Accidentally wrote the review into a love letter

The two people in front of the screen looked at the dialog box relatively silently, and didn't know what to say for a while.

After a long time, Liao Yun drank his saliva and tapped on the keyboard: [You give me his WeChat, let me tell him. ]

Almost as soon as his message was sent, the customer service lady sent the other party's WeChat.

[Mumu recommended a card to you. ]

He curiously opened the profile picture of the customer who wanted to "publish a book". Under the dim streetlights, there was a thin figure in a black T-shirt and black pants. He seemed to be aware of someone secretly taking pictures, and turned slightly to turn his head.

"Pluto?" Liao Yun rubbed his chin and used Pluto as his name. This person has not passed the second illness.

The teacher was lecturing on the podium, and Li Xing was drowsy below. He would have found a reason to sneak back to the dormitory to sleep at this time.However, over the past few days, the dean Yuan Datou didn't know what to do, so he came to his class for a walk when he had nothing to do, and went to the dormitory to arrest him if he was not in the classroom.

After going back and forth several times, Li Xing almost became mentally weak.

When he was about to fall asleep in a daze, the phone in the drawer vibrated.

He yawned, opened WeChat casually, and saw a friend request.Just as I was thinking of ignoring it as usual, I suddenly saw the bottom line of the note "write a review letter, the price is negotiable".

Does anyone really accept this kind of review?

Li Xing's first reaction was not surprise, but whether this person's brain was broken.

Liao Yun, who was out of his mind, skillfully picked up the wire and opened the lock of his door, looked at the empty living room expressionlessly, turned off the stereo on the left that was still playing piano music dutifully, and poured a glass of water Back to the room.

On the computer, the friend request has been approved.

L: [Hi dear. ]

Pluto: [Hello. ]

L: [Are you planning to publish a book, dear? ]

Pluto: [... You can understand it this way. ]

Pluto: [How much? ]

L: [Don't be in a hurry, let's discuss what to write first. ]

Pluto: [On the internet at the Internet cafe, I missed two thousand and four in the review, that's all. ]

L: [Is it gone, dear? ]

Pluto: [Hmm. ]

L: [Okay, how long will it take? ]

Pluto: [Before the college entrance examination next year. ]

Senior year.

Liao Yun expressed deep sympathy for this classmate from the same country as him. He accidentally shouldered such a heavy debt at a young age. He must have chosen this path because he was desperate.

Pluto: [A [-]-word review usually costs [-] yuan, you can refer to it. ]

Oh, it turned out that it wasn't that I was desperate, but that I was familiar with the road.

It was the first time for both of them to encounter this kind of situation, and they were not sure what price to set for a while.

Liao Yun thought about it for a long time, and said carefully: [How about this, you give me half of your monthly pocket money, and pay until June next year? ]

According to my calculation of one thousand a month, I can earn a few thousand by waiting half of the month until the college entrance examination.

Pluto: [OK. ]

Pluto transfers [-] to you.

Liao Yun: "..."

L: [Dad. ]

As soon as the price was finalized with the inexplicably new extra son, the phone alerted someone to call.

Li Xing glanced at the caller ID, subconsciously wanted to hang up the phone.But after thinking about it, he was afraid that the person would come to the school directly to find him if he couldn't get through the phone, so he slipped out of the classroom and answered the phone slowly at the last second.

"Li Xing, what happened to the 36 review letter?"

Sure enough, the other party came to ask the teacher for this matter.

Li Xing pressed his temples that had been beating non-stop since the morning, and said casually: "It's what the head teacher told you."

"Head teacher? Your dean called me personally!" An angry voice came from the other end of the phone, "You're promising, Li Xing, you haven't written so many words with such a big homework, have you? Day by day If you don’t study hard, now is the right time to write your self-criticism, don’t go out and surf the Internet!”

"Yes, yes, I promise to finish it before the college entrance examination." Li Xing was agitated, "I'm still in class, let's not talk about it, I'll hang up!"

"Wait, come back quickly when you have time, I found you a..."

"beep--"

Li Xing frowned staring at the phone that he hung up, what did you find for me?

Copywriting?

Think and know not.

Li Xing was too lazy to care what the other party said, he groped into the classroom and threw the phone into the drawer, skillfully took out the earplugs from his schoolbag and put them on, lay down and continued to sleep.

Big break in a few days.

Li Xing yawned, and slowly went downstairs with his discipline book.

The school stipulates that no one is allowed to stay in the class during the exercise period.The head teacher was worried that Li Xing would sleep in the classroom every day if he didn't care about it, which would result in the deduction of all the class's normal points, so he simply gave him a job of recording the absence rate of each class.As long as he checks the number of people in each class before the exercises, he can return to the class in advance.

But today seems a little different.

When Li Xing arrived at the playground, he saw Haozi and his other friend Luo Qian standing under the podium, and he didn't know what to say.

"Brother Xing!" Haozi waved his hand happily.

"What are you doing here?" Li Xing caught a glimpse of the paper in their hands and raised his eyebrows, "Speech?"

"It's not a speech..." Mouse scratched his head, "Isn't this the self-criticism written by the boss on Monday? He asked us to read it in front of the whole school today."

Luo Qian asked naively: "Brother Xing, don't you need to read?"

The mouse screamed badly, but Luo Qian's mouth was so fast that he didn't have time to stop it.

Li Xing raised his eyes, and said coolly: "I don't need it, I will read it when I graduate."

After all, he ignored the confused Luo Qian and lowered his head to write and draw on the attendance sheet.

Compared with today's group of people who have to read the review in public, it seems that his endless task is a little more difficult.

Thinking of this, Li Xing felt a little upset.He found a cool and hidden corner and sent a message to customer service:

Pluto: [How much have you written? ]

Liao Yun, who was still studying how to get enough words, his phone vibrated. He picked it up and looked at it and replied:

L: [Still finishing the outline, dear. ]

Grandpa Li Xing, who has been failing Chinese all year round, looks at his mobile phone. Is it so difficult to make money from ghostwriting these days?

Pluto: [I still need to write an outline for the review? ]

L: [Normal review papers are not needed, but the project is a bit complicated. ]

Pluto: [Stop kissing again. ]

L: [What is it dear? ]

Pluto: [Four thousand. ]

L: [Good friend, what do you want me to call you? ]

Liao Yun wondered, every time a friend of his chatted, as soon as he found out that the opposite was a girl, he would start pretending to be a close brother. If he was given a bed, he could twist himself into a twist on it.

He thought that the kid across the street who had not yet passed the second stroke would also like little girls to hang around him.

But as the saying goes, those who know current affairs are the best.

Liao Junjie, who can bend and stretch, quickly switched to the good brother mode, and the two good brothers began to introduce their outline to him.

In fact, there is nothing to say. Liao Yun studied for a long time, but he couldn't figure out how to write one thing into more than 30 words.After much deliberation, he felt that there was only one way.

L: [My friend, although I am ghostwriting, I need your help. ]

Pluto: [Like? ]

Liao Yun struggled for a long time, and finally typed the request on the keyboard:

L: [Can you tell me about all the things you have done before? ]

Liao Yun thought it over clearly. There was only one way to write a review of 36 words, and that was to win by quantity.I can’t write so many words for one thing, 36 things, the process of writing [-] words for each thing, and [-] words for each thing. It’s just a matter of time to finish writing this review.

L: [What do you think?Say as much as you have, the more this kind of material, the better. ]

Pluto: [So you want me to give you the 36 bad things I did in high school? ]

Otherwise, how to write it in the review book?

Li Xing took a deep breath and typed the keyboard on the screen:

Pluto: [Do you know that there are still not 36 self-criticisms I wrote in high school? ]

If he was asked to write this thing, wouldn't he be handing over the handle to Yuan Datou himself? How could he do such a stupid thing.

Liao Yun understood that his client did not have 36 bad things in high school, so he comforted him:

L: [It's okay, you can tell me everything about your primary school, junior high school, and kindergarten. ]

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Pluto: [Are you writing a review or "The First Half of My Life"? ]

L: [The first half of your life was only 18 years? ]

Pluto: […]