[US Team 2] Hey Yo~ Hey Claw!

Tell us, are you the Winter Soldier too?Because judging by your clothes..."

"Oh, no!" The intruder waved his hand, "I'm the little winter angel, Tolya."

After Tolya finished speaking, it took a few seconds before she suddenly remembered what she had forgotten. She raised her right hand and bent her little finger and ring finger, and only stretched out the other three fingers to stick to her face. It's cute: "Jiu Mi."

Coulson and his team were stunned.Agent May's eternally calm expression is now like a cracked mask, revealing the true mood of "don't stop me from strangling him" underneath.

To be able to act cute and act so insensitively, where did this come from!What the hell is a winter cherub?Is there any new product that Hipaw will focus on in the next season?

"Okay, let me just say that I'm not suitable for taking the cute route. That guy Stark said all day long that my image and Mr. Winter's image are repeated, so I can't be a superhero walking on the road without distinction. I know you, and you want to wear me a stupid uniform with two little wings on the back..."

Tolya began to criticize the heinous behavior of a local tycoon of the Shi family as if no one else was there. Whoever made him nervous would talk too much, but whoever made him be thrown into the parallel universe by aliens was almost all familiar faces and entangled emotions. Under the effect, the content of Tolya's broken thoughts directly changed from Stark's bad taste to "I have no regrets in my life to love Mr. Winter"

"...So can you understand? For me, he is not just a noun or a symbol, but a deeper spiritual symbol."

"Um, uh, yes I understand."

"Understood? Just like Captain America is a hero in many people's hearts, with the uniform of the national flag and the shield of stars, but few people will understand Steve, he is also a man under his uniform and mask. A living person with seven emotions and six desires..."

"I can completely understand! Many people think that the captain is invincible, but I think the most valuable thing about the captain is that he never loses the most basic morality as a person. His compassion and other valuable advantages of kindness!"

In the middle of Tolya's monologue, Coulson completes all the procedures from "suspicious guy I want to investigate him" to "my soulmate, why are we meeting now".

A young man and a middle-aged man hold each other's hands, and when they get excited, they close their eyes and shake their heads and shout: "Yes!", "That's right!"

"Aunt Kou! No matter which universe you are in, you are my aunt! You are the only one who understands me best in the entire Avengers!"

Tolya took out the phone, and almost dropped the whole phone because of the emotional relationship, sliding her finger on the screen a few times.

"Come on, I guess you don't have these in this universe... I will send photos to Aunt Kou over there regularly, and I will pack a copy for you..."

"Okay, thank you."

Coulson took out his mobile phone to receive the transmission files. Airbus's own network is very fast, and it only takes more than a minute to download a picture package of several gigabytes.

And then the Airbus is filled with pointless "Oooooohoo! Captain!", "Oohohoo! Mister Winter!"

The scene was almost like a missionary pulling passers-by whom he preached, standing on the side of the road and praying loudly, saying "Amen!" and then getting louder and louder, which attracted passers-by to look at him frequently.

Coulson's team members were even more miserable, because they didn't even have the option to pretend they didn't see it.

Agent May has already controlled Chakri's right hand in the queen's posture, and is ready to pat her down with that hand when her patience reaches the limit.

Even more uneasy than Coulson's team is the Hi Claw organization in this world. Their programmers intercepted a suspicious file from the cloud network. It was very large, and they used the general line of the former S.H.I.E.L.D.

The programmer quickly collected the scattered data, feeling that he was holding a lot of gold, and happily prepared to ask Dr. Whitehall for credit.

No one knows what shocking secrets Dr. Whitehall saw from the fragmented files. Everyone only knows that Dr. Whitehall ordered to capture the fist of Captain America and the former Hydra after reading the files. The Winter Soldier is the first target!

After so many years...

Whitehall looked up at the evening sun brightly and sadly.

Although he regained his youth by transplanting the organs of a woman with a special ability to not age, there is only one place where he always... Sigh, why wasn't the person with the special ability a man back then?Prostate surgery did not improve...

Whitehall wiped his tears sentimentally with his handkerchief.

Fortunately, he saw hope again from the live-action video of Captain America and the Winter Soldier!

This time he will definitely fulfill the ideal that the Red Skull failed to accomplish, and capture Captain America!Study him thoroughly!

Hey Yo ~ Hi Claw!

Hey Yo ~ Hi Claw Extra Story ([-])

The little angel Tolya is seriously considering whether he should switch to Satanism and transform into a little devil.Because this world is so fucking unbearable!

Some people may not understand well, it’s okay, I’ll explain it to you now──

In Tolya's world, the Winter Soldier is still the Winter Soldier, the one named James Barnes, the Captain America is also Steve Rogers, there is a local tyrant Iron Man Tony Stark, and Coulson, a crazy Captain America fan, Black Widow and Hawkeye...they are all old faces, but the drastic change in painting style made Tolya feel that his body and mind were extremely damaged.

The first person who ravaged him according to the three meals was the former S.H.I.E.L.D. (or Hydra) special forces captain Rumlow. In Tolya’s world, he was seen once and hit once. He must be hit every time he takes a shot. He can't take care of himself, even the mothers in the country don't recognize him!

Here, Rumlow cannot be played.

Because if you beat him, someone will secretly slap you on the head, and the follow-up effect of this kind of slap is very terrible. Once he came back to his senses, he found himself squatting on the top floor of the Empire State Building, and he completely I don't know why I'm here, or because Jarvis called out the surveillance, and Tolya realized that after being slapped on the head, he thought he was a member of a mysterious assassin organization, and climbed up the Empire State Building to prepare for a leap of faith.

Tolya estimated his own weight, combined with his height, gravity, wind resistance...

"Didn't I just kick his balls! I have already said that this is the law of nature and I can't resist it!"

The little angels of the Avengers pointed at the ex-special operations captain who was lying on the lap of the culprit who almost made him jump off the building, covering his balls with his hands, and humming in his mouth.

Rumlow hummed a few times louder under Tolya's almost screaming accusation, as if to remind everyone how badly he was hurt.

"So you haven't really jumped off now, have you?"

Chuckri spread his hands, and blinked as if he didn't understand what Tolya was angry about.

"I'm also very helpless. When I saw someone passing me to S Rumlow, I couldn't help hitting this hand. Alas, why can't I control this hand!"

Chakri raised his left hand and slapped his right hand hard, with a solemn expression on his face, but Tolya still couldn't restrain his desire to strangle these two dogs and men.

At this time, the second character who tormented his soul should also appear.

"Rumlow, where did you put my coat? The dark brown one with the fur collar."

The Winter Soldier, who is called Uncle Winter here, has a lazy expression on his face, and he is still scratching his fingers in his hair. He probably wants to straighten his curled hair, but I don't know that I will only make my hairstyle messy if I do so. Make it more messy.

Rumlow's original humming sound had subsided, but now it suddenly became louder again.

"You bullied Rumlow again."

Uncle Dong looked at the man lying there like a puddle of mud, and at Tolya whose face was covered with dark clouds, he immediately knew what happened.

The accusation from Mr. Winter (parallel universe version) made Tolya feel that his heart, liver, spleen and lungs were about to bleed together.

Even if he knows that this is not his Mr. Winter, but for the little angel Tolya who has long regarded loving winter without regrets as her creed, just that face and that unhappy expression are enough to make the accusation more lethal. Double it up again—oh, maybe triple it!

"I just... kicked it, just one! I met him in the hallway before I woke up in the morning, so... uh, I really didn't use it!"

Rumlow's humming even brought a crying voice.

Uncle Dong looked at Tolya with condemning eyes.

"You guys! I'm going to find Aunt Kou! Aunt Kou──! Only your painting style is healthy in this world!"

Tolya pursed her lips, as if trying to explain something, but finally ran away without saying anything.

Oh, and by the way, when I ran, I ran straight through the wall and ran away.

Rumlow propped up his upper body, making sure that the little golden monster who had always been prejudiced against his testicles had run away, then sat up and moved his hands away, looking with horror at the ball that he pulled out from his crotch, handmade by himself. Build a baffle designed to protect the balls.

The underlying metal was wrapped with several layers of shock-absorbing fabric, and now the whole piece was dented, just like the marks of a person lifting his knees against the armor.

"WTF! Am I really alive in another world?"

Rumlow couldn't control the image of himself who had lost his precious treasure and smiled with his lotus fingers up in his mind.

"Uh, even if that's the case, I... um... won't dislike you?" Chucky said.

"I'll pretend I didn't hear the hesitation part." Rumlow.

"Rumlo, where is my coat? I told you not to come into my room casually!" Uncle Dong, the wayward mode of the bear child is activated.

Seriously considering whether to borrow half a set of metal armor from Iron Man—Rumlow realized that a large part of the integrity of a family is based on the soundness of the human body.But before that...

Point to Uncle Dong's room, and solve this urgent problem before "a murder caused by a coat".

"Don't worry, I took the brown coat to wash yesterday, and I'll wear the gray one first, and it's hanging in the second cabinet on the left."

Rumlow, the father who runs the house, bears unimaginable pressure on his shoulders.

***

Tolya has never missed Coulson so much. It's not that he usually dislikes Coulson, but that he lives in a dangerous world where knives rain down from the sky at any time. In addition, the people around him are either using super black technology or are so powerful in combat that only humans can survive. To be able to look up, the "ordinary agent" Phil Coulson was too inconspicuous in comparison.

Although the two of them are crazy about their own idols, apart from this layer of crazy connection, the relationship between Tolya and Coulson is really not that close.

But once he came to this parallel universe that made him want to destroy the world, Tolya suddenly realized how happy it is to be a simple idiot. In the same way, having a relative or friend who is so simple that the idiot has not changed in every universe, It is also a happy thing.

He is now going to find this source of happiness to comfort his severely wounded body and mind.

"Heya! Coulson!"

Tolya waved to Coulson listlessly, pulled a chair and sat down hugging the back of the chair.

"Hi, Tolya." Coulson nodded to the little angel, "You came just in time. The research to send you back to the original universe is progressing very well. I'm just about to contact you to help with the last step!"

"Really?" As soon as he heard that he could go back, Tolya immediately regained his spirits, "What do I need to do?"

"We need to locate the universe you are in. Do you have anything on your body to communicate with the other side? Such as a mobile phone?"

"Yes, yes!" Tolya nodded repeatedly, took out the mobile phone from his pocket and handed it to Coulson, watching Coulson turn around and hand it to another group of researchers, who carefully put the mobile phone into a strange machine , It didn't take long to bring out a sealed transparent box.

"Successful? Great!"

Coulson directed the researchers to put the transparent box into another explosion-proof box, and the two lifted the explosion-proof box from left to right and put it on the car.

"Great, I didn't expect it to go well. Now we only need to transport the energy clumps back to the Avengers Building. The strength of Stark's equipment can withstand time travel."

Leading the people into the car, Coulson narrowed his eyes curiously and asked the sullen Tolya:

"What's the matter? You look unhappy."

"It's nothing, it's just... I just ran out of the Avengers Building, I didn't expect to go back now."

"Ah! It's because Rumlot Garonne saves labor again, right?"

"Otherwise, who else could it be? I really can't accept Mr. Winter... well, another Mr. Winter who looks like Mr. Winter gave me an eyebrow because of a rumlo."

Coulson gave a silent "Oh", nodded and drove the car out of the garage to join other traffic.

"But fortunately, I can go back soon. After I go back, I can take a shower and sleep-what a new day!"

"So I haven't bought some souvenirs for me in another universe yet!" Coulson patted the steering wheel, "What a rare opportunity!"

"Don't be so troublesome, you can just make a copy of your mobile phone photo album, the parallel universe Captain America photo album──it can't be better!"

The car soon drove to the Avengers Building. After Jarvis's scan and release, Coulson and Tolya took the explosion-proof suitcases from the direct elevator to Tony's proud laboratory.

There was a huge semicircle, like an archway, and around the metal frame were many wires that ran to nearby computers or were hidden into the walls.

"Great!" Stark clapped his hands, staring at the box in their hands, "When shall we start? The equipment here has already been prepared, and I'm just waiting for this!"

"I can do it anytime." Tolya shrugged indifferently, looking at the machine with an expression of expectation without hiding it.

"Okay, put the things here."

Tony nodded and tapped a clawed platform twice.

The outer layer of the mobile phone that was handed over to Coulson before was wrapped in a jelly-like object that didn't stick to your hands. There were rainbow-like lights flashing inside from time to time, as if some kind of energy was released.

When Tolya was installed under Tony's guidance, many people had gathered outside the laboratory, and even Rumlow was standing outside wearing a lower body armor.

Needless to say, they all came to see off this short-lived visitor from a foreign land.

Rumlow was even crying and was wiping away tears with a handkerchief.

"Well, I don't want to say something like 'nice to meet you', after all, we really haven't been very 'happy' in getting along these few days, but..."

Tolya rolled her eyes at Rumlow, and heard a growing buzz behind her ears, followed by the absolutely impossible in the building, the sound of people on the streets of New York and the sound of car engines-success!he thinks.

That machine did open the door to another New York by what positioning method!

"Okay, goodbye, preferably forever..."

"Tolya! Get down!"

A familiar voice yelled his name, and at the same time jumped at him and pinned him to the ground.

The moment it was shot flat on the ground, Tolya caught a metallic luster in the corner of his eyes—it was Mr. Winter from his family.

──Hahahahaha!My adults are here to see if you are afraid!

This was a thought that crossed the little angel's mind.

──Help I don’t want to go home anymore, Steve will read me QAQ until I die and come back to life

This is another idea that Mr. Winter completely refreshed when he kicked the wire of the machine while walking in an unfamiliar environment.

Hey Yo ~ Hi Claw Extra Story ([-])

The machine is broken, the space-time channel is closed, and the little angel and his dear Mr. Winter cannot go back.

Rumlow turned his head and rushed towards the French window closest to him almost the second the machine broke down, knocking out a human figure on it and jumping down with debris all over the floor.

"I'm dead—!"

The broken egg maniac wanders around every day, plus the violent giant baby x2, these days are simply not human.

Feeling the wind blowing in his ears, Rumlow experienced the feeling of falling and climbing rapidly.Experience the style of Iron Man before you die... Hey, wait, did he just say "climb"?

Opening his eyes a crack, Rumlow saw Stark's Iron Legion, and Mark was flying up with him in his arms.

"Sir, life is precious, if you think about it for a minute, you don't have to commit suicide."

Rumlow could only watch helplessly as his road to freedom was cut off before his eyes.

The Winter Soldier from another world──Mr. Winter in Tolya’s mouth, looked at Rumlow with a blank face, a series of broken windows, jumping off a building, being rescued, frustrated and bent forward, and then there was another person beside him Kicking ass and cursing.

Mr. Winter tried his best to choose a suitable adjective in his mind, but after much deliberation, he couldn’t come to this conclusion. Although it’s a bit strange to apply the vocabulary itself to a tough guy, he just couldn’t control himself to feel like this:

This... the Rumlow of this world is really... very lively?

If Rumlow here is with Coulson and other Avengers, it means that he is not like the world he is in, he is the eagle dog of Hydra.

Mr. Winter thought that he could say hello kindly first, and then ask the people here to help him think about whether there is a way to go back.

"you……"

He had just opened his mouth when he was interrupted by a familiar voice.

"Bucky?"

Steve appeared at the door of the laboratory. Seeing the humanoid cracks in the floor-to-ceiling windows, the Winter Soldier in the laboratory, and Tolya who should have been sent back to his own world, he had a vague feeling in his heart.

"May I ask what happened?"

Early in the morning, at the invitation of Falcon, he went to the Veterans Center to give a speech to appease this group of soldiers who had just retired and returned home after being physically and mentally traumatized overseas.

Just after returning from the event, I heard Jarvis tell him that everyone gathered here to see off the visitors from another world, but it doesn't seem to be the case now?

"Steve." Mr. Winter only lost his mind for a short moment when he saw Steve in this world. Facing Steve, who has exactly the same appearance and temperament, is different from being surprised when he saw Rumlow , he only felt in his heart: "No matter which world Steve is, it really is the same."

"Mr. Winter!" A force hugged his thigh. If the grip strength of that person's arms was normal, his leg bones would have been twisted like twisting a towel.

He lowered his head and met Tolya's piercing eyes, as if he was about to say something important--if you didn't pay attention to his red and swollen forehead and nose, this would really be a pretty serious scene.

"Mr. Winter!" Tolya yelled again, her words were a bit slurred, and the blood color could be seen in her mouth between opening and closing, probably because she bit her tongue while lying down, "Mr. Winter, don't be provoked by temptation !"

After finishing speaking, Tolya maintained the posture of hugging her thighs, turned her head and accused Steve, "Despicable! You actually used beauty tricks to confuse Mr. Winter! He deserves death!"

At this time, his speech became clear again.

"Huh?" Steve had the feeling that he was shot while lying down. Since he came in, he has only said one sentence. Why is he labeled as "deserving death"?

But looking at the bright red foam between the teeth of the young man holding Bucky's thigh, Steve felt that he had suddenly and concretely grasped the four words "spraying blood".

He felt the need to explain...or maybe not.

Because when he was about to speak, another "Bucky" blew past Steve like a gust of wind, and the metal arm smashed head-on at "Bucky" who was in a black battle suit in the laboratory.

The two Buckies fought in the laboratory like this, overturning every expensive electronic device in it. If it wasn't for a bloody guy hanging on one of their legs, the two of them probably could have taken it apart directly. The whole floor.

"Mr. Dongri...Mr. Dongri is handsome...Mr. Dongri throw me down again..."

Tolya hanging on the thigh of the Winter Soldier, even though he was kicked by his male god countless times during the fight and used it as a shield to catch the opponent's fist, his hands still hugged the male god's thigh tightly, and even the rippling expression on his face It made Coulson feel a little overwhelmed.

He couldn't help turning his head to look at his male god captain expectantly.

#Notice to all SHIELD agents, your chief is about to go astray#

"What the hell are you?" Uncle Dong looked warily at the man who looked exactly like himself, his eyes wandering back and forth between Mr. Winter and Tolya, "Where did you come from?"

Mr. Winter half-bent down, grabbed Tolya's shoulder with a metal arm and pulled it out forcefully, "tearing" the person off his leg, and hit the ground with his hands, he heard the person in his hand utter a long voice: "Oh~" After going limp, he nodded to his "self" in this world.

"I originally planned to bring him back." Mr. Winter lifted Tolya with one hand and shook it in the air, "I'm causing you trouble."

Looking at the human body swinging left and right in Mr. Winter's hands like a pendulum, a few drops of blood would fly out with each swing, the Avengers could only raise the corners of their mouths and say "hehehe" that this is nothing but a trivial matter.

***

Mr. Winter naturally became one of the residents of the building, and he had to stay in the building with Tolya until Tony repaired the machine.

Mr. Winter shrugged and expressed no objection to this decision, and Tolya, who is a fan of Mr. Winter, would not object either—the only one who objected was Mr. Winter.

In just half a day, he felt a strong threat from "myself".

Uncle Dong has been changing various ways to behave in front of Steve, in order to make Steve feel that "Even if the memory is ruined by Hydra, you are still the heroic brother who guarded me in Brooklyn. " And then came up with the idea: "Brother, I want to marry you!"

It's a pity that his hard work so far has only resulted in an occasional smile from Steve, or a pleasant surprise: "Wow! Thank you, Bucky."

But that "Mr. Winter" has only been here for a long time, and Steve has shown that surprise and nostalgic look countless times, even like now—

"My God! Buck, you still remember this!"

Steve was peeling the potatoes with a planer, and watched in surprise as Mister Winter kneaded the potatoes into mashed potatoes and stuffed them into molds to make salty pies.

"Mom's recipe, the taste you can't forget once you eat it." Mr. Winter winked at Steve, picked up the minced chicken that had been seasoned, and was about to pour it into a mold to make a layer of potatoes and a layer of meat Sandwich taste.

"That's right!" Steve beamed and handed the peeled potatoes to Mr. Winter. The two cooperated tacitly so that Mr. Dong could see that he wanted to smash the whole kitchen.

He doesn't remember any of Steve's mother's recipes, and he can't cook anything other than microwave food. His metal arms can snap the necks of enemies cleanly, but he can't produce anything that will make Steve A product of that look.

If possible, he also hopes that the person standing in the kitchen is himself.

The "Steve's Mom's Salty Pie" is naturally indispensable on the dinner table. Everyone gave a thumbs up and praised the pie. I heard that the chef is a Winter Soldier from a parallel universe. Those who eat delicious food Everyone dropped their knives and forks in surprise.

Uncle Dong buried his head in eating, as if he wanted to chew the pie in his mouth as if he was another self.

Mom's smell or something, he...he can do it too!

About how Uncle Dong pinched Rumlo to threaten Chucky, let Chucky threaten Tony, and then let Tony threaten... oh no, order Jarvis to post all the pictures of Steve and his other self in the kitchen There is no need to repeat the process of recording and passing it to him.

Steve and the others only knew that since then, Uncle Dong never went out, stayed in his room and didn’t know what he was researching, and only came out at three meals a day, and slipped back into the room after filling up the plate, no matter what. Anyone who knocks on the door will get no answer.

Even Steve Rogers, the special weapon that everyone thought was effective against Uncle Winter, failed.

It wasn't until the guests from the parallel universe returned to their hometown through the repaired space-time channel that Uncle Dong reappeared in everyone's sight, but his whereabouts were erratic, and no one knew where he went and what he did. thing.

Steve tried to track him down, but there was always someone interfering with him, and he didn't have to think about it to know that it must be two senior agents, Chucky and Rumlow.Steve almost wondered if Hydra controlled Bucky again and asked him to do some dirty dirty work. Just when Captain America was about to put a shield of justice on his own agents at the base, Uncle Winter Carrying an extra-large grocery shopping bag full of ingredients, he entered the door, looked at Steve and Chuck Rumlow who were confronting each other strangely, and went straight into the kitchen.

"Bucky?" Steve cautiously approached Uncle Dong, not sure what the other party was thinking.

Uncle Dong ignored him, took a deep breath, took out the ingredients in the shopping bag and moved his hands bluntly──

Steve followed Uncle Dong's movements, the expression on his face changed from apprehension to surprise to sadness at the beginning, and finally he also took a deep breath, let himself smile, picked up a potato and stood Uncle Dong asked beside him, "Peel the skin?"

Uncle Dong glanced at him and nodded expressionlessly.

Every dish that appeared on the table during the stay of Mr. Winter in a parallel space appeared on the table until they finished cooking all the ingredients.

"Steve." Uncle Dong stood by the dining table, looked at the man opposite him imposingly, and with a table full of dishes as the background, he said a word without beginning or end: "Mom's recipe."

──I can too, so instead of looking at another "Bucky", just look at me.

Uncle Dong had imagined what he would get.

Maybe Steve will be surprised, maybe Steve will be very happy, but he never expected to be in this situation.

Steve pursed his lips, two lines of tears streaming down his cheeks.

"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, Buck."

Steve started saying something that Uncle Winter couldn't understand, why should he apologize?

"Those dishes aren't... oh, my God!"

Steve clenched his right fist on his forehead, and then swung it heavily to his side. He looked at Uncle Dong with so many emotions in his eyes that Uncle Dong couldn't analyze it at all.

"Buck."

Uncle Dong raised his head in confusion to respond to Steve's call. The voice was very soft, and it was the tone Steve used to coax some flustered children into obedience during battles.

"Those pies, grilled wings and other dishes are not 'my mother' recipes."

"It's your mother's."

"God, my mother is a nurse, and she has to raise a son with a medicine jar. Before she fell ill, she was very busy every day. After I met you, I have been eating at your house."

"Mrs. Barnes's craftsmanship is a delicacy that I will never forget in my life."

──So I hope you can recall this memory too.

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