Shuofeng and Yanhan

Ye Shuo sat up abruptly, opened his eyes in a daze, shook his head, and tried to wake up from that "nightmare" he had done countless times.

Thinking of Lin Yan's shout just now, he ran out of the room in a hurry, thinking it was on fire.Seeing that the house was safe and sound, he scratched his head in wonder and yawned and asked, "What's going on?"

At this moment, Lin Yan couldn't look directly at Ye Shuo at all, as long as his eyes meet, it will remind him of the scene yesterday.

Ye Shuo looked at the other person's flushed face, panted heavily, spilled half of the milk glass in his hand, and pretended to be kind and caring: "Why, the milk is spilled, don't move, don't move, I'll do it, I'll do it. "He guessed that Lin Yan, a clean freak, didn't want to clean up by herself, so he woke him up.

Hey, who asked Lin Yan to help him that day, about Wu Qianqian's file, so it doesn't matter if he reluctantly wipes him out.

"Get out." Lin Yan was even angrier seeing his hypocritical appearance.

"Hey, you don't know what to do. I kindly wipe it for you, but you still curse. Don't forget, I'm your captain."

"This is the apartment, not the team. I'm in charge of you. Smell this." Lin Yan pushed the glass of milk over with a cold face.

Ye Shuo didn't understand what it meant, picked it up and smelled it.

It's okay not to smell it, but when I smell it, the whole person is awake. "Damn it, did you cook shit early in the morning?"

"You're just cooking shit, did you cook snail noodles in my milk pot last night?"

As soon as these words came out, Ye Shuo understood everything in an instant.He took one casually last night, and didn't pay attention to it, whether it's a milk pot or not.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I really didn't know that you used this to boil milk. Then I'll clean it up for you and cook a new pot for you." Lin Yan felt very guilty in front of her, always felt that she was inexplicably inferior to the other party, and couldn't be tough even if she wanted to.

However, Lin Yan didn't appreciate it, "No need. Ye Shuo, Captain Ye, it seems that we need to have a good talk. After get off work tonight, I hope you will come home on time. We will set the rules."

"Eh..." Ye Shuo hesitated a little, but seeing Lin Yan's determined eyes, "That's fine, then I'll make it tonight. This milk..."

Here Ye Shuo nodded in agreement, Lin Yan turned around and slammed the door into the room to change clothes.

Looking at Lin Yan's tightly closed door, Ye Shuo picked up the cup of feces-smelling milk and sniffed it again, "It doesn't smell so bad after it's cold, hey, they have cat feces coffee, why don't you treat it like cat feces?" What about milk?"

Ye Shuo was forced to get up early today, wandering to the team cafeteria, ready to have a casual breakfast to deal with it.I picked out a few side dishes, and was surprised to find that the back kitchen of the criminal investigation team was good at cooking, so I could save a lot of money by having fun.

Talking about poor captain, how to live frugally every day...

Looking at the figure reflected in the glass, Ye Shuo stroked his stubble, and muttered: "Hey, isn't fresh meat popular now? I don't know if there is a market for my appearance. Let's see if I can find someone who has one." The money man gave a thigh or something?"

If Shadow could speak, he would definitely slap him to wake him up, don't dream about this face.

After a full meal, he suddenly thought of his roommate, the giraffe with facial paralysis, who might not have eaten due to his own negligence, so he kindly packed a few meals and brought them back to the fifth team.

After entering the office, the other team members have arrived on time, and nodding their heads is considered a greeting.Ye Shuo strode up to Lin Yan's desk, lowered his posture, and smiled apologetically, "My vice-captain Lin, I'm really sorry about what happened today, I haven't eaten yet. You packed some food, and you can eat it while it’s hot.” ​​After saying that, he placed three tin boxes in a row on Lin Yan’s table.

The rest of the team heard the words and looked at each other.

Bai: What happened to Team Ye today?

Blue: Showing courtesy for nothing, rape or steal.

Shuang: You children don't understand, this is called cultivating revolutionary friendship.

Blue: The two of them?Can have friendship!Didn't you see the embarrassment on Deputy Team Lin's face?

Bai: That's right. They are not on the same channel. Vice-captain Lin hates eating on the desk.

……

The three of them seemed to have practiced a set of silent Morse code, and they exchanged thousands of words in their eyes.

But Ye Shuo spent too little time with Lin Yan, Lin Yan had many incomprehensible problems, Ye Shuo hadn't had time to know.

"Let me tell you, today's dish is very delicious, especially this fried celery dish, don't look at it as a vegetable, it's more fragrant than meat after it's fried." Ye Shuo couldn't help swallowing again when he said this. Swallowing, he didn't eat enough just now, there are so many people grabbing this dish in the cafeteria, he almost "broke his head" with others.

If you don't hold onto your false title as the captain of the five brigades, no one may really be willing to give it up.

In fact, Ye Shuo didn't know that it wasn't the convenience brought to him by the team leader, but the cheapness he got from the title of head of the internal support team.Don't look at this official position as if it doesn't matter, but it has all kinds of hidden rights such as bonus distribution, leave permission, welfare and so on for everyone in the team.So, which of these people would dare not serve him, the newly appointed team leader, as a dish.

"I don't eat celery, take it away." Lin Yan looked at the lid of the lunch box, oil and water dripping out, so anxious that his fingernails only scratched the tabletop.

"There's no one who doesn't like celery." Ye Shuo was completely unaware of Lin Yan's approaching madness, and was still thinking that he was deliberately finding fault, making up a bad excuse that he didn't want to talk about.

"Some people don't eat coriander, some don't eat leeks, some don't eat fennel, and I don't eat celery." Lin Yan couldn't bear it anymore, took out the special protective gloves from the drawer, and moved the three boxes of things one by one Walk.Spread out a few more disinfectant paper towels and wipe them on the table.

Seeing his hot face sticking to his cold butt, Ye Shuo clicked his tongue, "Pretentious. Forget it, I'll eat it." Holding three boxes of meals, he threw them on his desk with a bang, flipping through them with chopsticks , and took out a pink note from his pocket with one hand.

Bai Yi was sitting on Ye Shuo's left hand side. When he turned around a little, he saw the dazzling pink color and stood up immediately, "Captain has another case?" caused.

As soon as they heard that there was a case, the other two women in the room couldn't hold back anymore, and walked around to Ye Shuo's desk one after another, "What case, Captain Ye, you are amazing, where did you find all the clues?"

Ye Shuo didn't respond to them, he took a bite of celery, and glanced at Lin Yan from the corner of his eye, but he didn't expect that person to be unmoved, quite calm.

Seeing Ye Shuo patronizing food without doing anything, Bai Yi was a little anxious, and directly helped Ye Shuo type the word "Feng Xun" on the query bar.

Very little information popped up, it could be said that there was only one name on the screen.

"Captain Ye, he's dead again!"

Hearing what Bai Yi said, Ye Shuo no longer made any fuss, because he saw that the little icon representing a person's life turned light gray again.

It wasn't that the captain died, it was Feng Xun who died again.

"Click to see." Ye Shuo was rather curious, wanting to see how the victim died this time.

There was not much information that was opened, except for a few short lines of basic information, only the last line could arouse their interest.

"Captain Ye, this person committed suicide, so what's the point of investigation!" Lan Yu followed with a quick glance and shook her head. It seemed that she had overestimated Ye Shuo's ability and thought he had found some big case. "There's nothing to investigate about suicide, it's boring." He turned around and sat back on his seat.

This is also in the criminal investigation team. If it was outside, a girl would say something like that, and the man would have been scared away a long time ago.

Shuang Yi Yidan saw that there was nothing new about this situation, so she also sat back at her desk, opened her phone, and checked the stores she followed for new products as usual.

Ye Shuo touched his stubble-covered chin, he didn't think so.

According to the habit of the curator, this name does not mean everything.On the surface, Feng Xun was being investigated, but there might be another secret behind the scenes.So he was not in a hurry to make a conclusion, but instead continued to eat leisurely, "Xiao Yi, you call this Wu'an police station and ask them for information about Feng Xun."

Glancing at the computer screen, the Wu'an District Police Station finally accepted the suicide case. Ye Shuo felt that it was necessary for him to find out the details.

According to Ye Shuo's instructions, Bai Yi called the police in charge of the case. About 10 minutes later, a new message popped up from Ye Shuo's internal mailbox.Click to see the details of the case sent by the Wu'an Police Station.

Ye Shuo couldn't help frowning as he looked at the texts and pictures listed in the mailbox.His fingers tapped on the desktop as if there was nothing, and he shook the mouse to check repeatedly.

"Captain Ye, what's the matter?" Bai Yi noticed that Ye Shuo occasionally made such inadvertent actions when he was thinking, so he thought that the comrades from Wu'an should have sent something.

"Let me ask you, if you committed suicide, would you choose to be at home or outside?"

"Well... this needs to be divided. I definitely choose to be at home. I am more comfortable at home and the environment is familiar. I don't want to die in a strange environment."

Ye Shuo nodded secretly when he heard that Bai Yi's words were not unreasonable.

"That's not necessarily true. Some people like to be outside. Maybe he doesn't want to dirty his home or needs to attract more people's attention." Lan Yu interjected, and she continued to analyze, "Or He was afraid that someone he knew would see and save him, so it would be better to die outside."

Ye Shuo nodded after hearing Lan Yu's words, and asked again: "Then if you choose to commit suicide, would you choose to hang yourself?"

"Ugh...I definitely won't choose, that thing is too painful, I'll take sleeping pills."

"Well, neither do I. Jumping off a building, throwing yourself into a river, cutting your wrists, or hanging yourself are all painful and uncomfortable, and I don't want to choose any of them."

Ye Shuo couldn't help but smile knowingly when he heard those two people's words. This is someone who never planned to commit suicide. If he really wanted to commit suicide, he wouldn't even consider whether it hurts or not. Being alive is the greatest pain.

"Okay, let me ask you again, if you die, will you die fully dressed, or will you take off all your clothes?"

Lin Yan sat on one side as if she was transparent, but she was actually listening, and the pen in her hand began to rattle unconsciously again.

However, Shuang Yiyi hadn't participated in the previous two questions, until she heard the words "a trace/no hanging", she suddenly became interested.

"Captain Ye, you mean that the deceased was naked when he died?"

Ye Shuo didn't answer, but raised his eyebrows slightly, signaling to Shuang Yiyi, you guessed it.

But Shuang Yiyi was still the kind of girl who was old enough to play guessing games with him, she immediately came to Ye Shuo's side, grabbed the other's computer, and looked hard. "Hey, it's true, I don't even have underwear. But I have a good figure."

Seeing his reaction, Ye Shuo cleared his throat and said, "Sister Tao, please show respect to the deceased." He guessed that this pair of Yiyi was addicted to blind dates, and now seeing a man, no matter whether he lives or dies, he should first focus on his appearance and figure.

Lan Yu also jumped up from his seat when he heard this, and poked his head to look at the screen.She nodded slightly, based on her many years of exercise experience, although the deceased was in good shape, it should have been born, not like exercising.

"Hey, let's talk about serious things, you two girls, wipe off your drool."

"Captain Ye, what nonsense are you talking about? No matter how hungry I am for men, I won't fall madly in love with a corpse!"

Ye Shuo snorted coldly, otherwise, those two people would have overturned his computer.

"Just kidding, are you talking about this, isn't it a bit strange?"

In order to show that she is still a policeman, Shuang Yiyi said sternly, "Yes, not necessarily. You see, people in some countries like to take off their shoes when they jump from a building, and some people expose their upper body when they cut their abdomen. Maybe people are considering a philosophical issue, so they do it with a sense of ritual."

"Philosophy, what philosophy?" Ye Shuo looked at Shuang Yiyi's serious nonsense, and wanted to hear if he could come up with some metaphysical principles.

"Not all people say that people come naked and leave naked. The dead may just want to show a cycle that has a beginning and an end. So, what a perfect ceremony!"

After Ye Shuo heard this, the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching, is that all?He also thought that Shuang Yiyi had some high-spirited talk, and she didn't need to talk about it.

"Don't you think it's strange that a person committed suicide and chose to hang himself in a strange hotel without clothes on purpose?" No matter how Ye Shuo thought about it, he felt a little unclear, but he was very surprised.

At this time, Lin Yan's rapid pressing of the pen stopped suddenly. He stood up with a groan, and walked to Ye Shuo's desk in two steps. His long leg was instantly pressed against the arm of Ye Shuo who was sitting beside him.

The zero-distance friction between the two, Lin Yan obviously didn't realize that he was concentrating on looking at the documents and photos on Ye Shuo's computer screen at the moment.

Lin Yan's body temperature through his clothes made Ye Shuo feel strangely flustered. This feeling was not the same as his experience in the army with his comrades.There was a stench of sweat intertwined there, and Lin Yan had a faint fragrance of grass and trees, which made people feel refreshed and relieved after smelling too much.

Ye Shuo felt that he had lost his composure, and pretended to push Lin Yan, "What are you doing?"

Lin Yan is not only serious, but also cherishes words like gold.

Ye Shuo felt that if he wanted to hear him say more than five sentences, he probably would have to wait until the next century.

Sure enough, as he expected, the other party ignored him as the captain at all. After reading the information, he turned around and left the room. "Damn, I really don't take my captain seriously!"

Bai Yi looked at the empty doorway, then at the blue veins on Ye Shuo's face due to irritability, swallowed his saliva and asked softly, "Captain Ye, what should we do next, do you still want to investigate?"

"Check, check! Let's go, let's talk to Forensic Doctor Xian." Ye Shuo cast a vicious glance at the empty gate, thinking that there is no giraffe, so why isn't he still working?If it weren't for the fact that he didn't know where to get a document last time, and the snail powder incident last night, he wouldn't bother to say a word to that person.

"Huh? Forensic doctor Xian." Bai Yi looked distressed, he was afraid that the other party hadn't eaten breakfast today, and might be eating stewed meat again at this moment.

"Captain Ye, if he doesn't go, I'll go with you." Seeing Bai Yi's pale face, Lan Yu probably didn't want to.It just so happened that she hadn't had the chance to take a stroll on the lower floor, and today was just the chance.

Seeing someone replacing him, Bai Yi felt happy in his heart, and couldn't help saying: "Take care. By the way, you'd better bring your own garbage bag."