I heard that my roommate is a celestial master

He Heng walked to his desk with a little luck, and deliberately bowed solemnly: "Hello, teacher."

Yang Hao and the others watched and laughed, Xia Hong ignored him, made way for him to sit down, and beckoned to Qi Shu who was following He Heng, and pointed to He Heng's table : "What's going on?"

He Heng: "..."

Fuck, it's over.

This is found.

The world is really cruel to me.

He Heng couldn't talk about this matter, so he had to pretend not to know, so he could only keep his mouth shut and pretend to be dumb.

Qi Shu didn't change his face: "Give me a small gift from my tablemate."

Xia Hong frowned, and wanted to ask something, but seeing that the surroundings were already surrounded by twos and threes, he had no choice but to put this matter aside first, and said to him, "Go to my office after class."

Qi Shu nodded, looking indifferent, only He Heng was watching anxiously.

After finally waiting for Xia Hong to go to the podium, He Heng hurriedly approached Qi Shu and asked him, "Did he find out?"

Qi Shu nodded: "Yes... I'm sorry."

"Why are you apologizing? I should be the one to say sorry,"

He Heng was anxious, "He asked you to come over after class, is he going to blame you? You can just push me on when the time comes, and say that I learned to paint by myself, and it has nothing to do with you."

Qi Shu was slightly taken aback, and then smiled lightly: "How could you, I said he wouldn't believe it."

He Heng didn't bother to ask him how he knew I would, and said again: "Then you just say that I begged you to draw it, and you can just push it to me anyway. It's not a big deal, I don't care, don't pull on you."

In the past, people who invited celestial masters wished that the celestial masters who had been invited would take all the responsibility on themselves. Qi Shu was used to that kind of pattern, but at first hearing He Heng's words, he was still a little uncomfortable.

He paused for a moment before reassuring him: "It's okay... You said it just now, it's nothing serious, even if he sees it, it's impossible to make a fuss about it, after all, others won't believe it."

"...That's right, I forgot about it just now."

Only then did He Heng feel relieved, and he said to himself, "Maybe he understands a little bit, but others don't understand."

He Heng felt a little relieved, but he still felt that he had caused Qi Shu to suffer, and even Xia Hong was absent-minded when he handed him the ridiculously low test paper.

Xia Hong didn't think that the first day would cause trouble so that no one could come to the stage, so he just said a few words in the class, "Some students' English scores need to be improved", without naming names.

Qi Shu thought it was okay, at least what He Heng was worried about before didn't happen.

But I guess it wasn't because of the talisman, it should be that Xia Hong didn't want to say much in the first place.

The two of them were not in the class, and the time passed quickly. He Heng felt that he had just lost his mind for a while, and the English class, which was very long before, was over.

Before Xia Honglin went out, he specially called Qi Shu. He Heng felt uneasy, and before Qi Shu left, he ordered again: "If he wants to say something, you can push it on me... Forget it, or I can go there with you." .”

Qi Shu was moved and found it funny, and pushed him back on the chair: "It's okay, you can just sit here——I guess he asked me to come and discuss ideas."

He Heng: "...Huh?"

What are you competing for?

Two people fighting dance... no, fighting step?

The teaching conditions in Yangcheng No. [-] Middle School are good, and the office is spacious, with flowers and plants, sofas, bookcases, and vertical air conditioners.The English teachers of one grade are in the same room, and they are far apart from each other, so they feel quite at ease.

At this time, several other teachers were in the class, and Xia Hong was alone in the entire office.

"Sit down." Xia Hong estimated that he was afraid that this little fellow daoist would be uncomfortable, so he moved a chair from the side for him, "Sit down, don't be nervous."

Qi Shu thanked him softly, and Shi Shiran sat down without showing a trace of nervousness.

But out of politeness, he nodded symbolically.

"There are too many people in the class to talk, please be quiet here."

Xia Hong explained, and cut to the point, "What you drew just now...why does the lucky charm look different?"

Qi Shu nodded: "It's a lucky charm, I simplified it a bit."

Xia Hong frowned disapprovingly: "How can the talisman seal be simplified at will..."

Xia Hong studied under Maoshan, and the Taoist priests in Maoshan boasted that the heavenly masters were upright, and they strictly followed the rules of the patriarch, teaching the apprentices strictly, and no deviations were allowed.

Although he didn't look down on Qi Shu's wild background like those old Taoists, he still felt in his bones that once he entered the school, he had to follow the rules of the ancestor in everything, and he never thought of trying to simplify the talisman. kind of thing.

"Family teacher advocates flexibility," Qi Shu simply explained, without conveying his master's original words of "that group of idiots who know how to draw gourds".

Xia Hong nodded, unexpectedly very interested: "Then what about the rules of wishing water and pens before drawing talismans?—I mean, how did you draw in the classroom?"

Before drawing the talisman, one should cleanse the body and mind of the table, chair, pen and ink, and before writing the pen, one should wish the paper, ink, pen and inkstone, and only write after sincerely reading, and it is done in one go.This is the rule of drawing talismans, and there is a lot of movement after one set. No matter how you think about it, it is impossible to do such a thing in a classroom of 40 to [-] people without attracting onlookers.

Qi Shu: "I paint by dipping in water, and I only need to wish for water. The rest... Sincerity brings success."

Xia Hong: "..."

God damn heart is sincere.

Xia Hong has studied Taoism with his teacher for so many years, and he has always been well-behaved with cinnabar yellow paper. This is the first time I heard that such a thing can be done with sincerity and spirit.

If it weren't for the good luck charm that Qi Shu drew on the table was really full of aura, he would have wondered where it was a bluffing magic stick.

...But they really have the ability.

Xia Hong, who had been down the mountain for three or five years, saw this kind of wild way for the first time. He didn't know what to say for a while, so he just picked a question he wanted to ask the most: "I can ask, what is your master's name?" ?”

Xia Hong was really curious.

Hearing what Qi Shu said inside and outside, he had these ideas and dared to try, all of which were brought out by his master.

To be able to teach such a fourth-rank celestial master who dares to think and do, he should also be a celestial master with unique ideas and a high level.

Such a celestial master should be famous, but Xia Hong has never heard of any rumors.

He wanted to know his name and where he lived, and he went to visit someday, but Qi Shu shook his head without even thinking about it: "My teacher doesn't like foreigners, and we don't allow us to spread our names outside."

... so escaped from the world?

No wonder he hadn't heard any rumors.

But all along, there are indeed some masters who like to avoid the world and practice purely. Xia Hong stopped asking, looked at the time and said to Qi Shu: "Okay, it's getting late, you can go back to class."

Qi Shu nodded, but as if he remembered something, he asked Xia Hong, "How long have you been in No. [-] Middle School?"

"Two years," Xia Hong had a good impression of him, and he didn't deliberately go around with him, "You want to ask about the Feng Shui of this school, right?"

Qi Shu didn't hide too much, nodded and asked: "The school is built in a square shape, and there are so many locust trees planted, and it's next to the hospital. Even if it's sunny, it won't be like this... "

It's so peaceful, there aren't even any supernatural events.

But it was a bit inappropriate to say that, Qi Shu stopped speaking just in time.

Xia Hong nodded lightly, and explained: "The planting of these pagoda trees is intentional. It is said that the hospital next to it is too big and not peaceful, so this school was built..."

Qi Shu frowned: "Do you want to lure the ghost over there?"

"I shouldn't have said much about it."

Xia Hong pointed out the window, frankly, "I've been around the school a long time ago, and I haven't seen any formations for collecting ghosts or purifying souls - you also think something is wrong, don't you?"

It's not just right.

Leaving aside how dangerous it is to intentionally lure lone ghosts wandering around, the layout of the entire school is clearly intended to warm up ghosts, what is this for?

Introduce all the ghosts around, but there is no corresponding formation to purify their grievances and let them reincarnate.In this way, only going in and out, how much yang energy in the school can suppress so many growing ghosts and yin qi?

This is clearly a joke on the whole school, right?

One day something will happen in the school and I can't handle it. How many teachers and students in the school can escape?

Besides, the school has winter and summer vacations every year, even on weekends, many students will go home, so what if the Yang Qi is weak?

Xia Hong paused, and looked at him carefully: "I thought you also found something wrong with this school, that's why you came here."

Qi Shu: "..."

Qi Shu: "That's not true. The main reason is that my master told me that I have been in the red luan star recently, and there is a good relationship for me here."

Xia Hong:? ? ?

WTF?

Xia Hongpo was a bit speechless: "So you are here to find a partner?"

Qi Shu: "..."

It's not easy to say that, after all, according to my age, I still have a puppy love now.

Qi Shu actually has nothing to do with these things, but no matter what, he has to apply for a high school, so he might as well take this opportunity to settle one thing.

If it can be done, if it can't be done, this messy thing has to be solved, so as not to keep my master talking about it in my ear.

Xia Hong pondered for a while, and reminded him: "Let's not talk too far—the school let the boarding students come in to pack their luggage the night before yesterday, but they didn't let them stay overnight. This is very strange."

Not to mention that Xia Hong felt strange about this, almost all the boarding students worshiped the school's genealogy after receiving this notice.

"So I quietly came back at night to check."

Xia Hong said, "Then I found a barrier around the school."

Qi Shu was startled suddenly, faintly feeling that this matter seemed to be more serious than he thought.

Xia Hong lowered his voice: "You are also a fourth-rank celestial master, you should know what enchantment means."

Qi Shu looked at him vaguely: "These things...you didn't report back to the teacher, why did you tell me?"

The two of them just exchanged identities, less than half an hour, and now they have reached the stage where they can exchange information?

"I've been here for a year, and when I first came here, I realized that something was wrong with this place, so I went back to the teacher's door to ask."

Xia Hong paused, "Master only said it was to calm down the nearby hospital, but..."

He hesitated for a while, but still felt that although it was not appropriate to talk about Shimen behind his back, the matter in front of him seemed to be more serious.

"But I looked at it, and it is clear that there are unsaid words."

……

Qi Shu stepped on the bell for the fourth period and went back to the classroom. He Heng gave him an apologetic and caring look, and was speechless for a while.

How on earth can he convince his tablemate who has been worried about him that his trip to the office just now is actually just an academic exchange conference.

Qi Shu felt that he couldn't explain clearly, so he could only change the topic: "Mr. Xia asked me to remind you that he read your English paper and decided to give you a special lesson in English."

He Heng: "..."

No, wait a minute.

Why did the topic suddenly turn to me?

What kind of stove?Supervise me to recite English words every day?

He Heng looked at the English paper in his hand and almost cried out loud.

I always feel like my good days are over before they come.

Qi Shu felt that his performance was too exaggerated, and then He Heng tugged at his sleeves even more exaggeratedly: "Master, save me! I'm going to be captured by monsters!"

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