Emerald Grapefruit

Yu Wenyou has adapted well to life in the mountain village. He has lived in the countryside since he was a child, and now he is just returning. It is not unacceptable that he is not as comfortable as the city.The point is that his residence is really well-organized, whether it is the route of action or the collection and storage, it is extremely reasonable. It is estimated that ordinary city dwellers will not be able to enjoy his treatment when they go home.Besides, he is much stronger now than when he was a child, at least he has running water and convenient electrical appliances.When he was a child, he had to go to the well to fetch water. At that time, his uncle often went out to ask for a living and couldn't come back on time. He was too young, and it was very laborious to carry water. He made use of his innate talent.It is also because life is too difficult that uncle will learn his secret.Now, the tap water is connected to the room. Although the tap water here is pumped up by the village pump, there is almost no difference for the users.

Compared with the colorful cities, life in the countryside is as monotonous as a black and white picture.Ordinary young people may find it interesting for a week, but if they do it every month, they may want to die.Young people in this village have to go out for a walk every time they go to the market, even if they don’t buy anything, it’s good to see people and have fun.Yu Wenyou really overestimated his ability to resist "silence". I am really grateful for the omnipotent network. I can go shopping in the market without leaving home and occasionally read the news when I have free time. Although the blocked traffic is very painful every time I receive goods .For example, in order to teach the children English, he bought the square dancing artifact "The Movie Watcher" for two weeks, but there is no sign of it.

For Yu Wenyou, compared with cleanliness, what is more unbearable is the favor of girls from various families.One month after the start of school is the seven-day National Day holiday.I heard that a very handsome support teacher came to my hometown, and all the girls who were working outside went home together, more active than during the New Year.Yu Wenyou is also a Miao nationality, he knows some traditional Miao girls, it is an instinct engraved in his genes to kidnap and sell handsome men!Not to mention the open modernity, there were not a few people robbed by the Ming Dynasty in ancient times. Otherwise, how could there be so many Han surnames in a Miao nationality who does not have contact with the outside world?Yu Wenyou's head exploded at the six or seven girls occupying his living room.

The girls in Gel Xiong Village are all relatives, and because of Yu Wenyou, they almost broke out with each other.The aunt in the village is even more despicable, actually holding a bench and knocking melon seeds, watching the grand occasion inside with a smile through the big glass window!Surrounded by girls, Yu Wenyou wanted to die!

The aunts outside were still commenting. For example, Aunt Xiong Qing said to Xiong Da: "Xiong Da, which one do you think Teacher Yu likes best?"

Xiong Da chuckled: "I said Aunt Qing, who do I ask if you ask me? Your girl is the best in our village, don't worry, don't worry!"

Aunt Xiong Qing rolled her eyes at Xiong Da: "The one in my family is too offbeat, I'm afraid he likes quiet ones."

Xiong Er continued: "Then there are no girls in our village who are quiet! Quiet or not is the second best thing. Not many of us have studied, I'm afraid he won't like it. Youqin went to college, but I heard that the school is very quiet. Average." As he spoke, he pouted inside, "Did you see that room full of books? I watched TV and said that scholars pay attention to 'harmony and singing'. It's not looking for a nanny!"

Aunt Xiong Qing said unconvinced: "He can't even find a city girl who has studied. He said he wants to stay here. Which girl is willing? Our girl is willing to do it!"

Xiong Shize said: "So why are you in a hurry? Teacher Yu is only in his 20s, and he is not in a hurry to find a partner. It is useless to make trouble with him now!"

Xiong Dao beamed and said: "He doesn't think about it in his heart, but he is afraid that other places~~ I don't believe in a big man... Hehe!"

Xiong Shize picked his nostrils and said, "Not necessarily, scholars are ordinary..."

The aunts in the village got angry, and collectively slapped the two unscrupulous elements who made dirty jokes: "Get out!"

Xiong Da and Xiong Shize happily left after watching the excitement.He didn't even see Yu Wenyou's eyes asking for help.

Giexiong Village resolutely enforced the violation of family planning to the end, and there were many children.All the unmarried girls in a village gathered here, and Yu Wenyou couldn't even remember their names.Giexiong Village is too closed, and the intermarriage is only a few villages to the left, so the purer bloodlines are preserved. The girls look slightly different from the Han people, but they all look somewhat similar to each other.To be honest, she is not as refined as the girls of the Han nationality; nor is she as good as the mixed-blood Shuiling in his hometown.The most beautiful girl is from Aunt Xiong Qing's family, her name is Xiong Gui, she is obviously much prettier than other girls.As a member of the Appearance Association, Yu Wenyou was the first to remember this one decisively.But what's the use of remembering?He doesn't intend to get married.

A girl who didn't know her name suddenly grabbed Yu Wenyou's sleeve and took a closer look: "Ah, Teacher Yu's cuffs are a bit worn out, why don't you buy a new one?"

Yu Wenyou said weakly: "I bought it, and it's still on the way..." This dress is very old. I used to have no money. After working, I have a lot more life. I picked several pieces online, but the express delivery was not good enough. It has been 20 days. It's not here yet.

Another girl said: "The material is not very good, and the chemical fiber does not absorb sweat. I remember that I still have cloth at home. My mother spun fine cotton. I will make one for you. It will be fine tomorrow."

Yu Wenyou quickly waved his hands: "Don't dare to bother, I really bought a new one, but the traffic is bad, so it didn't arrive."

The girl giggled and said, "Teacher, you're welcome, we're free when we go home."

Xiong Guichang's village is the most beautiful, and the handicraft village is the worst. Hearing this, he curled his lips and said, "Whoever wants the old style nowadays is so ugly. Teacher Yu has a good figure, so he still looks good in a shirt."

Teacher Yu burst into tears, such a height is not good at all, hey!

Unexpectedly, the girl smiled calmly: "Will you wear it as pajamas! But it needs to be washed a few times. The brand-new cotton clothes are a bit hard. Don't worry, I'll wash them a few times and bring them to you."

Yu Wenyou was stunned!This also works! ?

The girl laughed again: "So many people introduced themselves just now, Teacher Yu must have forgotten my name. I am the younger sister of Xiong Shixing and Xiong Shize, and my name is Xiong Jiaojiao. Teacher, please remember!"

I've already made clothes, Yu Wenyou doesn't care if I don't remember!The other girls quit!Why is it that you, Xiong Jiaojiao, are amazing at making clothes?Others also have skill points to spend!Immediately, a girl named Xiong Dan said: "Ms. Yu is very troublesome to cook alone? It's October now, and there are a lot of good fungi. I will pick them tomorrow and use peanut oil to harvest the good fungus oil, especially for dinner." Sometimes when I don’t want to cook, or when I’m eating noodles, I just grab some and it’s delicious.”

As soon as this remark came out, Xiong Youqin complained: "The mushroom oil you collected last year was too salty, which is what your family is used to. I think ham and bacon are delicious!"

I am a big foodie nation, once it comes to food, it will definitely go wrong.The girls chattered about the local delicacies, and then extended to the places where they worked.Yu Wenyou breathed a sigh of relief, what the hell, why wasn't he so popular before?Water and soil problems?He didn't even think about it, since he became a teacher for free, he has been the first choice of the poor. Although they may not be as hard-pressed as him, the pressure of life is not covered. They are all over the world looking for part-time jobs. Who has the time to fall in love!The girls in Gel Xiong Village are all working, and it's time for vacation again, and some handsome guys are making fun of them, which is an insult to their traditions.

In fact, the thoughts of the girls are very simple. They have no culture, and it is difficult for them to integrate into the local area even if they go out to work. The scope of their activities is just from one factory to another.It is impossible for them to buy a house, and they are not willing to fall in love with men in the same factory. They are afraid that they will live in a completely unfamiliar place after marriage, and face their husbands and families with completely different living habits. The ones near their hometowns are the first choice.If you can marry Yu Wenyou, first of all, you don't have to leave home, second, you don't have a mother-in-law, and third, Yu Wenyou's salary is still there!So when I heard that an unmarried teacher came to my hometown, I must come back to join in the fun and have a look.It's amazing to see, not only is she good looking, she seems to have a better temper, she can also do housework, and the house is clean, Emma is simply the best match!If you don't start at this time, can you wait for the people from the next village to rob people across the region?If it wasn't for the fear of scaring this shy teacher, quite a few girls wished they could go to sleep first!If Yu Wenyou knew what they were thinking, he would definitely vomit blood!

A group of girls wanted to brush up skill points, and they dispersed in the afternoon, each going back to prepare.Only now did Yu Wenyou feel that he could breathe freely.Girls like more or less fragrant things, and shampoos and the like are also added with fragrance.A group of working girls, who are going to hook up with handsome guys, naturally have to prepare, but due to limited conditions, it is impossible to get high-end perfumes, most of which are products from some scented gas stations on the roadside.The scents brought by so many girls are mixed together, and the mosquitoes are smothered to death!After the girls left, the first thing Yu Wenyou did was to close the door and open the window, lie down on the floor and pretend to be dead.

There is still a scent lingering in the air, Yu Wenyou thinks that the National Day has only seven days and two days have passed, and he feels that life is really too dark.Especially these girls are not shy, they have eaten all the tofu, okay? !What a god!Stuffed!I don't know if a group of girls pounced on him, would it be a kind of destruction to him?Yu Wenyou heaved a long sigh, God, are you playing with me?Forcibly installing a different-dimensional space for me is not counted, and it also distorts my sexuality!For the whole day, Yu Wenyou complained silently to God, so many girls with different styles threw themselves into his arms, how cool would it be if he was a straight man?Can you show off in the group?He who can be silent will shine again in class, right?But the problem is that he is biased!Partial!yes!indivual!bend!of! !bend!of! ! !

Originally, there was a space to keep secrets, and the college life was miserable, and I didn't dare to get too close to others.He didn't even sleep well at night, for fear that talking in his sleep would shake off the secret.That is, everyone goes home during the winter and summer vacations, and he can have a good rest in the dormitory alone.When I was a freshman, I found that I had no interest in girls, and then I realized that this was not a late bloomer, but an abnormal sexual orientation.He will never forget the fever on his cheeks when he saw his classmates in the same dormitory come out shirtless.Fuer, how many bad things did he do in his previous life?

Shengsheng did a whole semester of psychological construction before he finally figured it out. Anyway, with a space and a promiscuous uncle, no matter whether his sexual orientation is normal or not, it is impossible to have someone who will accompany him for a lifetime.What is life in his life, if he drags others down, it would be shameless.Therefore, sexual orientation or non-sexual orientation is simply a cloud.It's just that today's scene made him unable to bear the resentment.Thinking about the skill point competition in the next few days, he was even more resentful that he was forced to be a judge, what is it called! ?And let no one teach properly ah ah ah!