I said I was going to get a divorce

05

The wedding is just two months away.

After receiving the invitation, Liu Xi frantically called Gu Changji, and when he got through, he could hear a cry.

He covered his ears: "If you shout a few more words, even Nanjing City can hear your voice."

Liu Xi didn't care about these things, he still screamed loudly, and even added foreign words: "You'refuckingkidding! areyoucrazy?"

"I'm very calm," Gu Changji said, "Is it crazy that I'm getting married?"

"No, it's not unusual for you to get married, but what's unusual is that you married He Zhang! This is even more extraordinary than the queen of England marrying the chief of Zimbabwe!"

"Who is the queen and who is the chief?" Gu Changji asked.

"You are the queen, you are the queen." Liu Xi said, "Forgive me, Brother Haw, I am just a country bumpkin who has never seen the world."

Gu Changji was not comforted at all.

During the preparations for the wedding, he and He Zhang had to meet frequently.He Zhang needs to rehearse the Mid-Autumn Festival music performance, and he is extremely busy. Basically, Gu Changji is preparing for the wedding.

This caused Young Master Gu to spend less time in bed, and was forced to get up at ten o'clock every morning.

Choosing a dress, taking photos, writing a gift list... the complicated things almost made him want to call off the engagement again.

Occasionally, when he has free time, he still thinks about He Zhang's ex-boyfriend Wu Yuan.

Wu Yuan used to be one of his little brothers in high school, and he often helped him run errands. He is also like his name, with a smooth personality, a baby face with a little baby fat, and looks a little cute.

It turns out that He Zhang likes this.

It doesn't matter that he minds, he and He Zhang are completely in a contractual relationship, and there is no relationship at all between the former and the former.

He was just curious about when these two people got married and when they broke up.

With this weird curiosity, when the wedding actually came, Gu Changji couldn't help paying more attention to Wu Yuan.

Men's colleges can also change eighteen times. Now Wu Yuan looks a lot thinner, and his eyebrows and eyes are full of the temperament of literary youth.

According to Liu Xi, Wu Yuan is now a best-selling author, and he writes every day. He even published a book last year, which was probably written for He Zhang. The name is "Learning Not to Cry When He Leaves" .

When Gu Changji heard the title of the book, he couldn't help getting goose bumps all over his body.

It actually came.

This is also what Gu Changji couldn't figure out.If it was his ex-girlfriend who invited him to the wedding—it was impossible, even if he was given a shadow clone.

The priest who officiated their wedding came from Las Vegas.

If you can't go to the Holy Land to hold a wedding, at least you have to invite the priest of the Holy Land. It doesn't matter how much you spend, the important thing is the sense of ceremony-this is Wu Yingxiu's insistence.

The priest is not young, he is well-informed, and he is very calm about this kind of transnational business.Under his smiling gaze, Gu Changji and He Zhang exchanged rings.

Then the priest said very kindly: "Now, invite the two grooms to witness their love with sweet kisses."

Regarding this link, they also discussed the countermeasures.

People who look at each other and hate each other, let alone kiss.

He Zhang asked him if he knew how the kiss scene was handled in the early domestic filmmaking.Gu Changji said: "Borrowing a seat? As soon as we borrow a seat, it will be revealed."

"It's not an excuse," He Zhang said, "At that time, it was considered immoral to film a kiss scene, so in the first kiss scene, a film was put on the mouths of the male and female protagonists, so that it can be said that there was no kissing. superior."

Gu Changji looked at him like a fool: "...is there any difference?"

"It's a psychological hint." He Zhang was very relaxed, as if this matter had nothing to do with him, "Maybe you have other ways?"

Gu Changji thought, forget it, just kiss, it won't lose a piece of meat.

So when it came to the actual combat, Gu Changji stared at He Zhang's mouth for a few seconds, then he closed his eyes, put on a face of death, and kissed him.

He Zhang was a few centimeters taller than him, but he just lowered his head slightly, and the lips of the two leaned together.

Like transparent ice cubes crashing into the brown-brown soda in summer, the jingle clang hit the body of the glass, making a refreshing and crisp sound.

A large string of finely broken small bubbles climbed upwards as if they had exploded, and the dense sound made the scalp tingle.

Both of them trembled, and He Zhang stepped back subconsciously, widening the distance.

Gu Changji realized that he wasn't so disgusted, and raised his hand to wipe his mouth. Like an old hooligan, he smacked his lips and said, "It's quite soft."

He Zhang: "..."

A formal wedding ended in a mess of procedures.

When cleaning up the scene, Gu Changji looked at the table where Wu Yuan was.

Wu Yuan didn't stay for long, drank a few cups silently, and left just as the grooms were exchanging rings.

There was only one letter left on his seat, Gu Changji picked it up, looked around, and couldn't help but let out a "huh".

On the envelope was clearly written "He Zhang's dear friend".

"I can't see that you still have the hobby of peeking at other people's letters." He Zhang said.

"No," Gu Changji handed the envelope to him, "I just find it strange that Wu Yuan's characters are a bit like mine?"

He Zhang took it, looked down at the handwriting on the envelope, and said nothing, with a mocking smile on the corner of his mouth.

He didn't read the letter, and didn't throw it away, he just threw it into the car afterwards.

Gu Changji felt that he understood the reason why He Zhang specially invited Wu Yuan over.

I have no more love.

What He Zhang said at that time, "I want to start over" and "I care", were all directed at this person.

What an infatuated kind, but found someone else to marry.

Could it be to make Wu Yuan jealous?Then the cost of jealousy is too high.

But I don't care.He thought to himself that since He Zhang chose to sign the contract with him, it meant he had plans.

They use each other without asking why.

On the first night of their wedding, He Zhang and Gu Changji sat on the big bed in the master bedroom and looked at each other.

"My parents are here tonight," Gu Changji said, "I know you don't want to sleep with me, but you have no choice. Let me be clear, I don't grind my teeth, talk in my sleep at night, and don't fart. Sleeps very well."

He Zhang glanced at the soft fabric bed under his body. It was chosen by Wu Yingxiu and He Yiren together. It is a standard double bed, and it is no problem to sleep two men.

But keeping two men at a distance can be a bit of a problem.

Two bad old women are very bad.

He Zhang sighed, he was also tired after a busy day, so he said helplessly, "Go take a bath."

"No, you go first." Gu Changji said.

He Zhang didn't understand the importance of this order: "Is there anything special about it?"

"Let me wash and wait for you on the bed. The picture feels weird."

He Zhang looked at him with his arms in his arms, looked at him for a while, and then suddenly smiled.

For a poker beauty like him who doesn't smile often, once in a while the ice and snow melt like this, and the effect it brings is particularly pleasing to the eye.

At least Gu Changji thought it was quite seductive.

"Aren't you thinking too much, Young Master Gu?" What He Zhang said was not pleasant at all.

He was leaning against the wall, his half-length hair had been let down, and the falling bangs covered half of his face loosely, which gave him a retro look of a 90s male star, "I'm not interested in you at all."

"I understand, I understand, there is someone in your heart."

He Zhang raised his eyebrows.

Gu Changji added: "Don't worry, I don't have any interest in you, unless you undergo a sex reassignment operation and become a woman."

This topic aroused the common and unpleasant memory of the two of them.

So He Zhang gave him a cold look, took the bathrobe and went into the bathroom.

Gu Changji lowered his head to play with his phone, but found the photo that Liu Xi had sent him.

Coincidentally, it happened to be the one where he and He Zhang were kissing.

The two men are both handsome and extraordinary, with neat suits and romantic backgrounds. A casual post on the Internet will definitely startle a group of women screaming.

Gu Changji froze for a moment.

He also thought that his expression at that time must be extremely reluctant, and it was right to be a little ferocious.

But that's not the case at all in the photo.

He closed his eyes, and the arc of the corner of his mouth seemed to be hooked.And He Zhang's side face became extraordinarily gentle because of that nodding action, as if he was cherishing his destined lover.

A match made in heaven.

When this word appeared in Gu Changji's mind, he felt like throwing up.

Liu Xi: Brother, it’s a perfect match. Can I use it to advertise for Jiayuan Century?

The talented Gu Changji couldn't swear at this time, so he could only reply with one word: Get out.

Liu Xi: How about using it as a WeChat avatar?

Gu Changji: Get lost.

Liu Xi: Was your wedding night still harmonious?

Gu Changji: Get lost.

Liu Xi: Are you the one below?

Young Master Gu raised his noble fingers, and with a frenzied operation, he blackened his hair through a pair of trousers.

Because of Liu Xi's words, Gu Changji became awkward.

This awkwardness lasted all night. There was a familiar yet unfamiliar person beside him. He used to be his classmate, but now he was his nominal partner.

He knew that He Zhang was also awake.

"The clouds in the sky are like white clothes, and the beard changes like a dog." Gu Changji looked at the dark ceiling, with the faint light and shadow cast by the moonlight on it, hazy and silent.

"What?" He Zhang turned his head to look at him.

"It comes from Du Fu's poem, saying that life is unpredictable," Gu Changji said, "I still feel unrealistic, like a dream."

He Zhang changed his position and rested his pillow on his arm: "You really love to dream more than I imagined."

Gu Changji: "...At any rate, we are also newlyweds, can you change your bad habits?"

"I'm just stating the facts."

Gu Changji heheed: "It's because of your mouth that Wu Yuan broke up with you."

He Zhang fell silent for a while.

The two turned their backs to each other, and a thought popped up in their hearts at the same time.

What a nuisance.