I heard that my roommate is a celestial master

Class 400 and [-] of senior high school performed particularly well in the last [-]-meter relay race of this year's sports meeting.

Its main situation is divided into three stages, namely, the first leg is half a lap behind, the second leg is half a lap behind, the third leg is strongly ahead and the fourth leg is far ahead.

"It's so handsome, it's really fucking handsome!"

Sun Haowen was so excited that he held up two packs of unopened potato chips and slapped them, "Awesome! Fuck! Awesome!"

Affected by Qi Shu, He Heng was so excited on the runway just now, he sprinted 400 meters completely, and was supported and slowed down for a full 5 minutes after the run.

Shuai played it perfectly, but the bloody smell from his lungs to his throat was not easy to be ignored.Qi Shu supported him worriedly: "How do you feel?"

He Heng was very strong: "It's okay, I can run another [-] laps."

Qi Shu let go of his arm cooperatively: "Okay, let's go."

He Heng: "..."

Boyfriends are especially unkind at times like this.

He made a decisive decision: "No, I will apply to do it all over again."

Qi Shu suppressed a smile, cooperated with him to rewind the tape, and asked again: "How do you feel?"

As soon as the words fell, He Heng's legs limp and fell on Qi Shu, and he hugged his boyfriend like an octopus: "No, I can't take a step, I have to hug her for the last time." You have to carry it too."

Qi Shu: "..."

This man really jumped at the chance.

The students who had gathered around to celebrate the relay runners took a step back cautiously, and thoughtfully surrounded them with a vacuum.

"Look at this level of proficiency!"

Sun Haowen condemned them angrily, "In less than two hours, our classmates have learned to retreat skillfully when you are talking about each other, leaving enough space for you, why! Brother Heng, reflect on yourself Why!"

He Heng didn't want to reflect on it at all, and even reminded him: "If you can always maintain this kind of Chinese language skills of one sentence and two idioms, you won't be unable to say anything except me and awesome when you just finished the run." .”

"Brother Heng, you can't ask human beings to compose poems and odes when they are extremely excited."

Sun Haowen is very philosophical, "Also, in addition to being awesome and fucking me, didn't I also say handsome?"

He Heng was very honest: "Ah, I didn't hear that."

Sprinting 400 meters is not a joke. When he just finished running, his eyes were even blackened. Fortunately, Qi Shu helped him in time, otherwise the champion of class three would fall to the ground on the spot.

"But it's cool."

He Heng said one thing, "In three to fifty years, if we lie on the rocking chair, I can take it out and blow it."

Qi Shu: "...I can too."

My boyfriend's competitiveness is no weaker than my own.

He Heng changed his words sensibly: "We can also take it out and brag about each other."

The two toothless old men brag about how great they used to be. Putting aside whether this scene is warm or not, it is very entertaining anyway.

He Heng covered his stomach and laughed and fell on Qi Shu: "...No, no, no, I can't laugh, I'm going to die soon."

I have never heard of such a thing as a bifurcation with predictions.

But it may be that He Heng's smile is too contagious, and this sentence unexpectedly caught up with Qi Shu's laugh, and the two of them just laughed together without warning.

"...It was indeed a mess. The school doctor was so frightened that the two relay runners who took the lead just now fainted from exhaustion."

Sun Haowen told them straightforwardly, "He rushed over with a stretcher and a first aid kit."

That was indeed an accident.

He Heng didn't expect Yang Yi's school doctor to be so responsible. He dragged his little roommate to reassure him that he wouldn't feel dizzy, vomited or uncomfortable, and finally returned to class three under the worried eyes of the school doctor.

Xia Hong actually came back, and was sitting on a chair watching them fight and walk back.

"Excellent performance."

Teacher Xia gave encouragement to the four relay contestants without discrimination, "The teacher has seen it all. You have performed very well and are very worthy of praise."

Sun Haowen said happily: "We are in sixth place, Teacher Xia will be able to go on stage to receive a certificate in a while!"

Whether in Maoshan or at school, Xia Hong has been the kind of good student that teachers like most since he was a child. He is no stranger to "receiving awards on stage" at all, and he is even a little accustomed to it.But facing this group of children, he nodded happily: "Really, that's great, teacher, do you want to go back to the dormitory and change your clothes..."

"no, I'm fine,"

Gao Yanan sincerely said, "Mr. Xia, you just go up like this. Your appearance and temperament have already surpassed the head teachers of other classes."

That's true.

After all, Xia Hong is still young, and he has not experienced the pain of chest tightness, shortness of breath, haggard face after years of being tortured by extremely naughty classmates and knowledge points that the students can't remember. Among the 40-year-old class teachers, he stands out from the crowd.

But it is easy to cause hatred, Xia Hong waved his hand very low-key: "Where is there, there is..."

He paused, knowing what the group of children wanted to hear the most, he conveyed to them unhurriedly: "Our Yangyi has always been adhering to the purpose of cultivating people through morality. After joint research and decision by the teaching director and grade director, Establishing learning first and establishing morality, the three students in Class [-] seem to have not really realized their mistakes, so their parents took them home for three days of education, plus [-] words of review and punishment. No revocation."

This decision is very satisfying.

A few classmates were very excited, and they clapped each other's hands nearby, and then heard Xia Hong say: "But no matter what, it's wrong to fight—"

He Heng took the initiative to raise his hand: "I, I, I, I can fight."

Su Xiaoling also took a step forward: "Mr. Xia, I did it. Brother Heng and the others are all here to help me..."

Xia Hong looked at them with a smile, and slowly added the last half of the sentence: "--there is a reason for the incident, let the class teacher teach it according to the situation, and it is not an example."

He Heng froze for a moment, and confirmed with him: "Don't you even need to write a review?"

Xia Hong is easy to speak: "If you really want to write, you can write, how many words do you want to write?"

Seeing that Xia Hong was about to write it down in the memo, He Heng quickly shook his head: "No, no, no, no, teacher Xia, you can teach as you see fit."

Xia Hong smiled, didn't tease him anymore, and shortened another eight words as appropriate: "Don't take this as an example, pay attention to the method."

A non-nagging head teacher like Lao Xia is very, very rare.Class [-] happily cheered around him several times, piled several packs of potato chips and Snickers bars in front of him, and recommended flavors to him in a hurry.

"The problem is that these potato chips and French fries Snickers bars are all bought by Lao Xia."

He Heng was very calm, "This wave, this wave can't be called Borrowing Flowers to Offer Buddha, it should be called Borrowing Buddha's Flowers to Offer Buddha."

Qi Shu was about to laugh, when he heard a classmate in the class recommend Xia Hong with extra enthusiasm: "Mr. Xia, please try these mustard-flavored potato chips, they are super delicious."

Qi Shu: "..."

The power of language is sometimes very powerful.

Mustard Potato Chips.

The mustard-flavored potato chips that tasted so strange in the morning directly dispelled his idea of ​​accompanying He Heng to explore the new world.

Qi Shu's taste buds recalled it in an instant, and he took three steps back cautiously.

This may not be called presenting Buddha with flowers from Buddha, but murdering Buddha with cannibal flowers bought by Buddha unintentionally.

The scheduled events of the sports meeting have all been compared, and now there is only one approved class total score and the closing ceremony.The grade director smiled and went to the leading exercise platform: "Okay, okay, children, look at me... the sports committees of each class cooperate with the class teacher to organize discipline, and we still have a closing ceremony process. I will make a brief summary, and then Let’s start handing out the awards.”

……

The grade director and Xia Hong's understanding of "shortness" are obviously not at the same latitude.

The students waited patiently for 10 minutes, and the grade director finally turned the third page of the speech in his hand.

While turning the pages, the sharp-eyed students in the front row accidentally noticed that there seemed to be a fourth page.

The process for awarding awards looks a bit far-fetched.

Seeing that the time was approaching five o'clock, He Heng could only reluctantly give up watching Xia Hong take the stage to receive the group award of the third class, and said to Qi Shu in a low voice: "I promised to go home and have dinner with my mother yesterday, so I have to withdraw first." .”

Qi Shu nodded, and took out a small triangle made of talisman paper from his pocket.

He Heng is very confident: "It's okay, now I don't need the peace charm to communicate directly with my mother, we can be very calm and happy."

Qi Shu laughed, and still handed it to him: "It's a lucky charm."

"I haven't changed this one. It is the most complete good luck charm. Not only can everything come true, but everything is auspicious."

Qi Shu looked at him seriously, "You take it with you, and everything will be fine tomorrow without any setbacks."