The metaphysics boss wears thousands of people to suspect cannon fodder

Recalling the last time I was slapped by a magic spell and my soul was blown away, sad memories flooded my heart.Xu Xinghe's expression froze for a moment, and then he stabilized his expression, but his body unconsciously took a step back.

Xu Xinghe gritted his teeth, "What did you do to me?!"

It was obvious that the other party seduced him first, but he made himself the victim.Now my soul has flown out and possessed a small doll, and the doll seems to be getting smaller and smaller!

Xu Xinghe was even more wronged.

Su Hengwu drank two sips of grapefruit tea, and was in a good mood. He picked up the little doll, and the other's claws scratched in the air, making an wailing sound.

"Hey, don't make trouble~" Su Hengwu conveniently stuffed the grapefruit tea straw into his mouth.

Xu Xinghe yelled even louder!

He he he!

On the outside of the straw, there are faintly shining small drops of water. It is not difficult to imagine the appearance of being held in the mouth by the owner just now.

There is a small, fleshy bead on the diamond-shaped lips of the other party, which is pursed low on weekdays, and the corners of the lips are naturally raised on both sides, looking very gentle and coquettish.

I didn't pay much attention to Su Hengwu's face before, but now I realize that his facial features are very attractive, and after losing a few rounds, his outline gradually became clearer.

Maybe there are more emotions, but covered by shame and anger, there is only one clear thought - he has lost a lot of weight.

Su Hengwu went back to the black Internet cafe with the little doll in his hand. The boss settled the Internet fee for leaving people. When he met Su Hengwu, he greeted him, "Little brother, your Chinese medicine is ready."

The boss handed Su Hengwu the steaming traditional Chinese medicine. Su Hengwu thanked him and took the medicine into the private room.

The private room for one person is not big, there are cola, crispy rice, beef noodles with sauerkraut in a mess on the table... The air is not turbid, full of the strong smell of instant noodles.

But in this situation, in the eyes of the president, it looks shabby and desolate.

"You just eat these?" Xu Xinghe frowned, broke free from Su Hengwu's palm, and fell on the table.

He quite disliked the things Su Hengwu put on the table, moved them away with his fat and short feet, and cleared a path for himself like walking on a red carpet.

He sat down on the main machine with one ass, with his unruly Erlang legs raised, and his toes were bit by bit in mid-air.

Xu Xinghe frowned, "Don't you know how to treat yourself better?"

From Xu Xinghe's point of view, the Xu family has never treated Su Hengwu badly.

Su Hengwu was so happy to come to his home back then, and then he supported the Lin family all the way, at least ensuring Su Hengwu's food, clothing and academic problems. Even if Su Hengwu had to repeat 4 times, the Xu family did not say "no" at all words, and even quite support his decision.

Xu Xinghe knew from the very beginning that he could not give the other party the so-called love. The reason why the two came together was entirely because the ancestors counted the horoscope back then, Xu Xinghe was prone to premature death, and needed a son chosen by heaven to match the horoscope.

Just because he couldn't give the other party affection, Xu Xinghe has always given the other party a rich life.But unexpectedly, the other party was still a pile of mud that couldn't support the wall.

"If I can afford abalone and sea cucumber, and order takeout, do I still need to eat instant noodles here?" Su Hengwu gave him a big rolly look, sat on the soft stool, turned on the computer, and entered the game page.

Xu Xinghe thought for a while, and felt that what he said was correct. The implication was that he was very poor, but the Xu family gave him a lot of money every year, so the word poor should have nothing to do with him.

"How could you be so poor?" Xu Xinghe couldn't believe it.

Su Hengwu didn't say anything, he tore open the side of the pot, poured it into his mouth, and started chewing.

The tails of his eyes were slanted, and the pupils of his eyes were clean and bright, completely different from the humble and timid before, with clear ridicule and disdain inside.

Xu Xinghe's heart trembled, and a thought popped up in his heart: he couldn't be hungry and thin because he couldn't afford to eat, right?

No, no, no?

Xu Xinghe's eyebrows were twisted into rough twists, Su Hengwu was concentrating on playing a large-scale online game, Xu Xinghe stared at Su Hengwu's side face.

He really lost a lot of weight.

Are you really hungry?

Why not eat well?

He suddenly realized that at this point in time, the other party should be playing online games in the school dormitory instead of here!

The family took the money to let him repeat his studies, not to let him waste his life and be a waste!

They are also children raised by the Lin family. How can Lin Yuehui be well-behaved, sensible, and positive, and this one in front of him is to carry out the waste life to the end?

The little bit of distress that just came out was instantly overwhelmed by this contrast value.

"Well, let me go." Su Hengwu pushed Xu Xinghe away who was in the way, frowned, and drank the half-warm Chinese medicine juice, pinching his nose.

The smell of traditional Chinese medicine is bitter and fishy, ​​and it makes people very uncomfortable just by smelling it.

Xu Xinghe was in poor health when he was a child, and drank too much traditional Chinese medicine. Now he is almost ptsd about this. When he smells it, he feels sick in his lungs.

Su Hengwu was so bitter that his little face turned pale. He quickly picked up the crispy rice and chewed a few mouthfuls, then took another mouthful of Coke, finally making himself feel better.

Xu Xinghe took two steps back indiscriminately, and said angrily, "Are you feeling unwell? What ailment do you drink Chinese medicine for?"

Su Hengwu quickly pressed two keys on the computer, and slowly let out a breath when he raised his eyes, his pupils were always smiling, showing some cat-like laziness inadvertently, "That's right~ it's diet pills. "

Xu Xinghe didn't speak anymore. In the past, he always liked to call Su Hengwu "fatty" and "fatty", but he didn't have much malice. Maybe everyone who said these three words didn't necessarily have any malice, but No one cared, these three words are contempt in themselves!

He remained silent, unconsciously recalling Su Hengwu in his memory.

But there were too few, sporadic fragments could not make up a few complete pictures, only the impression of the other party's submissive appearance made him very unhappy.

Su Hengwu hooked his hands at Xu Xinghe.

Xu Xinghe, "Why?"

Su Hengwu, "Don't you know?"

Xu Xinghe, "Know what...?"

Xu Xinghe's heart skipped a beat.

Su Hengwu got close on purpose, his pupils like glass flowers reflected the appearance of the dinosaur's body very clearly.

Fat and fat, and because of the dark green color of the whole body, it looks very funny.

The once proud beauty of the prosperous age left only ridiculousness and fatness. Now it is not Su Hengwu who is embarrassed, but Xu Xinghe himself.

But then his eyes widened—

A vague shadow slowly appeared in the void, and as the body solidified, it became clear.

His head drooped to one side, his neck joints were twisted at 90 degrees, his eyeballs were facing up, and there was still blood flowing out of the cut-off wound...

"..." Xu Xinghe almost lost his breath, but Su Hengwu, on the other hand, acted as if nothing had happened, and even gave that ghost a hard kick.

The ghost let out a cry, and said bitterly, "I'm sorry, Daoist, I don't know how to pretend to be a normal person, woo woo woo."

Su Hengwu felt annoyed, and drew a finger in the air, and the terrifying ghost instantly turned into a serious young man, but the underside of the eyes was dark, and he looked like a short-lived man who had stayed up all night for hundreds of years.

"Hi Daxian, I'm here to help you play with your liver." The ghost passer-by began to seriously play with his liver as soon as he enjoyed himself, "It's better to be a ghost, I'm not afraid of my liver, anyway, I don't have a liver anymore haha!"

Bad jokes are boring.

Su Hengwu pointed Jiang Shan, "Help me register a Taobao store."

A passer-by said, "Huh? Daxian, you still want to open a shop?"

Su Hengwu, "Yes, I should earn some money to support myself."

Xu Xinghe, who was left aside, felt that this was an absolute provocation!

Xu Xinghe especially wanted to grab the other party's ears and yell, "Didn't our Xu family give you money?"

A passer-by quickly registered a small account, and then asked Su Hengwu, "What is Daxian going to sell on Taobao?"

Su Hengwu thought for a while, and asked in doubt, "Do you humans need... catch ghosts, watch Feng Shui, etc.?"

Remembering that I am also a ghost, the passer-by shuddered, "Then transfer luck, draw amulets, calculate birthdays, and look at Feng Shui..."

The product is still under review, and passers-by look at the things on it, and they don't have much hope for it.Although he has been dead for a few years, the modern society is still relatively clear. Scientism has swept the world long ago. Where is there any feudal and ignorant thinking?

But at any rate, the Great Immortal reshaped his soul for him, and he seemed to be doing well, and he could still make a living.

Xu Xinghe was left alone for a long time before he remembered that the reason he came to find Su Hengwu was to let his soul return to his body.

The current body has lost a soul, and has become even more aloof. What's even more frightening is that the other party doesn't take himself seriously at all, and even said, "Whether you come back or not has nothing to do with me."

What a scumbag.

Not only that, but the other party changed his name to Xu Xingliu the next day...

Xu Xinghe, who couldn't stand Xu Xingliu anymore, decided to run away from home to find the culprit, but he didn't expect that the other party didn't realize his problem at all.

"Hello!" Xu Xinghe interrupted angrily.

Passers-by's eyes lit up, "First, I don't call you hello!"

Xu Xinghe, "..."

Passerby [-], "Second, my name is Passerby [-]!"

Xu Xinghe swung his fist, "Shut up!"

A passer-by felt aggrieved, "I don't understand fashion."

Xu Xinghe glared, "Damn it, I'm so annoying!"

Su Hengwu picked up Xu Xinghe, his eyes were filled with the dots of light from the computer, the corners of his lips curved, "You want me to help you return to your own body?"

Xu Xinghe snorted twice, he didn't confirm directly, but after seeing the clear expression in the other party's eyes, a trace of arrogance flashed in his mind.

He must want to see himself laughing!

The dignified young master of the Xu family, how can you let the little fat man see his jokes?

So he groaned and flicked his tail, and swept it against Su Hengwu's hand, then broke free from Su Hengwu's hand, and stood crookedly on the table, flicking his tail.

"How is it possible? I just came to see if you are doing well, and now I am happy to see that you are not doing well! You can't do anything without me!"

Xu Xinghe thought, even if I starved to death by the side of the road and was carried away by a bird, I would never come to beg Su Hengwu!Absolutely won't let him watch his jokes!

Backbone is often after being too arrogant.

Xu Xinghe flipped out from the window, his posture was very cool, but his legs were short, and when he climbed out, he fell into a dog's shit, and just happened to slap him on the dog's shit.

Xu Xinghe died of grievance, his black eyes were watery.

Thinking of Su Hengwu watching from the window, he stood up stubbornly again, and laughed twice, "As expected of me, I am so handsome even turning the window." Exclusive arrangement

"Wow~" Su Hengwu clapped his hands cooperatively, narrowing his eyes slightly, "Then you have to be careful."

Xu Xinghe, "What?"

Su Hengwu yawned with tears in his eyes, "Because you will be very unlucky next time."

He gestured with his fingers.

Xu Xinghe found himself getting smaller.

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