How did the Michong Emperor succeed in eating chicken?

Which man does not aspire to make contributions?

The boss said that if you want, you can actually go to the battlefield to make contributions.If you also make a career, then you will be as perfect as Ding Yuanhou.

The little emperor repeatedly waved his hands and said forget it, I don't have to be so perfect.

Then the little emperor mentioned the matter to the regent.

The regent asked: "Your Majesty saw the minister at the time, what did you think?"

"Of course I feel that the regent is extraordinary and majestic." The little emperor felt that this was a good time to film the regent's flattery, "The regent defeated the Huns before he could reach the weak crown. He is really a star and a pillar of our great abyss." material!"

Regent: Although I can feel that the little emperor is flattering me, I am still very happy to hear him say that!

Seeing that the regent didn't respond, the little emperor continued to search his guts, using all the words of praise he could think of.

The regent's face was a little hot from his continuous rainbow farts, he coughed unnaturally, then interrupted the little emperor, and continued to talk about other matters in the northern border.

The little emperor was talking vigorously, when he was suddenly interrupted by the regent, he still wanted to finish a few more sentences.

However, the regent's question just now provided him with a new idea. After the regent finished talking about the northern border, the little emperor asked him: "When you first met Zhen, what did you think?"

The regent confessed: "The first time I saw Your Majesty, I felt that His Majesty was handsome and extraordinary."

The little emperor thought that the regent was talking about the meeting between the two on the day the late emperor passed away, and thought that although I was pretending to cry that day, I was crying too.Even when I cry so ugly, he can see that I'm handsome?

The little emperor was used to seeing his face, and he had also seen himself crying.Compared with when he was not crying, the little emperor felt that he was ugly when he was crying, but in the eyes of the regent, his eyes were watery and his nose was red, so it had nothing to do with being ugly at all.

However, the regent was talking about last year's New Year's Eve palace banquet.The custom of the Dayuan royal family is to wear red clothes during the Chinese New Year.At that time, the little emperor was wearing a cinnabar-colored robe, which made the already white little emperor shine.The little emperor's face was like a peach blossom. When he smiled, there was a shallow dimple on his left cheek. When he was talking to others, his eyes moved, and his gaze was full of charm.The regent was stunned for a while.

Two days ago, the regent regretted that if he had taken the initiative to make friends with the little emperor at the New Year's Eve palace banquet, he might have chased him down long ago.

The little emperor thought that the regent had to boast a few more words after he said that he was extraordinary, but who knew that he would stare at him in a daze after finishing speaking.

The little emperor's face became hot from his stare, and he called the regent to bring him back to his senses.

The regent came back to his senses when he heard the movement, and then asked the little emperor: "Your Majesty is about to reach the age of becoming a concubine, is there any woman you like?"

Little Emperor:? ? ?Are you not married yourself?Why did you start urging me to get married?

The little emperor quickly shook his head: "I don't have a woman I like, and I don't want to become a concubine." Just kidding, even if the throne can't be handed over for the time being, he doesn't want to get married, okay?Foreign relatives taking advantage of the opportunity to take power is secondary. The key is to marry a woman who you don't know and has no feelings for at all. If you delay her good youth, you will also delay your own!

Satisfied, the regent picked up an orange that the eunuch had put aside, peeled one and handed it to the little emperor.

The little emperor hesitated for a moment, but took the orange anyway.

The author has something to say:

Regent: If you pick up my orange, she will be my wife, and no one can take it away!

Little Emperor:? ? ?

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13. Chapter 13

After the envoys from the Western Regions left Beijing, a battle report suddenly came from the northwest——the armies of Kucha and Yudian had gathered thirty miles to the northwest.A few days ago, a 500-man Kucha army came and attacked the Northwest Barracks, but did not cause any losses.

The battle report was read out in the court.Now the little emperor and other eunuchs who are gradually participating in the government have finished reading, and said to the courtiers below: "The situation in the northwest can no longer be tolerated by the gentlemen. Qiuci and Yudian are about to fight to Dayuan and to the northwest. Don’t tell me, are you going to watch the Northwest camp fall and the border fall?”

After the incident in the Northwest last time, the Regent cleaned up the court and removed a bunch of incompetent courtiers. Now the court is weak, and those sent to the northwest can barely fill the vacancy.A few days ago, the little emperor proposed to continue to renovate the northwest, but was advised by the courtiers that there was not enough manpower in the court, and the remediation of the northwest could be postponed.

After hearing the little emperor's words, all the officials below fell silent and did not dare to speak.

The little emperor continued: "The enemy has already attacked the door, and there is nowhere to retreat. Are there any generals who are willing to go to the northwest and fight against the Western Regions?"

The generals below looked at each other in blank dismay, but no one stood up and volunteered.

Qiuci and Yudian are the two most difficult countries in the Western Regions, and they are not familiar with the Western Regions. If they are defeated, they will be the eternal sinners of Dayuan.None of them dared to stand up and take this responsibility.

Suddenly, the little emperor heard a voice from beside him: "Your Majesty, I wish to go."

Everyone heard the sound and went to see that it was the regent.

The regent got up and knelt down at the little emperor's feet: "I wish to go to the northwest, and swear to destroy Kucha in Yunnan."

The little emperor glanced at the generals below, finally nodded, and approved the regent's performance.

The little emperor originally wanted the regent to have a good rest in the mansion before his departure, and decreed that he would not have to enter the palace for a few days.Who knew that the Prince Regent ran to the palace even more frequently every day.

The night before departure, the regent suddenly entered the palace to see the little emperor.At that time, the little emperor had already packed up and was about to go to bed. When he heard that the regent was coming, the little emperor didn't bother to change his clothes, so he asked the chief eunuch to bring the regent to the bedroom.

"The regent came late at night, what's the matter?" The little emperor sat on the bed with his robe loosely wrapped up, and asked the little emperor who was standing opposite him.

The regent stared at the skin of the little emperor's collarbone for a while, and then said: "I would like to ask His Majesty for a favor."

The little emperor asked, "What grace?"

"If I win this battle and return, can Your Majesty satisfy one of my requests?"

The little emperor was overjoyed, hoping that the regent's request would be to abdicate himself.

The little emperor smiled and said: "As long as it is reasonable, I will naturally agree to you."

Satisfied, the regent talked with the little emperor for a while before leaving reluctantly.

On the second day, the little emperor personally took the regent ten miles out of the capital.

"The regent must pay attention to safety in the northwest." The little emperor told the regent, "If you don't have enough manpower, tell me, and I will send someone to help you."

The regent held the little emperor's hand and stretched it out to pat him, and lightly hooked the little emperor's palm with his fingers. Before the little emperor realized something was wrong, he let go of the little emperor's hand, thanked the little emperor, got on his horse, and left. left the capital.

Every time he received the battle report from the Northwest, the little emperor thought that maybe the regent was really going to die.Since the regent arrived in the northwest, the Western Regions have been retreating steadily.Because the regent defeated the Western Regions, the atmosphere in the court hall became much easier during this period of time.

Four months later, Qiuci and Yu Dian finally couldn't hold on anymore, and sent someone to send a letter of surrender to the regent.

The little emperor was overjoyed after receiving the letter of surrender, and set off for Beijing after the regent settled other matters in the northwest.

During the time when the regent was in the northwest, he had to write a letter to the little emperor every few days, and send it back to the capital together with the situation in the northwest.

The little emperor was a little surprised when he received the letter from the regent for the first time. He really didn't expect the regent to write a letter to himself.

The little emperor felt that this kind of behavior was like a soldier writing a letter to his wife who stayed at home and waited for him to return to tell him that everything was fine and there was nothing to worry about.

In addition to some gossip, the regent's letter to the little emperor would occasionally tell the little emperor about the scenery of the Northwest.

It is the solitary smoke in the desert and the sunset over the long river that the little emperor has never seen in Suzhou city.

Little Emperor: I'm so excited, I still want to go to the Northwest!

Then the little emperor began to ponder the possibility of the northern tour.

However, looking at the treasury that was almost starved to death by the first emperor, the little emperor gave up this idea.

Forget it, you can’t travel at public expense with the treasury’s money.

It was already the twelfth lunar month, and the regent Wang Yueyue also told the little emperor in the letter that if Qiuci and Yu Dian still insisted, they should not be able to return to Beijing for the New Year this year.Unexpectedly, a few days after the regent's letter was delivered, Qiuci and Yu Dian handed over the letter of surrender.

By the time the little emperor received the second letter from the regent from the twelfth lunar month, the regent had already walked halfway back to Beijing.

Knowing that he had set off, the little emperor quickly ordered the palace staff to prepare a celebration banquet for the regent.

On the 26th day of the twelfth lunar month, the regent finally returned to the capital.

The little emperor was dozing off in his bedroom, when the eunuch reported that the regent had returned and was waiting for His Majesty in the imperial study.The little emperor suddenly woke up, and led the eunuch to the imperial study.

Although the little emperor had already learned about the situation of the battle from the battle reports, the more he listened to the regent's description, the happier the little emperor was.After the regent finished speaking, the little emperor remembered that Dongnan had paid tribute to a Fusang cow some time ago, and was about to order the eunuch to have the cow slaughtered for the regent to clean up the dust, but unfortunately, the words got out of his mind: "Brother, go Kill me and let the regent take the wind and wash away the dust."

Regent:? ? ?

Or the eunuch who suspects that the regent has the intention to usurp the throne:! ! !Your Majesty, do you know what you are talking about? !

The little emperor who realized what he said: ...

Feeling the chilling aura of the regent who had just returned from the battlefield, he was afraid that the regent, who was red-eyed on the battlefield, would take his words seriously.