I heard that my roommate is a celestial master

On Saturday morning, the thrill-seeking line to the haunted house suddenly had two more people before departure.

Yang Hao was overwhelmed by flattery: "It was the screams I made when I was frightened watching a ghost movie yesterday that made you unbearable, so you tossed and turned, and finally decided to haunt the house with us?"

He Heng: "?"

"When did this happen?"

He Heng suddenly felt that the sound insulation effect of this wall was very unfair, "Why didn't I hear a single scream in your room, but you can hear two cries in my room?"

Why the fuck?

Does the wall sound insulation have double standards?

Xin Yongqiang: "?"

Xin Yongqiang grasped the point very keenly: "So Brother Heng, are you really crying? Are you still lying to me that it's an auditory hallucination?"

He Heng: "..."

Qi Shu: "..."

I've never seen such a self-destruct.

"No, he didn't really scream,"

Xin Yongqiang was not frightened by the ghost film, but was quite frightened by Yang Hao's startled reaction, "But he grabbed his wrist and scratched his wrist black."

Yang Hao cooperatively showed them his great achievements.

Although there is no definite evidence, the haunted house is too suspicious, and Qi Shu is not at ease. The two of them just went there unprepared to give away the head—now, even if there is nothing wrong with the haunted house, they rushed to Yang Hao. It's not very reassuring to have the guts to pinch one's arm green while watching a ghost movie.

Yesterday, I got a guarantee from the yin messenger that the underworld knew about the dead souls, but if you dare to harm someone's life, it is absolutely forbidden regardless of the yin and yang realms—once there is definite evidence, Qi Shu doesn't need to do it, and the underworld will naturally not allow it. will turn a blind eye.

Yesterday's miserable ghost didn't know how frightened it was before it was alive. After eating a whole stick of nourishing incense, it couldn't gather three souls and seven souls, but fortunately, it was able to keep its soul alive.But it refused to stay by Qi Shu's side well, worrying about the safety of its colleagues so much that it almost scratched the floor of the dormitory and downstairs.

Seeing a ghost who had never done any evil tend to develop towards the evil ghost because of anxiety, Qi Shu had no choice but to appease him. It goes to the colleague who has also been to the haunted house and has been stamped, but has not had any accidents.

"So can ghosts float in the sun?"

The four of them were waiting for the bus at the stop sign at the school gate against the sun. He Heng looked blankly at the newly recruited ghost by his roommate, and felt that the system of ghosts and ghosts that he didn't know much about was being further impacted, "It doesn't mean that ghosts are all Afraid of the sun? Why do I feel that they don't seem to be afraid at all?"

Not only is this ghost who is by Qi Shu's side not afraid, even yesterday's ghost who heard that he could protect Xiaowei, who was so excited that he rushed out before even getting the talisman specially given to it by Qi Shu--otherwise At noon, if the ghost's life is in danger after being exposed to the sun, the mother-child talisman in Qi Shu's hand should have an early warning.

Even going forward, the two ghosts I saw on the first day of school, next to my little classmate who was not my roommate at the time, and who was a little quiet, were also swaggering and floating in the sun.

"It's not that I'm not afraid,"

Considering that Yang Hao and Xin Yongqiang, two little classmates who are afraid of watching ghost movies, are nearby, Qi Shu can't explain this in detail, let alone use "these two ghosts around us" as an example, he can only pretend Pointing vaguely: "There is a formation, and the hotter it is, the better the effect."

He Heng seemed to understand: "It is true that the air conditioner consumes more electricity when it gets hotter."

Qi Shu: "..."

Where is this going?

……

The haunted house on West Ring Road is very atmospheric. The overall architectural shape is a small house made of gray stone bricks, and the words "Do not enter the living soul" are specially written on the wall with blackish red paint. The four large characters, combined with the intentionally made dripping traces, and the surrounding fence specially made in the shape of human bones, are really very visually impactful.

Just looking at the appearance, it is also understandable why this newly built haunted house can quickly become an Internet celebrity check-in attraction.

The ticket gate is located outside the fence. It is also made of gray brick walls, like a tall small building. The whole small building only has a small window at the same height. There is no light in the window, and it is dark. You can't see anything, and it doesn't look like it's open at all.There is also a dense layer of creepers crawling on the outer wall, which looks gloomy as a whole.

But there are a lot of people queuing in front of the building, and from time to time, a hand in the shape of a bone will stick out of the window holding the payment code, and then hand over two tickets.

From the ticket gate to the entrance of the haunted house, there are four or five staff dressed as old people. Seeing the tourists queuing up with tickets, they go up and grab their sleeves and advise: "You can't go in, young man, don't go in. ..."

The acting skills with real emotions made the originally irritating waiting time in line a lot more interesting.

He Heng was bored in the queue, and when he heard this, he grabbed people and asked why he couldn't go in, and the old lady who grabbed his sleeve started to cry: "This house is evil, the original owner's family of six doesn't know why I can't think about it, and suddenly committed suicide together at night. Suicide is not counted, but it will become a ghost to harm us... Poor my son, he is only seven or eight years old. One day he ran in for fun, and never came out again... ..."

He Heng was about to pat the old man's arm in embarrassment to show his admiration for her dedication, but the old lady who was still crying changed the subject: "So, young man, you must have come to help me find my son! You must Bring out my poor son!"

He Heng: "?"

So is this a haunted house hidden plot quest?

Yang Hao was very excited when he heard it: "So this is still an immersive plot? No problem, we will definitely complete the task!"

The old lady nodded in satisfaction, smiled at them amiably, took out a stamp, and quickly stamped a stamp on the arms of the four of them: "This is a reward for brave young people."

Qi Shu didn't stop Yang Hao from the moment he promised her, and he didn't struggle at all, allowing her to print the seal on his arm.Looking at the mark on his arm that was exactly the same as that of the ghost, he quickly connected the cause and effect.

A haunted house, if all the people who came here died in accidents without exception, then whether it was a suicide car accident or a man-made accident, people would always notice it after a long time.

Moreover, the saying that heaven has the virtue of good life is not just a joke. If the mastermind behind the scenes makes a game of ten deaths and no life, that side of heaven will not allow it first—even the Buqimen gossip must be specially announced. Create a life door, otherwise the formation will not work.

So it has to be screened, at least to turn the killing of people into a probabilistic event.

These few staff members who are holding people and howling are probably the ones responsible for the screening—or tourists rely on their luck.Those who are not very curious, just line up without talking to each other, or don't ask the reason, and don't promise to help find their son, can get away with it.

"But it's a bit of a loophole,"

He Heng felt that the mastermind behind the scenes was a bit unreasonable, "How many people who come to the haunted house are not curious?"

You don’t need to look at anything else, just look at how excited the people around you are when they hear that there is a hidden plot and return the small reward seal to calculate the probability. The people who can enter the haunted house without being stamped can be said to be one in a hundred.

The voice of the old lady telling a ghost story just now was so loud that the people in line could hear it clearly. The few remaining staff members asked one by one if they could help me find my son without even telling the story, and they got affirmative answers. Afterwards, they stamped their hands and feet swiftly, and within a short while, everyone in line had a signature stamp on their arms.

Kindergarten teachers do not lie to me, little red flower is enough to become one of the goals that human beings pursue forever.

The entrance and exit of the haunted house are not far away. From time to time, people screamed and ran out of the exit, all of them were pale, and there were even a few who were rolling and crawling, which made the people in line excited and at the same time have a lot of excitement. psychological pressure.

"Are there many real people pretending to be ghosts here?"

Yang Hao started to beat his heart when he entered the door, hugged himself and started to worry, "I, what if I can't run when they chase us, Brother Heng..."

He Heng patted his little head kindly: "Then you can sacrifice your life to block them and buy us time to escape."

Yang Hao: "..."

Yang Hao: "Woo."

Xin Yongqiang felt that his proposal was very good, and happily raised his hands to second his proposal: "Then remember to hug their legs, Fatty."

Fatty Yang: "..."

Woo.

Yang Hao, who was sacrificed for righteousness, could only actively carry out self-rescue actions. Fortunately, the haunted house fully considered the urgent needs of timid tourists, and set up a special stall at the entrance to sell ghost exorcism charms.

It is said that it is a street stall, but it is a genuine street stall. I only took a piece of cloth and spread it on the ground. The chairman of the stall sat on the ground, wearing a not-so-clean Taoist robe, holding a prayer flag in his hand, and writing four large characters——

"Trick, shake, hit, cheat?"

He Heng thought it over several times anyway, but still found it unbelievable, "Are all of you practitioners using words so accurate and simple?"

Qi Shu said in his heart that this is obviously not a cultivator.

"Exorcism talisman, 21 pieces of childishness without deception,"

The fake Taoist priest who bluffs and deceives sells people when he sees people, "A ghost exorcism talisman is 100% effective in exorcising a ghost. Buy as many as you want. If you don't use it up, I will refund the original price for the Taoist priest."

This deal sounds like a good deal.

Yang Hao spent as much money as he could, bought twenty of them in one go, gave them to He Heng and the others and divided them among the three, and put the rest in his pocket carefully.

Xin Yongqiang was incredulous: "Isn't coming to the haunted house just to find excitement? What's the excitement in buying so many charms?"

"Isn't it exciting to give ghost stickers?"

Yang Hao felt that his thoughts needed to be corrected, "Besides, you have to change your mind - what is this talisman for?"

He Heng said succinctly: "I will sacrifice my life for righteousness for you."

Yang Hao: "..."

"No, not at all!"

Yang Hao has reason and evidence, "This talisman is a gift, understand? After a while, we think which ghost in it behaves well and is scary, so we will use this talisman to reward him and let him go to rest. "