I heard that my roommate is a celestial master

He Heng was nervous for at least 3 minutes because of his roommate's simple and rude threat.

My roommate doesn't seem like a person who is good at rhetoric.

If he said he would die, he would really die.

He Heng had lingering fears in his heart, recalling the idea of ​​taking pictures every time he had a whim in the past 17 years, it was almost a life and death crisis every time.

"Actually, you took a picture just now, and it's not a big deal. Those two ghosts wanted to reincarnate. Even if you took a picture, they wouldn't stay in the world."

Since he would still recruit ghosts to the dormitory in the future, Qi Shu was afraid that he would have some prejudice against ghosts, so he tried to explain to him, "Besides, most ghosts don't harm people unless they come to seek revenge—at most they just scare people." scare you."

He Heng nodded to show that he knew, and thought that Qi Shu should not be able to see the darkness in the dormitory, so he said "um" to show that he heard it.

It was indeed getting late, the two of them hurriedly ended the conversation, He Heng turned to his side and prepared to go to bed, but Qi Shu still had something in his mind that he didn't want to understand, and he couldn't sleep even if he wanted to.

Qi Shu tapped the mattress with his right index finger, recalling the layout of the whole school, the more he thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong.

The sky is in prison in all directions, you can get in but you can't get out.

Locust trees, pines and cypresses are planted everywhere, and ghosts come out of the yin house.

This refers to two kinds of shady houses. Ordinary houses and courtyards are prone to accidents as long as they are next to one of them. Full of locust trees.

I don't know where the expert was hired for this layout. It's a precise stepping on the thunder, and no one can believe it's a coincidence.

Even ordinary little ghosts can be infected with resentment after staying here for a long time—just like the ghost he recruited today.

According to common sense, although this is a school with strong yang energy, there is a large hospital next to the school, and there are many filthy people in it, and I don't know how many ghosts there are.

Lonely ghost, square sky, locust tree.

No matter how you look at it, it is a good place to warm up the soul, gather ghosts and summon the soul.

No amount of yang energy can resist artificial death.

After all, since the book of life and death in the underworld was lost unexpectedly, no matter how peaceful and peaceful little ghosts have to stay in the world, let alone those fierce ghosts who are originally harmful to others.

Be confident and aboveboard.

The errands are so busy that they can't manage it.

It stands to reason that within five years this school will be full of ghostly spirits and frequent occurrences of ghosts.

But this school has been established for nine years, but it is still peaceful and peaceful.

That's one thing, that little red kid is another.

Ghost errands like today are usually the helpers recruited by the ghost kings in the various ghost domains. They also work as errands in the local Town God's Land Temple, but their income is very unstable. They like to do odd jobs to earn money when they are free. Extra cash.

He burned the spirit talisman to summon the ghost messenger, which was equivalent to sending out a job recruitment message.

However, there are many ghosts and few jobs, and those who accept the job must first have quick eyesight and quick hands. It is rare for a ghost to respond to two calls of talismans at the same time.

Unless, the last talisman was very close to him, and the time difference was almost the same, that would make this ghost rush to his place before he could put the soul chain on that female ghost.

Calculated from this range... it's only as big as this school.

Could it be that there are still celestial masters practicing in this school?

Which sect?How similar to my master's teaching philosophy, instead of forcing him to learn Taoism, let him come out to experience life instead?

……

The next morning, Qi Shu woke up from the heat.

It stands to reason that even if a cultivator cannot protect himself from cold and heat, he should at least be much better than ordinary people, so as not to be overwhelmed by the heat.

But Qi Shu is different.He was born on the fifth day of the fifth lunar month, so he has a lot of yang energy, and the yin and yang in his body are unbalanced.In addition, I was sick when I was a child, and my body is not very good. I am not afraid of cold but especially afraid of heat.

But last night, the ghost responsible for the air conditioner was sent away, and Qi Shu didn't bother to recruit another one in the middle of the night. He didn't expect that the weather in Yangcheng is so hot, and the ghost in the morning can suffocate people.

Qi Shu was so hot that he didn't even think about lying in bed at all, so he took the talisman paper and burned it, and recruited a wandering soul, and negotiated a deal with it.

As long as the boarding students do not press the line to get up, they still have plenty of time.After Qi Shu put all his things back, he was sweating again. He thought he smelled like sweat and went to take a shower. It took only 5 minutes before and after. When he came out again, he saw that He Heng had already chatted with Tuantuan It's time to get up.

It's still a ball attached to a small piece of paper.

Qi Shu: "..."

Is it true that the charm of cats is not only about fluffy clothes?

Can you see its interesting soul through the little piece of paper?

"Have you washed it?"

He Heng turned his head to look at him, holding up the little paper figurine as if he had discovered some treasure, "You little paper figurine is so interesting—is it alive?"

The little paper man jumped twice in his hand, and two words appeared: "Of course."

Qi Shu walked over, took the little thing, and explained to him sincerely: "This is Tuantuan."

He Heng: "...???"

He Heng: "Where's its fur?"

……

Facts have proved that the unique charm of cats lies in their fur.

Tuantuan looked very angry, hugged himself, turned himself into a veritable group, and didn't give him any reaction.

"...Why did it crumpled itself into a paper ball?"

He Heng looked at the ball of paper in his palm suspiciously, thought about it seriously, and suddenly realized, "Oh, it 'balled' itself up to tell me that it is a ball of paper."

round and round:"……"

Group your mother's group.

Did you learn your reading comprehension from your bricks?

I'm so fucking angry that you only think about my hair, who told you?

With such a big face, why don't you spread pancakes?

When it is attached to a small piece of paper, it can't make a sound, it can only write on the paper.But now it has grouped itself up, no matter how much it scolds He Heng, he can't see it.

But Qi Shu guessed that this little ancestor must have started cursing.

"Come out, what are you doing attached to it?"

Qi Shu poked it helplessly: "No, don't pretend to be dead... say something."

Tuantuan was indifferent.

Okay, get angry.

Qi Shu shook his head amusedly, and handed the small ball of paper to He Heng, "It's possessed, ignore me—you can talk to it."

Qi Shu had just taken a bath, his face was still a little flushed from the hot water, and the steam in his eyes had not dissipated yet, and he smiled softly with a clean and pure look, no matter how he looked at him, he felt comfortable.

He just took a shower and his hair has not been dried yet. Water is dripping from the ends of his hair, which wets the school uniform on the shoulder blades little by little. shape.

To be honest, I'm a little jealous of his body.

He Heng looked at it in a daze for a while, then suddenly came back to his senses, shocked in his heart,

Fuck, I'm fucking thinking of something sleazy.

Qi Shu has been innocent for 17 years, and he didn't even realize that there was a roommate in his dormitory who didn't know whether he was in love or sex in the early morning. He quickly changed his movements and brought the ghost with him.

"Let's go?"

Qi Shu pointed to the time for him, "It's better to go early for the first day of class."

He Heng looked over at the ghost following him: "Are you going to take him to class?"

Qi Shu nodded of course.

No matter how powerful the fan in the classroom is, it is not as cool as bringing an air conditioner with you.

What's more, this air conditioner does not consume electricity, so it is not in vain.

"It's too cruel, Qi Shu, you are so cruel."

He Heng accused him, "A ghost has finally escaped from the bitter sea of ​​knowledge, and you want to drag him in again?"

The ghost behind Qi Shu nodded in agreement, and seemed to think that the person who arrested him was too unkind.

Too good at torturing ghosts.

cruel.

Qi Shu: "..."

Well, I didn't think carefully.

No wonder when I used to go to school, every time I brought a ghost to class, the ghost's resentment would multiply exponentially.

The two joked and walked towards the teaching building. As soon as they entered the classroom, they accepted the collective attention of the students who had already arrived in the classroom.

He Heng: "...Am I so eye-catching?"

Fortunately, those students just looked at them for a while, then quickly turned around and started whispering.

It looked quite exciting.

He Heng looked around at them, then turned his head and patted Qi Shu. Before he could say anything, the students who got together seemed to be even more excited.

...I think this is a little bit wrong.

He Heng couldn't figure it out for a while, so he waved Yang Hao over and asked him, "What's wrong with them? Why are they always staring at me?"

"You're wrong, Brother Heng."

Yang Hao pretended to be profound and shook his index finger at him, explaining, "To be precise, they are looking at you two."

He Heng: "..."

I suddenly had a bad feeling.

He and Qi Shu looked at each other, and both of them vaguely felt something.

Yang Hao looked at the two of them curiously for a long time, then took out his mobile phone and handed it to He Heng: "Have you two gone to a couple's restaurant? Look here, someone secretly took a picture, and the picture is very clear."

He Heng took the phone and looked at it, and was speechless.

It happened to be when he smiled and handed Qi Shu a packaged meal.

I don't know if it's a filter or a problem, but the two of them do look a little ambiguous.

"It's a real hammer, Brother Heng."

Yang Haoyu patted him on the shoulder earnestly, "It's okay, I support you."

He Heng: "..."

What to support.

Fuck, listen to me explain.

That's not how it works, and I think it can be explained.

Yang Hao's eyes were inclusive, as if he was looking at a dying fish: "How do you want to explain it, for example, you didn't know it was a restaurant for couples?"

He Heng: "..."

He Heng was very sincere: "That's right, Qi Shu and I don't know."

Yang Hao: "Oh."

Yang Hao: "All right, I believe, I believe."

Yang Hao: "But the photo has long been hung on the confession wall of our school."

He Heng: "..."

Heh, life has finally got its hands on this little kitty of mine.

He Heng handed the phone to Qi Shu again, and without pretending that he didn't understand anything, he said to Qi Shu with nothing to love: "Okay, I can't struggle anymore, we can't clean up anymore."

Qi Shu: "..."

It shouldn't be, I'm just an immature cub.

Life can't be so cruel to me.

Qi Shu closed his eyes and reflected on himself first.

Is it because I didn't read the almanac when I went out?

--Yes.

Is it because I didn't offer incense to the patriarch today?

—Yes, and not yesterday.

It's me... Forget it, there's no need to save three times, it's enough to get here.

If you save it again and again, you will really deceive your master and destroy your ancestors.

Qi Shu sighed resignedly, and was about to skip class and go back to the dormitory to pay homage to the patriarch.

...what the hell is going on.

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