitchen full of water stains...

Ye Tang watched all these miserable situations with concern.

The cat's desire to hunt is innate, but he never thought that he would be treated as a toy by a cat one day-this is the shame of his life, being chased by a cat to the point of exhaustion!

Finally, he ran to the living room, climbed onto the sofa with hands and feet, found a wireless earphone that Fu Linfeng had placed on it, held it with both hands as a weapon and sent it forward, and demonstrated fiercely at Sansan: "If you dare to chase me again! Plug your nostrils with it!"

"..." Sansan looked coldly at the weapon of the intruder in front of him, stretched out his claws, and swiped the earphone to the ground with a "snap", and the thing rolled down to the corner of the sofa overwhelmed.

Ye Tang: "..."

Sansan finished fixing the earphones, and continued to move over to deal with this unexpected visitor.

Seeing that self-defense was useless, Ye Tang finally jumped up from the sofa——

Join if you can't beat it!

As soon as he closed his eyes, his heart froze, and he jumped forward when he saw the right opportunity!

"Meow—" Sansan let out an exclamation.

Both of Ye Tang's palms were pierced through the soft short hair, and he firmly grasped Sansan's tail. In order to maintain his balance, he hesitated and wrapped his legs around it.

This time he changed from passive to active, and he finally felt a little relieved when he heard Sansan start yelling.

It turned out that Sansan's IQ was not that high, and he wanted to shake Ye Tang off with a wave of his tail, but he hugged him tightly and couldn't move. Then he started to circle over and over again, but no matter how he turned, he still couldn't reach his tail.

Ye Tang felt a kind of joy of getting his revenge, and the desire to win made him forget that he was just fighting with a cat, and he had already started fanning the flames while hugging his tail: "Hey! I can't bite! I can't get angry!"

So when Fu Linfeng turned on the camera, he saw such a picture.

My living room is in chaos, the two protagonists are fighting fiercely, his cat with low IQ roars and circles around the floor anxiously, and another villain whose IQ cannot be seen through the camera is showing off his might—but his movements In fact, I couldn't see where Yaya was going, and laughed at the cat: "I can't bite! I can't bite!"

"..."

He was sitting at the desk with his elbows propped on the table, half of his face covered with his palms.

At this time, there was a knock on the office door, and Lin Jie said politely at the door: "Boss Fu, there is a meeting in the afternoon, please take a look..."

"You should make a record and come back and tell me," Fu Linfeng stood up from his seat, "I have something to do today, and I have to go home now."

In his home, the melee was still going on. Ye Tang, who didn't know that his every move had been seen, was shaken by Sansan's tail, but he continued to provoke arrogantly: "Let you catch me!" !You—vomit—”

Ye Tang, who had been circled countless times, finally felt dizzy.

But it is impossible to admit defeat. Just as he was about to continue fighting, he suddenly heard a voice from the other side of the bedroom.

Sansan stopped.

Obviously it is more sensitive to this sound - it turns out that the automatic grain dispensing machine has started to release grain.

The longing for food made him temporarily forget the burden on his tail, and Pidianpidian took his pendant and walked to the other side of the bedroom——

However, it also limped when walking, one deep and one shallow, and it was also fainted by itself.

Ye Tang took the opportunity to let go of its tail, and the two finally had a temporary truce.

When he recovered and walked into the bedroom, Sansan had already started eating lunch.

Ye Tang looked at the cat who was eating with no distractions, and then glanced at the automatic pet water dispenser next to him. His stomach, which had been empty all morning, finally felt a belated sense of hunger.

"Hey," he poked Sansan who was eating without hesitation, "You are so agile, can you open the refrigerator door?"

"..." Sansan turned her head to look at Ye Tang, stuck out her tongue to lick her lips, and continued to deal with her lunch.

"Hmph." Seeing that the cat didn't want to see him, Ye Tang left the bedroom in a few steps and decided to find something to eat by himself.

But Fu Linfeng's house really didn't have any desire to explore. Except for the study room, the doors were all open, and there was nothing to gain from walking around.

Ye Tang pondered for a while whether to open the door and go out, and tried to climb up to the door to unlock it—the result was that the smooth anti-theft door had no point of strength at all. Facing the door that was many times taller than himself, Ye Tang climbed a few times along the way. The smooth and bright door slid down smoothly.

Forget it, he comforted himself in his heart, what if he didn't have the strength to go out and was stepped on by someone who didn't watch the road while walking on the street.

He silently dismissed the idea.

But fortunately, Fu Linfeng's house was not so clean that there was nothing there. Ye Tang went around twice and finally found a bottle of coconut milk in a carton.

It took some effort to unpack and drink, but with the previous experience of operating a mobile phone, and now he is also trying to get familiar with his current body shape, basically replacing the things that used to be done with one hand After a little bit of effort, I finally drank it as I wished.

Even the originally thin straw was still a bit thick for him, and it was inevitably splashed a little, fell on the clothes, and got wet.

But the massive physical exertion just now made Ye Tang feel like he didn't want to do anything now. He fumbled back to the sofa and spread it all over the sofa.

But fortunately, he can still watch TV - Ye Tang thinks this may be a good change after getting smaller.

This operation is simpler, Ye Tang selects the movie he wants to watch in a few clicks, holds the coconut milk that is as tall as himself, and looks at it.

This is much better than watching IMAX.

Just a bit of a dead neck.

This is a gangster movie. Ye Tang had just watched it for half an hour, and the handsome policeman on TV reported the case with a straight face: "Sir, in this case, the suspect was arrested on the spot..."

Suddenly there was a sound at the door.

It's Fu Linfeng who's back!

Ye Tang quickly turned off the TV in the order he had just done, and it was too late to go back to the bedroom, so he hurriedly jumped off the sofa and hid behind the curtains in the living room——

The door was opened at this moment.

Ye Tang's originally relaxed nerves tightened again. He heard the sound of the man changing his shoes and closing the door. Sansan got out of his cat's nest and ran over there.

He stole a glance at the messy living room.

Unfinished coconut milk.

Crumpled sofa cushions.

hiss.

He gasped.

"San San," he heard Fu Linfeng speak, but there didn't seem to be any surprise in his tone, "Did you make the house like this again?"

Great!

Ye Tang let out a cry of joy in his heart.

It's great to have a cat take the blame!

Yes, these things are all made by cats, what does it have to do with me, Ye Tang?

He thought happily.

Fu Linfeng probably had dinner and didn't go to the restaurant. Ye Tang was thinking about whether to poke his head out to have a look, when he heard him seem to be sitting on the sofa, and then started to make a phone call.

"Hey, is it housekeeping? Why don't you guys come and clean it today? Yes, I'm going out soon. I'll tell you the password later. The killing will be as usual——" Fu Linfeng paused for a moment, and then seemed to raise his voice slightly , and continued, "Yes, for the cat, I will put him in a cage before I go out. The cage is on the balcony, and it won't affect you."

Ye Tang: "!"

Disinfect and sterilize!

Is it because he and Sansan messed up too much!

When the time comes to sterilize yourself, you will definitely not be able to stay inside, but if you go out, you will be discovered. Then...

He said something bad in his heart, but he recalled what Fu Linfeng said just now, feeling a glimmer of life.

Fu Linfeng will go out soon, and before going out, he will put Sansan into the cage on the balcony.

Ye Tang knew that the cage was actually a large wooden high-end cat villa. Although there were many cat toys in it, he had seen it when Fu Linfeng was not at home. It was very clean, and Sansan basically would not take the initiative to go inside Play.

Otherwise... Why don't you wrong yourself for a while?

It seems the plan works.

Just as he was thinking about it, Fu Linfeng seemed really anxious to go out, so he called out "three three", coaxed it a few words, and carried it to the balcony.

He who was hiding under the curtains in the living room trembled all over. Fortunately, Fu Linfeng didn't know that there was a person hiding behind the curtains, so he didn't pay attention, and walked in without looking sideways.

He locked the cat in, and Sansan meowed twice.

Fu Linfeng seemed to be really in a hurry. Not long after he finished talking and took the cat in, Ye Tang heard the door close at the entrance.

So the housekeeping company will be here soon, Ye Tang gritted his teeth, otherwise...just be wronged once?

After all, I only let go of harsh words to Fu Linfeng the day before, and now I begged him aloud, no, a scholar can be killed but not humiliated.

He did as soon as he thought of it, came out from behind the curtain, looked back at the living room, and Fu Linfeng really went out.

Ye Tang walked to the balcony. The cat villa was next to the wall of the balcony. For ventilation, there were ventilating vertical bars on the side. The distance between the wooden boards was not enough for the cat to slip out, but enough for a small person the size of a palm to get in.

Just bear it!

While building himself mentally, he sneaked in quietly.

Sansan inside gave him a dissatisfied look, and Ye Tang also stared back: "If you look at it again, I will grab your tail!"

Fortunately, Sansan has a big heart now, so she doesn't care about him.

Ye Tang, who smelled like coconut milk, just breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the door open again.

This time it's a housekeeping company, right?

Fortunately, I ran fast and slipped into the cat villa early...

and many more.

Ye Tang was thinking about it smugly, but he realized that the housekeeping didn't stop and didn't start cleaning, but walked towards him instead?

They have to clean the balcony first?It's okay, if it doesn't work, just pretend to be a figure, it's better than being seen by Fu Linfeng——

"Crack."

Before Ye Tang could think clearly, the door of the Cat Villa was opened.

And what squatted down in front of him was not a housekeeping service, but an all-too-familiar face——

He couldn't dodge, and he didn't even bring it up in one breath, and the two looked at each other unexpectedly.

Ye Tang: "..."

His mind suddenly remembered the TV he just watched.

What are the lines in it?

Sir...

this case...

The suspect was...

Dang, field, catch, catch.