The metaphysics boss wears thousands of people to suspect cannon fodder

He obviously bought two houses, but this guy didn't live in them. Instead, he lived in the middle of the cemetery, calling for love in the center of the world.

Although Xu Xinghe couldn't understand Su Hengwu's behavior, he still didn't say anything.

The female ghost, Xiaoling, was nourished very well in Su Hengwu's enshrining, and soon she took a preliminary human form, and in a certain night, she turned into a child.

At that time, Xu Xinghe had no choice but to succumb to Su Hengwu's "sex-power", doing laundry, cooking, cooking wine and tea, in order to keep his soul alive and get two drops of blood.

The dignified and domineering president, no accident, Mr. Xu, who will be regarded as the goal of life by countless scheming green tea in the future, is wearing the apron given by the supermarket to buy detergent, facing the latest mobile phone, looking at the subway, the old man, and looking at the mobile phone.

"Fuck, what are you going to do with the potatoes and beef?"

Facing a messy room, Mr. Xu, the domineering president, silently cut up the beef into quarters.

He was embarrassed to ask Su Hengwu what to do, it was related to his thin masculine dignity, and when Mr. Xu found out that Su Hengwu couldn't cook at all, this honeyed masculinity reached its peak.

Even a dead nerd can't stand it, so I want to report him to New Oriental.

The dead otaku is so ordinary but so confident in front of Taobao customer service.

Mo Zhixiao stretched his waist, and praised from the bottom of his heart, "So, the anti-explosion symbol that Xiao Su put on the door in advance is always useful."

"Boom—" Accompanied by a thick smoke, the kitchen was almost bombed.

Relying on his own soul body, Mr. Xu saw Xiaoling's soul condensed into a solid body just as he climbed out.

Became a child, probably with a child's IQ, grabbed Mr. Xu's crispy hand, took a bite, his face became fat with joy, and he called out, "Dad!"

"Hiss..." Mr. Xu gasped, rescued Xiaoling's claws from Xiaoling's mouth, and wiped off the child's saliva by the way. Picking it up, he looked up, down, left, and right, and finally settled on the skinny cheeks and slightly shabby facial features, with a look of disgust, "Aren't all children round and round, why are you so shabby?"

"...Wow!!" Xiao Ling started crying, his stinky foot kicked on Mr. Xu's handsome face, and Mr. Xu took several breaths of cold air into his lungs. His lips were lost, Mr. Xu tore off the brown sugar with a slap.

Xiao Ling landed on the ground, ran towards Su Hengwu with his bare feet.

The house has three bedrooms and one living room. Because it is located in a barren mountain and an ancient tomb, there are hardly any living people up and down. When the landlord received Su Hengwu's contact number, he was overjoyed and overindulged. He took money that day and drank too much. Hell, this problem was solved with a piece of talisman paper from Su Hengwu.

So the landlord basically treats him as a god, and finding him a room is the most spacious and cleanest.

Xiao Ling ran two steps, pushed open Su Hengwu's door and went in.

Mr. Xu didn't see it well, Su Hengwu would lose his temper occasionally, and he valued his own domain very much, so he reached out to grab Xiao Ling, but he missed, Xiao Ling rolled in and hugged Su Hengwu from behind.

In front of Su Hengwu, Mr. Xu suddenly changed back to Xu Xinghe. He said that he was bad, and he was afraid that the bad-tempered Su Hengwu in front of him would use Xiao Ling to perform the surgery. In fact, he knew a little bit in his heart that Su Hengwu was not that bad. .

"Xiao Ling, come here." Xu Xinghe said.

Xiaoling rubbed Su Hengwu's waist with her skinny face, turned her head and said to Xu Xinghe, "I don't! Mom smells so good!"

It was only then that Xu Xinghe noticed that Su Hengwu took a shower just now, and the water droplets on his body were not wiped off. The inferior white shirt was made of thin transparent fabric, and it stuck to his body as soon as it got wet.The sky outside was gradually clearing up, and the sunlight fell on his thin body. The water drops from his slender waist and into the hem of his shirt, leaving only a faintly visible curvature.

The waist tightly hugged by Xiao Ling, a little upwards, can see the sunken waist, very thin, like a puddle of water, full of full moon dangling in it, and it seems to be brewed... It makes people, It makes people want to lick and taste the taste.

...Hiss, quickly stopped the dangerous association.

With a stiff face, Xu Xinghe pulled the lamb velvet bath towel beside him and threw it to Su Hengwu, "Wipe off the water on your body."

Su Hengwu took a bath, and his face was still a little flushed. His overly white skin was stained with hibiscus powder, which further accentuated his dark eyebrows and deep-set pupils.

As a result, Su Hengwu wiped the water droplets on his head with the lamb fleece thrown over by the other party. At this time, the temperature difference was huge, and Su Hengwu felt a little cold, so he put the bath towel that had been wiped over his hair on his body, and turned to look down at Xiaoling. .

The tone was a little lazy, "You just condensed into a solid body, suck some offerings by my side first, and I will send you to reincarnation in a few days."

"Did you hear that, brat!" Xiao Ling was handed over to Xu Xinghe, Xu Xinghe threw Xiao Ling into the living room to harass Mo Zhizhi.

Then he frowned, looked at Su Hengwu, and said in a fierce tone, "Don't you know how to blow your hair?"

"Huh?" Su Hengwu looked at him with puzzled eyes, Xu Xinghe grabbed his hair twice, then led him to the bathroom, turned on the hair dryer in the cubicle, and dried his hair for him.

Only at this time, Su Hengwu looked so cute.

He was sitting on a low stool, with his long legs close together, leaning loosely to the left. He was like a boneless cat. In the narrow bathroom, he had to lean against the door, which was cold and hard. He could not lean against it. It was comfortable, so he slowly moved onto Xu Xinghe's body, and leaned softly on him, his whole back bent into a curve, and he had to be supported by his hands to prevent him from collapsing completely.

This small movement made Xu Xinghe take a deep breath.

With this little distraction, the hot wind swept across Su Hengwu's eyebrows, and the over-long hair swept across his eyebrows. Through the opposite glass, Su Hengwu's eyebrows were a little blurred, the hot wind was blowing slightly, and his eyelashes trembled slightly.

Xu Xinghe didn't dare to look at him, he moved his eyes away, only a strand of hair floating in his sight, dangling back and forth, blinking very hard.

Xu Xinghe stretched out his fingers to press down the strands of hair, then stroked his scalp lightly, and helped him dry his hair bit by bit.

The touch of the fingertips was warm and soft, accompanied by the ups and downs in the hot wind, Xu Xinghe's eyes moved from the void to Su Heng's face in the mirror.

His eyelashes were finely shattered, and the light scattered on his cheeks, forming irregular spots.

Xu Xinghe swallowed his saliva, his eyes fluctuated with the swaying light spots, then focused on his thin lips, and took a long time to move away.

"Hair is dry." Xu Xinghe pushed him down, Su Hengwu yawned with tears in his eyes, "Thank you."

The words were polite, and then he cut his fingertips, and the blood flowed out from his fingertips. He half-closed his eyes, and brought his fingers to Xu Xinghe's mouth.

It wasn't once or twice, but it was the first time he looked down at him from a high position. From this angle, Su Hengwu's slender body seemed to be hugged by him.

He lowered his head and squeezed Su Hengwu's finger, Xing Tian's blood poured into his mouth all at once, Xu Xinghe frowned at him, probably because it hurt, so he licked it.

The pain between Su Hengwu's eyebrows eased a bit, Xu Xinghe was expecting his attitude, but the other party looked away and pulled his hand away.

"Come with me somewhere in two days." Su Hengwu said softly.

Xu Xinghe looked at his back and felt very uncomfortable.

There was still a smell of blood in his mouth, which was unprecedented and a little sweet.

He looked at himself in the mirror, damn it, Mr. Xu, what's going on with your watery eyes? !

He pulled off the red Chicken Jingle apron, "Aren't you going to take the college entrance examination? The exam is coming soon, can't you finish it well?"

Su Hengwu took a Band-Aid, a gift from the supermarket, in the shape of a pig's nose for children.

Xu Xinghe went over to help him tear it apart, Mo Zhixiao sneered next to him, "It's not that he doesn't work his limbs, doesn't distinguish between grains, puts on a Band-Aid, and needs you to do it? Does that mean he needs you to feed him?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he was beaten.

Although Xu Xinghe was not Mr. Xu in front of Su Hengwu, but Xu Xiaoguai, but in front of other people, Mr. Xu's dignity was inviolable, and Xu Xinghe punched him with fists.

Mo Zhizhi has been an otaku for more than 20 years, except for that face, it is basically useless.

After being pinned to the ground and rubbed repeatedly, Mo Zhixiao spat out blood, cursing Xu Xinghe at the same time, and finally because of Xu Xinghe's violence, you suppressed him, and finally chose to be incompetent, furious and cursing.

Su Hengwu held Xiao Ling in his arms and watched from the sidelines. Xiao Ling boasted, "Mom, Tie Tie is so pretty."

"It's not mother." Su Hengwu didn't understand the child's brain circuit. The so-called mother who has a milk is what the child thinks, and the content is simple.

I decided that it was my mother, and that was my mother, so when I heard Su Hengwu's rebuttal, I immediately ran over with my feet, and dragged Mr. Xu who had just finished repairing, his eyes were like copper bells, and tears were flowing of.

"Dad, Mom doesn't recognize me."

Xu Xinghe punched Xiao Ling, and Xiao Ling burst into tears immediately, with snot and tears, and it was especially annoying, basically all the tears and snot were rubbed on his body.

Xu Xinghe couldn't resist the level of shamelessness, Mr. Xu was still the same Mr. Xu, noble and glamorous, he could use his hands or not.

"You are an orphan, you don't have a father, let alone a mother!"

"!!!!" Xiao Ling wowed, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh——"

Three feet around the beam, high and low female voices.

While yelling and howling, tears poured out like they don't want money, Xu Xinghe couldn't take it, Mo Zhixiao couldn't take it.

Mo Zhixiao, "Sew her mouth up with tape!"

Xu Xinghe handed papers to Xiaoling, this guy was crying so hard, he wiped his tears with his arm, Xu Xinghe was annoyed, "It's almost enough."

The people downstairs probably couldn't take it anymore and came up to knock on the door.

The person who came was a middle-aged woman with a haggard face, probably just woke up from sleep, wearing pajamas and messy hair.

She stood at the door, her tone a little impatient, "Your children are crying so loudly, don't adults try to coax you?"

The woman looked into the room and saw Xiao Ling, "What a cute kid."

Xu Xinghe bumped Xiao Ling with his elbow, "Others are making fun of you, stop it quickly. There is no one who loves to cry so much, why are you being coquettish?"

Xiao Ling froze for a moment, lowered his voice and said to Xu Xinghe, "Dad..."

"Don't bark, what's wrong?" Xu Xinghe looked at Su Hengwu, Su Hengwu was chatting with a woman.

Xiao Ling said that he grabbed the corner of Xu Xinghe's clothes, his voice was still hoarse, and he seemed a little embarrassed, "Dad, I lost my eyeball..."

"..." Xu Xinghe glanced into the room, and a gloomy eyeball rolled down the stairs.

The author has something to say: I want to cherish life.

You must cherish me.

I thought about it, this is actually the glyph of Ben Sha.