I heard that my roommate is a celestial master

This kind of sentence is very unfriendly to chicken stewed mushroom contestants.

Seeing that they had no plans to go back to the dormitory for a while, He Heng dug out a bag of bread from his closet and threw it to Han Bo: "Look at the date, it's hard to say that it hasn't expired."

Han Bo rushed over to snatch half of Yang Hao's sausage and ate it to his satisfaction.

Qi Shu didn't quite understand this way of eating in a group without going back to the dormitory, so Han Bo explained to him with a piece of bread in his mouth: "This is called speed and passion! It's the impulsiveness and passion of youth!"

He Heng translated for him: "I'm full."

Han Bo: "..."

Han Bo yelled in grief and anger: "I'm not full! I can't get enough with just one piece of bread!"

He Heng was too lazy to talk to him, so he briefly narrated to Qi Shu what he just got together to discuss.

Qi Shu has always hated this kind of people and things that use the victim as a topic of conversation, so he couldn't help frowning: "Who are they...then have you thought about what to do?"

Yang Hao quickly replied: "Beat them!"

He Heng just wanted to hold him down and say that it is better to choose a civilized way, but here Qi Shu has already nodded: "When will you do it? Take me one."

Just cool.

Still very murderous.

The contrast was too great, and He Heng was even obviously taken aback for a moment.

Good guy.

It turns out that my law-abiding boyfriend is actually a cool guy on the street?

He Heng was very curious: "Then we don't care about the school rules and discipline?"

"Find a place without monitoring, preferably not in the school."

Qi Shu responded calmly, "If you are not in school, you will not violate school rules and discipline."

He Heng couldn't hold back his laughter several times, put down his chopsticks and punched his little roommate: "So I, Brother Qi, have so much experience, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

Qi Shu was quite serious at first, but when he disturbed him, his momentum was half lost, and he waved his hand helplessly at him, motioning him not to interrupt: "Do you know when Su Xiaoling will leave? ——I suggest that it is best to let her Follow the action, on the one hand, it will express the depression in my heart, on the other hand, it will also let her know that when encountering such a thing, she should talk back, and if she should do it, she will do it."

so cool.

Little roommates are really cool.

Although Qi Shu usually gives people the impression that he is not a good old man with no temper at all, but at least he is gentle enough, not to mention that he has never touched anyone, and he has never said a few swear words. Now he suddenly arranges a combat mission so coldly. A few people are still not used to it.

But this ruthlessness needs encouragement.

He Heng reacted the fastest, and nodded immediately: "I think so too, it's useless if we just do it, no matter how hard we deal with people, Su Xiaoling has to go through the hurdle in her heart."

"OK."

Xin Yongqiang summed up his next task, "Report to Sister Nan, ask them to ask Su Xiaoling when she will leave, and then make time to beat up those grandchildren."

"It can be separated and beaten one by one."

He Heng looked at the time and added, "Make room for me next Saturday, I have something to do on Saturday."

Yang Hao was quite curious, and asked casually: "What's the matter?"

"Big happy event."

He Heng smiled, and exchanged a glance with Qi Shu, "One month is up."

That was indeed a great occasion.

Qi Shu was also quite happy for him, but since there are more people now, it is estimated that He Heng is not willing to let so many people know about the messy things at home, so he just nodded without saying anything.

Yang Hao looked at them blankly: "What charades are you playing?"

This kind of joy shared by two people is somewhat secretive, and it doesn't feel bad.

It's just a little unfriendly to the onlookers.

Qi Shu deeply reflected on himself, then went to He Heng's cabinet to find some ham sausages, and shared one with each of them.

"This is my roommate, as the only owner of the dormitory, a grand welcome to you guests."

He Heng was in charge of explaining, "So this can explain why I am the only one who doesn't have ham sausage."

Qi Shu: "..."

Qi Shu reassuredly gave him one.

He Heng happily took it, and highlighted it for several others: "Pay attention, this one is different from the others. This is my roommate's love for his roommate, which is unique."

Yang Hao: "...I think I'm full."

Xin Yongqiang had a headache: "Brother Heng, although you have explained to us that the relationship between you and Qi Shu is innocent, your way of speaking is still easy for us to misunderstand."

He Heng was very sincere: "It's okay, you can completely misunderstand."

"This must be a test for us."

Han Bo has learned his lesson seriously, "Brother Heng, don't worry, I won't misunderstand you any more, and I will definitely never follow Linlin to eat your CP again!"

He Heng was more sincere: "It's okay, I don't mind..."

Han Bo quickly replied: "Don't wrong yourself for me! I know, you are the purest brotherhood!"

He Heng: "..."

It was cool to refute the rumors at the beginning.

He Heng couldn't stop regretting, so he flipped through his circle of friends, and liked all the photos of himself and his little roommate.

Five minutes later, Han Bo carefully held up his mobile phone to communicate: "Brother Heng, Linlin and the others asked me to ask, did you confirm the assassination list in Moments?"

He Heng: "...?"

This misunderstanding gave He Heng a bad premonition.He tentatively clicked on the circle of friends and refreshed it.

A harmony.

After searching for three times, I didn't see the photo of myself and Qi Shu again, and even Gao Yanan reposted a photo with the desire to survive: "I will always believe in the brotherhood that moves heaven and earth".

He Heng: "..."

You don't have to.

It wasn't until these people wiped out He Heng's food reserves like locusts crossing the border, and initially discussed a simple and rough battle plan, that he finally remembered that he still had piles of homework that he hadn't written yet under the reminder of He Heng. The surging desire to learn has not subsided, and he rushed back to his dormitory quickly.

He Heng was still the boss unhappily flipping through Moments: "I stopped posting when it was time to post... Who told them to delete it, keep it! I liked it all, isn't my attitude clear enough?"

Qi Shu didn't even know whether he should remind him that there was a strong causal relationship between the likes he clicked just now and those deleted circles of friends.

But Qi Shu also didn't understand his mentality of "must let others gossip", and he didn't know how to comfort him.

"This is the recognition and blessing of our love!"

He Heng yelled loudly, "It's very necessary! We must let them all start smoking!"

Qi Shu's face turned red immediately, and a piece of paper flew over to cover his mouth.

The little celestial master has always been used to introversion when it comes to emotions, even if he has the courage to poke the window paper for a while, it is just a bold moment, and it is best to be what he was before and now, and not to say such weird words.

He Heng uttered tenaciously through a layer of drawn paper: "Why is it so weird! Aren't we in love!"

The little celestial master, who was about to steam himself purely by spontaneous heat, closed his eyes and flew over to a piece of paper.

Maybe it's because I throw too many talisman papers, but now I throw a piece of drawing paper very accurately, and it flies over lightly, just enough to cover He Heng's face completely.

He Heng was overwhelmed with three cards in one go, and finally realized belatedly that something unexpected happened to his fresh and hot boyfriend.

"Wait," He Heng approached cautiously, "No, Qi Shu, you won't go back on your word, will you?"

Regret is not enough to regret.

Although there was indeed a bit of blessing from the suspension bridge effect last night, one should always be extra cautious when it comes to relationships, and Qi Shu will not make hasty decisions on the spur of the moment.

Especially now that there is still a Red Luan star calculated by the master in the school who has not been able to meet and cannot be resolved, this kind of thing must be particularly cautious.

Although Qi Shu also thinks there is nothing wrong with it intellectually, after all, he is only a Red Luan star, and there is nothing wrong with his horoscope.

But when you think about it together, there is always a weird feeling of "derailment".

Qi Shu staggered to the toilet, poured cold water on his face, physically cooled down, and calmed down a little.

Although He Heng's words are often outrageous, he is extremely reliable when encountering things.Qi Shu actually couldn't tell when he had the idea that he could talk about "the future" with him, but it was obvious that this was something to look forward to.

...But you can't just gossip like this!

The sky is bright and the sky is bright, Qi Shu finally managed to lower the heat on his face a bit, and was preparing words to condemn his outspoken boyfriend, when he turned around, he found that He Heng was already on the door frame of the toilet He was looking at himself worriedly.

"You are regretting too much,"

He Heng swallowed cautiously, "So you want to drown yourself and do it all over again?"

Qi Shu: "..."

Qi Shu splashed water on his face expressionlessly.

……

After a day, the little roommate finally took revenge for the bullet.

He Heng is very principled, especially at this moment of decisive battle.

Boyfriends can lose for a short while, but they can never lose in the water fight.

He Heng quickly grabbed the faucet, and started a world-class water splashing battle with his little boyfriend in the small toilet cubicle.

"No, no, it's too childish."

During the truce at halftime, He Heng deeply reflected on himself, "Although I will be eighteen years old in two years, I can't stay at the age of eight this year... In case Jinjiang judges us because it is not enough If you are mature enough to exercise your civil rights, it would be too bad."

Qi Shu didn't realize what he meant by civil rights for a while, and he failed to get in the car, but he stopped in cooperation.

With sharp eyes and quick hands, He Heng quickly took another handful of water.

Qi Shu took a face full of water without any precaution: "..."

"A truce, a truce! This time it's a real truce!"

He Heng ran away as soon as he made a sneak attack, and he recognized it super quickly, and he was plausible, "I didn't do this to sneak attack you, but to let you see the dangers of people's hearts! You think that in a cruel war, you can truce if you say a truce ?"

The little celestial master, who had already seen the sinister heart, lived up to his earnest teachings. During this truce, he took a handful of water and aimed very accurately.

……

"No, no, this time it's really a truce."

He Heng held the door to make peace, "If we fight again, it will be World War III, we can't make history."

Although he didn't know what kind of heresy it was, the little celestial master who had just seen the sinister heart chose to believe him again.

After such a fuss, at least one-third of the fried rice noodles just now had been digested, and the two finally reached an agreement to leave the battlefield temporarily.

"The reason for saying temporarily is because we will use the most basic function of this toilet again after a while."

He Heng was very strict, "It doesn't mean that there will be a war."

It seems that Qi Shu's counterattack after seeing the dangers of the human heart is indeed worthy of vigilance.

Qi Shu's face started to burn again, but he still tried his best to imitate his words and explained: "The reason why you are not allowed to say...to say such weird things is because Teacher Xia said that it is best not to fall in love early."

He paused and said very seriously, "I don't mean that I will regret it."