The metaphysics boss wears thousands of people to suspect cannon fodder

"Damn it, you fat ass dared to crawl on my bed!"

"Ouch! Su Hengwu, you're disgusting! You think I'll be able to have feelings for you if you take off your clothes and lie down on my bed?!"

"vomit……"

This time he really vomited, before Su Hengwu opened his eyes, he heard the person from just now leaving and returning, and then cursed angrily.

"Let me tell you! I won't like you! There is a difference between people, no matter what you do, you can't compare to Yue Hui's finger! What a fucking bad luck!"

This time Su Hengwu opened his eyes, the appearance of the cursing man in front of him was not clear, but he could roughly see the outline, with short hair and smooth outline, he was a top-notch handsome man in the era.

A series of memories flooded in——

He, Su Hengwu, had a miserable life experience. After his father passed away, his mother ran away with others, and the young Su Hengwu wandered among relatives.I had an illness when I was a child, and after drinking traditional Chinese medicine for more than a year, my whole body swelled up like a ball.During adolescence, he felt inferior and timid, and he was not good at studying. He took the university exam four times, but he didn't even get the three lines, and he is still repeating it.

People are too unlucky, God will give some good luck.When Su Hengwu was 15 years old, the Xu family found Su Hengwu and asked him to celebrate Xu Xinghe, the only son of the Xu family.

Xu Xinghe was sick in his early years, relying on Chongxi to jump around, he just pulled him back from the gate of hell. From then on, he hated Su Hengwu, a fat man, and wished he could get rid of him from afar.

But soon Su Hengwu realized that what happened now was in a novel he had read, and the names and characters were all in one-to-one correspondence. Su Hengwu remembered it clearly, and it was all because the poor cannon fodder had the same name as him.

Su Hengwu, the cannon fodder, died suddenly on the spot after failing to seduce Xu Xinghe.

The protagonist in the book is Lin Yuehui, the son of his adoptive mother.

Lin Yuehui, as the name suggests, is gentle and generous, with a handsome appearance, and Xu Xinghe's childhood sweetheart, has a system to assist, leading him to the pinnacle of life step by step.

And because he is the son of destiny, he is favored by heaven, and he has good luck, and there are a group of excellent suitors wherever he goes.

Including but not limited to, film king, master of metaphysics, hermit and genius of metaphysics, business tycoon... Of course, Lin Yuehui finally kicked out Su Hengwu, the cannon fodder, and succeeded in becoming Xu Xinghe's other half.

And now, he took the body of this poor little cannon fodder.

A little bit of guilt flashed in Su Hengwu's heart, and before he could feel it carefully, he saw Xu Xinghe pointing at his nose and cursing——

"You said that our Xu family treats you well, but you are so shameless!"

"Yue Hui treats you like a real brother, yet you stab him in the back! Shameless!"

"It's not brother, I said you, get rid of you and look in the mirror to see yourself? You really think you are a fairy!"

Xu Xinghe has sword eyebrows and star eyes, and looks like a pampered and wealthy son.He looked at Su Hengwu's dumbfounded look with blushing cheeks, and thought of the lump of pork he saw when he entered the room just now, and suddenly he became angry again.

"Did you fucking listen to me?!"

"Oh, no." Su Hengwu said lightly, squinting his eyes, stood up and patted the debris on his body, planning to leave.

"What's your attitude!" The other party's actions were tantamount to adding fuel to the flames, giving Xu Xinghe a reason to explode. He reached out to grab the tennis racket next to him, intending to impress Su Hengwu.

As soon as his hand touched the racket, he saw Su Hengwu turn around with a half-smile mocking at the corner of his mouth.

For a moment, Xu Xinghe felt that he was a little different, especially those eyes, which were so clear and stunning, as if a pool of stagnant water suddenly came to life, but the undisguised, overflowing sarcasm made Xu Xinghe's temples bulge. Jump, he stretched out his hand and wanted to hit it - just pretending.

Unexpectedly, Su Hengwu would not dodge or dodge, he stood by the door, raised his hand and patted the door.

"Heh, are you sure you want to fight me?"

I saw that door weighing seven or eight catties, together with the firm screws, instantly turned into pieces of wood.

A large piece of solid wood accompanied by wood ash made a dull sound on the ground, the oncoming ash choked Xu Xinghe's throat, his rationality was knocked back by this palm, cold sweat broke out from his vest, his pupils widened as he bent over and coughed, full of Unbelievable was written all over his face—fuck, when did Su Hengwu get so strong?No, it must be because the door is not solid wood, it is cut corners!Sue him!Go to the Consumer Association!

He coughed twice, and quietly raised his eyes to look at Su Hengwu. The more he looked, the more frightened he became, and he even saw a trace of grievance - if he had known that this person was faking, he wouldn't have done it!

Su Hengwu originally planned to leave, but now he suddenly didn't want to leave.

The original owner worked too hard and went in the wrong direction, so he became nearsighted by hundreds of degrees. He had to wear glasses the thickness of a beer bottle to see clearly.

Su Hengwu stood at the junction of the room and the corridor, narrowed his eyes, and when he stretched out his hand, he saw something that shouldn't exist.

A long, thick line extends from the middle finger, and the other end passes through the ceiling, and the end point is unknown.

Look carefully, not only the middle finger, dozens of lines run through the whole body.

With a slight movement of the lines, his body was out of control.

Su Hengwu ignored this manipulative trick, touched his chin, then reached out and pulled the thread together, and threw it on the ground.

interesting.

I didn't expect to see the legendary puppet art.

Who would be willing to use such high-level mystical tricks for such a big fat man?

"You!" Seeing Su Hengwu's actions, Xu Xinghe felt a little wronged in his heart.

He patted up and down just now, as if he disliked the contact with Xu Xinghe.

Xu Xinghe's mind is also very simple, he looks down on Su Hengwu, it's a matter of course, but the other way around, how can Su Hengwu despise him?

Thinking of him, Xu Xinghe, City A is recognized as the "man who most wants to fall in love", a senior colonel, and those who chase him can walk around the third ring twice and look at him, they should feel that they have seen a fairy!

But Su Hengwu not only climbed into his bed!He also showed a disgusted and disgusted expression!

He can't accept it! ! !

Xu Xinghe shook his tennis racket and saw that door...

"Forget about you, Sao Aorui~" Su Hengwu shook off the disgusting thread on his body, smiled sweetly, and squatted in front of Xu Xinghe.Xu Xinghe's face turned red with anger, like a bulging puffer fish, if the two met more gently, Su Hengwu might be able to be gentler to him, but now Su Hengwu just wants to vent his anger on someone.

He was originally an ancient fierce beast. After he joined the sect, he created the Dao of the world, but he didn't want to be sealed by his fellow master brothers for a thousand years. In the past 1000 years, he has read countless famous books and novels, played single-player games for hundreds of years, and almost suffocated to death. , was finally born, but took someone else's body.

Su Hengwu was very uncomfortable, and if he was uncomfortable, someone would be unlucky.

He loves to laugh when he does bad things, the brighter his smile, the more unlucky he is for the other party.

At this time, his chubby face smiled with a rainbow arc, and his eyes curved into crescent moons due to his sincere emotion.

Aside from this meaty bun-like face, but in terms of eyes, these are a pair of charming eyes—pretty but not coquettish, charming but not demonic.

Xu Xinghe was absent-minded for a second, and felt a fiery slap hit his face the next second.

Su Hengwu smiled brightly: "Here's your favorite big mouth, hehe."

"Snapped!"

Crisp and crisp.

The tips of the nails were trimmed, and when they slapped, they scratched Xu Xinghe's skin, leaving a painful and itchy burning sensation.In an instant, Xu Xinghe burst into tears, what's more, he felt as if his soul was being torn apart.

"Su, Heng, Wu—you're dead!!!" Xu Xinghe was stunned for a minute before he realized that he wanted to carry two catties of TNT on his back, and the two of them would fly away and annihilate together.

Then, a surprising thing happened——

Xu Xinghe moved his body and realized that something was wrong.

He watched with his own eyes "Xu Xinghe" stood up expressionlessly and began to pack his things, while Su Hengwu stood beside him, with black and white eyes, first looked at "Xu Xinghe", then slowly moved to himself, and then Blinking his eyes, he waved at him.

Su Hengwu: "Oh, I accidentally knocked out your soul."

Xu Xinghe: "???"

Su Hengwu: "Well, it won't affect your normal life. Don't worry, let's go. I wish you a happy new life experience, little dinosaur~"

After speaking, he gave Xu Xinghe a wink and left gracefully.

And Xu Xinghe looked at his body, consciously tidied up the mess in the house, and went to the bathroom.Xu Xinghe swallowed his saliva, and walked towards the floor-to-ceiling mirror in the room with a short and lean body.

In the bright and clean mirror, what appeared was not the most handsome guy in the world, but a dinosaur doll less than 60 centimeters.

The doll is green from head to toe, with big watery and misty eyes staring at it, and a big tail hanging behind it, so cute and ugly.

Xu Xinghe: "..."

After a while, Su Hengwu walked out of Xu's house, stopped a taxi by the side of the road, and the moment he opened the door to enter, he heard Chuanyun Powu scream—

"Ahhhhhhh-"

Su Hengwu smiled slightly: "I seem to be in a better mood ~ Master, please go to Sanxian Road."

"Okay!" The taxi driver buckled the meter, showing a professional smile of 20 years.

"Brother, are you a local?"

"Brother, which university do you go to?"

"Brother, do you have a girlfriend?"

"..."

No one answered, the driver looked in the rearview mirror and was resting with his eyes closed.

The driver was embarrassed to speak and concentrated on driving.For those who drive taxis, the most important thing is to create an atmosphere. Some people get in the car alone and feel bored in the car, so they need the driver to be good at chatting. There are also some people like Su Hengwu who, when they close their eyes, are obviously repulsive In addition, if you continue to talk at this time, it will upset the customer.

The driver silently lowered the temperature inside the car so that Su Hengwu could sleep more comfortably.

Su Hengwu didn't sleep, he was sorting out the memory fragments in his mind.

Since he was 15 years old, he has been living with Bai Yueguang and Lin Yuehui's family.Lin Yuehui is the heartthrob and Bai Yueguang of this article. No matter who it is, as soon as they see him, they will be conquered by his charm.

Lin Yuehui is 6 years younger than Su Hengwu. She is currently a candidate for the college entrance examination. She is in the same school as Su Hengwu, and her academic performance is not bad. She can enjoy herself well in class and even grade.

Judging from the memory of the original owner, Lin Yuehui should be a gentle and sensible little brother, so I don't know the truth.

Thinking of his brother, Su Hengwu thought of the sect brother who had suppressed him for thousands of years, and his teeth itch with hatred.

That arrow pierced his bones and scattered his thousand years of practice.

This time when he comes out, he must smash the old bastard's ancestral grave!

"Brother, Sanxian Road is here." The driver shook Su Hengwu's shoulders considerately, and then met a pair of clean and piercing eyes.

Those eyes make people think of the heavy snow in Fengjiang in January. The driver shook and repeated: "It's here, the total is 72 yuan."

Su Hengwu stared at the driver's forehead, where there was a bluish gloomy look.

The author has something to say:

【advance receipt】

"Stupid, I know martial arts [Entertainment]"

Wenjuan, the youngest son of the general's mansion, was brutally murdered. After his death, he passed through the book and entered the modern entertainment circle.

The original owner's parents hated him, and the disabled fiancé had a white moonlight in his heart.

Bai Yueguang participated in the draft, and fought with him on the same stage. The original owner was brutally exposed by black materials, and finally was stabbed to death by the roadside by black fans.

Wen Juan: I don't understand the draft or anything, I just want to go home and farm.

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On the same stage battle day.

Bai Yueguang danced all over the city, and the judges and referees thumbed up flowers.

Wen Juan, holding a hammer in his hand, went on stage and smashed a big stone in his chest. The judges were so frightened that their dentures fell out.

Bai Yueguang's rhetoric: I hope to be in everyone's sight.

Wen Juan has no expression on his face: don't support me.

Fans have a rebellious psychology one by one: Vote for him! ! !

Wenjuan:?

·

On the day the c position was announced, Wen Juan had the highest number of votes.

The judges had tears in their eyes: go, goose, you deserve——

Wen Juan performed lightness kung fu and ran away: Be stupid, master knows lightness kung fu!

Fans exclaimed: Both civil and military, fans are fans!

Wenjuan: ...

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Therefore, Wen Juan revealed himself: I am the prince, thank you, this is unfair to everyone.

The hot search has been hanging up for a day.

However, a comment -

Oh my god, this man blackmailed himself in order not to make his debut! !

Loved it.

Warm volume: mmp

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It's okay to be popular in the entertainment industry.

But the people around are not right either.

Parents who think that they have suffered a lot outside: son is suffering, I will give you one billion to hit the hot search.

Bai Yueguang, who was "scared" because of the draft: I still have your coat.

Inexplicably familiar actor brother: Come to my house tonight and cook for you.

The hot search exploded for the second time that day.

The boss who controls the economic lifeline of City A posted his marriage certificate, with the words: Prince?It's the empress.

Wen Juan, who was bitten by soft meat, had tears in his eyes: "You pervert, I will fight you!"

cp: Paranoid and gentle scum big guy Gong x heartthrob little idiot Shou