Read Ba Zong's novels and was caught by a bamboo horse
Chapter 2 He's My Man
Song got up early the next day, before the alarm clock rang, he went to the bathroom with his chicken nest head on his head.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! My eyes!"
Yesterday before going to bed, I thought about putting an egg on my eyes, but the sleepiness came on fiercely. Song Yi thought that waking up early could make up for it. Before I took the egg, my eyes were already swollen like two big eggs.
After tidying up, Song Yi wobbled downstairs with his shoulder bag on his back. Seeing that the bodyguard downstairs was already waiting for him, he opened the door and got into the car.
Song Yi stared at his round and swollen eyeballs with his mobile phone, wanting to cry, but when he turned his head, he saw hope, and the red and swollen eyeballs overflowed with light.
"Well... can you borrow my sunglasses for fun?"
bodyguard:"…………"
Just like that, Song Yi entered the school with bodyguards dragging the cool and eye-catching sunglasses. From time to time, people looked sideways at him on the road, and a few girls who were dazzled by handsomeness were too shy to look at him.
Song Yi just wanted to get to the classroom quickly and get a good night's sleep on the table, but he didn't know that the post bar in E was blown up.
The main building is a photo posted by a host named Tutu Can’t Eat, and there is a lot of praise attached. It’s nothing more than thinking that he is handsome. In the photo, Song Yi is wearing a shoulder bag and sunglasses, and he is going up the stairs. Go, while looking at the phone.The picture was frozen and sent out.
The discussion on the post bar was intense.
[So handsome, so handsome!Ahhhhhhhhhh!Groundhog screams! ! ! 】
[Is this a new classmate?Why haven't I seen it? 】
[Wow, this appearance can be compared with the school grass in our E! 】
【Looks like this year's No. [-] school is about to change hands! 】
【I saw a boy yesterday. He was so handsome that my legs were weak. He even handed me my card. Sisters, I’m so greedy, give me artificial respiration...】
[You little sisters listen to my brother's persuasion. From the boy's point of view, you are pretending to be aggressive. Who comes to class and wears sunglasses! 】
[He's so handsome even with sunglasses on, I really want to take off his sunglasses to see his face. 】
Let you see Master Ben's swollen eyes?
Song Yi rushed into the classroom with all the wind. Because he went out early, only half of the people in the classroom came, and half of the people paid attention to him. Weird atmosphere, just about to talk to Wang Yuan, Wang Yuan turned his head to look at Song Yi, hesitantly said: "The person in the post bar is you, I think you should be the only one who wears sunglasses at school in winter. Why do you suddenly wear sunglasses?" Sunglasses? Are they really for pretense?"
"Post it?" Song Yi ignored the fat and life-threatening serial question, turned on his phone and searched for the school's posting bar.
Song Yi stays out of the matter, unaware that he has become one of the most potential candidates for this year's school grass in the E-China post bar...
Who posted this? The angle of the shot is not right. It looks like a candid shot. Why do I look like a blind person? When my eyes are swollen, this handsome young master will return!Song Yi was filled with emotion when he saw the photos secretly taken in the post bar.
The sleepiness that had been suppressed in the early morning hit, and Song Yi was so sleepy that he burst into tears and yawned. When he lay down, he didn't forget to poke Pangpang to remind him of something, and then fell into a deep sleep.
The heating facilities in E are sufficient, and the heating has filled the entire classroom before class begins. Song Yi lay on the table and covered his face with a book, not to mention how soundly he slept. When Wang Yuan elbowed him, he still Fly freely in your dreams.
"Grandpa, don't sleep, class is about to start!" Wang Yuan pushed and said softly, "Just now when I came back from the toilet, I saw Lao Li leading a new student. I looked at the back and looked so handsome, so alive A sunny boy, I don't know which class he is in, those little sisters are lucky."
Song Yi vaguely heard someone say the word "really handsome" in his dream, flipped the book over, put on a condescending face, and said loudly, "Master, I know I'm handsome, so don't listen to me Said beside."
Fatty: "..."
Other students: ...
Wang Yuan turned his head and rolled his eyes. Brother Song is indeed Brother Song, even being beaten can't change his narcissistic character.
Song Yisue woke up, his eyes were swollen and painful, he wanted to take off his sunglasses and rub it, but he couldn't let go of his face in class, so he turned around and went to the bathroom with his sunglasses on.
There was no one in the toilet, and they were probably waiting for class in the classroom. Song Yi opened a toilet door and went in. He took off his sunglasses, took out his mobile phone and looked at his red and swollen eyes.
This young master's favorite eyes!
Seeing that the class was about to start, he rubbed his eyes, thinking that no one would pay attention to him when the class was about to start, he took off his sunglasses and prepared to go to the classroom.
As soon as he got out of the toilet, he saw a familiar figure, wearing white sneakers, tall and straight, wearing a white peaked cap.
Really sunny, Song Yi thought.
The person in front seemed to notice his gaze and turned to look at him.
Song Yi's pupils shrank suddenly... Is it him? !
Lin Yu was stunned for a second after catching his gaze, then squinted, "Man, what's wrong with your eyes? You successfully caught my attention!"
Lin Yu thought to himself: Hehe, it's really cold. Fortunately, last night I made up a few novels about the high-cold schoolgirl falling in love with me.
Song Yi has black lines all over his face. Although I'm jealous of him, isn't he mentally handicapped?Turn around and prepare to go to the classroom.
"Wait, you haven't answered my question yet."
what happened again?Is it that difficult to go back to the classroom and be an obedient child?Yesterday was a Chu student, and today another idiot who read too many novels!
"Are we familiar? How about my eyes is none of your business, go read your novels when you have time!"
"Huh? Man, you are very arrogant!" Lin Yu said words that did not match his appearance, and the embarrassment was all floating clouds.
"You think you're a domineering president?" Song Yi couldn't bear the nagging atmosphere, turned around and went back to the classroom, not forgetting to take out the sunglasses in his pocket as he walked.
The peach blossom eyes behind him smiled, and their eyes were full of tenderness and pampering.
Song Yi was a transfer student. He originally wanted to stay in school and go to the United States to accompany his mother after finishing school. However, on the first day of school, he was called to the toilet by Chu Sheng to question him. He couldn’t impress his classmates. In addition to wearing sunglasses when he first came to school in the morning, it is estimated that the small group in the class has already classified him as a big brother who is not easy to mess with. He is not familiar with the place, and he didn't want to cause any big disturbances in the class, so he was too lazy to explain. many.
The teacher arranged his seat in the last row. It has been 2 minutes since the class started, and the class teacher has not come yet. He went back to the classroom from the back door, opened the stool and sat down to continue sleeping. Song Yi beckoned, Song Yi reluctantly put his ear to it, Wang Yuan looked around mischievously, and whispered: "Lao Li came over just now and said that there is a transfer student in our class, but he just went to the toilet, you Also in the toilet, did you two meet? Does it look good? Is he a sunny boy?"
Song Yi thought of the old-fashioned overbearing line just now, and pushed Wang Yuan away from his ear in disgust, and put on an extremely narcissistic pose, "Isn't this uncle more stupid than his novel?"
"How do you know he reads novels? You know each other?" Wang Yuan couldn't believe it.
know!He is a good citizen who acted bravely and wanted to be a hero to save the beauty yesterday!Song Yi didn't want to tell the embarrassing thing yesterday, remembering the scene that happened in the toilet just now, he couldn't hold back for a moment and blurted out, "He said I was his man."
"...???" What the hell? !
Wang Yuan remained motionless like a fossil blown dry by the wind, staring blankly at Song Yi.
Song Yi was already galloping in his heart, thinking about slapping his mouth a hundred times. Seeing Wang Yuan's horrified expression, he helped his brow helplessly. He was just about to explain that it was his mouth. with...
his man.
Lin Yu followed Li Jian into the classroom. The originally quiet classroom suddenly started chattering. Because it was a science class, there were relatively few girls in the class. A few girls quietly took out their cosmetic bags from the belly of the table. Touch-ups, lipstick touch-ups, powder-coaters.
"Everyone be quiet, be quiet. Don't make noise after class is over. Wake up all the sleeping ones! Turning on the heating is not for you to sleep!" Li Jian finished speaking and pointed to Lin Yu next to him, "This is our The new transfer student in the class is called Lin Yu, two of them came to our class yesterday and today, and the other one is Song Yi, who went back yesterday due to some unharmonious reasons, and I will introduce you to everyone who came today."
Li Jian is farsighted, and he can see the back row very clearly without glasses. When he saw a classmate wearing sunglasses, he rolled his eyes angrily, "That classmate wearing sunglasses, don't look at others, it's you! The whole class is you The one with sunglasses! Are you here to go to class or mess with the society?! You must be Song Yi! Take off the sunglasses for me!"
Song Yi was helpless, he really didn't want to show the swollen eyes, he thought of 1 strategies in his mind, and finally mustered up the courage to do nothing, "Teacher..., I have needle eyes..."
Li Jian: ...
Other students: ...
Song Yi felt that the tyrant was looking at him with a faint smile, but it was very blurry with sunglasses on.
Li Jian didn't bother to argue with him. He looked like a bastard student. He didn't know if he beat someone or violated some discipline and was pushed in. Those who could be pushed in were those with backers, so let's just forget about it.
"Then Lin and classmate, you can sit next to Song Yi. It just so happens that you both belonged to the same school, so it's convenient for you to communicate and study. Don't read, everyone, take out the book for class."
Lin Yu nodded in agreement, and went straight to Song Yi. Wang Yuan hadn't reacted yet, and sat on the seat blankly, watching Lin Yu go and sit next to Song Yi. Students, the principle of not making trouble is to forget that you didn't see it, and just as you lay down, you heard Wang Yuan ask Lin Yu: "Song Yi is really your man?"
you man...
you man...
you man...
Lying in a big trough, what is this all about!
Just as he was about to get up and drag Wang Yuan out to silence him, he heard Lin Yu talking nonsense in a serious manner, "Did he tell you? If he said it, I will admit it."
Wang Yuan nodded half-understood, but before he could react, he asked urgently, "Then he has a needle eye..."
"bang"
Before Wang Yuan could finish asking, Song slammed his fist on the table, his fingers were pinched and rattled, his face was flushed, his brows were knotted into knots, the veins on the back of his hands were slightly bulging, and his dark glasses made him look like a man. Fierce.
The whole class was startled by such a big movement, and turned to look at them. Li Jian was still writing on the blackboard. The chalk was so frightened that half of it was cut short, and a long line was drawn on the blackboard.
"Song Yi, get the hell out of here!" Li Jian rolled his eyes angrily, pointing at Song Da and cursing, the hair on his head, which was not rich already, was about to explode.
Why is it so unlucky recently, all the koi I forwarded were eaten by dogs?
Song Yi pouted helplessly, and was just about to stand up and go out when a warm palm wrapped his wrist.
[The author has something to say: Come on!Give yourself a pep talk! 】
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! My eyes!"
Yesterday before going to bed, I thought about putting an egg on my eyes, but the sleepiness came on fiercely. Song Yi thought that waking up early could make up for it. Before I took the egg, my eyes were already swollen like two big eggs.
After tidying up, Song Yi wobbled downstairs with his shoulder bag on his back. Seeing that the bodyguard downstairs was already waiting for him, he opened the door and got into the car.
Song Yi stared at his round and swollen eyeballs with his mobile phone, wanting to cry, but when he turned his head, he saw hope, and the red and swollen eyeballs overflowed with light.
"Well... can you borrow my sunglasses for fun?"
bodyguard:"…………"
Just like that, Song Yi entered the school with bodyguards dragging the cool and eye-catching sunglasses. From time to time, people looked sideways at him on the road, and a few girls who were dazzled by handsomeness were too shy to look at him.
Song Yi just wanted to get to the classroom quickly and get a good night's sleep on the table, but he didn't know that the post bar in E was blown up.
The main building is a photo posted by a host named Tutu Can’t Eat, and there is a lot of praise attached. It’s nothing more than thinking that he is handsome. In the photo, Song Yi is wearing a shoulder bag and sunglasses, and he is going up the stairs. Go, while looking at the phone.The picture was frozen and sent out.
The discussion on the post bar was intense.
[So handsome, so handsome!Ahhhhhhhhhh!Groundhog screams! ! ! 】
[Is this a new classmate?Why haven't I seen it? 】
[Wow, this appearance can be compared with the school grass in our E! 】
【Looks like this year's No. [-] school is about to change hands! 】
【I saw a boy yesterday. He was so handsome that my legs were weak. He even handed me my card. Sisters, I’m so greedy, give me artificial respiration...】
[You little sisters listen to my brother's persuasion. From the boy's point of view, you are pretending to be aggressive. Who comes to class and wears sunglasses! 】
[He's so handsome even with sunglasses on, I really want to take off his sunglasses to see his face. 】
Let you see Master Ben's swollen eyes?
Song Yi rushed into the classroom with all the wind. Because he went out early, only half of the people in the classroom came, and half of the people paid attention to him. Weird atmosphere, just about to talk to Wang Yuan, Wang Yuan turned his head to look at Song Yi, hesitantly said: "The person in the post bar is you, I think you should be the only one who wears sunglasses at school in winter. Why do you suddenly wear sunglasses?" Sunglasses? Are they really for pretense?"
"Post it?" Song Yi ignored the fat and life-threatening serial question, turned on his phone and searched for the school's posting bar.
Song Yi stays out of the matter, unaware that he has become one of the most potential candidates for this year's school grass in the E-China post bar...
Who posted this? The angle of the shot is not right. It looks like a candid shot. Why do I look like a blind person? When my eyes are swollen, this handsome young master will return!Song Yi was filled with emotion when he saw the photos secretly taken in the post bar.
The sleepiness that had been suppressed in the early morning hit, and Song Yi was so sleepy that he burst into tears and yawned. When he lay down, he didn't forget to poke Pangpang to remind him of something, and then fell into a deep sleep.
The heating facilities in E are sufficient, and the heating has filled the entire classroom before class begins. Song Yi lay on the table and covered his face with a book, not to mention how soundly he slept. When Wang Yuan elbowed him, he still Fly freely in your dreams.
"Grandpa, don't sleep, class is about to start!" Wang Yuan pushed and said softly, "Just now when I came back from the toilet, I saw Lao Li leading a new student. I looked at the back and looked so handsome, so alive A sunny boy, I don't know which class he is in, those little sisters are lucky."
Song Yi vaguely heard someone say the word "really handsome" in his dream, flipped the book over, put on a condescending face, and said loudly, "Master, I know I'm handsome, so don't listen to me Said beside."
Fatty: "..."
Other students: ...
Wang Yuan turned his head and rolled his eyes. Brother Song is indeed Brother Song, even being beaten can't change his narcissistic character.
Song Yisue woke up, his eyes were swollen and painful, he wanted to take off his sunglasses and rub it, but he couldn't let go of his face in class, so he turned around and went to the bathroom with his sunglasses on.
There was no one in the toilet, and they were probably waiting for class in the classroom. Song Yi opened a toilet door and went in. He took off his sunglasses, took out his mobile phone and looked at his red and swollen eyes.
This young master's favorite eyes!
Seeing that the class was about to start, he rubbed his eyes, thinking that no one would pay attention to him when the class was about to start, he took off his sunglasses and prepared to go to the classroom.
As soon as he got out of the toilet, he saw a familiar figure, wearing white sneakers, tall and straight, wearing a white peaked cap.
Really sunny, Song Yi thought.
The person in front seemed to notice his gaze and turned to look at him.
Song Yi's pupils shrank suddenly... Is it him? !
Lin Yu was stunned for a second after catching his gaze, then squinted, "Man, what's wrong with your eyes? You successfully caught my attention!"
Lin Yu thought to himself: Hehe, it's really cold. Fortunately, last night I made up a few novels about the high-cold schoolgirl falling in love with me.
Song Yi has black lines all over his face. Although I'm jealous of him, isn't he mentally handicapped?Turn around and prepare to go to the classroom.
"Wait, you haven't answered my question yet."
what happened again?Is it that difficult to go back to the classroom and be an obedient child?Yesterday was a Chu student, and today another idiot who read too many novels!
"Are we familiar? How about my eyes is none of your business, go read your novels when you have time!"
"Huh? Man, you are very arrogant!" Lin Yu said words that did not match his appearance, and the embarrassment was all floating clouds.
"You think you're a domineering president?" Song Yi couldn't bear the nagging atmosphere, turned around and went back to the classroom, not forgetting to take out the sunglasses in his pocket as he walked.
The peach blossom eyes behind him smiled, and their eyes were full of tenderness and pampering.
Song Yi was a transfer student. He originally wanted to stay in school and go to the United States to accompany his mother after finishing school. However, on the first day of school, he was called to the toilet by Chu Sheng to question him. He couldn’t impress his classmates. In addition to wearing sunglasses when he first came to school in the morning, it is estimated that the small group in the class has already classified him as a big brother who is not easy to mess with. He is not familiar with the place, and he didn't want to cause any big disturbances in the class, so he was too lazy to explain. many.
The teacher arranged his seat in the last row. It has been 2 minutes since the class started, and the class teacher has not come yet. He went back to the classroom from the back door, opened the stool and sat down to continue sleeping. Song Yi beckoned, Song Yi reluctantly put his ear to it, Wang Yuan looked around mischievously, and whispered: "Lao Li came over just now and said that there is a transfer student in our class, but he just went to the toilet, you Also in the toilet, did you two meet? Does it look good? Is he a sunny boy?"
Song Yi thought of the old-fashioned overbearing line just now, and pushed Wang Yuan away from his ear in disgust, and put on an extremely narcissistic pose, "Isn't this uncle more stupid than his novel?"
"How do you know he reads novels? You know each other?" Wang Yuan couldn't believe it.
know!He is a good citizen who acted bravely and wanted to be a hero to save the beauty yesterday!Song Yi didn't want to tell the embarrassing thing yesterday, remembering the scene that happened in the toilet just now, he couldn't hold back for a moment and blurted out, "He said I was his man."
"...???" What the hell? !
Wang Yuan remained motionless like a fossil blown dry by the wind, staring blankly at Song Yi.
Song Yi was already galloping in his heart, thinking about slapping his mouth a hundred times. Seeing Wang Yuan's horrified expression, he helped his brow helplessly. He was just about to explain that it was his mouth. with...
his man.
Lin Yu followed Li Jian into the classroom. The originally quiet classroom suddenly started chattering. Because it was a science class, there were relatively few girls in the class. A few girls quietly took out their cosmetic bags from the belly of the table. Touch-ups, lipstick touch-ups, powder-coaters.
"Everyone be quiet, be quiet. Don't make noise after class is over. Wake up all the sleeping ones! Turning on the heating is not for you to sleep!" Li Jian finished speaking and pointed to Lin Yu next to him, "This is our The new transfer student in the class is called Lin Yu, two of them came to our class yesterday and today, and the other one is Song Yi, who went back yesterday due to some unharmonious reasons, and I will introduce you to everyone who came today."
Li Jian is farsighted, and he can see the back row very clearly without glasses. When he saw a classmate wearing sunglasses, he rolled his eyes angrily, "That classmate wearing sunglasses, don't look at others, it's you! The whole class is you The one with sunglasses! Are you here to go to class or mess with the society?! You must be Song Yi! Take off the sunglasses for me!"
Song Yi was helpless, he really didn't want to show the swollen eyes, he thought of 1 strategies in his mind, and finally mustered up the courage to do nothing, "Teacher..., I have needle eyes..."
Li Jian: ...
Other students: ...
Song Yi felt that the tyrant was looking at him with a faint smile, but it was very blurry with sunglasses on.
Li Jian didn't bother to argue with him. He looked like a bastard student. He didn't know if he beat someone or violated some discipline and was pushed in. Those who could be pushed in were those with backers, so let's just forget about it.
"Then Lin and classmate, you can sit next to Song Yi. It just so happens that you both belonged to the same school, so it's convenient for you to communicate and study. Don't read, everyone, take out the book for class."
Lin Yu nodded in agreement, and went straight to Song Yi. Wang Yuan hadn't reacted yet, and sat on the seat blankly, watching Lin Yu go and sit next to Song Yi. Students, the principle of not making trouble is to forget that you didn't see it, and just as you lay down, you heard Wang Yuan ask Lin Yu: "Song Yi is really your man?"
you man...
you man...
you man...
Lying in a big trough, what is this all about!
Just as he was about to get up and drag Wang Yuan out to silence him, he heard Lin Yu talking nonsense in a serious manner, "Did he tell you? If he said it, I will admit it."
Wang Yuan nodded half-understood, but before he could react, he asked urgently, "Then he has a needle eye..."
"bang"
Before Wang Yuan could finish asking, Song slammed his fist on the table, his fingers were pinched and rattled, his face was flushed, his brows were knotted into knots, the veins on the back of his hands were slightly bulging, and his dark glasses made him look like a man. Fierce.
The whole class was startled by such a big movement, and turned to look at them. Li Jian was still writing on the blackboard. The chalk was so frightened that half of it was cut short, and a long line was drawn on the blackboard.
"Song Yi, get the hell out of here!" Li Jian rolled his eyes angrily, pointing at Song Da and cursing, the hair on his head, which was not rich already, was about to explode.
Why is it so unlucky recently, all the koi I forwarded were eaten by dogs?
Song Yi pouted helplessly, and was just about to stand up and go out when a warm palm wrapped his wrist.
[The author has something to say: Come on!Give yourself a pep talk! 】
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