Emerald Grapefruit
Chapter 109 Farce
After sending off Grandma Yu, Yu Wenyou and Mu Jingming Zhuo Daonan got off work together.Bao Qingtian hurried back to listen to the gossip, and after listening to it, he looked disbelieving: "Impossible! There must be something hidden, how can you be so stupid?"
Yu Wenyou asked: "What else is there to hide? My father can even get a paternity test. His character can't be faked."
Mu Jingming nodded: "Some people are poor because of bad luck, natural disasters *. Some people are poor because they are too lucky to let them come forward to endanger the society. Even if Yu Bin is not his own, don't they know that kidnapping is a crime? Do the same And what about Xiong Anmin? No time limit! The entire Xiong family can still blame Xiong Xiaolian. There are so many wonders in the world."
Speaking of kidnapping, Yu Wenyou asked: "They kidnapped me at that time, so they don't need to be sentenced?"
Bao Qingtian cast a look of contempt: "20 years ago, education was the main thing."
Yu Wenyou's blood spattered three feet: "You won. What about the premeditated kidnapping after 20 years?"
"Who will prove it?" Mu Jingming smiled, "You don't care about them, you are not free anyway."
Bao Qingtian said: "No, I'm upset." Then he picked up the phone and dialed out, "Hello! Old Wang! Check out the family for me. The one in Yujiaping is the martyr's house... yes... there is an old lady It's... Ah? I'm rubbing it! Really looking for you?... Yu Wenyou is my little brother, you try to touch him?... If it's fake... Nima! My man's younger brother is not my younger brother? Do you have to tell me about my uncle to understand? Stop yelling at me, let me tell you, if you dare to touch me, I will send people in uniform to squat at the front desk of your house every day this year, to keep your business booming!" After finishing speaking, I was too lazy to answer the words that I begged my grandpa to tell my grandma , directly dialed the phone.
Mu Jingming asked: "What's the situation?"
"Old Wang from the Red Star Hotel, you know him." Bao Qingtian said, "My drawing is broken, and Yu Wenliang's brains are good, but he's not on the right path. When you find Old Wang, first talk about it and then you'll get half of it. Then ask for it." Lao Wang sent a few girls to hook up with you, and after being stunned by Yuzu, they forced him to reveal the password. What they heard over there was tens of millions of compensation, a group of people who don't know the law! That stupid old Wang, really followed suit And. Scamming and intimidating the police, does he really think he is the Emperor of the Earth? My hands are itchy and I want to touch him, wait, I will plot against him tomorrow." The world is not black and white, sometimes it must be Make some compromises.Especially in places like Jing'an County, it is more orderly to have a boss meeting than to have no boss.Of course, if the boss steps on the thunder, it will be destroyed and another one will be supported.Some things are difficult for them to deal with due to discipline restrictions.Just like when Yu Wenyou was kidnapped back then, Mu Jingming could only steal it out of nothing.Therefore, unruly people are afraid of the underworld but not the government, and they have done a lot of things that threaten the government.
Zhuo Daonan also messed around for a while, he frowned and said, "I don't have any acquaintances, some of you have some rules in the world, so as not to worry."
Bao Qingtian sneered: "Old Wang is a good man, so I don't need to take action. My uncle understands what matters. What he thought at the beginning was nothing more than a one-off, two-five-six, pretending not to know. I told him to go to Cha Yu's house to scare him , thinking that I know everything. If he warns again, he will naturally vent his anger on the Yu family. To deal with scum, of course find a professional." After speaking, he let out a foul breath, "Stupid out of the Milky Way!"
"There are a lot of stupid people," Zhuo Daonan began to gossip, "I heard about it more than ten years ago when I was still hanging out on the streets. At that time, we had a buddy who came out to hang out with us because the family was annoying. He has three brothers and sisters. , Fighting for a dilapidated house is bloody. In fact, everyone has a house, and they have to fight for a crappy house that eats ashes by the roadside. The best thing is that they all want to monopolize it. At first, it was said that three brothers and sisters built high-rise buildings in partnership and shared them equally In the end, I had no money, and I sold it but didn’t want it, so I kept it on hold. Suddenly one day, the relatives of the second child’s family said they were willing to build it, and when it was completed, they gave each of the three brothers and sisters a storefront and a house. The relatives occupied The other half of the three storefronts and the house above the storefront. It’s reasonable, right? The boss and the third quit, and with the spirit of preferring me to lose money rather than letting others take advantage of it, they smashed the second child’s house to pieces. Back then, I wanted to I couldn’t figure out the logic, and I still can’t figure it out now. Finally, I came to the conclusion that people on Earth are too complicated for us Martians to understand.”
"Pfft," Bao Qingtian snorted, "What happened next?"
Zhuo Daonan laughed and said, "What happened afterwards? After the old lady died, the three brothers and sisters beat each other, and the police were dispatched. My father also went to the scene. In short, all three families were killed, and some had broken bones. Then Didn't they have resident medical insurance for a while, and they didn't have a unit, so they didn't have to reimburse the medical expenses. They owed a lot of medical expenses, so they had to sell the house to pay the medical expenses. In the end, I don't know if the remaining three hundred or five hundred, the whole family ran away We had a meal in the restaurant, and we got back together! It's still a hypocritical relationship, under the banner of 'they are sisters after all', and the other two will go to make trouble if the family lives better. For example, I That buddy opened a car wash and made money, but he was tired. The other two spread rumors that his sink was full of dead rats, and whoever washed the car there died of rat disease. The business can’t continue, so close the shop! "
Bao Qingtian fell softly into Mu Jingming's arms: "I want to go back to Mars..."
Yu Wenyou propped his chin, and said irritably: "Silly x, there are only a few models. I will tell you as much as you want. What I don't understand now is why my grandma doesn't want to live with me. In fact, she can host the family and split half of the money." , but when I proposed to pick her up, she was very resistant, so I didn't mention this idea."
Zhuo Daonan teased in an eight o'clock tone: "Little fool, I'll tell you as soon as I call my brother."
Yu Wenyou said coldly: "Brother, do you want to abstain from sexual intercourse for three months?"
"Damn it, you are so fucking!" Zhuo Daonan said in a broken voice, "Can you hold back?"
Yu Wenyou said confidently: "My hands are not disabled."
Zhuo Daonan immediately changed his expression, very serious: "First, she is afraid that you will resent her. Back then, the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law was not good, so your mother must have said bad things about her."
Yu Wenyou twitched the corner of his mouth, Zhuo Banxian?
Zhuo Daonan continued: "Secondly, if she lives with you, her pension will go to the eldest. If the third child is not convinced, she must share it equally. But if you have a son, the grandson will not take care of the pension. In case you turn your face and deny him , where is she going back? Who is willing to spit out the money she got? Even if the two sides live alternately, she will be displaced, and she has no need to take risks." Rubbing Yu Wenyou's hair, "Some old people have their own set of survival wisdom. Just leave it alone." Cough, Xiaoyouzi is upset, she can't joke =口=!
Yu Wenyou said in admiration: "You have a lot of research on psychology!"
"What kind of research?" Zhuo Daonan looked bitter, "When I was a child, I closed my house and watched it at eight o'clock. How boring are those snake spirits? If you don't go on the broad road, you must have nine-nine-eight-one disasters. It’s a big reunion. I live in the family’s courtyard, and the old man doesn’t care about me, so I have to eat hundreds of meals. In any house, I can hear countless gossips similar to those in ethics dramas. I’m so surprised I'm crazy or are they crazy? I'll analyze it later, and the old man will tell me occasionally when I grow up. It's easy to guess what the minds of those people are. If all criminals have that IQ, I'd die laughing. Everyday There is no such thing as meritorious service, promotion and fortune!"
Bao Qingtian thumped the table and laughed loudly: "Hahahaha, Zhuo Daonan, you have a lot of life experience! You are a little girl!"
"Little sister!" Zhuo Daonan said angrily, "The big woman is staring at your informant, if you don't beat Yu Wenliang to the ground, I will complain to you!"
While talking, Bao Qingtian's phone rang: "Old Wang?...Going to the hospital? It's really violent! Okay, I will say hello to Jingming, and make sure the police don't come to the door... what? Hahahahaha, then you let them misunderstand Come on, bye!"
Bao Qingtian laughed for a long time before saying: "Old Wang really understands current affairs, and his speed is so fast. Forget it, I won't deal with him tomorrow. Let me tell you, the relationship between the four of us has become more and more complicated! The only one who is still innocent is Xiaoyouzi. I just now Didn’t you say Yuzi is my uncle! Then Yu Wenliang remembered Zhuo Daonan and thought I was Zhuo Daonan’s wife. When I got married with Lao Wang, I found out that my husband’s surname was Mu, and the whole thing was messed up. I kept asking me who the hell My wife, I also asked if I had an affair with Zhuo Daonan."
Yu Wenyou said weakly: "They were chatting before hitting someone?"
"Let's talk, there are rules in underworld fights, of course you have to explain the situation morally. Of course after the fight is over." Bao Qingtian smiled, "Okay, they know you are the 'brother-in-law of a man who is afraid of even the old king', It doesn't matter if it's the younger brother of the original spouse or the younger brother of the concubine, it's the younger brother anyway, so I dare not mess with you again." Momo chinned, and said again, "Ah yes! I'm talking nonsense, in fact, I don't like them, Originally, they didn’t recruit you either. Xiao Zhuo’s children’s shoes can pick three out of those trash.”
Zhuo Daonan picked his nose: "I have a gun, thank you, I will scare them to death."
"Hey, it's not a drug dealer's fight. You don't dare to open a gun even if you have a gun. You think they are stupid? I think it's more realistic for you to carry a wolf stick." Bao Qingtian complained mercilessly, "Oh, how is the US Emperor? Assaulting the police headshot. We have to learn from developed countries! By the way, it’s true that you bring some self-defense weapons with you.”
"Oh, I'll go to Shopping Treasure tomorrow and buy a few." Yu Wenyou nodded, "In case Lao Zhuo can't take care of it, I can at least scare them."
"That's right! Gaining time is also good, anyway, you have a place to hide." Bao Qingtian stretched his waist, "All gossip, where's the meal? Zhuo Daonan, how dare you not cook tonight?"
"I am in a bad mood……"
Bao Qingtian said angrily: "It's not good for your sister! I don't have anything to eat when I come back, you want to die? Isn't it because your little grapefruit is being targeted by someone, and he doesn't like women, even if it's really seductive, he can get hard ?”
"My physiology is fine..." Yu Wenyou said.
Bao Qingtian flipped the table: "Shut up! You say I won't have anything to eat tomorrow."
Yu Wenyou didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and took a bowl of hot and sour bridge rice noodles: "You eat first..."
Bao Qingtian turned from anger to joy, happily took the rice noodle and ate it, not forgetting to give her a thumbs up.Zhuo Daonan choked speechlessly, venting his anger just for something to eat, and he didn't know how Mu Jingming could stand it.And what annoys him is that there are too many idiots, and Yu Wenyou is too wronged.In addition, the rumors about the compensation have been there all the time. The Yu family will not believe that the medical treatment can cost 400 million yuan, and it will not be good to play bitter scenes in the unit.It has to go up and up.I have to take Yu Wenyou out of this place, and I have to work harder from tomorrow.
Yu Wenyou asked: "What else is there to hide? My father can even get a paternity test. His character can't be faked."
Mu Jingming nodded: "Some people are poor because of bad luck, natural disasters *. Some people are poor because they are too lucky to let them come forward to endanger the society. Even if Yu Bin is not his own, don't they know that kidnapping is a crime? Do the same And what about Xiong Anmin? No time limit! The entire Xiong family can still blame Xiong Xiaolian. There are so many wonders in the world."
Speaking of kidnapping, Yu Wenyou asked: "They kidnapped me at that time, so they don't need to be sentenced?"
Bao Qingtian cast a look of contempt: "20 years ago, education was the main thing."
Yu Wenyou's blood spattered three feet: "You won. What about the premeditated kidnapping after 20 years?"
"Who will prove it?" Mu Jingming smiled, "You don't care about them, you are not free anyway."
Bao Qingtian said: "No, I'm upset." Then he picked up the phone and dialed out, "Hello! Old Wang! Check out the family for me. The one in Yujiaping is the martyr's house... yes... there is an old lady It's... Ah? I'm rubbing it! Really looking for you?... Yu Wenyou is my little brother, you try to touch him?... If it's fake... Nima! My man's younger brother is not my younger brother? Do you have to tell me about my uncle to understand? Stop yelling at me, let me tell you, if you dare to touch me, I will send people in uniform to squat at the front desk of your house every day this year, to keep your business booming!" After finishing speaking, I was too lazy to answer the words that I begged my grandpa to tell my grandma , directly dialed the phone.
Mu Jingming asked: "What's the situation?"
"Old Wang from the Red Star Hotel, you know him." Bao Qingtian said, "My drawing is broken, and Yu Wenliang's brains are good, but he's not on the right path. When you find Old Wang, first talk about it and then you'll get half of it. Then ask for it." Lao Wang sent a few girls to hook up with you, and after being stunned by Yuzu, they forced him to reveal the password. What they heard over there was tens of millions of compensation, a group of people who don't know the law! That stupid old Wang, really followed suit And. Scamming and intimidating the police, does he really think he is the Emperor of the Earth? My hands are itchy and I want to touch him, wait, I will plot against him tomorrow." The world is not black and white, sometimes it must be Make some compromises.Especially in places like Jing'an County, it is more orderly to have a boss meeting than to have no boss.Of course, if the boss steps on the thunder, it will be destroyed and another one will be supported.Some things are difficult for them to deal with due to discipline restrictions.Just like when Yu Wenyou was kidnapped back then, Mu Jingming could only steal it out of nothing.Therefore, unruly people are afraid of the underworld but not the government, and they have done a lot of things that threaten the government.
Zhuo Daonan also messed around for a while, he frowned and said, "I don't have any acquaintances, some of you have some rules in the world, so as not to worry."
Bao Qingtian sneered: "Old Wang is a good man, so I don't need to take action. My uncle understands what matters. What he thought at the beginning was nothing more than a one-off, two-five-six, pretending not to know. I told him to go to Cha Yu's house to scare him , thinking that I know everything. If he warns again, he will naturally vent his anger on the Yu family. To deal with scum, of course find a professional." After speaking, he let out a foul breath, "Stupid out of the Milky Way!"
"There are a lot of stupid people," Zhuo Daonan began to gossip, "I heard about it more than ten years ago when I was still hanging out on the streets. At that time, we had a buddy who came out to hang out with us because the family was annoying. He has three brothers and sisters. , Fighting for a dilapidated house is bloody. In fact, everyone has a house, and they have to fight for a crappy house that eats ashes by the roadside. The best thing is that they all want to monopolize it. At first, it was said that three brothers and sisters built high-rise buildings in partnership and shared them equally In the end, I had no money, and I sold it but didn’t want it, so I kept it on hold. Suddenly one day, the relatives of the second child’s family said they were willing to build it, and when it was completed, they gave each of the three brothers and sisters a storefront and a house. The relatives occupied The other half of the three storefronts and the house above the storefront. It’s reasonable, right? The boss and the third quit, and with the spirit of preferring me to lose money rather than letting others take advantage of it, they smashed the second child’s house to pieces. Back then, I wanted to I couldn’t figure out the logic, and I still can’t figure it out now. Finally, I came to the conclusion that people on Earth are too complicated for us Martians to understand.”
"Pfft," Bao Qingtian snorted, "What happened next?"
Zhuo Daonan laughed and said, "What happened afterwards? After the old lady died, the three brothers and sisters beat each other, and the police were dispatched. My father also went to the scene. In short, all three families were killed, and some had broken bones. Then Didn't they have resident medical insurance for a while, and they didn't have a unit, so they didn't have to reimburse the medical expenses. They owed a lot of medical expenses, so they had to sell the house to pay the medical expenses. In the end, I don't know if the remaining three hundred or five hundred, the whole family ran away We had a meal in the restaurant, and we got back together! It's still a hypocritical relationship, under the banner of 'they are sisters after all', and the other two will go to make trouble if the family lives better. For example, I That buddy opened a car wash and made money, but he was tired. The other two spread rumors that his sink was full of dead rats, and whoever washed the car there died of rat disease. The business can’t continue, so close the shop! "
Bao Qingtian fell softly into Mu Jingming's arms: "I want to go back to Mars..."
Yu Wenyou propped his chin, and said irritably: "Silly x, there are only a few models. I will tell you as much as you want. What I don't understand now is why my grandma doesn't want to live with me. In fact, she can host the family and split half of the money." , but when I proposed to pick her up, she was very resistant, so I didn't mention this idea."
Zhuo Daonan teased in an eight o'clock tone: "Little fool, I'll tell you as soon as I call my brother."
Yu Wenyou said coldly: "Brother, do you want to abstain from sexual intercourse for three months?"
"Damn it, you are so fucking!" Zhuo Daonan said in a broken voice, "Can you hold back?"
Yu Wenyou said confidently: "My hands are not disabled."
Zhuo Daonan immediately changed his expression, very serious: "First, she is afraid that you will resent her. Back then, the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law was not good, so your mother must have said bad things about her."
Yu Wenyou twitched the corner of his mouth, Zhuo Banxian?
Zhuo Daonan continued: "Secondly, if she lives with you, her pension will go to the eldest. If the third child is not convinced, she must share it equally. But if you have a son, the grandson will not take care of the pension. In case you turn your face and deny him , where is she going back? Who is willing to spit out the money she got? Even if the two sides live alternately, she will be displaced, and she has no need to take risks." Rubbing Yu Wenyou's hair, "Some old people have their own set of survival wisdom. Just leave it alone." Cough, Xiaoyouzi is upset, she can't joke =口=!
Yu Wenyou said in admiration: "You have a lot of research on psychology!"
"What kind of research?" Zhuo Daonan looked bitter, "When I was a child, I closed my house and watched it at eight o'clock. How boring are those snake spirits? If you don't go on the broad road, you must have nine-nine-eight-one disasters. It’s a big reunion. I live in the family’s courtyard, and the old man doesn’t care about me, so I have to eat hundreds of meals. In any house, I can hear countless gossips similar to those in ethics dramas. I’m so surprised I'm crazy or are they crazy? I'll analyze it later, and the old man will tell me occasionally when I grow up. It's easy to guess what the minds of those people are. If all criminals have that IQ, I'd die laughing. Everyday There is no such thing as meritorious service, promotion and fortune!"
Bao Qingtian thumped the table and laughed loudly: "Hahahaha, Zhuo Daonan, you have a lot of life experience! You are a little girl!"
"Little sister!" Zhuo Daonan said angrily, "The big woman is staring at your informant, if you don't beat Yu Wenliang to the ground, I will complain to you!"
While talking, Bao Qingtian's phone rang: "Old Wang?...Going to the hospital? It's really violent! Okay, I will say hello to Jingming, and make sure the police don't come to the door... what? Hahahahaha, then you let them misunderstand Come on, bye!"
Bao Qingtian laughed for a long time before saying: "Old Wang really understands current affairs, and his speed is so fast. Forget it, I won't deal with him tomorrow. Let me tell you, the relationship between the four of us has become more and more complicated! The only one who is still innocent is Xiaoyouzi. I just now Didn’t you say Yuzi is my uncle! Then Yu Wenliang remembered Zhuo Daonan and thought I was Zhuo Daonan’s wife. When I got married with Lao Wang, I found out that my husband’s surname was Mu, and the whole thing was messed up. I kept asking me who the hell My wife, I also asked if I had an affair with Zhuo Daonan."
Yu Wenyou said weakly: "They were chatting before hitting someone?"
"Let's talk, there are rules in underworld fights, of course you have to explain the situation morally. Of course after the fight is over." Bao Qingtian smiled, "Okay, they know you are the 'brother-in-law of a man who is afraid of even the old king', It doesn't matter if it's the younger brother of the original spouse or the younger brother of the concubine, it's the younger brother anyway, so I dare not mess with you again." Momo chinned, and said again, "Ah yes! I'm talking nonsense, in fact, I don't like them, Originally, they didn’t recruit you either. Xiao Zhuo’s children’s shoes can pick three out of those trash.”
Zhuo Daonan picked his nose: "I have a gun, thank you, I will scare them to death."
"Hey, it's not a drug dealer's fight. You don't dare to open a gun even if you have a gun. You think they are stupid? I think it's more realistic for you to carry a wolf stick." Bao Qingtian complained mercilessly, "Oh, how is the US Emperor? Assaulting the police headshot. We have to learn from developed countries! By the way, it’s true that you bring some self-defense weapons with you.”
"Oh, I'll go to Shopping Treasure tomorrow and buy a few." Yu Wenyou nodded, "In case Lao Zhuo can't take care of it, I can at least scare them."
"That's right! Gaining time is also good, anyway, you have a place to hide." Bao Qingtian stretched his waist, "All gossip, where's the meal? Zhuo Daonan, how dare you not cook tonight?"
"I am in a bad mood……"
Bao Qingtian said angrily: "It's not good for your sister! I don't have anything to eat when I come back, you want to die? Isn't it because your little grapefruit is being targeted by someone, and he doesn't like women, even if it's really seductive, he can get hard ?”
"My physiology is fine..." Yu Wenyou said.
Bao Qingtian flipped the table: "Shut up! You say I won't have anything to eat tomorrow."
Yu Wenyou didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and took a bowl of hot and sour bridge rice noodles: "You eat first..."
Bao Qingtian turned from anger to joy, happily took the rice noodle and ate it, not forgetting to give her a thumbs up.Zhuo Daonan choked speechlessly, venting his anger just for something to eat, and he didn't know how Mu Jingming could stand it.And what annoys him is that there are too many idiots, and Yu Wenyou is too wronged.In addition, the rumors about the compensation have been there all the time. The Yu family will not believe that the medical treatment can cost 400 million yuan, and it will not be good to play bitter scenes in the unit.It has to go up and up.I have to take Yu Wenyou out of this place, and I have to work harder from tomorrow.
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