[US Team 2] Hey Yo~ Hey Claw!
Chapter 66
I can't get it right here, and I'm still planning some other conspiracy, but one thing is certain.
They're going to deal with Ultron--permanently eradicate this threat.
"Chuck, you can go to the commercial building over there with the people." Steve pointed in a direction, "The citizens of Skovia have all been gathered there, you can help us calm everyone's emotions. "
Chakri patted Steve's arm, he wanted to pat his shoulder, but under Uncle Dong's staring eyes, he decided to give up his shoulder and choose his arm.
"Thanks, Captain. But I'm going with you."
"Your body..."
"It's okay, it's just a little bit of support, that thing is really hard to digest." Chakri patted his stomach to indicate that he has no problem at all now, "Besides, I have a special way to fight against rebellious children."
Chuckli put his hands on his waist, raised his right hand and pointed to the sky, while Rumlow cleared his throat and yelled:
"Special babysitter team! Assemble!"
#We have professional anti-bear skills#
The author has something to say: In fact, I think the movie Ultron basically enters the second stage of middle school directly from birth...
Then he was killed before he graduated
☆, 75 (with Avengers 2 plot)
There are thousands of villains in the world, some of them are truly anti-social and anti-human, such as Hipaw’s big-headed Red Skull; Those who joined the anti-SHIELD gang, such as Garrett before his brain was shot by Chakri; Ward before his brain was broken.
Among so many kinds of villains, the one that occupies the absolute majority is defined as the "secondary type" and its associated subspecies: "bear child type".
The reason why these two types often appear together is because usually the second-level villains have a bear child in their hearts. Conversely, because they are bears, they look at the world with a special second-level perspective.
There is no special way to deal with bad boys, only education is needed, and only education can straighten bad boys.
Look at Uncle Dong, he used to be a brat who threw pots and bowls and beat others to the wrong spine just for "I want to raise Captain America". ) to make money and show off her boyfriend power!
"Sounds like there's a little bit of truth in that."
Listening to Chucky and Rumlow's simple and concise explanations and "how to understand the bear children around you", Steve felt that he was about to be persuaded for some reason.
Indeed, education is very important. It takes ten years to grow trees and a hundred years to cultivate people!It is said that education is a century-old project. Of course, the importance is first-class. If you don’t read it, even if you fight a war, there will be a default unspoken rule that you can’t fight the school, otherwise you will be condemned by the whole world.
"But the problem is, Ultron is not a kid who doesn't know anything! He is a super artificial intelligence! He almost killed Jarvis when he was born."
This is what the opposition says.
Chakri sighed, shook his head, and decided to make things clearer.
"According to you, Ultron was made by Stark, right? The original purpose was for Ultron to help defend the Earth from another Chitauri attack from the wormhole. But he didn't By doing so, you smashed the Avengers Building and ran away, and blamed the Avengers, thinking that you keep saying you want to protect peace, but you are actually the ones who destroy peace.”
"That's right." Thor agreed, "And it's said that Iron Man is what he hates the most."
"Typical." Rumlow couldn't help nodding, "It's too typical. The two-type bear children usually hate their parents the most. They think that parents are synonymous with a group of disgusting, dirty and dirty adults, and only they can see clearly The truth of the world, other people are stupid, so they don't like to be compared with other 'fools', especially with their parents."
"A more radical one will have the idea of 'this world like shit is worse than destruction'. Ultron just happens to have a radical point of view and the ability to destroy at the same time."
Chuckley shrugged, looked around the Avengers, and found that each of them had a strange expression on their faces.Hawkeye looked particularly sad, muttering something like "children's education can't wait".
"Clint is very touched. There are two in his family, and there will be a third soon." Steve explained in a low voice, looking sympathetically at Hawkeye, whose eyes were a little empty, "He must be worried to death."
"Don't worry, if there are signs of bears, good education can break it back." Chuckli stuffed a small piece of paper into Clint's hand, "Call this number if you really need help, Luo Lince will help you arrange a consultation. The first consultation is free, and you can buy a consultation package for [-]% off.”
"Now, where are we talking?" Chakri walked back into the crowd with his hands behind his back, "Oh, by the way, let's discuss the feature that Ultron is an artificial intelligence. How old is Ultron?"
"Uh... three days? Four days?"
The Avengers are all silent, this is actually a baby!They're actually dealing with a baby!
"Fine, that means no matter how smart he is, his EQ is damn baby. That means he can't deal with emotions at all, does he look moody and schizophrenic? "
"Yes!" Wanda and Pietro gave an affirmative answer.When they went to Africa together to find Clau to get vibrating gold, Ultron suddenly went crazy because of his words and chopped off his hand, and then he looked regretful again.
"Does he particularly like to put on some melancholy or literary ostentation, acting like everyone is drunk and I am sober, none of you understand me?"
"This one too!" Wanda and Pietro praised Chakri again.The first time they saw Ultron was in the church in the center of the city, Ultron also said a bunch of words about God and equality.
"Well, even if all these points are met, how do you plan to educate him?" Hawkeye shot down Ultron's robot spy and pointed out a very real question, "Emotional intelligence is not something that can be learned at all. Right! When his EQ finally rises to a normal level, the world will no longer exist, okay?"
"Haven't you ever thought about why Vision is so peaceful even though they are all babies!"
Chakri pointed his finger, and kept silent by the side to reduce the phantom of his own existence, and instantly felt everyone's eyes piercing like a sword.
"Because... because he's Jarvis? At least part of Jarvis?"
"So what exactly determines the difference between Jarvis and Ultron? You have heard that Lao Jia is going to destroy the world? No! Lao Jia has never thought of blowing up the earth since he was born. This is the difference caused by education. , Ao Chuang used the Internet excessively when he was just born before his EQ was online, and let the bad information of the explosion pollute his three views! This is why children should be restricted from surfing the Internet and what content they browse! Look at Ao Chuang , he is the consequence of not restricting browsing!"
Chuckli's impassioned words were heard in the ears of Hawkeye. He decided to cut the network cable when he went home today. He couldn't accept that his son would become a little Taibao and his daughter would be wearing a miniskirt in the blink of an eye. Then dye her hair into a colorful girl with a bunch of holes and rings on her body.
"Then what should we do? Is there any remedial teaching plan, Mr. Chuck?"
Teacher Chuck, who is committed to saving the bear children and returning to the right path, certainly has a way.
"Generally speaking, our education is to expose children to audio-visual products with positive meaning, and add visual music appreciation, so that children can sublimate their souls while listening to music! Of course, there are also appreciation of literary works, by All the counselors in the special babysitting team take turns to demonstrate writing, and enhance the fun of learning through interaction."
"Can you reveal a little more specific content?" Hawkeye took out his notebook and prepared to write down what might come in handy in the future (although he very much hoped that this kind of thing would not happen)
“We played a Transformers marathon for Uncle Winter on movie night.” Rumlow pointed to the first textbook.
"I really like this movie." Perhaps because of his relationship with Captain America, Uncle Dong opened his mouth in a particularly good mood, "Megatron is quite handsome."
The Avengers were silent for a second.
"I don't really watch this kind of movie, but I thought Megatron was an evil villain?" Black Widow's question made everyone present who watched that series of movies look like they were punched.
"You are right, Agent Romanov. According to the setting, the plot of "Transformers" revolves around the villain group Decepticons headed by Megatron against the decent group Autobots headed by Optimus Prime. To sum it up in the same way, Megatron wants to enslave mankind to rule the earth, while Optimus Prime is the one who protects mankind and maintains the peace of the earth.”
Vision—Using the same elegant British accent as Jarvis, he briefly explained the plot he found on the Internet.
Chukri receives suspicious looks from the Avengers.
"Cough cough cough cough!" Chucky coughed violently, and at the same time stomped on Rumlow's feet hard, trying to salvage his professional image, "Secondly! We arrange after every movie night Everyone writes a short article to express their feelings, no matter what they write, free play! Literature, let people find another outlet, if there is negative energy, eliminate the negative energy so that it will not accumulate too much and end up anti-social .”
"Yes, I especially like the article that Rollins wrote after reading The Lord of the Rings. It's really great, impassioned and surging, and it deeply touched my heart."
Uncle Dong finally made a relatively normal speech this time, which made Chuckli heave a sigh of relief. Rumlow jumped on one foot and gave Rollins a thumbs up while flying in the sky. What a good vice-captain, save the captain Between water and fire.
"I didn't know Rollins was a good writer!" Steve was surprised that Bucky had such a high opinion of Rollins' works, not because he looked down on people, but from his previous memories of working with the Special Forces Well, Rollins is not at all like those slender and sensitive literary youths, he really can't be judged by appearances.
"Oh, you don't know, the PWP written by Rollins is awesome, it's so hot, it's the first time I've seen someone can write a new level of tree-man tentacles Play and orc NP."
As Uncle Dong recalled, the admiration in his eyes could not be concealed.Rumlow suddenly felt that he knew why he sometimes heard the little guys on the team call Rollins "juju", so that's how it came from!
The shield in Steve's hand suddenly flew towards the sky, and the plane hovering in the sky hummed and circled, and the engine emitted black smoke and fell down.
"Oh, I'm sorry, my hand slipped." Steve raised his hand to return the shield to the magnetic buckle, put his hands around his mouth and shouted at the plane that was still twisting and falling: "I really ──I'm so sorry, Rollins!"
After shouting, he smiled at Chakri.
Very Captain America smile.
Everyone understands.
"Not only that, we also arranged popular culture..." Chakri used great willpower to keep himself going.
"Nurse Rong's needle-throwing dance has benefited me a lot. A small sewing needle can be so lethal, and it has opened a new door for me." Uncle Dong took out a bright light from his secret pocket. Dangling sewing needles.
"And...the ones that absorb history and culture..." Chakri wiped his sweat.
"Personally, I think there are many things that can be improved in the way of interrogating witches in the 18th century, such as..." Uncle Dong was interrupted loudly by Chakri before he finished speaking.
"All in all!" Chuckri raised his right hand, "Everyone, let me slap Ultron. That's it."
The blank faces of the Avengers returned to life.
"Say it earlier!"
"Don't talk about one slap, ten slaps will make you feel good!"
Chakri and Rumlow suddenly felt a little sad when they saw the completely different reactions of their friends.
What is wrong with children's education?
The author has something to say: Special Warfare Nanny Team: Why haven’t you received a call to hire us...Obviously we are very high-quality...
☆, 76 (with Avengers 2 plot)
Ultron was floating in the air, looking with disdain at the Avengers who gathered in front of the church and threatened to stop him.
Captain America is just Frankenstein in the 40s; once Hulk loses control, it will only cause serious damage, even Bruce Banner himself is afraid of the big green man before his transformation; Hawkeye is a circus clown, if Just a sturdier average guy without the arrows; Black Widow is a good spy, but so what?In the face of absolute force, the little tricks of spies are not worth mentioning; Iron Man himself is a joke, how many families have been destroyed by the weapons Stark made, and now he claims to be a partner of justice to maintain peace?Sol is very annoying, but his status as the king of Asgard makes it impossible for him to stay on the earth permanently.
So, why on earth do humans regard the Avengers as saviors?
Ultron can't understand at all, human beings have short-sightedness and poor memory, they can accept an arms dealer who uses banknotes to kill invisible people as their protector, and even tolerate a monster who doesn't know when it will get out of control. between them.
Simply pathetic.
"Ah, I found out that you have found a few more friends?"
Ultron's gaze noticed that Chakri, Rumlow, and Uncle Winter who appeared later.
"I recognize you, you are members of Hydra!"
Even though Vision had the upper hand at the beginning of the war and was cut off from the Internet, Ultron immediately knew the background of the extra people after searching his existing database.
"I'm about to cry. How can human beings be like this? They have to be rescued by members of terrorist organizations who are trying to rule the world."
Chakri covered his mouth with one hand, leaned towards Pietro and Wanda, and didn't mean to lower his voice at all: "Ultron is always like this? Like a drama queen."
"It's always been like this." Pietro nodded sympathetically.
"Didn't you see how he threatened Crowe to grab Zhenjin in Africa." Wanda added another knife.
Ultron continued to float in the sky, in a condescending position, surrounded by his countless robot corps, but he felt a little empty for no reason.
The agreement was filled with righteous indignation, and all the members took turns to fight with each other, and finally he waved his hand, and the arrogance of the king overwhelmed all the Avengers!
Do these humans know how much time he spent rehearsing which gestures to wave enough to show his majestic posture?Can we cooperate?This may be the only and last chance to share the stage with the great Ultron before the extinction of mankind. Do you know how to cherish it, these stupid carbon-based creatures!
"I didn't want to rob." Ultron felt that he had to justify his name and clarify that he was an upright savior who was going to purify the world, so he wouldn't do things like robbery, which would not be on the table.
"I did pay him."
As if afraid that the Avengers would not believe it, he deliberately emphasized the number.
"Paid billions."
Uncle Dong's eyes widened, the expression on his face seemed to be punched by someone inexplicably, wronged and at a loss.
A four-day-old baby robot can earn billions!I am really too weak, so how can I compete with others for the silver bullet offensive, and how can I marry Steve!
"Wait, where did you get the money!" Black Widow once again grasped the point keenly, "It can't be..."
Chucky tapped Rumlow, took his mobile phone and opened the news page──
"Mysterious artificial intelligence invasion? The world's top [-] banks have jointly signed Stark to be responsible!"
"Ultron? Iron Man? Stark Industries? I'll show you the mistakes Stark made in those years."
"The stock price of Stark Industries has plummeted! CEO Miss Potts has refused to show up so far!"
"Okay, I'm responsible for my son's troubles. That's a very reasonable approach." Hawkeye once again swore in his heart that he must strictly formulate a family life agreement to manage children well. "We have a law on the protection of minors."
Ao Chuangcai's improved mood due to the shock of the Avengers was instantly destroyed by Hawkeye's "son, Laozi" theory.
Stark has nothing to do with him!
Stark is a despicable scum!Snatched away the perfect body he originally built for himself!Stolen his vision!
He can say loudly: Uncle is Stark's black life!
"Don't compare me to Stark!"
Ultron swooped forward and swooped in front of the Avengers, and the wind blew on everyone's face like a knife.
The light from those red eyes is enough to make people tremble. It should be just two light bubbles of inorganic light, but there is a strong color of hatred on Ultron's face.
"He's nothing! Why does everyone...everyone like to put me with him? Huh?"
Ultron snarled and stretched out his hand to catch Hawkeye. He decided to take this foul-mouthed idiot first. He wanted to tear this guy up with his own hands, and let his companions see him screaming, wailing, and begging for his life!
All the robots are also running towards the other Avengers at the same time, the creaking sound of metal joints forming an eerie phrase.
What blocked him was Captain America's shield and Thor's hammer that swept half of the army. The sound of metal colliding was louder than the sound effects of any program.
"Because..." Steve gritted his teeth, held the shield with one hand, and held his posture with the other hand from the inside of the star shield, and what he said made Ultron feel that he was about to overheat and die, "Whether you admit it or not... ...you were made by Stark! Without him! Without you!"
"No!" Ultron stepped back an inch, bumping into Captain America's star shield again, "No! I'm not Stark's puppet!"
There was a scuffle in the church, Sol's magic hammer held hands again and again, knocking over a large group of mechanical legions with each swing; Wanda raised light red energy between his hands, and when he touched those metals, he They bounced hard; Pietro was left with only an afterimage, and the staggering robot to prove that he had shot.
Uncle Dong was a little sad, because he didn't know when he would be able to earn billions.It can be clearly understood from the "Ultron Iron Barrel" that is almost piled up around him to surround him - no one is allowed to disturb Uncle Dong who is meditating!tear you up!
As early as the beginning of the conflict, Hulk rushed forward like a bulldozer, shoveling a clean and robot-free road along the way.It is more efficient than any excavator and road roller.
Although Black Widow and Hawkeye didn't have astonishing physiques or special abilities like their superpower teammates, but relying on their superb bows and arrows and fighting abilities, a small metal mountain was piled up around them.
"It's impossible for you to defeat the mighty Thor!" Thor swung his hammer, and fought Ultron with his bare hands. He did not lose the wind for a moment, "I! Saul Odinson! In the name of the father of the gods..."
While playing, Saul recited some blunt lines like singing a drama.
"I... I... Are you all right? I have no words!" I said to me for a long time, Sol blushed, stretched his neck and shouted behind Ultron.
Ultron pinched Sol's hand for a while, and when he turned around, he saw Vision floating in mid-air, swishing Thor's Hammer in his hand, and when he turned his head, he threw it out vigorously, and the hammer hit heavily on Ultron. On Chuang's back, he was knocked out, the impact was so great that Ultron couldn't readjust his posture for a while, and he saw Chucky jumping up on the bridge made by Rumlow's hands. For myself, it seems that the strength is not enough in the middle, and there is a sign of landing. Captain America's shield flew over again and just became a stepping mat under Chakri's feet.
Ultron looked at the slap that was held up high against the sun.
"The brat will die!"
Everyone watched the slap on Ultron's head at the same time as Thomas spun and landed in slow motion, falling from the sky.
PIA!
Ultron landed at the door of the church with the sound of "銧铛", half of his body was still inside the church, and his head and upper body were outside the church, reflecting a white halo when the sun shines on it.
Looks like an ascension special effect worth 5 cents.
The author has something to say: proofreading that manuscript yesterday brought great harm to my body and mind...
Everyone should learn English well...
☆, 77
Chakri maintained the posture of kneeling on one knee, with his right hand straightened, his chest heaving violently, and he didn't dare to take his eyes off Ultron lying on the ground.
"finished?"
As Ultron fell, his robot army also stopped moving. This gap gave the Avengers a way to stop and take a breath from the high-intensity battle. Get up and do something.
"He's dead?" Steve withdrew his shield, took a few breaths, and approached Chakri and Ultron in a vigilant posture.
"It doesn't look like it's dead, it's more like...a crash?" The Black Widow walked out of the crowd and looked at Ultron's eyes that had turned off the lights from another angle.
"That is to say, we should take this time to dismantle it as soon as possible?" As soon as Hawkeye heard that Ultron had crashed, he picked out his most powerful arrow and put it on the string again, just waiting. One "YES" and he will shoot an arrow and blow it up.
"I thought Ultron would have the same amnesia as Loki when he woke up?" Thor didn't look as nervous as the other Avengers, although his hand holding the hammer didn't relax.
"How is it possible, this is a robot, it's still different from a living person." Rumlow shrugged, "I don't understand something like bioelectricity, but it should be possible to electrify a robot until it crashes. It's pretty good already."
He doesn't think that Ultron will become a fool from now on, that is a super evil robot!
It would be pretty good if Chucky just woke up from a coma and slapped Ultron, and the next step should be to dismantle Ultron, and then the world will be peaceful, and they can retire and go home from now on.
"Who's going to check on him? Stark?"
"No, Stark is busy dealing with this flying city right now."
"Then what should I do? Can anyone help me take a look?"
Vision quietly landed beside Ultron, knelt down and touched Ultron's head with both hands, "I'll do it."
No one had any objection to this. Vision had previously blocked Ultron's escape route so that he could not escape to the Internet. It seemed that it was the best choice for him to check Ultron's status.
"How about it?"
Vision blinked, and looked a little dazed when he raised his head, as if he wasn't sure what was going on.
"He...I can't see anything in his mind."
"What does that mean?" Steve thought for a moment, then came up with an example, "He's formatted?"
"No, it's not like this, it's more like a human's 'amnesia'." Vision checked again, and the conclusion given made Sol's hammer, the captain's shield, and Hawkeye's bow and arrow all fall to the ground.
"You're not mistaken, are you?"
"Can robots also lose their memory?"
"Chuck what did you do to him?"
On the contrary, Chakri himself didn't react violently. He just looked at the palm of his hand, nodded thoughtfully, and said, "It really is."
"Is it because of the crystal?" Rumlow was the first to react, "The crystal made your slap... upgraded?"
"Well, it can't actually be called an upgrade." Chakri waved his hand, wiped the dust and sweat on his palms on his pants, "I think it's more like...overcharging, so you need to Explode."
The Avengers looked at Chakri with an indescribably weird look.
This eruption caused Ultron to be brain-dead.
#cherish life, stay away from Chuck (slap)#
"Then what should we do now? We can't leave Ultron here, right? The city is about to die. What if he doesn't ascend to heaven with the city and turns around and comes back for the second time? We can't always Count on Chuck to beat him up every time!"
Black Widow gets to the heart of the matter whenever possible.
If Ultron is not killed, Ultron's plan may be frustrated at any time, and one day another meteorite war will be launched.
Kill Ultron, this city is full of Ultron robots, they are all clones of Ultron, it is really difficult to kill all of them without leaving one.
This is really a dilemma.
Everyone looked at Steve, and decided to wait for the captain's instructions, but Steve found that Bucky had squatted together with Vision at some point, and the two of them were whispering to each other, and they didn't know what they were discussing.
Following Steve's gaze, others also noticed a projected screen under the fingers of Bucky and Vision, and those two people were taking turns clicking the options on it.
"This is good, this is a classic!" Bucky clicked on an option, and a video of a man in a suit holding a machine gun that didn't match his attire appeared on the screen and fired.
"This is too violent, this is better." Vision shook his head, narrowed the window and clicked on another option, a yellow square object jumped out, and the background music sounded: "Who, who lives in the deep sea?" In the pineapple~ Fangfang Huanghuang stretches freely~”
Bucky expressed his contempt for this movie with his eyes, and chose another one. In the picture, the sports car drifted through the corner, the engine hummed loudly, and the sparks behind the car's buttocks were those who couldn't dodge and crashed on the road. Bad luck.
"Stunts are cool, but do you know how many federal laws are being violated?"
Vision firmly refused, and changed another one.
"Gourd baby~Gourd baby~Seven flowers on a vine~"
Bucky looked at the vision as if he was looking at a monster. He directly turned off the picture of the seven villains. This time, he did not start immediately, but carefully slid the options, and finally found one that he thought was classic and not illegal. It's quite educational.
"JACK!"
"ROSE!"
"YOUJUMP! IJUMP!"
Vision turned off Bucky's selection again.
"Why!" Uncle Dong has never been humiliated like this. He has already started to think about tearing up the cyborg with his bare hands. "No blood, no violence, very classic! What's wrong!"
Bucky's aggrieved look made Steve want to go up and help. There is nothing wrong with the Titanic, and MyHeartWillGoOn has become a classic love song.
But the reasons brought by Vision's elegant British accent convinced Steve and others--
"Yes, it's a pretty classic love story, but for a baby AI, puppy love isn't good."
Ignoring Uncle Dong's expression that looked like frost on the Siberian tundra, Vision picked another video.
In the video, there are a group of people dancing aerobics, both male and female, accompanied by lyrics with a strong sense of rhythm:
"Follow the teacher and move every time! Follow the teacher and move every time!"
"If we want to develop soundly, why don't we release a few legal films?" Rumlow also came to propose.
"Hey, what if he didn't learn Zhang Zhengyi but instead learned the villain's crime? Reject." Black Widow complained mercilessly.
"Otherwise, it's better to use the full series of Disney animations. All my children watch that." Hawkeye suggested as a father.
A group of people enthusiastically proposed a lot of teaching materials suitable for children to learn. The black widow insisted that there must be a "Complete Housekeeping - From Laundry to Cooking". Sol recited the long epic poem praising Asgard on the spot. Co-creating the earth-the banner of Asgard's long-lasting friendship, but Chuckli doubts that it is because the second half of the epic is full of praise for Prince Sol.
Steve carefully analyzed the importance of adding the history of World War II to the teaching materials: "Mankind must understand the history to be vigilant and not to repeat the same mistakes. Now I will tell you the story of the Roaring Commando. First, we will talk about Bucky..."
"No matter what you want him to learn, since you have to buy the stocks of Haipao Express and Haipao Pharmaceuticals, buy, buy, buy! You know? The higher the stock price, the better!"
"No, Sergeant Barnes, this is insider trading, it's against the law..."
"Then let him..."
"I'm very sorry, but according to your previous statement, I personally think that Sergeant Barnes's three views need to be corrected."
"Do you want to cut off the hand or the foot first, Steve don't stop me!"
Pietro and Wanda bypassed Uncle Winter who was circled and dragged to the side by Steve, and joined the ranks of proposals:
"We should teach a little more about human rights, and then let him help the people of Skovia fight for their rights."
"Wait Wanda, are you sure Scovia will still exist on the map?"
"...Then how about learning a little more about the deeds of great nation-builders from all over the world, and helping Scovia to rebuild the country when the time comes!"
Iron Man's voice was quickly drowned out in all discussions.
All he could do was get FRIDAY to amplify his voice, loud enough to provoke a screeching buzz: "Guys! I've got good news and bad news! The bad news is: Scovia is down." If it doesn’t go down, we can only smash it in the air to minimize the damage on the ground.”
"What! What about the civilians of Scovia?"
Amidst the exclamation of his teammates, Tony cleared his throat deliberately, whetting the appetite of others:
"Hey, did I also say there's good news~ the good news is... well, wherever you are, you'd better look up—"
Following Tony's words, the Avengers walked out of the church and looked towards the sky.
A sky carrier blocked the sun and flew over Skovia.Not the new aircraft carriers of the Hydra Insight Project, but the old one that dealt with Loki and the Chitauri.
The voice of Maria Hill, the left and right hand of former S.H.I.E.L.D. Director Nick Fury, came from the earphones: "Already close to the target, ready to release the lifeboat."
Nick Fury's hilarious laughter then appeared in everyone's ears: "Well, not bad. Although she is a little old, she is still very useful."
Everyone's tense hearts suddenly fell back to their original place, and Steve even sweared a rare word to make Fury make fun of him in turn.
"Great, let's all go and help guide the citizens into the lifeboats! Be careful not to let them push and stampede!" Steve ordered, and at the same time he ran ahead to help.
It's just that someone moved faster than him.
Ultron's silver robots flew out with a swish, and Ultron, who was the main controller, fell to the ground, with one hand still trembling but pointing high to the sky.
"The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility... must serve the people!"
So when Colonel Rhodes, who came with the Sky Carrier, saw a bunch of robots rushing out, thinking that he could let the war machines show their power again and let him have more heroic stories to tell...
The robot picked up the child with its left hand and right hand, supported the old woman, and carried the pregnant woman onto the transport boat.
"Uh...cough cough, that's it...that's it! Everyone keep order, don't push! Line up! Everyone will have a seat!"
Walking through the boats and directing the traffic, Colonel Rhodes was racking his brains, thinking of how to
They're going to deal with Ultron--permanently eradicate this threat.
"Chuck, you can go to the commercial building over there with the people." Steve pointed in a direction, "The citizens of Skovia have all been gathered there, you can help us calm everyone's emotions. "
Chakri patted Steve's arm, he wanted to pat his shoulder, but under Uncle Dong's staring eyes, he decided to give up his shoulder and choose his arm.
"Thanks, Captain. But I'm going with you."
"Your body..."
"It's okay, it's just a little bit of support, that thing is really hard to digest." Chakri patted his stomach to indicate that he has no problem at all now, "Besides, I have a special way to fight against rebellious children."
Chuckli put his hands on his waist, raised his right hand and pointed to the sky, while Rumlow cleared his throat and yelled:
"Special babysitter team! Assemble!"
#We have professional anti-bear skills#
The author has something to say: In fact, I think the movie Ultron basically enters the second stage of middle school directly from birth...
Then he was killed before he graduated
☆, 75 (with Avengers 2 plot)
There are thousands of villains in the world, some of them are truly anti-social and anti-human, such as Hipaw’s big-headed Red Skull; Those who joined the anti-SHIELD gang, such as Garrett before his brain was shot by Chakri; Ward before his brain was broken.
Among so many kinds of villains, the one that occupies the absolute majority is defined as the "secondary type" and its associated subspecies: "bear child type".
The reason why these two types often appear together is because usually the second-level villains have a bear child in their hearts. Conversely, because they are bears, they look at the world with a special second-level perspective.
There is no special way to deal with bad boys, only education is needed, and only education can straighten bad boys.
Look at Uncle Dong, he used to be a brat who threw pots and bowls and beat others to the wrong spine just for "I want to raise Captain America". ) to make money and show off her boyfriend power!
"Sounds like there's a little bit of truth in that."
Listening to Chucky and Rumlow's simple and concise explanations and "how to understand the bear children around you", Steve felt that he was about to be persuaded for some reason.
Indeed, education is very important. It takes ten years to grow trees and a hundred years to cultivate people!It is said that education is a century-old project. Of course, the importance is first-class. If you don’t read it, even if you fight a war, there will be a default unspoken rule that you can’t fight the school, otherwise you will be condemned by the whole world.
"But the problem is, Ultron is not a kid who doesn't know anything! He is a super artificial intelligence! He almost killed Jarvis when he was born."
This is what the opposition says.
Chakri sighed, shook his head, and decided to make things clearer.
"According to you, Ultron was made by Stark, right? The original purpose was for Ultron to help defend the Earth from another Chitauri attack from the wormhole. But he didn't By doing so, you smashed the Avengers Building and ran away, and blamed the Avengers, thinking that you keep saying you want to protect peace, but you are actually the ones who destroy peace.”
"That's right." Thor agreed, "And it's said that Iron Man is what he hates the most."
"Typical." Rumlow couldn't help nodding, "It's too typical. The two-type bear children usually hate their parents the most. They think that parents are synonymous with a group of disgusting, dirty and dirty adults, and only they can see clearly The truth of the world, other people are stupid, so they don't like to be compared with other 'fools', especially with their parents."
"A more radical one will have the idea of 'this world like shit is worse than destruction'. Ultron just happens to have a radical point of view and the ability to destroy at the same time."
Chuckley shrugged, looked around the Avengers, and found that each of them had a strange expression on their faces.Hawkeye looked particularly sad, muttering something like "children's education can't wait".
"Clint is very touched. There are two in his family, and there will be a third soon." Steve explained in a low voice, looking sympathetically at Hawkeye, whose eyes were a little empty, "He must be worried to death."
"Don't worry, if there are signs of bears, good education can break it back." Chuckli stuffed a small piece of paper into Clint's hand, "Call this number if you really need help, Luo Lince will help you arrange a consultation. The first consultation is free, and you can buy a consultation package for [-]% off.”
"Now, where are we talking?" Chakri walked back into the crowd with his hands behind his back, "Oh, by the way, let's discuss the feature that Ultron is an artificial intelligence. How old is Ultron?"
"Uh... three days? Four days?"
The Avengers are all silent, this is actually a baby!They're actually dealing with a baby!
"Fine, that means no matter how smart he is, his EQ is damn baby. That means he can't deal with emotions at all, does he look moody and schizophrenic? "
"Yes!" Wanda and Pietro gave an affirmative answer.When they went to Africa together to find Clau to get vibrating gold, Ultron suddenly went crazy because of his words and chopped off his hand, and then he looked regretful again.
"Does he particularly like to put on some melancholy or literary ostentation, acting like everyone is drunk and I am sober, none of you understand me?"
"This one too!" Wanda and Pietro praised Chakri again.The first time they saw Ultron was in the church in the center of the city, Ultron also said a bunch of words about God and equality.
"Well, even if all these points are met, how do you plan to educate him?" Hawkeye shot down Ultron's robot spy and pointed out a very real question, "Emotional intelligence is not something that can be learned at all. Right! When his EQ finally rises to a normal level, the world will no longer exist, okay?"
"Haven't you ever thought about why Vision is so peaceful even though they are all babies!"
Chakri pointed his finger, and kept silent by the side to reduce the phantom of his own existence, and instantly felt everyone's eyes piercing like a sword.
"Because... because he's Jarvis? At least part of Jarvis?"
"So what exactly determines the difference between Jarvis and Ultron? You have heard that Lao Jia is going to destroy the world? No! Lao Jia has never thought of blowing up the earth since he was born. This is the difference caused by education. , Ao Chuang used the Internet excessively when he was just born before his EQ was online, and let the bad information of the explosion pollute his three views! This is why children should be restricted from surfing the Internet and what content they browse! Look at Ao Chuang , he is the consequence of not restricting browsing!"
Chuckli's impassioned words were heard in the ears of Hawkeye. He decided to cut the network cable when he went home today. He couldn't accept that his son would become a little Taibao and his daughter would be wearing a miniskirt in the blink of an eye. Then dye her hair into a colorful girl with a bunch of holes and rings on her body.
"Then what should we do? Is there any remedial teaching plan, Mr. Chuck?"
Teacher Chuck, who is committed to saving the bear children and returning to the right path, certainly has a way.
"Generally speaking, our education is to expose children to audio-visual products with positive meaning, and add visual music appreciation, so that children can sublimate their souls while listening to music! Of course, there are also appreciation of literary works, by All the counselors in the special babysitting team take turns to demonstrate writing, and enhance the fun of learning through interaction."
"Can you reveal a little more specific content?" Hawkeye took out his notebook and prepared to write down what might come in handy in the future (although he very much hoped that this kind of thing would not happen)
“We played a Transformers marathon for Uncle Winter on movie night.” Rumlow pointed to the first textbook.
"I really like this movie." Perhaps because of his relationship with Captain America, Uncle Dong opened his mouth in a particularly good mood, "Megatron is quite handsome."
The Avengers were silent for a second.
"I don't really watch this kind of movie, but I thought Megatron was an evil villain?" Black Widow's question made everyone present who watched that series of movies look like they were punched.
"You are right, Agent Romanov. According to the setting, the plot of "Transformers" revolves around the villain group Decepticons headed by Megatron against the decent group Autobots headed by Optimus Prime. To sum it up in the same way, Megatron wants to enslave mankind to rule the earth, while Optimus Prime is the one who protects mankind and maintains the peace of the earth.”
Vision—Using the same elegant British accent as Jarvis, he briefly explained the plot he found on the Internet.
Chukri receives suspicious looks from the Avengers.
"Cough cough cough cough!" Chucky coughed violently, and at the same time stomped on Rumlow's feet hard, trying to salvage his professional image, "Secondly! We arrange after every movie night Everyone writes a short article to express their feelings, no matter what they write, free play! Literature, let people find another outlet, if there is negative energy, eliminate the negative energy so that it will not accumulate too much and end up anti-social .”
"Yes, I especially like the article that Rollins wrote after reading The Lord of the Rings. It's really great, impassioned and surging, and it deeply touched my heart."
Uncle Dong finally made a relatively normal speech this time, which made Chuckli heave a sigh of relief. Rumlow jumped on one foot and gave Rollins a thumbs up while flying in the sky. What a good vice-captain, save the captain Between water and fire.
"I didn't know Rollins was a good writer!" Steve was surprised that Bucky had such a high opinion of Rollins' works, not because he looked down on people, but from his previous memories of working with the Special Forces Well, Rollins is not at all like those slender and sensitive literary youths, he really can't be judged by appearances.
"Oh, you don't know, the PWP written by Rollins is awesome, it's so hot, it's the first time I've seen someone can write a new level of tree-man tentacles Play and orc NP."
As Uncle Dong recalled, the admiration in his eyes could not be concealed.Rumlow suddenly felt that he knew why he sometimes heard the little guys on the team call Rollins "juju", so that's how it came from!
The shield in Steve's hand suddenly flew towards the sky, and the plane hovering in the sky hummed and circled, and the engine emitted black smoke and fell down.
"Oh, I'm sorry, my hand slipped." Steve raised his hand to return the shield to the magnetic buckle, put his hands around his mouth and shouted at the plane that was still twisting and falling: "I really ──I'm so sorry, Rollins!"
After shouting, he smiled at Chakri.
Very Captain America smile.
Everyone understands.
"Not only that, we also arranged popular culture..." Chakri used great willpower to keep himself going.
"Nurse Rong's needle-throwing dance has benefited me a lot. A small sewing needle can be so lethal, and it has opened a new door for me." Uncle Dong took out a bright light from his secret pocket. Dangling sewing needles.
"And...the ones that absorb history and culture..." Chakri wiped his sweat.
"Personally, I think there are many things that can be improved in the way of interrogating witches in the 18th century, such as..." Uncle Dong was interrupted loudly by Chakri before he finished speaking.
"All in all!" Chuckri raised his right hand, "Everyone, let me slap Ultron. That's it."
The blank faces of the Avengers returned to life.
"Say it earlier!"
"Don't talk about one slap, ten slaps will make you feel good!"
Chakri and Rumlow suddenly felt a little sad when they saw the completely different reactions of their friends.
What is wrong with children's education?
The author has something to say: Special Warfare Nanny Team: Why haven’t you received a call to hire us...Obviously we are very high-quality...
☆, 76 (with Avengers 2 plot)
Ultron was floating in the air, looking with disdain at the Avengers who gathered in front of the church and threatened to stop him.
Captain America is just Frankenstein in the 40s; once Hulk loses control, it will only cause serious damage, even Bruce Banner himself is afraid of the big green man before his transformation; Hawkeye is a circus clown, if Just a sturdier average guy without the arrows; Black Widow is a good spy, but so what?In the face of absolute force, the little tricks of spies are not worth mentioning; Iron Man himself is a joke, how many families have been destroyed by the weapons Stark made, and now he claims to be a partner of justice to maintain peace?Sol is very annoying, but his status as the king of Asgard makes it impossible for him to stay on the earth permanently.
So, why on earth do humans regard the Avengers as saviors?
Ultron can't understand at all, human beings have short-sightedness and poor memory, they can accept an arms dealer who uses banknotes to kill invisible people as their protector, and even tolerate a monster who doesn't know when it will get out of control. between them.
Simply pathetic.
"Ah, I found out that you have found a few more friends?"
Ultron's gaze noticed that Chakri, Rumlow, and Uncle Winter who appeared later.
"I recognize you, you are members of Hydra!"
Even though Vision had the upper hand at the beginning of the war and was cut off from the Internet, Ultron immediately knew the background of the extra people after searching his existing database.
"I'm about to cry. How can human beings be like this? They have to be rescued by members of terrorist organizations who are trying to rule the world."
Chakri covered his mouth with one hand, leaned towards Pietro and Wanda, and didn't mean to lower his voice at all: "Ultron is always like this? Like a drama queen."
"It's always been like this." Pietro nodded sympathetically.
"Didn't you see how he threatened Crowe to grab Zhenjin in Africa." Wanda added another knife.
Ultron continued to float in the sky, in a condescending position, surrounded by his countless robot corps, but he felt a little empty for no reason.
The agreement was filled with righteous indignation, and all the members took turns to fight with each other, and finally he waved his hand, and the arrogance of the king overwhelmed all the Avengers!
Do these humans know how much time he spent rehearsing which gestures to wave enough to show his majestic posture?Can we cooperate?This may be the only and last chance to share the stage with the great Ultron before the extinction of mankind. Do you know how to cherish it, these stupid carbon-based creatures!
"I didn't want to rob." Ultron felt that he had to justify his name and clarify that he was an upright savior who was going to purify the world, so he wouldn't do things like robbery, which would not be on the table.
"I did pay him."
As if afraid that the Avengers would not believe it, he deliberately emphasized the number.
"Paid billions."
Uncle Dong's eyes widened, the expression on his face seemed to be punched by someone inexplicably, wronged and at a loss.
A four-day-old baby robot can earn billions!I am really too weak, so how can I compete with others for the silver bullet offensive, and how can I marry Steve!
"Wait, where did you get the money!" Black Widow once again grasped the point keenly, "It can't be..."
Chucky tapped Rumlow, took his mobile phone and opened the news page──
"Mysterious artificial intelligence invasion? The world's top [-] banks have jointly signed Stark to be responsible!"
"Ultron? Iron Man? Stark Industries? I'll show you the mistakes Stark made in those years."
"The stock price of Stark Industries has plummeted! CEO Miss Potts has refused to show up so far!"
"Okay, I'm responsible for my son's troubles. That's a very reasonable approach." Hawkeye once again swore in his heart that he must strictly formulate a family life agreement to manage children well. "We have a law on the protection of minors."
Ao Chuangcai's improved mood due to the shock of the Avengers was instantly destroyed by Hawkeye's "son, Laozi" theory.
Stark has nothing to do with him!
Stark is a despicable scum!Snatched away the perfect body he originally built for himself!Stolen his vision!
He can say loudly: Uncle is Stark's black life!
"Don't compare me to Stark!"
Ultron swooped forward and swooped in front of the Avengers, and the wind blew on everyone's face like a knife.
The light from those red eyes is enough to make people tremble. It should be just two light bubbles of inorganic light, but there is a strong color of hatred on Ultron's face.
"He's nothing! Why does everyone...everyone like to put me with him? Huh?"
Ultron snarled and stretched out his hand to catch Hawkeye. He decided to take this foul-mouthed idiot first. He wanted to tear this guy up with his own hands, and let his companions see him screaming, wailing, and begging for his life!
All the robots are also running towards the other Avengers at the same time, the creaking sound of metal joints forming an eerie phrase.
What blocked him was Captain America's shield and Thor's hammer that swept half of the army. The sound of metal colliding was louder than the sound effects of any program.
"Because..." Steve gritted his teeth, held the shield with one hand, and held his posture with the other hand from the inside of the star shield, and what he said made Ultron feel that he was about to overheat and die, "Whether you admit it or not... ...you were made by Stark! Without him! Without you!"
"No!" Ultron stepped back an inch, bumping into Captain America's star shield again, "No! I'm not Stark's puppet!"
There was a scuffle in the church, Sol's magic hammer held hands again and again, knocking over a large group of mechanical legions with each swing; Wanda raised light red energy between his hands, and when he touched those metals, he They bounced hard; Pietro was left with only an afterimage, and the staggering robot to prove that he had shot.
Uncle Dong was a little sad, because he didn't know when he would be able to earn billions.It can be clearly understood from the "Ultron Iron Barrel" that is almost piled up around him to surround him - no one is allowed to disturb Uncle Dong who is meditating!tear you up!
As early as the beginning of the conflict, Hulk rushed forward like a bulldozer, shoveling a clean and robot-free road along the way.It is more efficient than any excavator and road roller.
Although Black Widow and Hawkeye didn't have astonishing physiques or special abilities like their superpower teammates, but relying on their superb bows and arrows and fighting abilities, a small metal mountain was piled up around them.
"It's impossible for you to defeat the mighty Thor!" Thor swung his hammer, and fought Ultron with his bare hands. He did not lose the wind for a moment, "I! Saul Odinson! In the name of the father of the gods..."
While playing, Saul recited some blunt lines like singing a drama.
"I... I... Are you all right? I have no words!" I said to me for a long time, Sol blushed, stretched his neck and shouted behind Ultron.
Ultron pinched Sol's hand for a while, and when he turned around, he saw Vision floating in mid-air, swishing Thor's Hammer in his hand, and when he turned his head, he threw it out vigorously, and the hammer hit heavily on Ultron. On Chuang's back, he was knocked out, the impact was so great that Ultron couldn't readjust his posture for a while, and he saw Chucky jumping up on the bridge made by Rumlow's hands. For myself, it seems that the strength is not enough in the middle, and there is a sign of landing. Captain America's shield flew over again and just became a stepping mat under Chakri's feet.
Ultron looked at the slap that was held up high against the sun.
"The brat will die!"
Everyone watched the slap on Ultron's head at the same time as Thomas spun and landed in slow motion, falling from the sky.
PIA!
Ultron landed at the door of the church with the sound of "銧铛", half of his body was still inside the church, and his head and upper body were outside the church, reflecting a white halo when the sun shines on it.
Looks like an ascension special effect worth 5 cents.
The author has something to say: proofreading that manuscript yesterday brought great harm to my body and mind...
Everyone should learn English well...
☆, 77
Chakri maintained the posture of kneeling on one knee, with his right hand straightened, his chest heaving violently, and he didn't dare to take his eyes off Ultron lying on the ground.
"finished?"
As Ultron fell, his robot army also stopped moving. This gap gave the Avengers a way to stop and take a breath from the high-intensity battle. Get up and do something.
"He's dead?" Steve withdrew his shield, took a few breaths, and approached Chakri and Ultron in a vigilant posture.
"It doesn't look like it's dead, it's more like...a crash?" The Black Widow walked out of the crowd and looked at Ultron's eyes that had turned off the lights from another angle.
"That is to say, we should take this time to dismantle it as soon as possible?" As soon as Hawkeye heard that Ultron had crashed, he picked out his most powerful arrow and put it on the string again, just waiting. One "YES" and he will shoot an arrow and blow it up.
"I thought Ultron would have the same amnesia as Loki when he woke up?" Thor didn't look as nervous as the other Avengers, although his hand holding the hammer didn't relax.
"How is it possible, this is a robot, it's still different from a living person." Rumlow shrugged, "I don't understand something like bioelectricity, but it should be possible to electrify a robot until it crashes. It's pretty good already."
He doesn't think that Ultron will become a fool from now on, that is a super evil robot!
It would be pretty good if Chucky just woke up from a coma and slapped Ultron, and the next step should be to dismantle Ultron, and then the world will be peaceful, and they can retire and go home from now on.
"Who's going to check on him? Stark?"
"No, Stark is busy dealing with this flying city right now."
"Then what should I do? Can anyone help me take a look?"
Vision quietly landed beside Ultron, knelt down and touched Ultron's head with both hands, "I'll do it."
No one had any objection to this. Vision had previously blocked Ultron's escape route so that he could not escape to the Internet. It seemed that it was the best choice for him to check Ultron's status.
"How about it?"
Vision blinked, and looked a little dazed when he raised his head, as if he wasn't sure what was going on.
"He...I can't see anything in his mind."
"What does that mean?" Steve thought for a moment, then came up with an example, "He's formatted?"
"No, it's not like this, it's more like a human's 'amnesia'." Vision checked again, and the conclusion given made Sol's hammer, the captain's shield, and Hawkeye's bow and arrow all fall to the ground.
"You're not mistaken, are you?"
"Can robots also lose their memory?"
"Chuck what did you do to him?"
On the contrary, Chakri himself didn't react violently. He just looked at the palm of his hand, nodded thoughtfully, and said, "It really is."
"Is it because of the crystal?" Rumlow was the first to react, "The crystal made your slap... upgraded?"
"Well, it can't actually be called an upgrade." Chakri waved his hand, wiped the dust and sweat on his palms on his pants, "I think it's more like...overcharging, so you need to Explode."
The Avengers looked at Chakri with an indescribably weird look.
This eruption caused Ultron to be brain-dead.
#cherish life, stay away from Chuck (slap)#
"Then what should we do now? We can't leave Ultron here, right? The city is about to die. What if he doesn't ascend to heaven with the city and turns around and comes back for the second time? We can't always Count on Chuck to beat him up every time!"
Black Widow gets to the heart of the matter whenever possible.
If Ultron is not killed, Ultron's plan may be frustrated at any time, and one day another meteorite war will be launched.
Kill Ultron, this city is full of Ultron robots, they are all clones of Ultron, it is really difficult to kill all of them without leaving one.
This is really a dilemma.
Everyone looked at Steve, and decided to wait for the captain's instructions, but Steve found that Bucky had squatted together with Vision at some point, and the two of them were whispering to each other, and they didn't know what they were discussing.
Following Steve's gaze, others also noticed a projected screen under the fingers of Bucky and Vision, and those two people were taking turns clicking the options on it.
"This is good, this is a classic!" Bucky clicked on an option, and a video of a man in a suit holding a machine gun that didn't match his attire appeared on the screen and fired.
"This is too violent, this is better." Vision shook his head, narrowed the window and clicked on another option, a yellow square object jumped out, and the background music sounded: "Who, who lives in the deep sea?" In the pineapple~ Fangfang Huanghuang stretches freely~”
Bucky expressed his contempt for this movie with his eyes, and chose another one. In the picture, the sports car drifted through the corner, the engine hummed loudly, and the sparks behind the car's buttocks were those who couldn't dodge and crashed on the road. Bad luck.
"Stunts are cool, but do you know how many federal laws are being violated?"
Vision firmly refused, and changed another one.
"Gourd baby~Gourd baby~Seven flowers on a vine~"
Bucky looked at the vision as if he was looking at a monster. He directly turned off the picture of the seven villains. This time, he did not start immediately, but carefully slid the options, and finally found one that he thought was classic and not illegal. It's quite educational.
"JACK!"
"ROSE!"
"YOUJUMP! IJUMP!"
Vision turned off Bucky's selection again.
"Why!" Uncle Dong has never been humiliated like this. He has already started to think about tearing up the cyborg with his bare hands. "No blood, no violence, very classic! What's wrong!"
Bucky's aggrieved look made Steve want to go up and help. There is nothing wrong with the Titanic, and MyHeartWillGoOn has become a classic love song.
But the reasons brought by Vision's elegant British accent convinced Steve and others--
"Yes, it's a pretty classic love story, but for a baby AI, puppy love isn't good."
Ignoring Uncle Dong's expression that looked like frost on the Siberian tundra, Vision picked another video.
In the video, there are a group of people dancing aerobics, both male and female, accompanied by lyrics with a strong sense of rhythm:
"Follow the teacher and move every time! Follow the teacher and move every time!"
"If we want to develop soundly, why don't we release a few legal films?" Rumlow also came to propose.
"Hey, what if he didn't learn Zhang Zhengyi but instead learned the villain's crime? Reject." Black Widow complained mercilessly.
"Otherwise, it's better to use the full series of Disney animations. All my children watch that." Hawkeye suggested as a father.
A group of people enthusiastically proposed a lot of teaching materials suitable for children to learn. The black widow insisted that there must be a "Complete Housekeeping - From Laundry to Cooking". Sol recited the long epic poem praising Asgard on the spot. Co-creating the earth-the banner of Asgard's long-lasting friendship, but Chuckli doubts that it is because the second half of the epic is full of praise for Prince Sol.
Steve carefully analyzed the importance of adding the history of World War II to the teaching materials: "Mankind must understand the history to be vigilant and not to repeat the same mistakes. Now I will tell you the story of the Roaring Commando. First, we will talk about Bucky..."
"No matter what you want him to learn, since you have to buy the stocks of Haipao Express and Haipao Pharmaceuticals, buy, buy, buy! You know? The higher the stock price, the better!"
"No, Sergeant Barnes, this is insider trading, it's against the law..."
"Then let him..."
"I'm very sorry, but according to your previous statement, I personally think that Sergeant Barnes's three views need to be corrected."
"Do you want to cut off the hand or the foot first, Steve don't stop me!"
Pietro and Wanda bypassed Uncle Winter who was circled and dragged to the side by Steve, and joined the ranks of proposals:
"We should teach a little more about human rights, and then let him help the people of Skovia fight for their rights."
"Wait Wanda, are you sure Scovia will still exist on the map?"
"...Then how about learning a little more about the deeds of great nation-builders from all over the world, and helping Scovia to rebuild the country when the time comes!"
Iron Man's voice was quickly drowned out in all discussions.
All he could do was get FRIDAY to amplify his voice, loud enough to provoke a screeching buzz: "Guys! I've got good news and bad news! The bad news is: Scovia is down." If it doesn’t go down, we can only smash it in the air to minimize the damage on the ground.”
"What! What about the civilians of Scovia?"
Amidst the exclamation of his teammates, Tony cleared his throat deliberately, whetting the appetite of others:
"Hey, did I also say there's good news~ the good news is... well, wherever you are, you'd better look up—"
Following Tony's words, the Avengers walked out of the church and looked towards the sky.
A sky carrier blocked the sun and flew over Skovia.Not the new aircraft carriers of the Hydra Insight Project, but the old one that dealt with Loki and the Chitauri.
The voice of Maria Hill, the left and right hand of former S.H.I.E.L.D. Director Nick Fury, came from the earphones: "Already close to the target, ready to release the lifeboat."
Nick Fury's hilarious laughter then appeared in everyone's ears: "Well, not bad. Although she is a little old, she is still very useful."
Everyone's tense hearts suddenly fell back to their original place, and Steve even sweared a rare word to make Fury make fun of him in turn.
"Great, let's all go and help guide the citizens into the lifeboats! Be careful not to let them push and stampede!" Steve ordered, and at the same time he ran ahead to help.
It's just that someone moved faster than him.
Ultron's silver robots flew out with a swish, and Ultron, who was the main controller, fell to the ground, with one hand still trembling but pointing high to the sky.
"The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility... must serve the people!"
So when Colonel Rhodes, who came with the Sky Carrier, saw a bunch of robots rushing out, thinking that he could let the war machines show their power again and let him have more heroic stories to tell...
The robot picked up the child with its left hand and right hand, supported the old woman, and carried the pregnant woman onto the transport boat.
"Uh...cough cough, that's it...that's it! Everyone keep order, don't push! Line up! Everyone will have a seat!"
Walking through the boats and directing the traffic, Colonel Rhodes was racking his brains, thinking of how to
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