Yan Gou slag Gong meets a black-bellied boss and suffers

Broke the bridge, choked on water repeatedly, and competed with myself. "

Speaking of this, the second uncle glanced at Li Chang: "Suddenly there was a 'plop', someone jumped into the water and fished Arden up."

Being said like this, Li Chang seemed to be a little impressed, "That person...is me?"

The second uncle looked at him angrily, "It's not who you are? I don't know what you were thinking at the time, pissing and running to such a remote place."

Maybe it's fate.

Li Chang vaguely remembers that one year during the Lantern Festival, he sneaked out to drink and got drunk with a group of friends. Dafa stood by the broken bridge and took out the child. In order to urinate further, he even helped the child with his hands.

Suddenly, a human head popped out of the water, making him shudder in fright.

The man hid half of his face under the water, only showing a pair of eyes looking at him, as if he had attempted suicide, he quickly pulled up his pants, regardless of the cold weather, plunged into it, and swam to the man's side with his hands and feet, releasing He took off his trouser belt, tied the man's creaking nest, and dragged him to the shore.

At that time, I drank too much, and I didn't feel cold when I jumped into the water. Instead, I felt full of energy, and I was dragged ashore in a short while.

In my impression, the man was surprisingly tall, like one or two meters. After being rescued by him, he covered his face and was unwilling to show his true face. He joked, "Master Ben has seen all kinds of beauties. You What are you doing to hide your shame, take it away and let me have a look."

The man stood up without saying a word, and was about to leave. Before he got up, Li Chang rushed up, threw himself into his arms, and quickly tore off the veil of shame. The man was stunned, and pushed him away in shame and annoyance. You have to touch the ground with your toes.

He really drank too much, like a spoiled child, holding on to the pant leg that the man dried out for no reason, and still muttering, "Little monster, don't go, I've seen it all, you run away!" What? I don't dislike you, not to mention, you look so special, so cute."

After being praised by his sweet tongue, the other party froze and did not move for a long time.

Li Chang grabbed his legs and climbed up, and finally stood up, tilted his head and pinched his waist, and hooked his fingers at the man arrogantly, "Why are you so tall, it seems that you are struggling, you put your head Come down, I'll show you a baby."

The man seemed to be afraid that others would see his face, so he kept his face turned away, refusing to bow his head.

He said again, "Come down, I can't get up after drinking, otherwise I'll climb up on your shoulder and kiss you."

"You, you, what did you say?" The man's voice was rough, and it sounded rough.

"Haha, so you are neither dumb nor deaf." Li Chang laughed drunkenly. He knew that he was born well since he was born in the mother's womb, and he also knew that he was charming when he smiled, so he boasted of his beauty and put on a pose. After passing through a village, the deputy didn't have the attitude of this shop, "Would you like to kiss me?"

The man hesitated for a long time, and finally seemed to deliberately test whether he had the courage, so he bent down after a while, and he was holding the big bumpy face in a daze, not knowing where to put his mouth, so he said He picked the smoothest lips and kissed them.

Just kiss him, and stick out his tongue, this is too much, stick out his tongue, he will kiss more and more intensely, and finally become partially stiff, he insists on pressing down on the other's head, and let him give him a mouth.

"Open your mouth, little monster, open your mouth, I beg you."

The man's eyes were all green, like the eyes of a wild animal, and he looked at him blankly. He didn't feel scared at the time. In order to coax people to give him mouth, he even bent down and kissed those eyes.

"Open your mouth and suck it out for me. It will benefit you. It's the first mouthful of mine, but it's sweet. Don't you monsters like to suck men's essence? I'll suck it for you generously. You're welcome. " The man was completely speechless by his clever words, and after a while, he really opened his mouth.

"Hiss~~ It hurts!!! Lick, don't bite, your teeth are very sharp, don't touch me, it will hurt me." The figure of the man was different from ordinary people, he was almost riding on the man, asking him to support him His ass, save him effort.Clutching the horn-like thing on his head with both hands, he complained all over his mouth, "It's so annoying, you don't know how to do it, it makes me feel so uncomfortable."

"How can I not feel uncomfortable?" the man asked him inarticulately.

His brain twitched, "Let's learn more knowledge in the future, and keep it just in case."

"it is good."

"Little monster, why don't you wrap your lips tighter, it's too loose to feel it." The man was very obedient, and he deep-throat every time.

"Do you like my baby?" The man nodded.I don't know if it's because I'm blushing, but my face is so hot, "If you like it, you have to serve him well, so that it likes you too."

"It likes you, and I like you."

"Comfortable, so comfortable!" He held his head in his hands and said cheerfully, not caring about how others felt.

I don’t know how long he has been pestering him on the bank of the broken bridge. In the end, his legs were so weak that he couldn’t walk, so he just lay on his back and asked him to carry him home. He was so sweet all the way. .

"What's your name? Where do you live? You're so tall, can you be shorter? I can't hold you with my arms spread out."

"You are not ugly, you are cute, do you know how comfortable you make me? I like you very much."

“等我长大我就来娶你，你一定等着我长大啊，千万不要嫁给别人了，不然我会揍你哦。”

"Or you can marry me. I will marry you as your wife. I will warm your bed and give you a beautiful son like me, okay? What a clown?" I couldn't find the north with a smile.

"You have to remember my name, my name is Li Chang, come to me when I grow up, otherwise my parents won't agree."

"I will be an adult in about 100 years, and you can come to me again at that time."

"Little monster, you have to be obedient."

He didn't remember what the man said, but felt that no matter what nonsense he was talking about, the man didn't laugh at him, nor rejected him. Before parting, he still held the hand that looked like a gnat, a gentleman and affectionate kissed.

The man trembled like an electric shock, he was so happy, he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear with a smile, "Hey, I'm going back, you lower your head, I'll give you something nice."

The man was stunned for a while, but still lowered his head. He held the head that was more than twice as big as his head, and kissed it for a long time. His tongue stretched out so long that it seemed that he would not stop until it reached the tonsil. .

"Goodbye, I'm going back to sleep, I can't get up." He licked his wet lips and went home dizzy.

After waking up, he thought he had a erotic dream last night, but he forgot it within a few days.

25, 25

Later, when he grew up a little bit, he went to study art with a teacher. The master's ruler hurt people so much that he hardly dared to leave the gate of the private school. Later, he met Yan Ye. With his help, he He successfully took over Wuwang Street and became a well-known master.

Unexpectedly, one day, the legendary super boss Di Deng came to the door and invited him to drink tea. At that time, he thought that the other party wanted to make friends, so he went to the appointment, but when the boss took off his veil , he was so frightened that he almost poured a bowl of hot tea over.

But the other party was a big boss, so he didn't dare.He still politely spent the whole afternoon with Di Deng, the man didn't talk much, he would only peek at him from time to time, and when he found out, he quickly pretended to bow his head and drink tea, which made him sick!

It is no exaggeration, after returning home, I remembered the shy look Di Deng showed when he was peeping at him. He hadn't touched a drop of rice for three or four days, and he even complained to Yan Ye, saying how could there be such an ugly person in this world who didn't know it.

Yan also looked at him with a smile and asked, "Does that brother think I'm ugly?"

"Seeing that you have washed your eyes, what do you think?" He held Yan Ye's face and stared at it intently, trying to squeeze Di Deng's appearance out of his mind against the clock.

Later, Di Deng asked him out again, but he refused with all kinds of prevarications. Until later, Di Deng shamelessly sent someone to propose a marriage. He couldn't bear to refuse that ugly toad-like monster. Although his words were tactful, they were also very hurtful.

Since then, his world has been clean.

He never thought about this person or this matter again.

"He has been waiting for you for 100 years, how many days and nights, relying on your promise to him, do you know how nervous and happy he was when you took the appointment when he summoned up the courage to ask you out?" Second Uncle When I said this, I couldn't help but chatter my teeth.

"He thought you still remembered him, he treated each other with sincerity in front of you, and you didn't dislike him. After he came back, he showed off like a child to me, smiling and saying that you are the kindest and best thing he has ever seen. people."

The second uncle's eyes were red, "After you refused to propose marriage, Arden lost all hope. He hated his appearance completely, and took a sharp knife to scratch his face over and over again. The old scars were not healed, and new scars were added. Finally All I want is to die, but Arden is immortal, trying thousands of ways to kill Sharen, but not being able to die, do you know how painful it is?"

Li Chang's heart was beating with difficulty, and it still couldn't beat from time to time, and many times he almost carried it back.

"Later he got drunk with alcohol, drank day and night, and finally passed out under a sycamore tree one day. At that time, he accidentally discovered that the root system of that tall and big sycamore tree was connected to the enchantment. For plants other than plants, he will use his magic power to see you from the perspective of plants in a root-to-root way, wherever you go, he will see where you go, and he will wait when he can't see you."

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