How did the Michong Emperor succeed in eating chicken?

Du Yushi asked Xie Shoufu.

"I don't know about that." Xie Shoufu said, "But I think it should be like this."

Zuo Du Censor: "Since you already knew about His Majesty and the Regent, why didn't you stop it earlier?!"

Xie Shoufu: "Your Majesty is happy, why should I dislike His Majesty? Besides, is the regent treating His Majesty badly?"

Zuo Du Censor: ...it seems really good.

Xie Shoufu patted him: "Anyway, His Majesty is happy to be with the Regent, and it will not do any harm to Dayuan, so what's the point of being so leniency?"

Zuo Du Yushi: I was a little moved by his persuasion.

The eloquent Xie Shoufu was originally on the side of the little emperor.So Zuodu Yushi, who came to advise the little emperor, was limped by the two singing, one and one harmony of the little emperor, the regent, and Xie Shoufu. When he left the imperial study in a daze, he also felt that the little emperor and the regent Wang is simply a match made in heaven, and it is difficult to end without being together.

Zuodu Yushi was persuaded, and the other courtiers could easily solve it.

Even if some courtiers are dissatisfied with this matter, they will not show it on the surface, but only occasionally discuss it in private.The little emperor didn't care, anyway, he couldn't hear what they said, so let them say.

The little emperor's birthday is on May 26, and now that May is approaching, the palace has already started preparing for the birthday banquet for the Longevity Festival.

The little emperor suddenly remembered that he didn't seem to know when the regent's birthday was.The Regent didn't say it, and he didn't ask it himself.

But the little emperor didn't ask the regent directly.He ran to ask Ming Yi, planning to secretly surprise him on the regent's birthday.

The regent's birthday is on the thirteenth day of the winter month. At this time last year, the regent was still in the northwest, and the regent did not mention his own birthday in their letters.

Combined with what Ming Yi said, the Prince Regent has not had a birthday since he took over the Northern Territory, and the little emperor plans to give the Prince Regent a good birthday this year.

The little emperor quietly asked the regent Ming Yi about his preferences, and started looking for a birthday present for him.

While the little emperor was preparing a gift for the regent, the regent was also thinking about the gift for the little emperor.

One day at noon, the regent took advantage of the little emperor's sleep, and the dog sneaked out of the palace and ran to the boss' painting and calligraphy shop.

The boss was sitting behind the counter eating wontons, when he heard movement at the door, he thought that he had been taken advantage of again, but he looked up and saw that it was the regent.

The boss asked the regent what he was doing here suspiciously, and the regent said he wanted to choose a congratulatory gift for the little emperor.

boss:? ? ?Don't you know that this shop has His Majesty's shares?Have you ever seen the paintings and calligraphy here?

The regent said that he just wanted you to help me choose a congratulatory gift. I don't know calligraphy and painting, so I came to you.It doesn't matter how much money is in line with His Majesty's wishes.

The boss suggested: "Why don't you draw a picture for His Majesty yourself?"

Regent:? ? ?Are you afraid you are kidding me?

The boss explained that His Majesty still has a vest, I guess you don't know about it, but you have heard of a famous painter in Dayuan called Zhou Shanren, right?

The Regent nodded.

"That's His Majesty's teacher." The boss said, "Your Majesty has a special name for painting, called Xing Zhou."

The regent has really heard of this boating. There is a Zhizhou in the north who especially likes the painting of boating. The regent didn't expect that Xingzhou is the little emperor.

"See those two paintings on that wall?"

The Regent nodded.

"That was drawn by His Majesty. The last painting of His Majesty sold for 200 taels of silver." The boss continued, "His Majesty's own paintings are very valuable, and he has seen all the good paintings. It would be too boring to send those paintings to His Majesty." .”

The regent asked sincerely: "Then what do you think I should give?"

The boss gave two directions - first, draw a picture and send it to His Majesty.

However, the regent's painting skills are really bad, and he is really embarrassed to play tricks in front of the little emperor.

So the boss gave the second direction - the little emperor has a set of the Four Treasures of the Study that he has liked for a long time but has been reluctant to buy. Why not buy this as a gift for the little emperor.

The rich and powerful king regent felt that this method was very feasible, and the error rate was extremely low, so he asked someone to buy this set of four treasures of the study.

The author has something to say:

Prince Regent: This is the first time I celebrate my wife's birthday, so I want to show it off! btw my wife still has such a powerful vest!As expected of my wife!

Thanks for reading!

18. Chapter 18

On the Longevity Day, the little emperor, who received the Four Treasures of the Study, was delighted, and took the initiative to give the regent a kiss.

The regent wanted to push the boundaries, and insisted on pestering the little emperor to come and go in the imperial study.The little emperor couldn't hold him back, so he agreed half-heartedly.

The regent had just put his hand on the little emperor's belt, and before he could make the next move, a child's soft voice came from outside the door: "Father, I'm here to wish you a happy birthday!"

Regent: ... I will give the little boy a few more lessons tomorrow!

The little emperor pushed the regent away, tidied up his messy clothes, opened the door and let the children in.

The child held a painting in his hand: "Father! I drew a painting for you."

The little emperor was very relieved, thinking that there was someone who would succeed me, so he took the child's painting and opened it.

This painting... seems to be a... bastard swimming in the water?

"No, no! This is not a bastard! This is a turtle!" The child immediately defended.

The little emperor held the painting stiffly: "What's the difference between a tortoise and a bastard?"

"The bastard can only live for 1000 years, but the tortoise can live for 1 years! May the father live as long as the tortoise!"

Understood, the thousand-year-old king is the 8-year-old tortoise.

The little emperor smiled awkwardly and patted the child's head, thanking him for the gift.

Bao, you are such a filial son.

Sending off the children who came to celebrate his birthday, the little emperor thought about it, and decided to frame the painting and keep it for safekeeping. When the children grow up, they will show it to him.

The regent laughed so hard that he couldn't see his teeth, the little emperor put away his painting hammer and gave him a slap: "Stop laughing, it's so silly."

The regent came over and kissed the little emperor's earlobe: "In fact, someone suggested that I also draw a picture for you to celebrate your birthday."

"Then why didn't you draw for me?" The little emperor asked as he walked towards the back of the imperial case.

The regent wrapped his arms around the little emperor's waist, and followed the little emperor step by step: "With such a everyone in front of me, I am ashamed to fight against each other."

"Before in the northern border, sometimes it was necessary to spread news. In order to prevent others from imitating my handwriting and spreading false news, I would draw a flower on the signature every time I signed it. Just like this." The regent picked up a pen and put a piece of paper beside him. A flower is drawn on it.

The little emperor carefully identified it for a moment, and could barely make out the outline of a flower.

The regent smiled: "Those people reacted the same as you when they saw my flower."

The little emperor felt that he had to thank the regent for not drawing himself a picture to celebrate his birthday.If he wants to receive such a congratulatory gift, maybe his lifespan will decrease instead of increase.

As the regent spoke, his hands began to restless.The little emperor was distracted by his teasing, and in the end he was tricked twice by the regent.

In the end, the little emperor collapsed in the arms of the regent, so tired that he didn't even want to lift his fingers.

The eunuch outside came to report that the courtiers were already waiting for the little emperor outside the Hall of Supreme Harmony with birthday gifts.

The little emperor glared at the regent, and the regent quickly raised his voice and ordered the eunuch to let the courtiers wait for a while, and then cleaned and changed the little emperor's clothes while apologizing to the little emperor, saying that he would never dare again.

The little emperor was noncommittal to his words, just listen to what the regent said, he didn't count on this kind of thing, after coaxing himself to come the day before yesterday, he also said that he would never dare again, not today Have you forgotten what you said the day before yesterday?

The little emperor felt that he couldn't go on like this anymore. During this period of time, he felt that he was much more tired than before, and his daily nap time was half an hour longer than before.

The little emperor decided to separate from the regent from this evening.Didn't he say before that he wanted to live in Kunning Palace, so let him live in Kunning Palace.

The regent, who knew nothing about the little emperor's separation from him, was still planning how to spend the evening happily with the little emperor.

That night, when the regent was eagerly pulling the little emperor to do this and that, the little emperor baaed righteously, and after explaining the reason to the regent, he forcefully asked the regent to take him to the Kunning Palace.

The little emperor, who had been exhausted for several months, finally had a good night's sleep on his birthday.

However, the regent, without his wife in his arms, tossed and turned, and didn't sleep well all night.

Early the next morning, the regent with two dark circles under his eyes was in stark contrast to the radiant little emperor.

The little emperor was taken aback by the regent's appearance: "What did you do last night? The bruises are so heavy now?"

The regent said bitterly: "I don't have His Majesty in my arms, so I can't sleep all night."

The little emperor was a little distressed, but for the sake of his sleep quality and waist, he still made up his mind and did not agree to let the regent sleep with him at night.

The regent king, who couldn't sleep for several days, finally couldn't take it anymore. He didn't want to have anything to do with the little emperor now. He just wanted to sleep with the little emperor, as long as he could be by the little emperor's side. Yes, that doesn't matter.

So the regent signed an agreement with the little emperor, promising that he would not do anything for the next three months, and finally won the right to sleep in the same bed as the little emperor again.

The regent, who fell asleep with the little emperor in his arms again, finally got a good night's sleep contentedly.

Autumn and winter are coming, and it will be the Regent's birthday in a blink of an eye.The little emperor's gift for the regent was almost ready.

The little emperor gave