I said I was going to get a divorce

02

There are three things in this world that are the most helpless.

It's going to rain, and my mother is going to get married.

The third thing is that he was poor and white and got into a car accident.

Young Master Gu blinked his eyes, quickly imagining various possibilities in his mind.

Now he ran away immediately and was arrested by the police uncle, and sent back to let the Gu family redeem him - he was KO'd to death by the embarrassing Wu Yingxiu.

Pull down your face to apologize to the victim and confess that you have no money to pay for the repair, and there is a 60.00% chance of meeting an acquaintance, and then being used taunting skills, and finally stabbed to Gu's family - he was KO'd to death by Wu Yingxiu.

Liu Xi's name in the newspaper made Liu Xi take the blame. Liu Xi thought that he had no brotherhood, so he went to the Gu family and confessed his cover-up behavior-he was arrested by Wu Yingxiu and KOed him to death.

Neither seems optimistic.

The accident has already happened, two traffic policemen are rushing to this side, when a vehicle catches up behind them, forming a series of traffic jams.Liu Xi was still yelling "Hello, hello" on the phone, asking him what happened.

But Gu Changji couldn't take care of these things, he was completely confused, it was the first time he was so at a loss.

After being directed to stop by the roadside by the traffic police whistling, he hung up the phone and saw the door of the Audi leaning on the seat belt open. .

Gu Changji swallowed.

The words Liu Xi said kept echoing in his mind: After returning to China, he bought an Audi R8 with all his money within one year.

There really are such coincidences in the world.

He was still the cool and delicate person in his impression, but his eyebrows were mature, and his figure was a little taller. The shoulder-length hair that he used to like to wear was now neatly combed and tied in a small bun behind his head.

The biggest difference is that he can still be described as beautiful now, but Gu Changji can't mistake him for a girl.

The traffic police asked him to hand over his driver's license, and he was stunned when he saw his name.Gu Changji's uncle is in the traffic police brigade, he has had a few drinks with him, and many people below know him.

This clearly recognized him.

Then things will be much easier to handle. Although three points are still deducted according to the rules, many troublesome steps will be avoided.The traffic policeman communicated with the two of them, and then left them to discuss compensation matters by themselves.

compensation matters.

If it were the former Gu Changji, he wouldn't care so much. If this happened, he would definitely ask the other party to report his account and ask the secretary to punch in the card.

But now I can't do it so chicly.

The two traffic policemen greeted each other and left. His troubles were still unresolved.

He Zhang slowly stood in front of him, and said with a blank expression:

"The helmet is taken off, let's talk about the repair fee."

……

"Brother, tell me again, how much will you pay?" Liu Xi asked loudly.

"25."

"Are you kidding? As for his broken Audi, he will pay 25 for a collision?"

"It's a bit serious, your car is too aggressive...and there are few R series cars, some parts are imported, and it may not be repairable right away," Gu Changji glanced back, and He Zhang was standing at the door of the 4S shop and staring at him , "According to what he said, the car was just bought two months ago, and I was given it when it was hit for the first time. I want to pay for some mental damage."

Liu Xi sighed, "Do you want to tell him your financial situation?"

"How is that possible!" Gu Changji stomped his feet immediately, "Bumping into his car is enough to embarrass me!"

"Then you can only go home. I don't have insurance on this car," Liu Xi said, "Look... once your mother asked, my dad even restricted my pocket money, and he couldn't get you 20 immediately. Wan come out. Brother, a man still needs to be able to bend and stretch."

Gu Changji looked up at the sky: "No."

"It's about saving face and suffering, my friend, otherwise what are you going to do? Naked loans?"

"..." Gu Changji said, "Anyway, I won't bow my head first when I die."

Five minutes later, when Gu Changji dialed the landline at home, it was not Aunt Yan who answered the call, but his younger sister Gu Erxin who was in high school.

"Brother, come back quickly..." There was a cry in her voice, "Mom, she! Mom, she's not well!"

Gu Changji originally thought he was going to the hospital, but was told to go home directly.

Along the way, he was in two states of entanglement and hesitation.

On the one hand, he felt that this might be his mother's trick to force him to go back.Because it's not the first time I've done this, soldiers never tire of cheating.

On the other hand, he was really worried about any surprises - because Wu Yingxiu's recent behaviors were very strange.His own mother is an old fox, but his sister can't lie.

He had no choice but to go back and see what happened.

The taxi was a taxi, and He Zhang sat next to him, looking cold like a god.

He proposed to come together, but Gu Changji understood that he was worried, and said, "I'll bring the car here."

He Zhang lowered his eyes, glanced at the old-fashioned locomotive that had already bumped his head, and could be rated as a disabled second-class motorcycle, and said contemptuously: "How much is it worth? Can you sell scrap iron for 500 yuan?"

"..."

He had no choice but to let the god follow him home.

After arriving home, Gu Changji didn't care about He Zhang so much, so he threw him to the housekeeper, and the sister-in-law Yan who came over to meet him asked, "What's wrong with my mother?"

"Madam, she..."

"What the hell happened!"

Sister-in-law Yan: "... Madam ate a little less today."

That means she was still angry, so Gu Changji relaxed a little bit, thinking that the first possibility was probably the first one: "Then I'll go first."

Aunt Yan stopped him: "Miss and Madam are waiting in the study."

Gu Changji was confused, and with two hesitant guesses, he rushed to the study on the first floor.

Wu Yingxiu was indeed not as serious as he thought, but his face looked haggard. When he saw him, he still looked a little angry, and turned his head away.

It is said that there is no overnight feud between mother and son, but Gu Changji feels that his mother's eyes are also very hurtful.

It was Gu Erxin who coquettishly pulled them to sit together.

Gu Changji was so awkward at once, he stretched his throat on purpose, making his tone eccentric: "I always use this trick, last time I lied to me that my heart hurts, and this time I lied to me that I can't do it anymore?"

Wu Yingxiu raised her eyebrows coldly, and looked at Gu Erxin: "You think I can't do it?"

Gu Erxin said without guilt at all: "Am I wrong? I saw with my own eyes that there are shadows in the lungs as written in the medical certificate."

Gu Changji was stunned, and turned his head abruptly.

"The patient's name is Wu Yingxiu, and his age is 50 years old. He can't be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day."

Wu Yingxiu didn't make a sound.

"It was checked two months ago, and it hasn't been told to us until now, even my father doesn't know."

Wu Yingxiu said lightly: "There are quack doctors there, I have felt so for a long time. Don't I know my own body?"

Gu Erxin became anxious, grabbed Gu Changji's arm and shook it: "Brother, take a look!"

Now it's all out.

Why was my mother so anxious to let him get married, why did she worry about things behind her in advance, why did she suddenly become unreasonable.

Gu Changji felt a little uncomfortable, one was the guilt of being a son, and the other was the shame of being a grown man.

He couldn't sit still anymore, and wanted to pull Wu Yingxiu up: "Why didn't you say this earlier? Let's go check it out again right now."

But Wu Yingxiu shook off his hand: "I won't go, life and death are life and death, if I really die, I will die quietly! Anyway, now that I have severed ties with you, I don't have to worry about whether you will starve to death on the street. Don't worry!"

These words brought Gu Erxin to tears: "Mom!"

Gu Changji stood there, as if he had made up his mind, but also seemed impulsive, and blurted out: "I agree to get married."

Wu Yingxiu raised her eyebrows and squinted at him.

"I promise to get married, but you have to go to the hospital for a physical examination first and cooperate with the treatment."

Gu Changji admitted that he couldn't beat his own mother in the end, and he even immediately had a countermeasure, just find someone, sign a fake marriage agreement with him, and deal with it.

Wu Yingxiu: "No, I want to see you get married first, and I will pick someone."

Gu Changji: "..."

The silence between mother and son lasted for quite a while, Gu Changji felt a little bit broken, and sighed, "Then help me pay off my debt first."

Wu Yingxiu: "..."

He Zhang sat in the reception room and had an awkward chat with the butler. While drinking tea, he suddenly felt that the past few days had passed inexplicably.

First, I had some unhappiness with my stepfather, and then I listened to my mother's nagging for two days.

The noisy chats were all about old issues, and the topics often couldn't escape his sexuality.

Since the same-sex marriage law was finally passed in China at the beginning of the year, and he began to confess his orientation to his family, the family that was usually as quiet as stagnant water suddenly set off violent storms, and it would happen from time to time.

Recently, his mother was even more worried about his life-long affairs, and discussed with him to find a reliable partner.

He said hello.

His mother told him again, don't worry about it with his stepfather. He was not very happy when he heard that, so he went to work.

In a bad mood, the God of Plague also came to meddle, and today he was chased by a short-sighted brat.

It turned out that he ran into an old classmate whom he hadn't seen for many years.

The kid hit his car, first he called his secretary, and then said anxiously that something happened at home.

His eyes were reddened, and his face was also reddened.

He had never seen Gu Changji like this before.

He Zhang looked at the car keys in his hand, weighed them, feeling a little depressed.

Gu Changji acted like he didn't know him inside and out.

I don't know if it's fake or if I really don't remember.

It's okay, after all, they were not friends in high school, and they haven't been in touch since then.

For Gu Changji, he should be a passerby, coming and going in a hurry, there is no need or care to remember.

But for so many years, his world is full of this person's shadow.

Gu Changji was really famous in high school.

He is a high-profile person, never knows how to hide his background and natural advantages, has a very casual temper, and doesn't listen to anyone's restraint.This makes it difficult for others not to know him.

As soon as he transferred to the new school, He Zhang heard a lot about the deeds of this "top school bully".

Changing girlfriends twice in three days, the golden jade was lost in the middle of it, playing games in class, skipping class to go disco.

A girlfriend who was two years older than him was going to study abroad. On the day of her coming-of-age ceremony, he gave gifts to the whole school and asked them to cooperate in celebrating her birthday.

Although the girl was turned into an ex-girlfriend a few days later.

He Zhang is quite contemptuous of his local tyrant behavior.

What annoyed him the most was when he was stopped by this "school bully" on the day he entered school, and asked him if he had a boyfriend.

I don't know whether to regard him as a woman, or to provoke suspicion on purpose.

Of course He Zhang mocked him with a sneer.

And when Gu Changji realized that he was a man, as if he had eaten a fly, that disillusioned expression was engraved in He Zhang's heart forever.

The first time we met, He Zhang knew that he hated Gu Changji very much.

But he, who loathed Gu Changji so much, became the front and back tables with the bastard surnamed Gu, and he didn't see him when he looked up.

The grievances and resentments of his youth are not important at this time. What makes He Zhang still brood on him is his ex-boyfriend Wu Yuan. The person he likes from the beginning to the end is Gu Changji.

He also didn't know what he cared about, whether it was Wu Yuan's emotional betrayal, or the damage to his dignity as a man.

Or maybe it's just too stupid.

Without Gu Changji's knowledge, he regarded this person as his love rival for seven or eight years.

----

Wu Yingxiu was very dissatisfied in her heart, the little bastard has only been out for a few days, and she has caused such trouble.

He even brought people home!

But when she walked into the living room and saw He Zhang's appearance clearly, her heart was like a bright mirror.

It turned out to be the case.

She glanced at her son knowingly.

Now that she figured it out, she acted generously, telling He Zhang not to waste that time repairing the car, she would pay for a new one.

He Zhang politely refused to say no, and only accepted the maintenance fee.

Wu Yingxiu looked at him with a smile, looked at He Zhang with horror, and offered to leave.

Seeing that her son really wanted to say something, Wu Yingxiu immediately opened her mouth to leave him behind and said, "You two should know each other, right?"

Gu Changji felt embarrassed and wanted to fool him, but He Zhang responded, "Yes."

"Then you are..."

"High school classmate." He Zhang said.

"Oh—" Wu Yingxiu clapped her hands and smiled, "So that's how it is!"

Gu Changji: "..."

He Zhang: "..."

"Since they are all old classmates, let's stay for dinner." Wu Yingxiu said, "It just so happens that today, the mother of one of your classmates is coming. It's really lively."

Gu Changji: "Which one?"

"I'll come as soon as I come. I've already asked Aunt Yan to pick me up at the door." She stood up and talked, and when she walked to Gu Changji's side, she twisted a piece of his skin and said softly, "Don't forget you What you just said, wait and behave better!"

Depend on!It turned out to be a blind date again!He is still caught!

Gu Changji's eyes darkened.

Wu Yingxiu enthusiastically invited Luo He Zhang to the dining room, but He Zhang refused again, so he had to agree.

Gu Changji was in a complicated mood, he didn't know where the hell he was playing, did he have to let He Zhang watch the jokes beside him on the blind date?

But cannibals are short-mouthed and soft-handed. Ms. Wu has just paid him off, and he dare not talk back.

As soon as they were seated here, the Sister Yan brought them over, and several people met face to face, and immediately fell into a weird silence.

Only Wu Yingxiu didn't understand, so look left and right.

He Zhang asked, "Mom, why are you here?"

He Yiren smiled awkwardly: "Azhang, why do you..."

Gu Changji's eyes widened even more, and he looked at his mother.

When Gu Changji came into contact with existentialist literature before, he felt that the scenes described in it were too absurd, and they were all for the sake of humor and spoofing reality.

Only now do I understand that this reality is a fucking spoof.

He needs to calm down.

"I'm going to the bathroom."

Liu Xi received Gu Changji's series of life-threatening calls, and answered with a dazed expression, "What's the matter?"

"What should I do?" Gu Changji sat on the toilet, "My mother is crazy."

"what?"

"She is absolutely crazy, she actually wants me to go on a blind date with a man! Are you crazy!"

"Oh..." Liu Xi actually smirked, "So it's like this..."

"What are you laughing at! Is this funny?" Gu Changji was about to die of anger, "You're fucking crazy too!"

Liu Xi laughed for a full minute, Gu Changji got impatient and wanted to hang up.

Liu Xi immediately confessed.

"That's right... Brother, I told you, don't blame me..."

"Fart quickly," Gu Changji said intermittently, the most annoying thing, "Don't pant, are you an ellipsis?"

"Just, that's it..." Liu Xi wanted to laugh but couldn't laugh, wanted to cry but couldn't cry, "Auntie asked me in the morning... what kind of man do you like?"