I heard that my roommate is a celestial master

Anyway, he is a Maoshan disciple who respects his teacher, no matter how angry he is, he will not do anything out of line, Xia Hong almost helplessly held him down: "What are you thinking about every day, why don't you learn how to write and direct in the future?" alright."

He Heng felt that what he said was very reasonable, and happily listed "directing" as one of his life goals.

The order is second only to "e-sports player" and "English translation".

Xia Hong: "..."

Xia Hong really didn't know that his goal could be so grand, otherwise he would have been so moved that he would have given him twenty sets of English papers on the spot.

They originally wanted to sneak back to school together, but they didn't expect Lu Tianshi in the ward to be very sharp, so Qi Shu came out and stopped them after only two steps away.

He Heng went in generously. Xia Hong lived like a child who had done something wrong and was waiting to be punished. When he entered the ward, he didn't know what to say. He was so ashamed that he couldn't even raise his head.

Lu Tianshi waved at them, and said gently, "I've heard it all, you guys have been helping Xiaoshu, thank you."

He Heng waved his hands decently: "You are welcome, we are classmates, we should."

Xia Hong felt even more ashamed: "No, I didn't help much."

"Mr. Xia, you have already helped a lot."

Qi Shu thanked him earnestly, "If you hadn't told me that Master was invited to Maoshan to discuss Taoism, I wouldn't have known about it, let alone know how to start... I want to thank you very much."

Lu Tianshi also continued with a smile: "Yes, thank you very much. Maoshan can have a group of children like you, after all, there is still a way out, and it can gradually improve."

……

After many days, He Heng finally sat back in the classroom.

Counting back and forth, He Heng has not been to class for nearly a month.Fortunately, it's only the first year of high school now, and he didn't catch up with the final review, so his desk wasn't full of backlogged papers.

Qi Shu brought homework and papers back to the dormitory for him every day. After sorting out by subject, it didn't seem too much, and he could help with small pieces of paper. He Heng was not too worried.

What he is more worried about now is that he has not touched English for too long, and it may be more difficult to pick up his limited knowledge of English.

He Heng took precautions and took the time to memorize a few English words during his early self-study.But before he could study quietly for a while, Sun Haowen jumped onto the podium in a blustery manner: "Students——Apply for the sports meeting! There are not many places, so please register as soon as possible!"

The students looked at each other, and only a few of them raised their hands to sign up for the sprint and long jump.

Sun Haowen looked at the audience eagerly for a long time: "That's it, is it gone?"

He confirmed again and again that there was still no one in the classroom to participate, and the imaginary scene of enthusiastic registration did not exist at all.

But the registration form is still more than half empty, so Sun Haowen can only ask one by one: "The girls are 50 meters away, two in 100 meters, and one in 400 meters... Miss Nan? Little squad leader? Take the lead?"

After all, Gao Yanan is the class monitor, so she had no choice but to nod at a time like this: "Okay, let me run 100 meters, I can't run any longer."

Sun Haowen took advantage of the opportunity and handed the girl's project form directly to her: "Success, one counts as one. Sister Nan, you can fill it out, and I will give you full authority over the girl."

Gao Yanan: "..."

Be caught off guard.

Gao Yanan, who had been assigned a task out of nowhere, made a gesture to kick him, but seeing that he was really struggling, she had no choice but to take it by cursing.

After finally sharing half of the burden, Sun Haowen suddenly felt a lot more relaxed, and continued to shout: "Boys are still short of one in 50 meters, one in 100 meters, and one in 400 meters. Anyway, let's get one..."

A few boys sparsely filled in the gaps of 50 meters and 100 meters, and finally the remaining 1000 meters was still empty.

Sun Haowen looked around for a week, and approached He Heng's desk full of hope: "Brother Heng, help the world."

"Brother Heng can't save him."

He Heng was almost annoyed by him, "I don't think about good things."

Having said that, He Heng still nodded lazily: "Okay, one thousand is one thousand... Back off, don't bother me to recite words."

Sun Haowen was very cooperative: "Hey, you always memorize slowly, and Lao Xia will dictate in the second class later."

He Heng was shocked to hear the bad news: "Ah? Where is the dictation?"

"Fifteen after the third unit."

Sun Haowen pointed to him, "It's okay, there's time, the first class is Grandma Yu's Chinese, I can recite it for a while... Brother Qi, do you want to run a thousand with Brother Heng?"

Qi Shu had been catching up on sleep just now, and he didn't know how the topic suddenly turned to himself, but he didn't want to run 1000 meters in the sun on a hot day at all, so he quickly refused: "No, next one."

Sun Haowen wanted to grind out a few more sentences, but He Heng picked up his English book and knocked on him: "It doesn't count if you cheated on me alone, but you caught us both cheating together? Get out of here."

His attitude was too firm, Sun Haowen had no choice but to look for the next target in aggrieved manner.

"Help, Qi Shu, I just got back and I'm about to dictate."

He Heng was full of despair, "I just memorized the second unit, which can be regarded as the opposite of the new era."

Qi Shu pursed his lips and comforted him in a low voice: "Not necessarily dictation, the second class should be replaced by other teachers, and Teacher Xia asked for leave to go back to Maoshan."

He Heng was even more shocked than when he learned that he had to dictate: "Huh? Lao Xia went back to wash Maoshan with blood? Alone?"

Qi Shu: "..."

No, where did you hear the rumor about the bloodbath of Maoshan, and why did you believe it so deeply?

He Heng was still genuinely worried: "Are you going to let him go back? Nothing will happen, right? What if the police don't take care of the human life?"

"..."

When it comes to matters of principle, Qi Shu is categorical, "Guan, now is a society ruled by law, and everyone must abide by the law."

He Heng was obviously more worried when he heard this.

"But why is it rumored that Maoshan was washed with blood?"

Qi Shu was curious, "Who did you listen to?"

He Heng: "Old Xia said it."

Qi Shu: "?"

impossible.

A well-behaved little Taoist priest from Maoshan would never say such a thing.

Qi Shu continued to ask for proof: "What did Teacher Xia tell you?"

He Heng said truthfully: "He said he would go back and talk to Master."

Qi Shu: "..."

Qi Shu just felt that his tablemate was very strange: "So is there any connection between the two?"

He Heng has a lot of life experience: "When we were in junior high school, we said we wanted to talk to you, didn't we mean we wanted to have a fight with you?"

Since Qi Shu went to school, he has always obeyed the school rules and disciplines in the nine years of elementary school and junior high school. I have been involved in this kind of dating incident that can be classified as "bad boys", and I don't understand their conventional slang at all.He had no choice but to re-pat the English book on He Heng's desk: "Ms. Xia is going back to talk to Master, don't think too much, just memorize the vocabulary."

He Heng was very relieved: "It's okay, anyway, other teachers are taking over the class, so I shouldn't dictate."

He only thought that he was saved after the catastrophe, but his little roommate was extremely ruthless: "Recite quickly, or I will draw symbols on your desk, and make sure that the substitute teacher will randomly check your memorization words as soon as he comes in."

He Heng: "..."

He Heng was dumbfounded: "Is it so inhuman?"

But He Heng obviously knows how to hurt each other: "Then I will raise my hand for you now and tell Sun Haowen that you want to report 1000 meters and run with [-] meters."

Qi Shu: "..."

That's not necessary.

Could this be the legendary fight between snipe and clam.

The two of them were naively going back and forth here, but Sun Haowen was forced into the detection radar by nearly half of the vacant sports meeting registration forms. He vaguely heard a sentence and immediately rushed over: "What? Is my Brother Qi going to report? 1000 meters? I heard, don’t worry, I’ll report it to you right away.”

Qi Shu: "...No, you heard wrong."

Sun Haowen turned a deaf ear to this sentence, picked up the pen and was about to fill in the name, but was slapped on the back of the head by He Heng: "Go away, hurry up, what business do we young couple talk to you?"

Sun Haowen: "..."

Qi Shu: "..."

Yang Hao and Xin Yongqiang, who did not listen intentionally but still heard clearly in the front row: "..."

There are also a circle of students around: "..."

What, what, is coming out of the closet?

He Heng sat calmly under the eyes of surprise and eating melons, as if he didn't feel that he had said something earth-shattering, and asked unhurriedly: "What's the matter, you guys have been spreading the word a lot, you still need me to say this? "

However, although.

Although in the rumours, you both did what you should have done, but the rumours are rumours after all.

How can there be a young couple who is directly stamped by the rightful owner today.

He Heng flirted with his classmates for a long time, but Qi Shu didn't think about anything else at all. He just felt that his deskmate was getting more and more out of tune, and he didn't bother to refute him, so he just pushed the English book towards him. Tweet: "Hurry up and memorize your vocabulary, Teacher Xia asked me to supervise you, and I will check you when he comes back."

He Heng is now so obedient that he can no longer be obedient. He not only started to memorize vocabulary, but also urged the students around him to eat melons: "What are you doing? Don't hurry up to study in the early morning. The plan of the day is whether you know it in the morning ? If you have nothing to do, hurry up and recite the two words—you can see that there is no deskmate to worry about you."

What are you pretending to be a wolf with a big tail?

I spent a long time talking about it, and there are young couples who don't talk too much. Isn't this the plot of the protagonist's active cue?Now that the cue is over, he looks serious.

Everyone curled their lips, turned back to their seats, and the crazy "ahhhh" instantly occupied the circle of friends of all the students in class three.

Xia Hong even howled so much that he sent a WeChat message to ask Qi Shu if there was any accident in the class, and why everyone was suddenly so excited and incoherent in Moments.

Qi Shu was at a loss, not knowing that the unfilled sports meeting registration form did not meet the scope of Mr. Xia's inquiry, but he was too lazy to say that, and replied briefly, "It's okay."

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