I heard that my roommate is a celestial master

Luo Yu's home is in a high-end residential area in the city center, not far from Yangcheng No. [-] Middle School, and only two stops by bus.

On the roof of the teaching building in the center of Yangcheng No. [-] Middle School, a super-large version of the "Arrow on the String" sculpture is installed. The overall shape is a fully drawn bow and an arrow that is about to be shot.

I don’t know which principal designed it ingeniously, and I don’t know whether this sculpture, which is installed on the roof and can’t be easily seen without looking up, is used to remind the younger students to exercise their physical fitness or to rush forward like an arrow shot out.But after a few years, this sculpture has already become a landmark building.Standing at the gate of the community, Qi Shu could vaguely see that aggressive figure.

Qi Shu estimated the time. If the ghost in Luo Yu's house didn't mess around and procrastinate, he could even go back to school for dinner before the school cafeteria closed.

In order not to scare people, Tuantuan had already pretended to be dumb all the way, nestled in Qi Shu's arms and was drowsy. It was not until they entered Luo Yu's house that they shook their hair and raised their heads energetically.

Then Qi Shu pushed him down again.

"can not eat."

Qi Shu warned it succinctly, "Although the yin energy is very strong, this thing has not harmed anyone."

Tuantuan stuck out his tongue at him, not wanting to say a word.

At first, Mrs. Luo was not at ease when she saw such a young celestial master, but she still politely asked him to sit on the sofa, and brought over the tea she had prepared earlier, and then she took the child over and joined her husband Sit on the opposite side.

Although she forced herself to smile at Qi Shu, she still had a sad face. When she looked at the child in her arms, she was worried and distressed, as if she missed a glance.

It is estimated that it has been tossed a lot these days.

Mrs. Luo sighed: "My daughter fell asleep... This child has always been like this. She can sleep for a while during the day, but she can't stop crying at night. I can't coax her well, so she needs to be hugged by her father. a little."

"Take the child back to the house to sleep first, old lady, you go back to the house too, don't be scared anymore."

Qi Shu took out a peace talisman, folded it into a small triangle and handed it to Mrs. Luo, "Put this under the pillow—or in her hand, it will make her sleep more peacefully."

Mrs. Luo quickly took it over to thank her, and carried the baby back to the nursery.

Mrs. Luo's arms were sore and numb from holding the child, Luo Hong rubbed her arms and said, "It's been almost three months, and every time we have to wait for the child to fall asleep before we can close our eyes and rest for a while. But I always dream of a bloody child when I just fall asleep, and then wake up in fright."

Qi Shu asked, "How old is the child in your dream?"

"That kid..."

Mrs. Luo is a mother for the first time, so she can't help but feel unbearable when she sees some things.She sighed and said softly, "It's like a miscarried child, it's all formed."

Qi Shu nodded, making a good guess in his heart.He put Tuantuan on the ground and rubbed its head again: "Go and find it."

Tuantuan had been cooperating in business matters, and searched around the house, and finally stopped in front of a shrine, jumped up and pawed a few times.

It is a statue of the empress giving birth to a child.

This family has been married for many years without a child, and it is not surprising that the family pays tribute to the empress.But this altar looks quite new, and the incense ash in the incense burner doesn't look like it has been accumulated for years.

Qi Shu asked, "Since when did you start paying tribute to this empress?"

"About... around this time last year,"

Luo Yu thought about it carefully, "Yes, it was last year's National Day, when my wife and I went on a trip and invited me back—Master Qi Tian, ​​is there something wrong with this idol?"

Mrs. Luo objected subconsciously: "No, it's a good idea to send the baby girl away. We just brought the statue home, and I found out that I'm pregnant."

Qi Shu calculated the time: "When you were diagnosed, you were already two months pregnant, right?"

Mrs. Luo nodded: "Yes."

"So you were pregnant before asking the idol,"

Qi Shu said one thing, "This child has nothing to do with this statue, and it's hard to say whether this statue is spirited or not."

Luo Yu: "..."

Mrs. Luo: "..."

Are all the heavenly masters speaking so directly now?

After all, they are both people in metaphysics, don't they want to protect each other's face at all?

"Ah no,"

Qi Shu changed his tone in a good-tempered manner, "What I mean is, this statue of yours has never been consecrated, and the incense has not been offered to the Empress, so it is difficult to manifest."

"No, when I bought it, the master said that it has already been opened."

Luo Yu hurriedly explained, "I knew that the statue was going to be consecrated, so I asked specifically."

What is the difference between the illuminated and unlit statues? I couldn't explain it clearly for a while, but Qi Shu didn't bother him too much about it. He reached out to take the statue and knocked on the back twice.

"Listen carefully."

Qi Shu knocked twice more, and asked patiently, "Do you hear anything wrong?"

Luo Yu was at a loss: "What's wrong... Wait, it seems to be hollow inside?"

Yes, I can still hear it.

Qi Shu was quite satisfied, and told him the basics of popular science: "Hollow things are easy to attract evil, and this statue has not been consecrated, so it is a very suitable container. No matter whether the evil thing is sealed in this hollow It's easy to put it inside the statue, or attach it directly to it."

Qi Shu paused: "Besides, this evil thing was invited home by you, the door god can't stop it, and it can't be sent away easily."

Mrs. Luo was frightened: "Can't I send it away? Then, what should I do?"

Qi Shu didn't want to scare them, so he comforted: "It's okay, don't worry."

He took the statue and looked around, then knocked again: "Come out and talk?"

no response.

Exorcising ghosts is a matter of etiquette first, but Qi Shu felt that the etiquette had already been reached, and he didn't bother to go through any vain procedures. He took out his string of five emperors' money from his pocket and stuck it directly to the back of the statue.

"what--!"

A shrill scream exploded from the statue, and then a mass of bloody flesh popped out of the statue, hanging in mid-air.

Mrs. Luo screamed in fright and hid behind Luo Hong.Luo Hong looked quite calm on the face, and even stretched out his hand to protect his wife, but he was terribly frightened, and after a while he recovered his original voice: "Qi, Tianshi Qi, my wife and I will be together every night. This is what I dreamed about."

The adjective "stuff" is obviously not very friendly.

This bloody little meat ball flipped twice in mid-air, unfolded a little, and had some hands and feet, looking more like a curled up baby.

The little baby was still bloody. He opened his mouth and cried out with a "wow". While crying, he was wronged: "Dad... woo wow, dad doesn't like me."

Luo Yu: "???"

Mrs. Luo also looked shocked: "You..."

"Don't bark, I, I, I am not your father."

Luo Yu obviously couldn't accept this kind of baseless accusation, so he quickly put aside the relationship, "My wife, trust me, I don't know what's going on."

The little baby looked left and right, and cried even more aggrieved: "Mom doesn't like me either..."

Mrs. Luo: "...?"

The two looked at each other, each with a blank look on their faces.

"Ninny, this is our first child, and we have never had an abortion before."

Luo Yu carefully supported his wife, and asked Qi Shu in a low voice, "Master Qi, what is going on with this child?"

No matter what's going on, let the child stop crying first.

Qi Shu was so disturbed by this crying baby, but it seemed a bit inhumane to threaten him not to cry with a talisman, like bullying a child.

"Are there any toys for the children?"

Qi Shu turned around and asked Mrs. Luo, "Anything is fine, but it's best not to make any noise."

"Yes, yes, we bought a lot of toys for our daughter, please wait."

Mrs. Luo hurriedly went to the coffee table and brought over a fluffy bear, "Is this okay, this one doesn't make noise."

Qi Shu took it over, stuck a talisman on it with a snap, and threw it into the air.The talisman burned as soon as it was pasted.When the tongue of flame rolled, the stuffed bear was instantly reduced to ashes.

In mid-air, an identical stuffed bear appeared in the bloody little baby's hand.

Qi Shu tried his best to coax it with a soft voice: "Good boy, play with it yourself, don't cry."

Mrs. Luo was dumbfounded: "You are..."

Qi Shu was quite proficient in doing this kind of thing, and explained: "Coax the child to stop crying."

Coaxing children is not a heavenly master.

Mrs. Luo felt that it was against the harmony, and asked again: "Then why didn't it sound?"

"The loud ones are too loud,"

Qi Shu patiently explained the common sense of life to her, "Get a bell or something, it's jingling, it's not noisy enough—it's really just to coax the children, nothing else."

The little baby hugged the plush bear aggrievedly, and finally stopped crying, but still sobbed: "Mom doesn't like me, bear is not bought for me."

Weird.

Mrs. Luo looked at it, and suddenly she was not so scared, but felt that the bloody appearance was a little scary, and asked Qi Shu: "Master Qi, what is this - yes, we invited it back?"

Qi Shu nodded.

"Then, is this the evil god you mentioned?"

Luo Yu looked at the little ball about the size of a plush bear, "Is it the one that made our house like this these days? It looks too small."

This attitude of judging people by their appearance is not appropriate.

"Aspirations don't depend on age,"

Qi Shu fully affirmed its ability, "Don't look at it as small, but it's full of resentment, it's almost turned into a ghost boy."

Luo Yu didn't understand and asked, "What is a ghost boy?"

"Like this, if it is formed and then aborted, it will have a lot of resentment. There is no ghost messenger to guide it to reincarnation, or it will be directly detained to refine its soul. It will become a ghost boy."

This is a wicked sorcery, Qi Shu didn't say much to him, and then turned back, "This little devil has been in the mother's womb for five or six months, and his hands and feet have grown. At this time, he was aborted. Regardless of whether it is man-made or accidental, the grievances will be very heavy. Later, he was imprisoned in this Avalokitesvara of Songzi, and he will never see the light of day. It is inevitable that he will become a ghost boy after a long time."

Luo Yu was startled.

"Fortunately, you found out today, otherwise..."

He didn't dare to continue, wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and asked fearfully, "Then, Master Qi, can you get rid of this ghost boy?"

Yes of course you can.

"But in the final analysis, the two of you invited this little ghost home, which means that you have already formed karma with it."

Qi Shu waved at the kid who was having fun with the stuffed bear.The kid was a little afraid of him, so he dawdled closer.

"Now it regards you as its own parents wholeheartedly. If I take it away forcefully, it may not be easy."