Intoxicated I do not know the age

Admittedly, this slightly gluttonous look is quite cute to me.

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It’s been a long time since I had a cover picture for my own blog. It’s always been flowers, grass, and the sky, plus our kids make up the numbers, but I decided to have a cover picture with him as the title when I was writing.

As a result, the picture was completely contrary to my imagination! (literally)

I originally thought that what appeared was Qingping with his eyes closed under the peach blossoms in the water, a little peaceful and sad.

In the end, I got a beautiful picture that induced a nosebleed, wow, is that really Qingping?So beautiful, so tempting, so delicious (Le Ben), that hand on the chest is a foul!Foul it!

There is also a small belly button, mom!It really makes people want to take two bites >

The resulting picture is so beautiful. When I made the cover, I didn’t know where to put the title of the book. No matter where I put it, it seemed that it would affect the picture.

As for the other cover, I'm sorry I was still drawing when I wrote the postscript, so I won't comment more XD

But I am looking forward to seeing the finished product, I really hope to see the sweet picture of the two of them sooner (twist).

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According to my horoscope, my luck this year is low and the overall situation is quite miserable. I don’t know if this is the reason. This year, my health is very poor. When I went to a concert in Taipei in May, my abdomen continued to hurt. The pain was so painful that I kept taking painkillers to suppress it. Complete the original itinerary and release friends >

Do you still remember that I said at the beginning that I usually don't take painkillers?I, who would rather be in pain than take painkillers, surrender to painkillers!

Later, although I drank a lot of traditional Chinese medicine to take care of my body, my physical condition was still the same, and I would break out in cold sweat from pain every now and then, which was really miserable.

As for the hand...

A while ago, I went to eat barbecue with my friends, and my hands would tremble involuntarily when holding the meat, as if the meat was too heavy, it was really miserable.

I hope it will be better in the future (put your hands together and pray).

Juan July 00

PS: The reason why the postscript is horizontal is because there is no room for it, so let’s just wait and see.

Book Title: Intoxicated Unknown Years Special Code - Life After Marriage

Author: Ling Juan

Illustrator: Valleyhu

Book Type: Personal History

Publication Date: August 2009

Comb

On a particularly bright morning at the end of spring, Qingping rarely woke up earlier than Shao Jin. He ignored the discomfort in his waist and lower body, slowly got up, sat in the dimly lit veil and carefully looked at Shao Jin's face.

Shao Jin's appearance hasn't changed much from when they first met, only more mature and majestic.

Qingping carefully picked up a strand of Shaojin's hair, twisted it around his fingertips twice, and played with it.

Watching the hair turn into tender fingers, a warm feeling of happiness diffused from his chest.

Shao Jin opened his eyes at this moment, he first looked at Qingping's face, confirmed that it was Qingping who was by his side, and then shifted his gaze to Qingping's hands...

Um, is that his hair?

Qingping playing with his hair?

Before Shao Jin could speak, Qing Ping diverted his attention first.

"Your Majesty, would this concubine help you comb your hair?" Qingping asked with a smile.

He has started to get used to calling himself a concubine now, unlike a few months ago when he looked at Shao Jin in a daze and didn't know whether he should call himself "Little" or "Chen", he had to be reminded to know that he should call himself "Concubine" .

Shao Jin did not change his address, he did not call him Empress, he did not call him Zitong, but still called him Qingping, as if to declare that no matter what his status was, he was still Shao Jin's Qingping.

So simple, so sweet—

Hearing this, Shao Jin smiled slightly, stretched out his hand to gently stroke Qingping's face, and silently agreed.

Qing Pingxi held the comb diligently, grabbed Shao Jin's hair and combed it slowly. Shao Jin's hair was slightly hard but felt very good. It was not thick and hard like iron wire, and it was not easy to tangle. It will be smooth.

When he was still training in Taogong, he learned how to comb hair from Eunuch Sun. During the years when he lived in Ganluyuan, he helped the second prince comb his hair.

It's a good thing to comb well, but Qingping was a little disappointed when he finished combing his hair in a short while.

Seeing the queen suddenly stop moving, Eunuch Sun, who was accompanying Shao Jin, immediately stepped forward and asked in a low voice if he forgot how to comb?

Qing Ping shook his head, did not explain, he was just suddenly sentimental, combed his hair and Shao Jin went to the court meeting, it was very difficult for them to meet again before evening.

Eunuch Sun doesn't understand why Qingping is lost, doesn't Shao Jin understand?

He looked at Qingping's face in the mirror, smiled slightly, and asked calmly:

"What would you like for lunch?"

Qingping was taken aback for a moment, not understanding why Shao Jin suddenly asked this question, he always eats what he eats, even though he always likes to eat river and seafood, but Zhang Tongda once said, "The people below are trying to please those in power. He can do everything”, so he never dares to let others know what he likes to eat, for fear that they will waste money and waste money to please him.

"If you don't mind someone grabbing food from you, I'll come over to disturb you at lunch." Shao Jin said so plainly, but the sweetness entered Qingping's heart.

Qing Ping didn't respond, he was so happy that he could hardly hold the comb, how could he answer properly, if it wasn't for the crowd of people standing around, he might have thrown himself into Shao Jin's arms.

Since it was inconvenient to express the joy in his heart openly, Qingping had no choice but to secretly help Shao Jin comb his hair with a smile on his face.

Although I haven’t done it for the past few years, I haven’t let go of my work. I have done the smoothing, combing, and bunting of the hair very accurately. It didn’t take long for the combing to take shape, and I wore a small and delicate crown on the top of the head, which symbolizes incomparable authority. .

There were several kinds of crowns for the emperors of the dynasty. The ones used for daily use were relatively small. Except for the different colors, they were the same as the small crowns worn by the princes of your family. There were more formal crowns in the early dynasty, and there was also the most complicated and heavy one. Only used during rituals.

After finishing everything from tying hair, tidying up the crown, and undressing, Shao Jin transformed from a gentle pillow sleeping next to him into an incomparably noble emperor.

Qing Ping looked a little crazy, and even forgot that he should take care of himself and greet Shao Jin at this moment.

Shao Jin didn't mind at all, smiled softly, said softly "See you at lunch", turned and left.

He hadn't walked a few steps before he saw Defu hurried in. When he saw the emperor, he was so anxious that he shouted long live and knelt down, he was so busy that he didn't know where to put his hands and feet.

Shao Jin waved his hand to signal him to excuse himself, and asked him why he entered in such a hurry.

"When you go back to the emperor, the empresses are waiting outside to greet the queen."

Hearing this, Qingping took a big step back in shock.It's over!He completely forgot!

He and Shao Jin got up a little late today, and he happily combed Shao Jin's hair, so now he is still disheveled and wearing an underwear, how can he accept greetings from others.

The worst thing is that after the concubines finished greeting him, they had to go to greet the queen mother together, what should he do now!Ah ah ah ah ah--

"Quick! Comb my hair quickly." Qingping almost burst into tears.

Seeing that Qingping was flustered, Shao Jin couldn't help but smile, but pretended nothing happened, and said softly and considerately:

"Let's just say that the empress is not feeling well today and doesn't accept greetings. In addition, the empress dowager will send someone to say hello." Shao Jin solved Qingping's big trouble with a few words.

Qing Ping was stunned for a moment, then looked at Shao Jin with reverence.He didn't even know there was another move, Shao Jin was indeed much stronger than him!

"I'm here to visit you at lunch, so you can sleep a little longer." Shao Jin said with a smile, looking down at Qingping's slender waist.

At first, Qingping just thought it was weird, but when he followed Shao Jin's line of sight... his cheeks turned red instantly, making him dizzy.

They did this and that, this and that, this and that last night, does Shao Jin still want to do this and that, this and that with him after lunch?

He...he didn't do it...he didn't...he...ummm...

what to do?It seems to be looking forward to it.

fishing

In the morning, the burning heat of summer has not yet hit, and the breeze blows gently to make people feel refreshed.

After getting up that day, Qing Ping sent Shao Jin to the morning with a smile, that smile was sweet and intoxicating, and there was a problem at first glance.

Shao Jin ignored Qingping's strange good mood and pretended not to know, anyway, no matter what happened to Qingping, he would not be too outrageous, even if all the people around him were removed, he would not run around and make trouble. Something went wrong.

As Shao Jin imagined, Qingping didn't do anything strange, he just went fishing.

Ever since meeting Shao Jin for the first time, Qingping has always been curious about what it feels like to fish, why the former emperor could fish for most of the day without moving, is fishing really so interesting?

Facts have proved that it is better not to be too curious.

Qingping has been fishing, fishing, and fishing since the cool breeze in the morning. He caught three poles in the sun, caught the scorching sun and burned people, and caught... He was about to cry when he caught it.

Ah ah ah ah ah!Why doesn't a single fish take the bait! ?

Fishing and fishing, Qingping's tenacity was also caught. No matter how much Defu persuaded him, he refused to leave. He was stubborn until he caught a fish, otherwise he would live here!

Unknowingly, Qingping missed lunch, and then the sun gradually slanted to reveal a beautiful glow.

The servant waiting on the side cried: Your Excellency, you don't want to rest, we do!

So, it didn't take long for this matter to reach Shao Jin's ears.

In Shao Jin's eyes, Qingping's sudden interest in fishing is not a big deal, but refusing to eat after fishing is a big deal.

Seeing His Majesty the Emperor leading a group of people rushing over, the mood that originally wanted to scold him disappeared completely when he saw Qingping staring at the water with a bitter face.

Shao Jin signaled that there is no need to inform, let alone salute, there was no need to talk about these virtual etiquettes between him and Qingping.

"Why don't you even need food?" Shao Jin asked in a warm voice.

Qing Ping looked back at Shao Jin with her mouth flattened, and said as if complaining:

"Can't catch..."

Shao Jin laughed.

"The fish here are a bit spiritual. I have learned to be smart after so many years of fishing. It is difficult to catch the bait. Go back and rest and have some snacks. Are you afraid that you will not have a chance if you want to fish?" Shao Jin comforted. Because of this he stopped fishing at all afterwards.

Qingping still pouted, unable to accept Shao Jin's explanation, and continued to hold on to the fishing rod, insisting on catching fish before leaving.

Shao Jin sighed silently, and ordered someone to bring a bow and arrow.

"Bow and arrow?" Hearing these two words, Qing Ping couldn't help turning his head to look at Shao Jin.

He heard right!Why do you need a bow and arrow for fishing?

Shao Jin didn't bother to explain, anyway, after a while Qingping will naturally know what he wants to do with bows and arrows.

Sure enough, Shao Jin's method was much better than holding on to the fishing rod all day. He picked up his best bow and arrow and fired three arrows in a row, hitting three fish in one fell swoop.

Several attendants didn't wait for Shao Jin's order, they stepped into the water and picked up the fish.

Qing Ping was dumbfounded, he only realized now that the fish they ate in Ganluyuan were not caught but shot!No wonder Shao Jin's archery is so good, it's not because he practiced archery every day when he was idle and bored, but the skills he trained to survive well.

"It's amazing!" Qing Ping was so impressed.

After Shao Jin glanced at the fish, he ordered someone to send it to the imperial dining room for disposal.

"There are fish to eat, can I go back?" Shao Jin smiled slightly.

Qingping nodded hesitantly, he always felt that something was weird, but since there was fish to eat, he didn't care so much, all he was satisfied with was the delicious fresh fish on the dinner table.

"Wait one for braised, one for soup, and one for deep-fried fish fillets." Qingping counted with his fingers until his saliva almost dripped.

He must eat up all three fish today!

Looking at Qingping's cute appearance, Shao Jin's "appetite" was also aroused. Anyway, it will take a little time for the imperial dining room to process the fish. The two of them can eat something else first, and then fix their eyes on Qingping's cute little butt superior.

Of course, Qingping, who was obsessed with eating fresh fish, did not realize that the crisis was close at hand.

Just when Qingping was happily grabbing the fishing rod and preparing to return to the palace, Shao Jin caught sight of Qingping's fishing rod

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Shao Jin now knows why Qingping can't catch fish all day long!

He didn't even know that Qingping was the descendant of Jiang Taigong, and there was only a line on the fishing pole without a hook, let alone bait. This was not Jiang Taigong's fishing.

Shao Jin sighed heavily, he really didn't know whether Qingping was a rare genius or an idiot.

However, this fishing rod with no hook and no bait not only caught him, but also got three fish to eat. The biggest winner after a circle was actually Qingping.

"What are you thinking about?" Qingping looked at the strange expression on Shao Jin's face and questioned.

Looking at Qingping's blinking eyes, Shao Jin smiled again.

"I'm hungry." Shao Jin announced lightly.

"Go back and have some snacks first, and there will be fresh fish to eat later." Qing Ping comforted Shao Jin with what Shao Jin told him just now.

Shao Jin gave an evil smile, leaned over and whispered in Qingping's ear:

"At this time, you should say: 'Your Majesty, my concubine is yours to eat', say it once, be good."

Qingping froze in place for an instant, his face was as red as burning.

Of course, he couldn't say anything.

postscript

Seeing this, I wonder if everyone will wonder where the poster went?

I can happily tell you that the poster has grown wings and flew to Mars!

The thing is like this, because I wrote the extras, and then the extras couldn’t fit into the book (please recall how the postscript of this article was stuffed), but I felt sorry for myself after I wrote them all.

Coupled with the survey results of relatives and friends, everyone loves the special feature and does not want posters (some people think it will be discounted, some say it is not good for collection, and some want to see the special feature).

And so this episode was born! (beat up)

There is another reason why it is necessary to add the extras. I always feel that the emotional world of the two of them is incomplete without the extras, and it is not sweet enough. I have to add such a spoonful of sugar to be like the two of them and between them.

Besides, I have to give Shao Jin a chance to show off, otherwise he will only "pain" Qingping and not see "love".

After writing it, I found out that Qingping became more and more stupid after marriage. Is it because of the ease of life that you don't need to use your brain?

Incidentally, Shao Jin did not let Qing Ping drink the medicine that Zhang Tongda drank. He firmly believed that there was no need for that thing to bind them.

I think, it is impossible for Qingping to cheat, his brain is not big enough to accommodate people other than Shao Jin.

Juan, who has a higher IQ than Qingping