I heard that my roommate is a celestial master

When they were divided into liberal arts and science classes in the second year of high school, they really had one liberal arts and one science. The two classes faced each other across a corridor. If they wanted to see each other after class, they had to walk across mountains and seas for 2 minutes.

Separation at the beginning of school broke the hearts of all CP parties.

"Just 2 minutes, that's all."

He Heng couldn't quite understand why Gao Yanan and the others were sad, "Could it be that if we miss meeting for 2 minutes, there will be cracks in our relationship?"

Gao Yanan was very cautious: "Brother Heng, don't talk nonsense."

He Heng: "..."

"and,"

He Heng raised his hand incomprehensibly and asked, "I vaguely remember that half a year ago someone said that the candy delivered to your mouth was not sweet. You guys are going to find a new CP. Why are you back?"

Gao Yanan sighed: "If you don't forget your original intention, you will always be there."

He Heng didn't quite understand.

"Why don't you eat sugar? A bite counts as a bite."

Gao Yanan was confident, "And now that you are separated from each other, the sweetness of love is about to be covered with a sour shell. Just think about it, if you are not by each other's side for too long, and there is no common topic to talk about, the colorful world will be charming... "

"I can't get lost."

He Heng reminded her, "Sister Nan, do you still remember that we live in the same dormitory?"

Gao Yanan: "..."

stunned.

He Hengping said straightforwardly: "Although we are not together in class every day, we can eat together at noon, go back to the dormitory together at night, study together, and..."

Watch the little paper figurines do their homework together, and then Qi Shu draws symbols to make up English by himself.

I can't mention more metaphysical things, but the first few sentences are enough for Gao Yanan to comprehend the essence of an old couple from under the sour shell.

"And without the sour crust."

He Heng helped her crush the last trace of literary romance, "Only the sweetest love... Sister Nan, Sister Nan? Why are you running away?"

"Run to find the next pair of CPs."

Gao Yanan only left her with a determined back, "Let's meet again by fate!

He Heng didn't understand very much, walked through the corridor openly and entered Qi Shu's class, and sat carelessly on his boyfriend's desk: "I'm so sad, I need comfort."

Qi Shu, who had just experienced a section of human geography, obviously needed more comfort: "What's wrong? Have you encountered something more incomprehensible than why red dates are grown in northern Shaanxi?"

He Heng couldn't understand the example he gave: "...Why do red dates grow in northern Shaanxi? - Because of the large temperature difference between day and night, the red dates grown are sweet?"

The human geography knowledge he learned was limited to the second year of junior high school, and he barely thought of a professional term, but Qi Shu mercilessly shook his head and denied it.

Gao Yanan reminded him just now, and now He Heng is determined to find a common topic with his boyfriend, and he racked his brains to think of another one: "Because red dates are cold-resistant? Or drought-resistant?"

Qi Shu sighed deeply: "Because red is festive and the people of Xinjiang like it."

He Heng: "..."

He Heng was shocked.

Qi Shu was tortured by human geography like a brain teaser in the last class, and he was willing to share this torture with his boyfriend who had not been tortured: "Why are the landscape trees planted on both sides of the road different?"

He Heng tried to analyze it with the thinking of northern Shaanxi: "Because...the local people like it? No, it should be that the local people have different opinions, so they planted different ones."

There is no need to consult the opinions of the local people to grow anything on the roadside.

"But the idea is already very good."

Qi Shu praised him wearily, "Because the administrative divisions are different—this is a question for the college entrance examination. I heard that many people died on it that year."

That really deserves to die.

But He Heng was very content: "Very good, now you and geography have no common topic, we still have."

Qi Shu didn't realize what he meant when he said this, "What's the common topic, geography?"

"Physics is fine too."

He Heng was very talkative, "Perhaps you would like to communicate with the three moving sliders?"

Not necessarily.

Qi Shu directly pinned the geography exercise book on top of his head, rejecting it thoroughly with practical actions.

He Heng was very disappointed for a time, and that night, he dragged Qi Shu to the balcony to watch the stars on the grounds that "our love has been covered with a sour shell".

Qi Shu was so tormented by geography that he became dizzy, and now he didn't want to see anything related to geography at all.

For example, Polaris, which can be used to analyze dimensions.

"Relax, there is no North Star."

He Heng was very considerate, "If you look up now, you can only see a big piece of darkness, and there is not even a moon tonight."

... Then I don't really understand the meaning of your coming to see the stars.

Qi Shu had no choice but to pull him back into the dormitory, and pasted a talisman on each of the four corners of the dormitory, and the formula spontaneously ignited.

After staying in the same dormitory with Qi Shu for a year, He Heng has consciously seen the world, and now he will no longer show even the slightest surprise at this kind of "talisman paper that can spontaneously ignite without a lighter", and stands calmly. Watching from the side.

The flames of the four talismans flashed, and the sparks rushed to the roof, forming a square frame, and then spun around twice, and exploded like fireworks.

A floating starry sky exploded.

He Heng once again exclaimed that he had never seen the world before: "Fuck!"

This is the situation.

Qi Shu tried to ask him to modify it: "Have you considered changing the interjection?"

"You can't ask human beings to recite poems and fu or idioms when they are extremely amazed."

He Heng had reason and evidence, "Even if Li Bai saw the waterfall, his first reaction would be 'fuck me'."

...It cannot be said that there is no such possibility at all.

Qi Shu didn't bother with his interjection any longer, and went over to close the curtains, satisfying his boyfriend's sudden little wish: "There are stars, let's see them here."

It is so happy and romantic to have a little celestial master as a boyfriend.

He Heng sat on the chair and looked up for a while, still shocked: "What kind of talisman is this, so awesome."

"It's for stargazing. Master taught me stargazing before, but it's hard to get up early to go to school the next day if you don't sleep in the middle of the night. I figured it out by myself."

Qi Shu explained to him, "You can save the astrology of a certain day, and then play it back when you want. It's similar to a video recorder plus a projector, but with a higher definition."

He Heng doesn't know how to watch the stars. Looking up at the stars, he feels that every day is different—but it is only different every day. Anyway, he will definitely not be able to recognize which day is the same day.

But the tone of the little roommate was obviously a little strange when he said "one day".

He Heng observed the words and expressions very well: "So which day's starry sky are we seeing now?"

The little roommate obviously started to feel embarrassed after asking the question.

But Qi Shu's habit of answering questions has never been able to change. He held a piece of unused talisman and brewed for half a minute before he said seriously: "Last year, at the beginning of October... Fourth of the month."

Considering that the lunar calendar needs to be converted, Qi Shu kindly gave him the exact date directly.

It was the night I went to Master Qi Shu's house.

The night I applied for my boyfriend's internship with the scarf knitted by my grandma.

He Heng recalled briefly for a while, and was soon attracted by another matter.

"Why has it been a year, I haven't turned eighteen yet!"

He Heng covered his face in pain, "Let me grow up soon, if I don't do something that will be banned by Jinjiang at this time, I will feel sorry for the starry sky above my head."

Qi Shu: "..."

After living together legally for more than a year, Qi Shu could easily guess what he meant, and felt more and more that this man had no clue, and stuck the crumpled talisman on his face.

He Heng was very cooperative, he just pulled down the talisman paper so as not to block his eyes and see the stars.

So the two of them watched the starry sky quietly for a while in the dormitory.

"What's the rush?"

Qi Shu's voice was soft, but there was a bright smile when he heard it, "The stars are watching from above."