Lu Xiaomi, a child of the human world

That boy's school Go to school, every step counts. "

"Well, let's do this first."

So the two people who didn't want to fight formed an alliance and worked together to take out the lynx.They decided to break into the enemy first, and the key is to live with the enemy. Yesterday Dionysius sensed the situation where Lumi lived, so Herod and Dionysius unanimously decided to enter Lumi’s house and go deep into the enemy’s camp. Conquer step by step!

(Some people may know that lynx is actually a small animal, but please don’t be so serious, here lynx is just a seed of love.)

☆, the magical lynx

Yi Zuo looked at the two people wandering around in the room, and he wondered why he agreed to let the two of them live in his house. According to common sense, he would never agree to it, but there was something in his memory. This picture that he agreed to exists.Well, we are a reasonable person and keep our word. Since we agree, although it is not subjectively willing, we still agree, right?After preparing a room for the two, Yi Zuo called Lu Xiaomi, who was sitting on the sofa in a daze, to go to work in the bar.

"Well, the two of you agree that you will stay here, but you have to pay the rent, and you don't care about the food, you can solve the problem of food yourself, and don't bring anyone home, and keep the house clean and tidy, and ..." Before Yi Zuo was finished, Yi Zuo was frightened by Herodius' cold eyes and didn't know what else to do. "Well, remember to lock the door when you go out, but you don't have a spare key right now, so you better not go out today." After speaking, Lu Xiaomi went out.

Xi and Diu slandered in their hearts: We still need the key to get in, but we just thought in our hearts and didn't say it out.How can such a thing be said casually.

Looking at the two people who went out, Herodius and Dionysius stood up and looked at me and I looked at you, and then walked out the door in unison. Of course, the two of them directly skipped the troublesome movement of opening and closing the door and went directly through the wall. After a while, he followed Lu Xiaomi and Yi Zuo who were walking towards the bar.It's just that both of them were flying in the air and invisible, so they didn't realize that they were being followed, but Yi Zuo still felt the wind blowing past his ears occasionally, and it was a very frequent wind.

I said, dear Lord Dionysius, can't you fly a little farther away from the person being followed? Dionysius is flying backwards above Lu Xiaomi now. Anyway, there is no one in the air, and it doesn't matter to fly backwards, but he forgot up. "Ah!" Lord Dionysius bumped into the signboard firmly, slid down along the signboard bit by bit, fell to the ground and broke.

Yi Zuo looked at the place where the sound came from, and then tugged at Lu Xiaomi, "Did you hear any sound? There was a bang, like something hitting something, and there was a scream?"

Lu Xiaomi looked back at the fragment of Dionysius in Herodius's hand, then turned back and shook his head, "No." Lu Xiaomi deliberately concealed that he had seen that new classmate grow a pair of blue wings just now. , and then flew in front of him, just now he saw another new classmate who also grew two wings, one black and one white, picking up the pieces of Dionysius. He must not have seen this, even if he told Yi Zuo, Yi Zuo might not believe it, so Lu Xiaomi chose to ignore these things and walk normally, not caring what the two new classmates wanted to do, he had a feeling, These two new classmates are very unusual and special, so special that it cannot be explained by science.

At this time, Lu Xiaomi was offline. He forgot that when a normal person sees this situation, the first reaction should be——ah~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That’s right, To be honest, sometimes I really don't know how Lu Xiaomi's head looks like, and what is inside it.

Dionysius stood up unsteadily, "The human world has such a lethal weapon, I really underestimate the human world." Herodius raised his hand, holding a blue feather in his hand and said calmly, " You're losing your hair."

Dionysius took the feather tremblingly, "No, I haven't shed a single feather in all battles, why are things in the human world so powerful!" Herodius ignored Dionysius' wailing, "Lu Xiaomi can see us."

"What?" Dionysius licked his saliva, and symbolically touched the feathers to his wings again. Of course, only he knew who he was lying to.

"He looked back at our direction very accurately just now."

"Could it be that……"

"Well, it's lynx. All of our abilities should be ineffective against him. Also, the reason why your feathers fall is not because things in the human world are damaged, but because our abilities cannot be used in the human world at will."

"No way!!!" Dionysius wailed again

Herodius looked at Dionysius, "Your face is really not suitable for such emotions."

"You think I'm like you? I don't have emotions. I have emotions. I just put on this face, but it doesn't prove that I also have such a character. My heart is hot. If you don't believe me, look." Nixiu took out the magnifying glass out of nowhere and put it on his chest, reflecting a fiery red beating heart, and then put the magnifying glass on Herodius' chest, "Look, although your heart is beating, But he is blue and ice." Herodius looked down at his heart and thought to himself: Is this why I don't know how to love?

☆、Bar anecdotes

Looking at Lu Xiaomi who disappeared in front of a bar, Dionysius took back the magnifying glass. Of course, you can’t see where he received the magnifying glass. He decided not to fly. Shedding hair in the world of the devil emperor is a very embarrassing thing , also remove the invisibility effect, use less powers from today, and be an obedient human world person, Dionysius thought it through clearly, and headed towards the bar with that face that didn't suit him.

Herodius was still standing there thinking about the blue heart, "Hey, I said Herodius, give up, can you figure out the problem that your father can't solve?" Dionysius Stand 100 meters away and shout through the air.

Herodius picked out his ears and replied through the air transmission, "Can I not be so loud with the air transmission! My ears are not the noise recycling station!"

Dionysius looked up at the sky with a very embarrassing expression and blushed his cheeks, the picture was extremely beautiful, two small blushes appeared on a stern face, oh hehehe~, he wanted to shout just now but he was afraid that Herod would listen No see, so I used air transmission, and then I forgot to use air transmission, so... that's it~

He was still a little shy, but Herodius had already followed, gave Dionysius a blank look, and walked forward.Dionysius saw that Herodius didn't want to talk to him at all, so he naturally put aside his damn shame, followed Herodius, and the two stood in front of the bar, with the gleaming signboard "The Companion of Death" came into the eyes of the two, and Dionysius whispered in Herod's ear, "Is there any ambiguity in your name? For example, when a wife calls her husband and asks where he is, the husband answers : At Shang Companion. It sounds like they are at work!"

Herod gave Dionysius a look of 'you are an idiot' and pushed the door open.Dionysius grabbed that 'You are an idiot' and threw it behind him, clapped his hands and pushed the door open, and that 'You are an idiot' was left on the street so lonely, and then was killed by some unlucky guy Stepped away.

Inside the companion, the light is dim, under the dim light, the bartender swayed his body gently, mixing a glass of colorful cocktails extremely elegantly; the flashing neon lights attracted one after another who were hungry and in need of comfort. The mixed air is filled with the smell of tobacco and alcohol, the music is turned up to the maximum, almost deafening people's ears, a group of men are frantically twisting their waists and buttocks on the dance floor, and the flirtatiously dressed men are lazy Playing in the crowd of men, teasing those men who can't control themselves with frivolous words.Men and women hugging each other in twos and threes on the sofa, hugging and kissing like no one

Dionysius understood that this is not an ordinary bar, but just a g, a, y, right? Dionysius turned his head to look for Herod, and at a glance he found that Herod who was shining everywhere. At this time, Herod corrected Being pestered by a wretched-looking uncle, his pretty face was wrinkled into a bun, but even so, he was still a handsome bun. Dionysius was not prepared to step forward to help, because if this kind of thing can't be solved, then he is not a god emperor The Great Emperor of the World, isn't he now the God Emperor, the Proud Emperor of the World, Herod Xiu.

"Yo, brother newcomer? I haven't seen him before. Are you interested in playing with my brother? My brother has money~" The wretched uncle's face is full of flesh, and the pores on his face can be seen under such a dim light. Can lame a fly, full of fat, only the valuable Armani shows people that this wretched man is really rich.

"Not interested." Herodius' cold but magnetic voice floated out of that beautiful mouth.

"Shy! I'm sorry, right? Don't worry, it's like this the first time you come here, just come here often." The wretched man didn't give up and continued to hook up.

"No, sex, fun!" This time, the text slammed at the wretched man with ice, and the wretched man was thrown back.Then he looked around for what hit him on the head.

But what is not afraid of death, what is life and death, the wretched man gave you the best interpretation, "Little brother~ how can you not be interested, come on~ let my brother kiss you." Dionysius, who had been watching the excitement, covered his eyes in time, but the eyeballs were exposed between his fingers.Then there was a moment of silence for the wretched man. God knows, Herodius had a problem that he didn’t allow anyone to touch him. Anyone who touched him would die. , and even his underpants were taken off, the man's 'majestic' eggs and ham sausages were so shiningly exposed to everyone's eyes.

"Ah!!!!!!!" The man yelled in 'ashamedness', covered his little lump with his hand, and ran away, and the bar erupted into wild laughter.

Lu Xiaomi came out to see what happened, and saw Herodius sitting in front of the bar, so she walked over, "Student, why are you here?" Although Lu Xiaomi saw him just now, she decided to pretend not to know , what Lu Xiaomi is thinking now is: just now I saw Herod and Dionysius (what kind?!) appear here again, they still go to school together, and live in the same house together, which means that the two of them are in a relationship Sigh, hey, he is a person who loves his classmates, so naturally he won't look down on his classmates just because they are the same, so he decided to speak up friendly.

"Herodius." Herodius did not answer Lu Xiaomi's words.

"Uh? What?" Lu Xiaomi didn't understand why he suddenly said his name.

Herodius looked at Lu Xiaomi and thought to himself, why is this person in the human world so stupid "Herodius, I'm not called a classmate!"

Now that Lu Xiaomi understands, right? How can we say that we are also university students, "Ah! I know, I know your name is Herodius, and his name is Dionysius. I know both." Lu Xiaomi rubbed his hands rag.

Dionysius?Herodius turned his head and saw Dionysius sitting on the other side of him, then lowered his head and stirred the liquid in the glass. He seemed to have forgotten about this guy just now.

Lu Xiaomi saw that he didn't mean to talk to him at all, and he was still affectionate with his lover (please which eye can see the affection!) and walked away tactfully, and looked back at Herodius halfway, what the hell!No classmate love at all.

"Hey, he's gone." Dionysius bumped the cup in Herodius' hand with his cup.

"En." You will die if you say one more word!

"Have you forgotten what you are here for?"

Herodius glanced at Dionysius, "No."

"Then why don't you cherish such a good opportunity and say a few more words! It's obvious that cutie really wants to talk to you!"

"Is that so?" It was clearly a question, but when it came out of Herodius' mouth, it became an affirmative sentence, with no level, tone, or tone.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah! I'm really defeated by you, I think my face standing on your body is a perfect match!"

Herodius finally looked at Dionysius squarely, looked at him for half a minute, then turned his head to his wine glass, "No, I still like my face."

Dionysius gulped down the wine in his glass angrily. What was the name of this wine? It seemed to be called Shang. It was made from the world's strongest alcohol, gin ale, and apple cider vinegar. So Dionysius dropped the sentence " You think that the emperor is willing to trade with you! You have facial paralysis!" After that, he lay down on the bar counter, unable to wake up from sleep.

Herodius looked at the drunken Dionysius next to him, and it was an indescribable feeling to be told by a stern-faced person that he had facial paralysis!

Dionysius has a stern face. Although there are more emotions, they are only reflected in the language. In fact, the face has not changed much, but Dionysius thought that his face changed with the language. And changing, so he never knew that he was actually facial paralyzed himself.

And Herodius has a very handsome face, but because people have no emotions, naturally there will be no emotional changes, and he becomes facial paralysis.

These two faces are paralyzed together, so don't tell anyone!

☆, fight?Oh no!

Seeing Lu Xiaomi walking over sullenly, Yi Zuo asked with concern, "Xiaomi? What's the matter? Why this expression?"

"Ah? Ah, it's nothing. It's just that new classmate. He doesn't have any love for his classmate. He doesn't talk to me." Having said that, Lu Xiaomi looked around and leaned into Yi Zuo's ear "Let me tell you, our two new classmates are lovers." He said and shook the rag in his hand.

"What?!" Yi Zuo yelled in surprise, but suddenly felt something was wrong, and then asked softly, "How do you know, who told you?"

"No one, I guessed by myself.

Yi Zuo breathed a sigh of relief, and patted his chest, "Cough~ I'm startled," Yi Zuo knew that when Lu Xiaomi guessed something himself, it might be accurate.

At this time, there was a loud noise outside, and the sound of things breaking suddenly sounded, and the music had stopped, and everything was noisy. "What's the matter?" Lu Xiaomi said and wanted to go out, but was stopped by Yi Zuo. Violent incidents in bars are common, but Yi Zuo would not let Lu Xiaomi participate in such things. See No, Yi Zuo went out after warning Lu Xiaomi not to go out to see what happened.

What Yi Zuo went out to see was that familiar and unfamiliar person. His brother Zuo Shixi was fighting with three people. Zuo Shixi was obviously at a disadvantage. For some reason, Yi Zuo walked up quickly and stopped him Standing in front of Zuo Shixi and questioning the three people in front of him, Yi Zuo realized that Zuo Shixi had offended someone. This is the bully of this place. He yelled, "What are you doing? This is a public place, fight outside!" That's what Yi Zuo said, but Yi Zuo still stood in front of Zuo Shixi and didn't mean to move away. Zuo Shixi saw Yi Zuo eyes in front of him Something shiny is glowing inside.

What is a bully? That is an unreasonable spokesperson. He waved his hand and slapped Yi Zuo.

Dionysius was sobered up by Herodius with the hangover technique just now. Herodius didn't want to help Dionysius go home. It was impossible for him to correct this problem so that no one would touch it.Dionysius wanted to go up to help, but was stopped by Herodius.

Lu Xiaomi has been waiting for Yi Zuo and didn't see Yi Zuo coming back, so he forgot Yi Zuo's instructions and ran out. As soon as he came out, he saw this scene. Lu Xiaomi rushed to the three people and pushed the fan Yi Zuo hard. The brawny man in the house was pushed by the little Lu Xiaomi, so the explosive power of the honest man should not be underestimated.

Lu Xiaomi helped Yi Zuo up, and when Yi Zuo saw Lu Xiaomi who ran out, he scolded angrily, "Didn't I tell you not to come out?!" But Lu Xiaomi ignored Yi Zuo at all, and glared at the three strong men, "What are you doing! Why can you do that? Hit anyone casually!"

Zuo Shixi originally wanted to come up to help Yi Zuo, but Lu Xiaomi preempted him, his eyes glanced back and forth between Yi Zuo and Lu Xiaomi, and his eyes dimmed.

"I need a reason to beat someone! This brat stole my woman! I'm here today to kill him!" The strong man wanted to go up and beat Zuo Shixi, and Zuo Shixi was ready to fight back. As he moved, Yi Zuo stood in front of Zuo Shixi again. Although he despised Zuo Shixi's behavior in his heart, he still had the same blood, so he couldn't sit idly by.

The strong man who was hit by Lu Xiaomi looked at Lu Xiaomi angrily, and he was about to hit Lu Xiaomi, but his fist was turned and hit one of the other two.And Lu Xiaomi was pulled into Herodius's arms. Dionysius looked at Herodius's movements in surprise. Lu Xiaomi threw it to him, and Dionysius looked at the cutie in his arms, curled his lips, what, it still hasn't changed.

Yi Zuo looked at Lu Xiaomi who was being protected, so he kicked a strong man without any scruples, hitting the head of the strong man, the strong man shook his head, and Herodius was in the middle to respond, someone If he was hit, he would turn around, so only three strong men were beaten from the beginning to the end.Finally the hotel owner came out and the fighting was stopped. ,

Yi Zuo finally came to his senses, he was the waiter here, why did he get into a fight with someone, and then he looked at Zuo Shixi next to him bitterly, "It's all your fault, if you can't mess with anyone, you have to mess with them! I'm about to lose my job I'll let you take care of me!" The angry words he said had no practical meaning at all, but Zuo Shixi didn't think so, "Okay." Yi Zuobai glanced at Zuo Shixi, "Crazy!" Naturally, Yi Zuo was fired, and Lu Xiaomi naturally followed Yi Zuo, and he really obeyed Yi Zuo's words.

After leaving the bar, Lu Xiaomi stood in front of Yi Zuo, looked left and then, "Are you okay, is there any pain?"

Yi Zuo patted Lu Xiaomi's head, "It's all right, except for that slap, I haven't been hit again, you still don't believe me, I'm a black belt in Taekwondo."

Lu Xiaomi smiled idiotically, "Yes! Hehe, Yi Zuo is amazing."

Zuo Shixi looked at the two of them with a trace of injury in his eyes, then shook his head chicly, and walked away dejectedly.

Dionysio, who was behind Herod, poked Herod, and Herod tilted his head slightly, "Why don't you let me help, and you help again."

"Lu Xiaomi has a lynx in his body, nothing can happen." Herodius replied coldly.

"Oh, yes." Dionysius didn't think much of it.

But Herodius himself didn't know the real reason. At that moment, Herodius pulled Lu Xiaomi into his arms subconsciously.

☆, new job

The sunlight outside was dazzling, Lu Xiaomi squinted and looked out the window, a ray of sunlight hit Lu Xiaomi's face, it was very warm, today Lu Xiaomi chose to sit in the bottom row by the window, because he found that no matter what Wherever he sits, the two new classmates will sit behind him, so today Lu Xiaomi chooses to sit in the last row and see what to do with those two people. Lu Xiaomi deeply feels that these two people are weird, but with Analyzing these two people with psychology and micro-expressions, Lu Xiaomi suddenly discovered what he had learned in the past two years? !Putting bullshit psychology on these two facial paralyzed people simply doesn't make sense.

So Lu Xiaomi simply gave up, what, if you can't analyze it, just ignore it and ignore it, it's very simple.He lay on the table and watched the open space in front of the building gradually form a circle of people, and then there were piles of men's heads piled on the object in the middle of the circle, and piles of women came down from that object. people.Lu Xiaomi stretched his neck and squinted his eyes to see clearly that the object in the middle seemed to be a car. After seeing it clearly, Lu Xiaomi lay down on the table again: Men can never resist the temptation of a good car. Lu Xiaomi doesn't like cars so It is also impossible to know what kind of car is parked downstairs from the appearance.I only know that some horrible sounds are getting closer.Lu Xiaomi turned her head and saw Yi Zuo who was sitting next to her reading a book, and closed her eyes in peace. With Yi Zuo, she would not worry about those terrifying creatures approaching her.

An uninvited guest came to the Department of Psychology. Of course, this is to Yi Zuo, to other people, especially girls, this is a bomb, a bomb that will explode into roses, and to others For men, of course they are not seeing people, but the car Koenigsegg CCR driven by this dazzling man.

Lu Xiaomi decided to mobilize all the cells in his body. This was a sign that a female creature was approaching the forehead. Lu Xiaomi sat up suddenly, and then saw the brother named Yi Zuo walking in from the front door of the class, followed by a group of Female creatures are not quiet female animals, they can be noisy.

Lu Xiaomi entered a state of alert, trembling all over, one hand unconsciously grabbed Yi Zuo's arm, his facial expression was very painful, his eyebrows were tightly furrowed, his mouth was pursed tightly, every pore was tensely opened, The hairs stand on end.

Yi Zuo grabbed Lu Xiaomi's hand and pulled him behind him, shouting at Zuo Shixi who walked in, "Stop, don't go forward."

Zuo Shixi frowned but stopped obediently, "I have something to do with you."

Yi Zuo pointed to the gang behind Zuo Shixi, "Get rid of it."

Zuo Shixi turned his head and glanced coldly at the group of nympho girls following behind him. All the nympho girls who were excited were all left in a daze after seeing them creepy. Yi Zuo sat back on his seat again, and Lu Xiaomi also Much better, Zuo Shixi looked at the two holding hands, his eyes dimmed.

Herodius and Dionysius sat in their seats and looked at this side, without moving or speaking.It is located in front of Lu Xiaomi on the left, and you can directly see every move of Lu Xiaomi.

Zuo Shixi walked in front of Yi Zuo and sat down, "You lost your jobs because of me, so I'm here to fulfill my promise."

Yi Zuo looked up at Zuo Shixi suspiciously, "What promise, what promise shall we use you to fulfill?"

Zuo Shixi returned to that foolish look again, "You said, you're going to lose my job and I'll take care of you." Zuo Shixi calmly said the angry words Yi Zuo said, maybe Yi Zuo had already forgotten himself.

Yi Zuo blushed uncontrollably, "I, I never said that."

But this embarrassing scene was immediately broken by Lu Xiaomi's words, "Yi Zuo, I remember that you really said it." Lu Xiaomi opened his eyes wide and flashed, trying to prove to Yi Zuo that he really said it. those words.Yi Zuo was helpless, how could this white-eyed guy not know the situation!Yi Zuo looked at Lu Xiaomi, "Xiaomi, you failed your psychology exam again, didn't you?"

Listening to Yi Zuo's question, Xiaomi asked, "What, why are you asking this nonsensically? Why did you change the subject so quickly?" Yi Zuo was completely speechless. When did this Lu Xiaomi really get offline? No, obviously the topic has already been changed, but Xiaomi turned it back alive.

Yi Zuo didn’t count on Xiaomi any more, suddenly two quiet spectators came into his sight, a flash of light entered his mind, Yi Zuo looked at Herod and Dionysius with a smile, “Hey, classmate, my house is not for nothing, Rent needs to be paid, 5000 a month!" The tone was very sure without any hesitation, which meant that this was mandatory, and you had to agree or not if you agreed, and there was no room for retaliation.Herodius and Dionysio did not disappoint Yi Zuo either, they both nodded, Yi Zuo smiled complacently, and turned his face to Zuo Shixi, "How is it? I can earn [-] a month without you."

Zuo Shixi breathed out, "What about him?"

Yi Zuo turned to look at Lu Xiaomi, "What him?"

"He's also unemployed, you forgot, right?" Zuo Shixi raised the left corner of his mouth unconsciously.

Yi Zuo looked at Lu Xiaomi, and Lu Xiaomi still looked at Yi Zuo in such a daze, and tilted his head, yes, Yi Zuo only thought about how to get rid of Zuo Shixi, but he forgot that there was Lu Xiaomi, Lu Xiaomi Although he looks weak, he is actually very strong and stubborn, Lu Xiaomi will never accept other people's charity, he will definitely find a job by himself.

"Then what do you mean?"

"My company is short of two psychoanalysts, how about it? Are you interested?" Zuo Shixi leaned on the table.

Yi Zuo squinted at Zuo Shixi, "We haven't graduated yet, and are you sure you want to invite him?" Yi Zuo pointed his chin at the stunned Lu Xiaomi next to him, "He can't touch women. The most important thing is us During the day no, can, go to work, "

Zuo Shixi took out a document from his bag, "Obviously you haven't understood the nature of our company, we never need to face customers directly, just make response analysis from video or image files provided by customers, How? The specific content will be written in this document, you can read the following," Zuo Shixi obviously came prepared.

Suddenly his eyes went dark, Yi Zuo looked up and saw Herodius and Dionysius, "What are you doing?"

"We'll go too," Herodius said coldly.

"Do you think it's just playing house? This is work. You can come here whenever you want?" Zuo Shixi looked at the person who helped Yi Zuo just now. In fact, the two of them didn't want to help Yi Zuo at all, but just paid the rent. Small, no big deal.

Herodius' eyes suddenly changed color and turned purple, trying to charm, "Are you sure?"

Zuo Shixi was stunned suddenly, "You can have any position you want."

Lu Xiaomi was still staring into Herodius' eyes, although he didn't say anything, he was secretly thinking about the identities of these two people. Sometimes Lu Xiaomi is stupid, but sometimes Lu Xiaomi is smart, but this Seed essence no one knows.

☆、Different Lu Xiaomi

The name of Zuo Shixi's company was Weixin, and the big signboard on the top of the 20th floor shone with pink light, which was completely inconsistent with Zuo Shixi's image. The Internet of Households helps customers solve their psychological problems. This method greatly improves the efficiency and can not only cancel the customer's time but also ensure the privacy of customers.

So Zuo Shixi asked Yi Zuo and Lu Xiaomi to come to his company mainly because of their majors, and secondly because of what, we can't say, but Weixin's internal staff found that Weixin recently raised two idlers , not only did not work, but also got a very high salary.They are taller than those hard-working old employees. This incident aroused public anger. Needless to say, everyone must know who these two people are. For these many employees, they went to Zuo Shixi, Zuo Shi Xi is also depressed here, what good excuse can he have to persuade the employees, because he himself does not know how he agreed to these two people to come to the company, but the big contract in black and white is signed there, if not With his own signature on it, Zuo Shixi really thought that the company had a traitor.The contract also greatly stated that the salary of the two is 2 yuan per month.

Zuo Shixi coughed seriously, and then looked at the employee who came to ask for an explanation with feigned firmness, "You can't do their confidential work, why does my company still use your talkative and unconvinced words?" If you can leave, I won’t force you to stay.” After speaking, Zuo Shixi turned his chair back to the employees and looked out the window, the scenery seen from the height of the 20th floor was different.

The employees leave with doubts in their hearts, even if they feel dissatisfied, they can't say anything, especially women, forget it, it's good to have two handsome guys who are seductive.But the eye-catching time is limited to the small window of overtime, because the working area of ​​each employee is completely closed and isolated, which is also to ensure the privacy of customers.And what is that small window? Herodius and Dionysius have separate studios. To put it bluntly, it is a luxurious tea room with a sofa and TV. The small window is naturally the window of the studio. When the two of them are free They don't go out for a stroll, so some nympho female employees will occasionally or casually pass by this small window and peek at the two handsome guys inside. Hey, although he has no expression, he is still so handsome! ! !

Zuo Shixi found that there have been more people working overtime independently at night recently, and all of them are women. Looking at the women accumulated in front of the window, Zuo Shixi understood the reason, took out the mirror and looked around: no Old, still very young, how come the charm has diminished? !Hey, it is indeed worse than those two people.They are not human, of course you can't compare with them.

Yi Zuo asked to be in the same workshop with Lu Xiaomi. Although Zuo Shixi was unwilling, he agreed, and their workshop was set up in the inner partition of the luxurious tea room. Don't ask why, you can guess who it is made.

Lu Xiaomi watched Yi Zuo carefully analyze the micro-expression and language behavior of the man in the video. He suddenly remembered what the horror creature said a few days ago that "serious men" are the most handsome, but the horror creature refers to It was Lu Qing, their substitute teacher, but at this moment, Lu Xiaomi really felt that this sentence was true. Yi Zuo like this is really handsome, so handsome!Looking at Lu Xiaomi, she showed a nympho expression, with her hands on her face, and she just stared at Yi Zuo intently.

Feeling the hot gaze, Yi Zuo turned his head and looked, his upper body jumped back, his middle finger bent, and it landed on Lu Xiaomi's forehead, "What are you thinking, the drool is all on your clothes! Are you demented?"

Lu Xiaomi ignored the slight pain on his forehead, "Hehe, Yi Zuo, you are so handsome~" After speaking, Lu Xiaomi showed a big smile.

Yi Zuo's heart shuddered. Although Lu Xiaomi often said some idiotic words, today's words are especially beautiful. "Really? Then do you think the two people outside are handsome or I am handsome?" Yi Zuo didn't know why he asked this question, because he also felt that the two people outside were handsome beyond human beings, so handsome that they could be corrupted. Everyone's heart, but no one dares to approach.

Lu Xiaomi's nympho expression was sluggish, as if his wandering soul had returned to his body. Lu Xiaomi opened the partition door and walked out, then walked in front of Herod. Herod was reading a fashion magazine, and felt the The light gradually turned black, and when I looked up, I saw Lu Xiaomi's enlarged face. Herodius put down the magazine and frowned at Lu Xiaomi, and Lu Xiaomi just bent over and looked at Herodius.Dionysius shifted his gaze from the TV to the two of them, playing with the remote control in his hands.

"What are you doing?" There was no emotion in the cold tone, not even the tone of doubt that should be there.Lu Xiaomi squinted her eyes, raised her body and moved to Dionysius, repeating the previous action.

Yi Zuo looked at Lu Xiaomi and shook his head: You idiot!Do you have to put your words into action?

"What are you looking at, are you playing big eyes against small eyes?" Dionysius looked at Lu Xiaomi who was not blinking, and suddenly thought of the game he saw on the TV in the human world before, big eyes against small eyes, whoever blinks first just lose.

Lu Xiaomi raised his waist and thumped it symbolically, "Childish, who would play such a childish game, but I still won." Lu Xiaomi smiled triumphantly, whoever said this game is childish, obviously not playing it Still have to decide a winner.

Lu Xiaomi put her left hand on her chest and rubbed her chin with her right hand, then looked at Herodius and Dionysius, "I always feel that your faces should be changed."

"No." Herodius refused very simply. He had compared it before, so he answered very quickly this time.

"Isn't it? You just watched this for a long time?" Dionysius was speechless, thinking what Lu Xiaomi was going to do.

"It's not that I'm looking at who is more handsome between you two and Yi Zuo." Lu Xiaomi rubbed her chin with her index finger.

"As a result" Herodius looked at Lu Xiaomi and stared at Lu Xiaomi until his whole body trembled, as if he saw something more terrifying than a horrible creature