I heard that my roommate is a celestial master

The four of them hit it off immediately, took advantage of the time when the day students were out of school, they fled the evening self-study, and found a hot pot restaurant around the school.

Sixteen or seventeen-year-old boys go out to eat, and there is nothing missing without beer.But after all, after entering school, you still have to drink alcohol. If you drink so much that you can't even walk in a straight line, it's like dying.

He Heng was also not sure about the alcohol tolerance of these three little classmates who hadn't drunk much at first glance, so they only ordered a bottle of beer each.

But for the young students Yang Hao and Xin Yongqiang who have never drunk alcohol, the power of a bottle of beer should not be underestimated.

Of course, it may also be because it is the first time in my life to drink alcohol, and my heart is more stimulated.

Anyway, He Heng just watched the two little classmates drink half a can of beer with pride, and then started giggling.

What's wrong with this.

Can the drinking capacity of these two young classmates be so different?

"Shouldn't be drunk."

He Heng was sober and rational, and looked at the two of them carefully, "It looks more like wanting to imitate the way they look after being drunk."

Referred to as pretending to be drunk.

Qi Shu was incredulous: "Why do you pretend to be drunk?"

In fact, strictly speaking, it can’t be regarded as pretending to be drunk. He Heng is quite experienced, and explained to him helplessly: "It may be because it is the first time to drink alcohol, and I don't know what it feels like to be drunk, so I subconsciously think that I am drunk."

Qi Shu: "..."

Half a can of beer.

It takes a lot of awe to think you're drunk with the power of half a can of beer.

"All right, all right, you can eat vegetables even when you're drunk."

He Heng handed them a pair of chopsticks, "Hurry up, the beef is overcooked."

Yang Hao still insisted on his drunken persona, and confirmed to He Heng very worriedly: "Brother Heng, can I eat when I'm drunk?"

"Yes, yes, I can eat two big pots."

He Heng closed his eyes and nodded, very perfunctory, "I drink a lot, so I won't lie to you."

These words sound convincing, and the two innocent little classmates nodded innocently, picked up the chopsticks and picked up the beef happily.

Qi Shu who watched the whole process: "..."

It's all about what.

Strictly speaking, I don't count myself as a escapist, so why didn't I know that the students nowadays are so innocent and cute?

"You can't say that either,"

He Heng opened a can of beer and handed it to him, "Are you still drinking? ——These two little classmates just got rid of the strict control of their parents, and they came out to experience life. It's normal to be simple."

Qi Shu took the beer and drank a couple of sips. The more he looked at it, the more helpless he became: "Okay, it's normal if it's normal--then the speed of this meat is also normal?"

He Heng turned his head and took a look: "..."

Without looking at the two sentences, these two simple little classmates have already finished the whole pot of meat just now, and are working hard to make the second pot.

Xin Yongqiang happily picked up a plate and poured mutton rolls into the pot, and reported to He Heng while pouring: "Brother Heng, you are right, I think I can really eat two big pots!"

He Heng: "..."

I'm not I didn't say that.

I really don't mean that. You have to listen to me.

Qi Shu felt a little headache when he saw it: "Don't be really drunk... Can I go to school later?"

"I don't know if they will have sex,"

He Heng was also a little worried, "If you don't know how, you can only go in under the nose of the security guard at the door."

Yangcheng No. [-] Middle School is not strict with the boarding students. Although in principle, the boarding students cannot leave the school after evening self-study, but just looking at the snack street at the school gate, you can see that there must be a large number of people who have been sucked up by knowledge every night. The angry little poor came out to feel the beauty of being alive.

"It's not a problem to get into school,"

He Heng is much more experienced than him, and pointed to two young classmates who were fishing for shrimp balls, "But they both have to wash their faces to sober up, and they have to walk in a straight line, or they will be caught drinking, and they will die." I have to forcibly leave the dormitory.”

Qi Shu was a little surprised: "Forcibly check out once?"

"yes,"

He Heng leaned back, and spread out on the chair as if he had no bones: "It's like this in general boarding schools, and drinking is very strictly controlled-you haven't lived in a junior high school, have you?"

Boarding junior high schools are rare, Qi Shu shook his head: "No."

Both of them were a little worried, but Yang Hao, who had already finished eating two big pots, looked indifferent: "If you can't get in, you can't get in. I'm fine. I just happened to be expelled from the dormitory. I don't want to live on campus anyway."

Qi Shu was puzzled: "Why do you go through the dormitory procedures if you don't want to live on campus?"

Qi Shu felt that it would be too expensive to rent a house outside, and it would be troublesome to share a house with others, so it would be easier to live on campus instead.However, Yangcheng No. [-] Middle School is actually very humane. It does not require senior freshmen to live on campus, and students who do not want to live on campus can just make an application, which is very convenient.

"My mother insisted that I live on campus,"

Yang Hao looked hopeless, "They said they wanted me to integrate into the collective life, but they thought I was in the way at home."

He Heng reminded him calmly: "Then if you go home and live, can you still go out to drink in the future?"

Yang Hao: "..."

Yang Hao thought about it with his little head that seemed to be drunk, and felt that what he said was indeed very reasonable.

If you really live at home, let alone go out to drink, they won't let you eat out.

"That's not okay, I have to have courage,"

Yang Hao waved his hands very smartly, "Even if I can't drink in the future, I have to be brave this time."

He Heng and Qi Shu looked at each other, but they didn't understand how the topic turned to Qi Shu.

"That's what happened,"

Xin Yongqiang, as his roommate and teammate who chased youth last night, knew his mental journey completely, "He kept telling me since he came back last night that he felt that he was too cowardly, and he was afraid when he didn't encounter anything... But you two It's different, you two can confront ghosts head-on at a glance—especially you, Brother Heng."

He Heng stepped back tactically: "It's not that I can be tough without Qi Shu."

"Yes, I, Brother Qi, can do it too, you both are amazing."

Xin Yongqiang nodded in agreement, and naturally recognized the two brothers, "Then we both thought about it, and if we want to be manly, we have to learn from you two."

He Heng: "..."

At any rate, it is also the flower bone of the motherland whose roots are young and red. What is wrong with learning, learning to drink?

Feeling drunk after returning half a can of beer?

Masculinity cannot be learned in this way.

"Of course it's not just about drinking,"

Yang Hao was quite serious, "I think that you are particularly capable of taking on things, which is very majestic - I can too."

As Yang Hao said, he pointed to himself again: "I'll go back first, and take out a set of clothes for each of you, and you can just change into them."

He said righteously, "Go to the fucking dormitory, I don't care about living in that small place."

The dean who pushed the door in just happened to hear the last rebellious words.

Dean:"……"

Yang Hao: "..."

The scene was very embarrassing.

And silent.

And nervous.

Yang, who had stood up to show off his aura, sat down timidly, and turned his head quickly, trying to make the dean forget his face.

I'm not, I'm not, I'm not saying anything.

On the other hand, He Heng was unruffled in the face of danger, and while motioning for Qi Shu to turn around, he stood up and greeted: "Director Liu, are you coming to eat hot pot too?... You should have said earlier, let's come together."

The dean once again looked at the face of the young students with admiration.

The people at the table were all wearing school uniforms, and they knew they were from Yangcheng No. [-] Middle School.

Four students from our school come here to drink at night, which is too detrimental to the school's image. The dean is furious: "What are you guys doing here? What class do you belong to? What are you doing when you just start school? Do you want to drink?" gone?"

A series of questions came crashing down, which was simply overwhelming.

"How can we drink, we—"

He Heng's face didn't blush, his heart didn't beat, and he didn't even blink, "Come out and learn from each other, get into the relationship."

The dean obviously didn't want to let this matter go lightly: "Stop talking to me, how do you explain the beer cans on your table without drinking?"

how to explain.

This cannot be explained.

It's not that it can't be explained by force, but this has obviously been discovered, and death and poverty make people even more impatient.

He Heng closed his eyes, thinking that it was his fucking luck that something happened before the first day of school: "Yes, yes, drink, drink, I poured it."

He Heng had a good attitude of admitting his mistakes, and took a step forward based on the principle that it is better to die together than to die alone: ​​"I saved the game, I ordered the wine, and the director made a mistake and I will review it."

Yang Hao stood up cowardly, and took a step forward cowardly: "It's not...that Director Liu, I put them..."

"You don't make trouble,"

He Hengxin said that it doesn't matter if I get a punishment and ask my parents, what are you meddling with, "Go back and sit down."

Yang Hao was a bit timid but loyal, and felt that it was too much for He Heng to bear alone, so he continued: "I asked them to come out to drink..."

"What kind of brotherhood are you playing with me?" The director was unmoved, and looked at them carefully, "They are all boarding students, right? Which class are they in? The boarding students don't go to night self-study to steal Running out to drink?——Okay, come back with me, and no one will be able to escape if punished."

He Heng closed his eyes, thinking of countermeasures quickly in his mind.

... After all, he was the one who brought people out. He really couldn't bear to let everyone punish him for this matter before school even started.

"You ask the director to sit here,"

Qi Shu didn't know when he stood beside him, turned his back to the dean, and whispered, "As long as you have a glass of water on your table, give him half a glass."

He Heng glanced at him in surprise, didn't understand what he meant, but subconsciously did so for some reason: "Punishment, this matter is too much, I will write a review for you...you come here first on a hot day. "

He Heng gave Yang Hao a wink, the mind of this kind of life-and-death person is always very bright, Yang Hao cooperated with him to pull out the chair, and let the teaching director sit on He Heng's chair, Xin Yongqiang quickly moved away, flustered He almost spilled the beer on the table.

The dean looked at the beer cans on He Heng's desk and became even angrier: "Look! As a student, drinking so much alcohol..."

"Yes yes yes, too much too much,"

He Heng dealt with it casually, took a closer look at the cup in front of his desk, and confirmed that it was ordinary white water. Although he was puzzled, seeing Qi Shu nodding his face firmly, he thought that the situation could not be worse than the current situation So I asked the dean to drink half a glass on the grounds that "you drink saliva to regenerate your anger on a hot day".

... There is nothing unusual after drinking, but the dean is still very angry.

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感谢在2020-03-0322:36:17~2020-03-0720:51:34期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the mine: Tiannan 1;

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 23 bottles in ten directions;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!