I heard that my roommate is a celestial master

High pressure training is painful, but it works.

The new instructor did what he said, and it took only one morning to strictly regulate the goose posture of everyone in class three.

"Now your muscles have memorized the most standardized posture, I hope you can maintain it."

Instructor Liu seemed to like to explain his plan clearly to them, and he didn't know whether it was for threatening or discussing, "This afternoon, I will let you walk through the complete queue every half hour. If you walk well, you can continue to rest."

The students in class three were overwhelmed by the sudden happiness, and it took a full ten seconds before they remembered to cheer.

Instructor Liu didn't talk nonsense to stop them. Seeing that they had no problem going through a set of procedures from changing the method between stops to going forward, he kept their promises and let them rest where they were.

"I didn't think of it, I really didn't think of it."

Sun Haowen was so moved that he almost picked up the instructor and called his father, "I was still envious of other classes in the morning, and now it's my turn to enjoy this envious look."

Yang Hao was more direct than him: "I declare that this instructor will be my father for the next four days."

Instructor Liu who just came over to inspect the circle happened to hear this sentence: "..."

Instructor Liu gave him a hard look, not knowing whether it was to avoid suspicion or disgust, he walked around him from a distance and walked to the other side of the line.

Yang Hao: "..."

Is it too obvious to be disgusted?

Class three had a very enjoyable afternoon, so moist that even the grade director couldn't stand it anymore, so he personally came to supervise them to practice.

"They're practicing really well now."

Instructor Liu was not in a hurry with him, and politely reasoned, and asked the third class to stand up and show the lineup to the grade director, "Look, it is much better than the other classes."

The instructor watching from the side: "..."

There is no need to be so pushy.

Although the instructor looked cold and indifferent, he did what he said, saying that letting them rest was resting, and he didn't care if they got together to talk and chat.

Although there is no shade on the training ground, the sun has not been out in the past few days, and there is even a cool breeze blowing from time to time.

There is simply no happier military training than this.

Gao Yanan and the others sat bored, at first they just chatted quietly, but later they found that the instructor really didn't seem to care about their chatting, and gradually became more courageous, forming a small circle in twos and threes.

During the evening training, a few girls even brought paper and pens and mysteriously asked for a pen fairy.

"We invited Bixian in the dormitory last night,"

Gao Yanan excitedly recruited people to join the group, "It's very effective, you all have to try it too."

This kind of ghosts and gods has always aroused the interest of these half-aged high school students.A dozen or so people around quickly formed a small circle, Gao Yanan mysteriously took out a piece of paper, asked four people to pinch the four corners respectively.

"I drew this piece of paper in advance according to the online tutorial."

Gao Yanan lowered her voice, and explained to them mysteriously, "Look, write the mouth in the upper left corner, write the exit in the lower right corner, leave nothing in the middle of the paper. Then write a few demons and ghosts on the top, At the bottom, write the dynasties of Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing, then write numbers and pinyin letters, and finally write men and women on the left, and write whether or not on the right, so that it is convenient for the pen fairy to answer questions."

Although there was an incandescent headlight on the training ground, a group of people surrounded them, and to be honest, they were vaguely visible, and it was hard to see what was written on the paper.

But this rigorous attitude is worthy of praise.

"Originally, the paper should be spread on the table, but we don't have a table now, and it doesn't seem good to put it on the ground."

Gao Yanan discussed with the four people holding the paper, "You four help to hold it first, and I will change it with you in a moment—let's each ask a question, shall we?"

This arrangement is very reasonable, and no one has any opinions.Gao Yanan continued: "Then I'll give you a demonstration. When the pen fairy comes, you will take turns to ask questions with the pen. You can't ask about life and death, and you can't ask the pen fairy's privacy. Remember it."

Everyone was infected by her ready attitude and nodded nervously.

Sitting opposite Gao Yanan, He Heng felt that she couldn't hear her, so he turned his head to ask Qi Shu for verification: "Please tell me whether this kind of Bixian is real or not, is there such a saying among your celestial masters?"

"You can't tell the truth, it sounds a bit like a simplified version of Fushi."

Qi Shu paused, "It's hard to say whether it can attract something, but if it does, it will probably be a lonely ghost."

He Heng caught a proper noun: "What is the 'Fushi' you just mentioned?"

Surrounded by classmates, the two said that this kind of superstitious words, obviously not for others to hear, had to lower their voices and listen to each other's ears. Qi Shu explained as concisely as possible: "A method of divination in Taoism, Folks also use it. It’s similar to theirs. It’s also a pen inserted into a sandbox filled with fine sand, but it’s written directly, and the gods are attached to it, not attached to the pen—so it’s not the same, the pen The celestial beings seem to have come from Japan?"

Gao Yanan said from the tutorials on the Internet that it is best for a pen fairy to be a man and a woman to write.She was sitting opposite He Heng, and originally wanted to ask He Heng to demonstrate with her, but just as she raised her head to call for someone, she saw him whispering to Qi Shu.

... No, is it necessary to be so open and aboveboard when it comes to dating?

Gao Yanan didn't want to be annoying, she skipped over him and Qi Shu, and called Sun Haowen who was sitting next to them: "Come on Haowen, you and I will hold the pen together, I will demonstrate first."

Sun Haowen held the pen eagerly.

"Hands and arms have to hang in the air, you can't support the ground and legs."

Gao Yanan reminded him, "It's started, I'm going to start."

Everyone was very nervous by her, and nodded quickly upon hearing this.

Gao Yanan held the pen, took a deep breath, and began to recite the mantra she saw on the Internet: "Bi Xian Bi Xian, you are my past life, and I am your present life. If you want to continue your relationship with me, please write the formula on the paper. Draw a circle."

Everyone couldn't help but hold their breath, and carefully looked at the pen tip hanging on the paper under the not-so-bright light——

"It's moving, the pen is moving!"

Yang Hao lowered his voice subconsciously, and pointed to them excitedly, "The pen is moving, is it the pen fairy coming?"

He Heng was also attracted by their movement, and squinted his eyes to take a closer look: "...Where did it come from? Do you know what a pen fairy looks like?"

"I don't know, but Brother Heng, please keep your voice down, Bixian will be angry when he hears this."

Gao Yanan was sincere and did not forget to stop him, "Drawing a circle with the pen on the paper means that the pen fairy has been invited, and now you can ask questions - I will show you a demonstration."

Gao Yanan stared at the nib of the pen, and tentatively asked, "Pen Fairy, can you tell me your gender?"

The pen held by Gao Yanan and Sun Haowen shook left and right twice, and slowly moved towards the side where "female" was written.

"The pen fairy is a girl, you should be careful when you ask questions, especially boys, don't ask too many questions."

Gao Yanan reminded them, then continued to stare nervously at the nib of the pen, and began to ask the questions she wanted to ask.

As a freshman in high school, there are only a few questions that can be asked.She held her breath and asked the question she was most concerned about——

"—Can the CP I drink be cultivated to a positive result?"

Sun Haowen obviously didn't understand that she summoned the pen fairy just to ask this question. After the nib of the pen shook twice, he obviously felt a pulling force, and it stopped before the word "yes".

Excitedly, Gao Yanan clenched her other vacant hand into a fist, and touched the little sister next to her forcefully.

yeah!

The CP I ate finally came to fruition!

Sun Haowen was shocked, and immediately changed his half-believing mentality: "I really felt an obvious pulling force just now! The pen fairy has really come!"

He Heng: "..."

"So why can't that pulling force belong to Gao Yanan?"

He Heng was a bystander, turned his head and continued to complain to Qi Shu, "That's an ordinary pen, I didn't see any ghosts attached to it, okay? On the contrary, there is one floating beside Gao Yanan, clutching it curiously. Take a look."

—or perhaps covering his mouth and laughing.

Real ghosts want to laugh when they see it.

But after all, this is a sense of ritual organized by people with great interest. He Heng didn't want to be idle and pour cold water on it. What is it called?", and then spread to "Does the head teacher have a girlfriend?", "Is the celebrity I like married?", and finally even asked "How many points can I get in the college entrance examination" and "What is the topic of the Chinese composition for the college entrance examination".

"If I were a pen fairy, I would have run away from the exit."

He Heng was so tired of that pen, "Those who ask this question can find everything from all over the world, and there are also those who ask questions about the college entrance examination... The pen fairy can't bet on this thing now."

He Heng was complaining to Qi Shu, when Gao Yanan suddenly called out to him: "Brother Heng, it's up to you and Qi Shu."

Qi Shu, who was suddenly named, looked at a loss.

"Why the two of us?"

He Heng raised his hand seriously and asked, "Sister Nan, didn't you just say that there is a man and a woman?"

Gao Yanan: "..."

Damn you still ask me.

I don't even want to see how tired of you both are.

Which girl is crazy and dares to intervene between the two of you?

"It's okay, Pen Fairy will understand."

Gao Yanan said in her heart that the pen fairy guaranteed that the two of you will achieve a positive result, and she probably wouldn't mind the two of you asking questions together, and handed the pen to them: "Hurry up, take it and hold it—quickly ask, there is only one left." It's the two of you, and I have to send a pen fairy after asking, and we have to go through the queue again in a while."

He Heng and Qi Shu were still watching the play in the outfield, but they were suddenly pulled over and stuffed with a pen, so they had to look at each other helplessly.

"Do you want to ask something?"

He Heng deliberately teased him, "Why don't you ask if it's still cloudy tomorrow?"

That's a really good question for others.

After five consecutive days of cloudy days, everyone felt the happiness of being blessed by God, and they didn't want to experience the feeling of being basking in the sun two days ago.

A few people suggested in a low voice: "Ask, let's ask, it's best that the next few days will be cloudy."

Qi Shu didn't have anything to ask at first, but now he throws a question right in his heart.He cooperatively asked if it would be cloudy in the next few days, and then manually pulled the tip of the pen to "Yes".

He Heng: "..."

Just, so perfunctory?

Although whether it will be cloudy or sunny in the next few days is all up to my roommate, but it is not so perfunctory to directly pull the pen out of the straight line.

But obviously, no one thought it was wrong, and even a few students gave high fives excitedly for Bixian's firm answer.

He Heng: "..."

All right, just find comfort for yourself.

He Heng was the only one left who didn't ask any questions, but He Heng didn't know what he was going to ask about a pen, and was just about to ask something to fool him, when Gao Yanan suddenly reminded him excitedly: "Brother Heng, you Just ask directly, can you and Qi Shu be together forever."

He Heng:?

Qi Shu:?

No.

and many more.

WTF?

with who?

Forever what?

He Heng knew that he hadn't had time to refute the rumors on the girl's side, but he didn't expect that someone would really love CP, even in front of him.

Both he and Qi Shu were stunned by her words, subconsciously raised their heads and looked at each other for a while.

——The subordinates didn't have time to move, and the pen tip still stopped at the "yes", motionless.

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The author has something to say:

感谢在2021-01-2922:25:29~2021-01-3023:32:40期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the mine: Xiao Zhan biss 1;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!